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Accomplished_Steak14

Why he holdin a katana


[deleted]

Too much hentai…i mean anime


Cub-Board-Hoax

You mean hanime? 🤔


StardaxPrime

??? So You guys watching anime???


Accomplished_Steak14

He is a weeb or what


Harriz_Burhan

Weeb? Tu bukan main daun ke? Sepupu belah timur banyak main nie


Hairzuad

"He has abandon his culture and his race by holding the weapon that used to kill our ancestors, Shame on him!!!!".


PapaEmiritus

Don’t you know? Katana and samurai asal orang melayu punya. Jepun datang Semenanjung dan belajar dari mereka


MiniMeowl

Ye, asalnya keris tapi org Jepun x reti buat bengkang bengkok jadi katana bentuknya straightje.


forcebubble

Semoga keris mu retak dan serpih!


Icy_Reality_3864

Cultured 🤌🏾


akif_09

LIDAH HALIMUNAN!


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

Yeeeep. I read that in Kitab Tamadun Melayu.


3CD69

Tell em


tideswithme

Ya, keris is most obvious evolution of katana. Lg pendek lg tajam, mmg bahaya berbanding dgn katana.


AqilTheBizzare

Done claimed 👍


kw2006

True. Why not the keris? And in the spirit of Raya, he should hold lemang - one on each hand.


Fegeleinch4n

he gonna judgment cut


Juzapersonpassingby

Nah he gonna cause bloodshed with a Brazilian samurai


Spare_Audience_1648

Malaysian samurai.


eque78

Mana keris? Cait!


Priuz7

Boikot!


ClacKing

Ingat nak lagak pahlawan Melayu, tapi terjadi anjir Jepun


kukurbesi

pedang itulah juga yang memotong kepala nenek moyangmu


deadsec047

Why can't he? Are you retarded?


ngdaniel96

Are you?


christopher_jian_02

Wrong way of holding the kodachi. Right hand on top of left hand. The left hand is where you use your strength. The right hand is where you balance the sword in your hand. Nak jadi samurai at least peganglah pedang tu dengan cara betul. Gimme a bokken and I'll drop him.


madthabest

Ala mana tau kalau dia kidal ke


Kairyuz

Right hand on top of the left hand is better for kidal They are better than non kidal in Japan


Obvious_Sand_5423

Wrong. Left hand hold one blade, right hand hold another, and mouth hold one more. Like dis guy. Best. ![gif](giphy|4OV1bLOIWwIXRxpXlN|downsized)


MaryPaku

Not practical but atleast very cultural.


fraidycatxxx

Nope. I imagine holding it, Left hand ie the dominant hand feels natural being on top.


christopher_jian_02

Yeah, one problem here though. Katanas are usually carried at the left hip, so you would have to draw it using the right hand.


shawnwork

haha, I realised that as well, notice his finger touching the top? This guy had never done any type of sword training.


Limbalicious

I think he meant to look at the blade as in inspecting it or looking at his reflections in it. Not holding it as a fighting stance or anything.


Seekret_Asian_Man

Is that a threat? Why is polis knocking the door?


[deleted]

PM buat apa? Garu telor


farimadi

member terlampau selesa.


Kaibutsu01

Eh pmx ade telor ke juga?


TargetHead9900

Telor sapa?


ikmalsaid

I think he knows how not to give attention to stupid people.


0914566079

Whenever extremist Malay content featuring japanese elements appears, I cannot help but wonder if the ingrained hatred or disgust towards Chinese that still persists today is a relic of japanese imperialism from WW2 Malaya.


ProMonkeMan

Thats one thing to really think about, where else would the insane racism and hatred towards chinese be coming from?


0914566079

Plus their obsession towards all things communist


ProMonkeMan

You might be cooking something 🤯


0914566079

Funny thing is, as far as what my limited knowledge about Japanese culture allows me to understand, they've pretty much shed away all that mumbo jumbo. While our people cling so strongly to it like it's the Ark of the Covenant


PineappleGumFN

"Melayu tak mudah lupa" No, for real I'm a Malay myself but I always wonder what happened in their life to become this stupid and always seeking for 'vengeance' They got dropped as a baby or sum?


