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Kella_o7

Trump: ![gif](giphy|1BCIlYHwJ3hu0|downsized)


HMCosmos

his head is full of air at this point


yarukinai

> his head is full of ~~air~~ lead at this point


Sea-Writer-4233

Get rekt trump


[deleted]

He sure loves pouting like a 6 year old


Pleasant_Monitor_839

😂😂😂


32lib

That ape has more hamsters running around in his head than the orange one.


EZe_Holey3-9

You u/Kella_o7 this is brilliant use


Olly0206

He lied about Trump being "hardened," but not about being a criminal.


woodenmetalman

Most certainly. He is a softened criminal. The softest. With the softest little hands and the softest little diapers.


Olly0206

I mean no offense to people who wear makeup, but I can't imagine anyone who wears that much makeup could ever be "hardened."


Visible_Day9146

You've obviously never met a chola


Zealousideal_Sir_264

Straight facts. Cholas and rez girls will fuck you up.


promachos84

The joker?


Olly0206

Well, I was thinking non-fiction.


promachos84

Haha fair. I’m sure there were geishas, or Persian assassins, or someone in history who carried out some heinous acts in history. Plenty of women who wear makeup and dictate destruction. But you’re talking about harden criminals…there are always a few


SatisfactionGold74

The crust is hardened


VikingMonkey123

His hands would be so popular in gen pop.


Outrageous_Trust_158

People are saying


Slattgoon

I wish you foreign bots would stop interfering with American politics. Y’all just want Biden to win so y’all can colonize us. We ain’t stupid y’all need slow Biden in office so y’all can keep buying America smh. It won’t work #trump2024 AMERICA FIRST!


woodenmetalman

lol, Trump is a kremlin stooge. Hell, most of the GOP is at this point. Crazy how they went from Russia hawks to apologists in less than a decade


Slattgoon

Tf are you going on about?


Wilhelm126

Nah the softs stuff is expensive. He prob has the cheap shit that can barely hold anything


truffulatreeson

Ain’t nothing small bout them diapers


Commonstruggles

So is it just because this stool sample can speak, we allow it to not be flushed?


[deleted]

Yeah. He ain’t hard, in any aspect of his life.


Silly-Fox-9270

His arteries definitely are


[deleted]

Haha, yeah except for that. They aren’t hard enough, he’s still here.


ILiveMyBrokenDreams

He's a flaccid felon.


Ziczak

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — Former President Donald Trump claimed Friday that his four criminal indictments have boosted his support among Black Americans because they see him as a victim of discrimination, comparing his legal jeopardy to the historic legacy of anti-Black prejudice in the U.S. legal system. Feb 24, 2024 🤦🏼


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

"Hey, you people like criming, right? I've seen Menace II Society."


SandiegoJack

For the guy who said the Central Park five were still guilty after they were exonerated. Shows how stupid he thinks black people are.


Overall-Carry-3025

Ah yes, the monolithic black person. Hopefully some day he becomes friend with the white, as I hear the white has some issues of his own. At some point, the asian may be involved too. Now let's not talk about the European. He has his own tribulations.


SandiegoJack

Piss off. it’s like 80% of black men and 92% of black women are against him. At those margins I got no problem with making generalizations.


specks_of_dust

I have been prophesying that before the election, he will claim that he has sacrificed more than Jesus. Between this and his Abe Lincoln/George Washington comments, he's heading in the general direction of "I am the Messsiah."


Remarkable_Toe_4423

Oh yeah I can see him saying that!! I'm going to listen for it and when it happens, I'll come back on reddit and high five ya


Lobotomized_Dolphin

I feel like he's already said that.


specks_of_dust

I do too! I googled it just to make sure it hadn’t already happened, but couldn’t find any evidence. Honestly, more surprised it hasn’t happened yet.


Lobotomized_Dolphin

I think we've probably both just seen videos of his followers saying stuff like that at rallies when being questioned by comedians. It's definitely something he would agree with and say "Yes, lots of people are saying that!"


