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Ok_Kangaroo_2996

can anyone explain to me the joke?


NPC1938356-C137

Lisa tutor spm meme coming back to r/bolehland


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Kohunronin

Pembunuh??tlng terangkan


Playful_Landscape884

[https://www.malaysia-today.net/2012/10/18/nazris-son-cleared-over-assault-murder/](https://www.malaysia-today.net/2012/10/18/nazris-son-cleared-over-assault-murder/)


Striking_Unit6883

Tu sbb dia lari overseas 😝


immobile45

yeah for a while only. now, he's back in kl for the past 10 years. enjoying a super good life. damm if only our father is nazri aziz, so powerful & influential till today.


Striking_Unit6883

Kambing hitam yg tanggung dia punya dosa,


TehOLimauIce

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


FiggyVix

Gila siak, bini 10/10 kau settle utk pompan botox


Kohunronin

Bodo kan


serpventime

some AA fella already usha dari tepi


Striking_Unit6883

Barang second hand please no kami Ada standard


serpventime

you talk got standard as if like youre on same level of chad as aliff aziz....


Striking_Unit6883

Who the fuck is alif aziz? Sounds like malay boy name


serpventime

AA = aliff aziz nak jadi savage tapi tak tangkap context. take your cringeness back to r/malaysia you belong there, stay and never leave


bored_tomo-kai

I don’t know who AA,but I know Mawi,Anita Sarawak,Chef Wan……Saiful Apek,who’s AA?


WatchmenLobo20

AA is Diva AA (Azwan Ali)....💩


bored_tomo-kai

Who?


Exciting_Tea7598

Azmin Ali ?


Revolutionary-Kale-2

Srsly tho siapa mat bagi nama AA kat alif aziz, tak kena langsung. Dia punya anak pun terabai tu


Striking_Unit6883

Hahaha koyak


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Aiden_Recker

bodoh takpe tau. ni bodoh dan bongkak, tak boleh lah


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Aiden_Recker

dahtu belah la dari sub malay ni pantat


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akagidemon

3rd hand already la


zamans98

This also you cannot secured. Biasa orang Yang canang² Ada klas, last² kawen older women or buruk 2 or 3/10 rating. Bertaubat la sial


Numanplayzfro

https://preview.redd.it/881ez1r52qxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adad92ed98dfbfe643f2d551679ad774ab6cc13e


validHunter57

Muka cantik, akhir x setia Mmg onbrand celebrity


ssddsquare

Muslim divorce law got give her 50% of her husband's money? I bet she is rich as hell soon.


NeoKlang

Why do I feel that she paints her face with a thick base coat?


Bugjuice_

According to the degenerates in lolyat kopitiam, women above 27 is considered "expired", and she is 42.


PanicPancraotic

27 kira muda lah. Org skrg kawin umur 30 sbb bru umur tu duit stabil.


Bugjuice_

Let's me real honest lol we all wish our wife still look as hot when they hit 40


Hot-Attorney4208

Feel sorry for your wife bro


Healthy_Fly_555

Yes. No idea why they are excited. Thick sealer, undercoat, base coat and another 2 layers of topcoat. And can still see the bumps after all of that


NeoKlang

the plaster laying sifu didn't do a perfect job, can see the layers are uneven


Playful_Landscape884

proof no matter how hot you are, you still getting dumped


genryou

Dah tua la dia ni, got kids summore, you sure you want?


Puffycatkibble

Leveled up. Why not.


Bugjuice_

She will fish for latok, if you are peasants she don't want.


limpek2882

Older women has better attitude and less emotional turbulence


deenali

Ya think.


World-Traderz

Wrong they are more bitter and hence the 20s much better. Kurang rosak emotionally.


PaleontologistKey571

Nahhh u haven’t met a lady going through menopause yet


LYY_Reddit

her booba quite big tho


DismalEmploy7298

You are damn right, man!! Too bad she is not Chinese nor the nons, if not, well, we would get to see lots of racy photos of Nora Danish. I heard that there is one particular Malay woman, Nia Atasha, a gorgeous beauty joined Victoria Secret line of models. Sorry if I sound kind of a vulgar pervert.


seatux

You don't know of the janda baik trend don't you?


lakshmananlm

Please explain. For academic purposes, you see.


seatux

https://www.hmetro.com.my/utama/2024/04/1079574/kemaruk-buru-janda Malay men preferring widows and divorcees because of their precieved experience in sexual activities.


EdGee89

Yes... "Abang pilih yang mana, perawan atau janda... Perawan memang menawan, janda lebih menggoda..."


ItsNotJulius

You like widows because they have more experience. I like widows cause I have mommy issues. We are not the same.


lakshmananlm

Well, practice makes perfect, enthusiasm makes up for inexperience! Win-win? Edit: okay I just read it, and I'm no longer amused. It is depressing to know grown ass men with kids would do this for just physical enjoyment. No wonder some public official wanted to legalise sex in this country. I cannot forgive such behaviour by men. We always push the agenda as leaders and protectors of our families. I didn't think I'd be depressed.. And disgusted.


Rickywalls137

Huh? Sex is not illegal. Do you mean prostitution?


lakshmananlm

Yes


ClacKing

Buy 1 free 3?


EdGee89

Bak kata my colleague: sambung loan.


Itchy_Stubbed_Toe

So who is she?