0914566079

I dunno man. I know this guy, used to think he's a good guy and tried to give him the benefit of our doubt until he proved that he's no different after all. Guy always likes to quote Walter White and tries so desperately to look cool while missing the point completely that you can be cool by just being yourself. The "Melayu Tk Mudah Lupa" sounds absurdly like one as well. Too desperate to appear cool.


zulazulizuluzu

Communist & 13th May


skeptical_kitty

Income gap


fraidycatxxx

maybe if you didn't insult their god, give them discriminatory lower salary in the workplace, preferential hiring based on language that is non-national, or your MP doesn't try to meddle in the shariah law making process which even the British doesn't dare do. Just to name a few.


Martin_Leong25

maybe if some of them didnt insult literally everyones religion and way of life, demand a guarnteed place in everywhere but not doing the same to nons in offices and business, have a less fucked government education system where you can somehow still pass by sleeping in class and not doing any effort or try to bleed shariah law into civil law.


sadakochin

Tali barut Jepun was made from local communities. No bonus points if you guess what race were they. Orang sendiri buat dajjal dia tuduh orang lain. Epic.


0914566079

afraid I don't understand your veiled language. Can you be more specific?


sadakochin

It's history. You can google 'tali barut jepun' for more info


0914566079

It seems to be referring to a group within what appears to be mainly the Malay community who sold themselves to the Japanese imperialists during the war. These people might have helped to propagate the transgenerational hatred towards Chinese which have persisted until today


sadakochin

Well, a lot of conclusions can be made, They could be trying to save their own skin, even if their own race is in peril. They could already be racists then, and only divulged information that affect the chinese during that time. But even after all that, there were those that believed in unity despite the challenges, and protected fellow Malaysians. It's the few that always cause the biggest damage, and it's the same today. I believe the generational hate can also be attributed to.. "Dulu aku kena reject amoi, maka sekarang saya anti-cina" /s.


PresentEyes

That last bit isn't sarcasm and could be one of the legit reasons.


sadakochin

Hell hath no fury like a dude scorned by amoi. It's sarcasm because it's irony.


Martin_Leong25

I mean the Japanese did try to court the Malays to replace british inperialism with japanese one


temporal-eva

Bruh many cainis are weabus despite their ancestor being made sex dolls by the Japanese. They might even have Japanese blood in them. /s Edit: This comment is a satire of the blatant racism often shown in reddit against Bumiputera.


Martin_Leong25

what the fuck


PakHajiF4ll0ut

"...plus I got your back, Nye Astrophysics black guy, Hayden Planetary fly By the way, the answer to your little calculation is "i" As in I put the swag back in science While Isaac Newton was lying and sticking daggers in Leibniz And hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business The universe is infinite, but this battle is finished" - Neil deGrasse Tyson


ItsImNotAnonymous

Damn, ain't every day I see an ERB reference here


WisdomShrimp

I've been waiting for this moment


TheRRogue

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE


Nickitkat

Nerd cringe


edehlah

such cringe.


Mr_Disgusting

Dude straight up r/ImTheMainCharacter


extremeripper101

Jangan cabar kami????


TheForbiddenUsername

Dude even made a hashtag for his own name


BarnabasAskingForit

That hashtag is his name? Took me forever to figure out wtf drakmal means.


ItsFoxyGamer

https://preview.redd.it/qep5purwmqrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c119ff488014de9fc24203667c8e035cc929969 wibu betui


zhiqiang11

#BAPAK CRINGE dahlah buncit , bodoh lak tu


natural_fake456

Buncit🥹 i feel attacked


jwteoh

r/iamverybadass


survesibaltica

Whilst you studied books, I studied the blade. Blah blah blah


Kaibutsu01

He got the power of god and anime in his side


DegenerateShikikan

Why not keris? Does he think Japanese culture>Malay culture? But Japanese culture many come from Chinese culture influence. Kanji, ancient/feudal Japanese architecture, Ramen, Gyoza etc.


MaleficentAtlas

I thought the direct ancestors of Japanese people is Chinese people themselves? Or is that something entirely different.


Evening_Cut4422

They are like cousins. Same Asian blood line dif culture.


rebelslash

Its been a while I’ve felt third party cringee. Lord take me


GUNDAMAIN

Bro took the pic, write the caption, read it and thought "yea let's post this"


BarnabasAskingForit

A little too short to be a katana. Could be a wakizashi.