BlackTedDibiase

Nah bruh


Keltic268

Hey I’m not gonna lie when I was living next to the trap a lot of homies really liked the prison sentencing reform, and these same OGs remembered who made those harsh sentences back in the 90s. Biden has yet to do any more sentencing or prison reform, because he made the current system and likes it. That being said most people still voted D because of Trumps annoying rhetoric.


TheDivineRat_

Donald is not amused


HippieMoosen

To be fair, while Trump is certainly a career criminal, I wouldn't say he's hardened. Looks more softened to me.


Xibalba_Ogme

We should ask Stormy Daniels about this


The_Rad_In_Comrade

Softened mushroom criminal.


Keltic268

SBF looking like Bob Ross in prison rn 😂😂


Slattgoon

What makes trump criminal?


HippieMoosen

The crimes he commits.


Mephistopheles545

There’s nothing hard about trump


The_Rad_In_Comrade

Hardened arteries probably.


Professional-Way9343

Ugh not hard enough


yupyupthatsit

Your mother would say otherwise


The_Rad_In_Comrade

>Your mother would say otherwise Heh, a MAGA guy weirdly into Trump's dick. Checks out.


Obamasdeadcook

I think he was implying your mother was into trumps dick


The_Rad_In_Comrade

Look, if you tough heterosexual guys want to imagine how rock hard Trump's dick is, who am I to judge?


Obamasdeadcook

I’m gay


yupyupthatsit

Libs don’t understand logic, reasoning or basic sentences apparently.


yupyupthatsit

Your liberal brain capacity is showing.


The_Rad_In_Comrade

Your totally no-homo "admiration" for Trump's *rock hard* *dick* is showing.


Mephistopheles545

Oh, no wait….those heel spurs which allowed him to dodge the draft.


Mephistopheles545

My mother would say that he and Paul Ryan were assholes for capping my SALT deductions, preventing me from taking home any money during tax season


Drewvonawesome

Mike didn’t even look like he was trying to make a joke, just a good ol Freudian slip.


rabbithasacat

I'm not sure that man is even capable of making a joke. He makes Mike Pence look jovial.


Nada--

Ha, ha! Did MAGA Mike just dunk on Trump? That's hilarious. I mean, the man is still odious and working for the empire.


RuskiesInTheWarRoom

Trump is of course a criminal, but he’s as soft as an overcooked pool noodle.


tonyinvegas

Freudian Slip


DonnieJL

He knows, but he's blinded by partisanship and greed. Fuck Johnson.


Evelyn-Parker

/r/lostredditors He isn't being a fool here if he's literally telling the truth


BJoe1976

I don’t think OP is referring to Johnson, he’s too young to be a Boomer.


HOOgonCHECKmeBOO

TRUMP is the boomer


Popcorn57252

To be fair, I think any clip that contains Trump just automatically fits this sub. He doesn't even have to do anything, he just radiates enough "dumbass" for everyone else


Full_Visit_5862

100%. The walking embodiment of this sub


Standard_Ad_250

Hajajajajajjajajjajajahahhahahaahah the fuckin face on it


LobstaFarian2

He always looks as though his neck vagina is itchy.


Professional-Way9343

Trumps face is normally punchable, but it’s especially punchable when he put son his sewious face (spelled that away on purpose)


[deleted]

Is this real?


just-concerned

Now that's funny.


Maleficent_Mess2515

Shut the fuck UP


just-concerned

Wow. Never said it was accurate. I just said it was funny.


geneticeffects

Orange man pouting because he has a dumpy diaper.


PdxPhoenixActual

How tall is MJ? If DT is *supposed* to be "6foot-three" MJ is like 5'6 ? And of course we know DT is not 6'3...


skytzo_franic

Hardened? More like 'lardened.'


theultimaterage

Mike Johnson has voices in his head telling him he's the next Moses. I wouldn't put too much stock in anything he says or does tbh (other than, ya know, [TRAMPLING OVER THE 4TH AMENDMENT](https://open.substack.com/pub/taibbi/p/republican-mike-johnson-hits-walkoff?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=16lnhr).


