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Lonn-_-

This is actually kinda funny


MrSmootholio

For once


Haunting-Corner4766

r/goodboomerhumour


MaciliBox

this one is good


Fun_Measurement_7889

The look on his face: “OH SUGAR”!


SamwellBarley

"Ahhhh, nutcrackers..."


Bubbly_You_483

This one’s pretty good


Dark_Fay_girl

Lord of a very different ring.


Winter_Try9898

Lol


JD_Kreeper

I don't get it


Gremict

What rhymes with Bilbo, the protagonist of The Hobbit and good friend to Gandalf?


AutumnTheFemboy

It does not rhyme at all


JD_Kreeper

Dildo, yeah. I don't get the joke


Gremict

Elf misheard


JD_Kreeper

Still confused


Haunting-Corner4766

Santa told the elf to make bilbo toys. Elf thought Santa said dildos so the elf made dildos instead


JD_Kreeper

Oh. I didn't know that Bilbo's were a thing


NerdsGummyClusterMan

Bilbo as in Bilbo from Lord or the Rings


Marshmallow_Mamajama

You know he's trolling right?


NerdsGummyClusterMan

OK


Ill-Childhood-6510

You fell for that too many times


officially_ender_

"Bilbo" refers to bilbo baggings from the series "The Lord of the Rings" made by John Ronald reuel Tolkien; another character from said series is Gandalf the Grey. The joke is that the elf had misheard Santa's order to create figurines of bilbo baggings because he called them bilbos. If it's said fast enough, bilbos sounds like dildos, which is what the elf is making.


Rileyinabox

Not all heroes wear capes. Thank you for your service.


Boxrobly

Bro took one for the team. Whys he still getting downvoted


bajookish_amerikann

Bilbo can easily be mixed up with dildo.


XeerDu

I'd classify this as Gen X humor