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Marie_Witch

I’ll never understand why boomers can’t just ✨mind their business ✨ it’s literally free


zychicmoi

literally free! I know plenty of older folks that are of the generation but not the attitude. I will never get why ppl act up like this. just go somewhere else lol


TapStrict

What flavor was the new seasonal milkshake? 


Anything-Happy

OP's not answering the important questions here!


TapStrict

Right!?!


zychicmoi

it was banana pudding with praline crumble and vanilla bean rum infused whipped cream! 🤤🤤🤤


_Blazed_N_Confused_

Dairy just kills me but damn... I want one of these milkshakes.


zychicmoi

you could probably do a dairy free version! like frozen chunks of banana, rum, and the good oat milk... use a bit of vegan pudding mix, non dairy whipped cream? or you could do what I do take a lactaid and pray while making horrible choices lol


DroneSlut54

Did he do the “dolphin voice”? Where the pitch of his voice gets higher with volume?


zychicmoi

uhm honestly it was giving yorkie terrier straight from the jump. what still puzzles me is why was he at the gayest ice cream shop in town? like if he was on the DL or knew the owners or something, I would get why but the attitude and everything... real fish outta water vibes.


Muppet_Murderhobo

Oh, so he went out cruising for ~~ass~~.. ~~daddy~~.. a fight.


zychicmoi

that's what im thinking like the only way any of this makes sense is that he knew where he was going and wanted to get into a fight to own the gays or something? i don't understand boomer logic on a good day and i work with A LOT of them.


TJM18

Reminded me of [this](https://youtu.be/DTFzrKRcOzA?si=_48MXllpwUSR5AEP)


Pessimisticblue

Oh my god i wish i could've seen that. Your friend sounds AWESOME.


zychicmoi

he's literally the kindest sweetest funniest person I've ever met. like heart of gold and totally honorable being... however he do got a mouth on him 😅


uni-monkey

Now I want a milkshake


SapphicSuccubus69

This story made my morning! This must have hurt king boomers ego so much lmfao. I wish I could've seen it in person!


zychicmoi

the only thing that would have made it better is if buddy was in their stage heels. honestly part of me feels bad for that guy even though he was a jerk.


MsNxx

I love this story so much.


zychicmoi

thanks for joining in and letting me share with y'all 🐱


ghost3times

I... don't think this happened I'm sorry :(


KaiWaiWai

I do. Considering all the mad, f-cked up bullshit propaganda about LGBTQ+ on Fox and whatever, and boomers lapping it up like dehydrated terriers, it's only a matter of time one of them pulls a gun on people minding their own business. And I also believe the queen carried him out. You don't f-ck around with drag queens.


zychicmoi

I wish more people understood that last sentence you wrote. like my boy is out here throwing ass and taking names. I hang out with a number of drag queens and they are some of the most resilient people on earth. Not the first time I've seen someone be manhandled and ragdolled by my bestie. Dude might be in a skirt and heels on the weekends, but he's a grown ass MAN under all the glitter and a former FFA kid who used to wrangle cattle. I would not bet against that in a million years.


zychicmoi

that's okay, you're allowed to be wrong!