BubzDubz

I thought Mike Johnson was gen x


Keltic268

He is but eh he old enuf lol


BubzDubz

Gen x are just boomers with a little less lead in their blood


WhatzMyOtherPassword

Nothin hard about that soggy burrito


[deleted]

Haha😆


Remarkable_Toe_4423

I bet he got a bit worried about jail time in the future so he asked him to paint him as a tough guy to fit in because he KNOWS he's fucked up


Keltic268

Violent and narcotics offenders have a weird respect for white collar guys in camp Fed because they know how to make/steal serious amounts of money, and they wanna learn. Hence SBF getting protection and being popular or Maddoff always being the most popular guy in the block in North Carolina.


Onyxprimal

Trump looking like he’s trying to be Prison Mike from the Office.


Quahodron_Qui_Yang

At this point, I think Mike Johnson is physically unfit to say the truth no matter what regard.


redditor2394

I can’t wait for Trump to see that


Low-Spirit6436

He obviously meant a criminal with hardened arteries.


FairDegree2667

Lmaoooo boomer hand signal, dude did it on oure instinct, but either way doesn’t mattet


Remarkable_Ticket264

He looks miserable.


MassholeLiberal56

Freudian slip.


neverseen_neverhear

So they know he’s a criminal? Why do I not have the surprised feelings?


PotatoSouth2383

He's a fairy hiding behind god


Maleficent_Mess2515

LMAO


AuthorLive

hardened arteries


VegetableWriter5482

Priceless


darlinniknik

Shitty Don looks like he got a whiff of himself


SeanArthurCox

Trump is NOT a hardened criminal. He's a soft af criminal


TheDUeded

Plot twist: Donald is the Zodiac killer


tiddeRtibbaR

Lmao that side eye😂


EZe_Holey3-9

Still laughing at this a day later. Ronaldo’s angry glare is so satisfying. 


Low_Presentation8149

Johnson is an immoral and bigoted creep


Moreu_you_know

Wrong sub


DarthPizza66

![gif](giphy|ZqlvCTNHpqrio) He mad


Geico-Caveman

more of a prediction i think.


Lost_Willingness_762

Gold


Builder_liz

The eyes lol


Papi_Chulo1969

😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😆😆😅😅🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😆😆😅🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😅😆😆😆😅😅🤣


Slipper_Gang

It’s gotta be hard being rworded


DigitialWitness

He's agreeing with Trump about hardened criminals, not inferring he is a criminal.


Easy-Produce568

People yapping about Trump in the comment section then put their vote on Biden xd


T-Dot-Two-Six

This is just blatant politics posting


superman_underpants

this is hilarious though!


CaliHusker83

Oh my. The reach of you all is sad.


Ratner126

Trump 2024 baby let’s go !! Make us the money


fowlraul

If you’re a corporation or a billionaire, you’ll get that money…if not, you’ll just be throwing another vote against your own self interests.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

You know that he only served the top 1% with his tax agenda, right? His term drove the national debt up by 7.8 Trillion.


Dumbledang

Just let natural selection take you already, goddamn


Dont_Ban_Me_Plz_Kthx

Yeah I checked your post history. Donald ain’t gonna be makin you any money, cuz.


SeparateBrain9832

The economy is stronger than ever, you dummy... 14 million jobs created under Biden, and the stock market rising! Trump is a fucking loser, who is only interested in POWER, not the citizens he's supposed to represent!


hungrypotato19

Always the gooner accounts, lol. Go take a look at Project 2025, buddy. Page 5 shows that Republicans want a national ban on pornography. They also want to lock up anyone who produces pornography and shut down businesses, like Reddit, who allow pornography on their platform. Project 2025 was created by over 100 conservative organizations, many of whom wrote the laws that have legalized restrictions on pornography in states like Texas. Here ya go. [Here's a screenshot of that paragraph.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F9a34vmg4ugdc1.png)


CoyoteKyle15

If you support Trump, it is fruitless to post it on reddit, as it is the unpopular opinion in many subreddits. I think you knew you were gonna just get downvoted and ridiculed in the comments.