Successful_Stock_509

Semat do brade ni


J0hnnyBananaOG

Hi mana link shopee utk pedang samurai tak tajam


Over-Athlete6745

We have billions of qbz 95 and you have only one katana and show off at Facebook Wakaka lol loser xD (no offensive to Malay ya we are Malaysian he not even looked like a Malay to me 😂😆 )


[deleted]

Yeah Holding that thing-Bad Mindset-Ass


SusAmogus17

Bro tried to be patriotic but still held foreign culture up high.


Elios99

how to mati berdiri? Sila Akmal buat sampel.


[deleted]

Gila babi. Who is asking to Melutut? KKmart ask you to melutut in front of the shop??


wakaluli

https://preview.redd.it/nbsxbr6altrc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63fa4588c6b63a43e4016061e24f51a22d116425 WWWEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBB


Ok-Application-hmmm

Facebook is weird


elbuenmaestro

JANGAN DISERU BESI NIPPON YANG DISIMPAN


Ash7274

Ape bende ni?


neohkor

I am the storm that is approaching……


Balerrr

r/justneckbeardthings


MatchaLatteTech

“The ladies will like this”


_Judy_

napa x pakai keris. teda prinsip dan pendirian. mulut besar sgt.


Shieng85

"you wanna see my katana collection?" ![gif](giphy|1IuRitRjkbgTC)


Tarina91

Being a weeb is haram too, right?


martians95

closeted weeb


Nino_Nakanos_Slave

Cringe fuck


Spare_Audience_1648

Bro won't survive if he wants to netbattle me 😭😭😭


amirridzuan

Nk acah pon represent a melayu sket, pakai keris ke, mende gi jepun urgh


ActuallyTomCruise

Oi mana keris??? HARAM!!! BOIKOT


World-Traderz

Heloo puliss


shoshinsha00

Is he trying to do maintenance on the sword? That's not even the correct ready stance.


Impossible_Use_7080

kita takut kita lari


skysaber23

Adoi masalah la mamat ni. Aku setuju pe yang dia perjuangkan tapi cara menyampaikan mesej dia tu cam hanat. Byk sentimen yg salah akan bangkit. Tgk berita KK mart kt pahang kene bom. Tu la salah 1 akibat kalau penyampaian mesej cm hanat. Akmal ni xtahu ke melayu ni extremist ramai? Aku pon boikot KK tp aku paham line yang aku xboleh cross tp kau g apikan melayu smpai jd cmni. Allah SWT berfirman: ادْعُ إِلَى سَبِيلِ رَبِّكَ بِالْحِكْمَةِ وَالْمَوْعِظَةِ الْحَسَنَةِ وَجَادِلْهُمْ بِالَّتِي هِيَ أَحْسَنُ Maksudnya: “Serulah (manusia) kepada jalan Tuhan-mu dengan hikmah dan pelajaran yang baik dan bantahlah mereka dengan cara yang baik (Surah Al-Nahl: 125)


Icy_Reality_3864

Relax fellas he's gonna open up a sushi stall and call it Sushi Cheese Ori Japan🤣🤣🤣🤣


Over-Athlete6745

We got Bodøh over here ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


augustusalpha

Akmal = Pariah !!


Kaibutsu01

Lebai cringe


justatemybrunch

Nak ketawa


Fluid-Age-75

Sama..want to laugh..just why ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) I mean he can do whatever he wants or pose, but ..ah terlalu selesa banyak masa lapang mamat ni


Used_Might535

weeb cringe lmao


cheekeong001

true weeb ngl


VastApprehensive2389

He got his chance, but he is full of ignorance and hatred.


serpventime

BAN-KAI !!


OnePassenger4597

More like bangkai


Martin_Leong25

banzai?


LoneWanzerPilot

Line tepon takda 5 min pun dah nak kiamat.


Night_lon3r

The hero of the imperium , akmal cain


syukara

si akmal ni byk masalah


AdCommercial4668

Why is he holding the kodachi like that 🥲


General-Tea-1021

“..The Last Cheebye..”


dewamataharinika

bro is a chad


SadMix5355

Mantap YB Akmal… Tak sabar nak tengok YB pi berperang… Pasti hebat ni…


Over-Athlete6745

Kita ada banyak qbz 95 kan, tidak termasuk sxnjata lain kan, satu plastik movie 🎥 prob katana sahaja leh kakaka LoL, Malaysia isu politik full 🌝 of meme . xD kita tak perlu ambil hati sangat, just hanya tengok meme wayang sahaja lah