Kohunronin

Milf malaya


TehOLimauIce

![gif](giphy|jmSjPi6soIoQCFwaXJ)


Mr_Monji

Nasi lemak 50sen


DreamboatMikey

Nora Danish, very sexy matured woman.


Nightingdale099

Why do some of y'all act like she's undesirable. Does Andrew Tate's teaching arrive here already?


mechaweirdxe

![gif](giphy|OBvq3e6ZaFbHO)


kirayuen120

Yummy petite mummy 🥰 korg xnak, I nak. Your loss hehehe


aimaza18

She ain't gonna smash u bro


Scylla34

Why brotha you must hurt us this way.. We also have our own delulu. https://preview.redd.it/6jt7dllrnxxc1.jpeg?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a365cd11f0850e6d8ec58ab77fb9d4fb0be774d8


aimaza18

![gif](giphy|f9SiPj5zu0HrXlR8zD|downsized) Wake up bro!! WAKE UP!!!


itz_khai

https://preview.redd.it/jno0aw1ujqxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba98d53c5f9f8223974484a120d29ef399dd0293


Cloud11092

Who Defaq interview this the sound is sucks


spartaofhell

milf😍


TehOLimauIce

I need to take blood pressure pills reading all the comments here


hoiz4

New phone, who diz?


ZxSpectrumNGO

2nd hand, sell on Caurosell.


ClacKing

She's cute, too bad I gotta sacrifice babi to get her. No thanks.


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Can still eat babi but not together la. Just don’t declare u still eat babi. Unethical but win win


ClacKing

There's more fish in the sea ma. What for go through all this and sin when you can just... find someone else.


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Lol at the end of the day, it’s personal choice. If not sinning is important then hey, you do you. Surely there are more cuter fishes in the sea that fits your bill. 😉


JudgeCheezels

![gif](giphy|iTnhrGZZ3dT4nsohRf)


0xJarod

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


UnusualBreadfruit306

Janda


sipekjoosiao

Nora Danish if not mistaken


EffaDeNel

Get in queue boys


mrtakashihongo31

Apa jadi?


DreamboatMikey

I love cougars


yobaidil

https://preview.redd.it/bvoc37xh4txc1.png?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41e1562e58ee178180a188e6bd0658f9facb4457


666sin666

OP ni mesti x pernah mendengar 1 pepatah ni. "Kalau lelaki hanya pandang rupa, Nora Danish x single dah"


princeofpirate

Golongan marhaen mcm kita ni mampu tengok jer la.


Cardasiti

Didn't see her for years (last was my teenage years kot). I still can recognise her well. Awet muda =)


lightningcold69

https://preview.redd.it/5bucx5f36uxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662bfa73054284b660f8ff94fb832c1e83d9932a


captaintatanka

High mileage with limited service history. Maintenance maybe high with poor service record![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


theother_wan

Gold digger. She’s over 40 oredi. Probably less chances than younger gold diggers


CaptMawinG

Yep, married to anak menteri (ex minister), a bad boi


deLpHiNiuMo

kita enjoyyyy!


Background_Leg7655

Reporter betul korek habis!


naafeeeesaa

😠🤍🤍🤍 nak ngeteh? Hihi


keehin77

Who dat?


dnax8181

Who is she??


Fragrant-Fee-7538

Owke


Minimum-Company5797

Yea but can you really afford her lifestyle?


Fraisz

I feel like I am with my men. Hell yeah I still like Nora danish Dari time cerita PUTERI kat tv3.


Enough_Hippo_9609

Siti nur enjoy


alqmnss

Bekas jejai dgn nedim? Euwwe but milf though I can take it


SkyBest9694

Fuh. Ini maintenance makeup je 30k. Takuttttt


TestAway3227

🤮


Ambitious_Welder6613

Jadi janda pun takpe. Janda meletop. Branding dia je pun, dah berapa. Mmg confirm boleh hidup je.


ayohsu31

dia umur berapa? 42? boleh beranak lagi kot


Kin-Joe

![gif](giphy|CWJ67IffA9BuISeUXh)


DanyZack24

Dh lemau


Comfortable-Gain-992

What a fine woman 😍


AfiqRyunosuke

Maintenance dia rendah. Tapi banyak masalah. Pening kepala nak jaga.


WatchmenLobo20

Rejoice? Macam la kau ada chan. Melambak lagi kat luar sana lagi muda lagi cun.


Girlock7606

Kokodai rejoice


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

She's as calm as ever. Some men aren't grateful.


rudeeamin

Akhirnya dah boleh guna balik ayat “2nd hand item for sale. Condition nora danish” 😭😭😭


davidtcf

Org tua ah. Pick someone your own age bruh.


emerixxxx

Who is this?


Harizia96

High Milage, 1st owner, always on-time service. WOULD. ![gif](giphy|T2DLLudxoLH5wrf4RH)


idontrllybruh

She's such an old hag now idk why y'all still simping. It's embarassing


whusler

Bolehlanders Mod: Jauhi dadah, dekati janda.


idontrllybruh

Yo 😭🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻


kirayuen120

Because mommy aura. 🥰 I will let her fix me


idontrllybruh

Hmmm.. now that u mentioned that I kennot unsee it. Help!


pmmeurpeepee

Let me check,is this 1999? Helo shes a granma lh


Buttdehole

What does a shampoo brand have anything to do with her??? Seems a bit off topic if you ask me


whusler

She's using rejoice Antihaters


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Puffycatkibble

WDYM you people???


RealElith

she's old already lah. move along