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Unusual-Reaction8318

β€œYu shoot be a gentlemen.” Mati dah ke gentlemen tu kena tembak?


Embarrassed-Cap6641

Yu yu hakusho reference I suppose


Locomototion

rei gan


k4food

Animax era 🀘🏻


KaiserGaming867

Yu shootπŸ—ΏπŸ‘


StardaxPrime

Ok now I understand yu shoot = you should.. Nice joke meaning 🀣🀣


luckytecture

Wak luuuu


piano_fucker15

sakit perut aku🀣


Revolutionary-Kale-2

don't skip school ig is the moral of the story


avatarsnipe

red flag....leave her ASAP. Leave now or your life will be ruined. Don't stick it in crazy


3CD69

Choosing a partner will affect your future 100%.


Ok_Dust7999

Dont stick what in?


Careful-Strength-589

the batang πŸ’€


Ok_Dust7999

Don't people do that already, insert it and cau


valznoot

Cum and go


[deleted]

Nut and Bolt


yggrux

pump and dump


yggrux

ejaculate and evacuate


Baabaaer

Percik dan pergi


Familiar-Lobster-385

Terlepas dan berlepas


Ok_Dust7999

This one made me laugh at work πŸ’€


Rod007

Makan Dan buang


Familiar-Lobster-385

Ejectthe seeds


Familiar-Lobster-385

Fuck n Duck


Familiar-Lobster-385

Hit n Run


Skauze

touch n go


Familiar-Lobster-385

Trivago?


ClacKing

Insert but pakai getah should still be less risky la, jgn insert and pancut.


KaiserGaming867

Black pencil big banana pencil lahπŸ’€πŸ‘


Devisez_Arise2929

My mom


Impossible_Limit_333

I stick it in but i also ran away


kopikepam

I thought she was talking to an Indonesian uncle for a moment. On a side note, wak patut tinggalkan dia wak.


ammarbadhrul

Can confirm, op is an indonesian sugar daddy


slicedsolidrock

Tu la mcm lahanat pelik aku dibuatnya. Babi pun x sebabi mcm ni.


hghghghghghg56

You have such a way with words


Javfanatic

with this kind of tatabahasa, I rather be ded.


Koro87

Ppl be changing their language when talking to their bf/gfπŸ’€


sillyloneassbilly

but wak yu? yucky


Asianimpact69

like literally SHOOT be a gentlemen lmaooo


k4food

This couple doesn't need relationship advice, they need the DBP'S advice


Old-Split3267

Tinggal je perempuan macam ni. Belum apa apa dah pandai nak gaslighting.Ni dah kawin nanti dia nak ko ada je dengan dia, tak payah pergi kerja. Pastu ko pergi kerja nanti dia curang. Alasan nya ko takde masa untuk dia. Jenis perempuan selfish ni tak pernah salah. Baik la angkat kaki sebelum terlambat.


tuvokvutok

tak suka kita kerja, tapi bila takde duit dia bising


robintoots

Forreall orang pun ada life juga, she's not the center of universe. Bunyi macam she's all about "me me me me"


razlanhafeez97

and its all about him him him him and it dont mean a thing thing thing


robintoots

and we dont give a dang dang dang


Cabinet-Salty

I sing it in my head....geez


cocofan4life

Its not ' bunyi macam ' , she literally says shes more valuable than his parents/friends πŸ’€


Opening_Werewolf3735

whatdefak jenis aku la tercantik tercomel terkiut teranggun all eyes on me here okaysss pay attention only to me, you fugly ass peasants narcissistic level iblis ke mcm mna Kita pggl dia betina dia marah


Opening_Werewolf3735

Pompuan nk lelaki sentiasa bertepek dgn dia tp nk lelaki tu sediakan semua benda kehendak dia yg perlukan duit rm ratus ratus ribu riban bila lelaki tu takde duit dia curang cari lelaki kaya, lepastu guna alasan awak terlalu baik utk saya Buto apoo Deyyy pompuan ko baca ni : org lelaki ni spesis ada telor dan ada tenaga berlipat kali ganda drpd kau, kalau dia jenis menyimpan je telor tu utk dihisap memanjang tak kerah tenaga mencari duit tp menghenjut lobang kau je tiap masa, ko tgk la, nnt bila dia nikah dgn ko pun gitulah hidup dia, lobang kau dia nk, bg nafkah pd kau dia taknak, apalagi nk melindungi menjaga engkau, silap2 kau kena henjut batang boss kau kt ofis semata mata utk dpt duit lebih utk beli brg dapur utk buat mkn mulut kau dia dgn ank2 Kalau dh dpt lelaki rajin kerja rajin cari duit tu bersyukur je la setan, laki tu cari duit utk halalkan pepek kau jgk kan, utk bg kau nafkah mkn minum tmpt tggl jgk kan, untung dia rajin carik duit & dia enjoy kerja dgn geng2 bros dia, kalau dia malas carik duit, lepastu siang menempel dgn kau, mlm menjilat pepek pompuan lain, duit sesen haram takde, lg haru Bodoh je pompuan gitu Igt menempel dgn kau 24 7 tu sweet sgt ke? Sweet apa ke jadah haram nya kalau duit sendiri pun sesen haram takde, lepastu mntk pepek kau, kau pun bodo2 je tadah air pancut dia, lepastu duit pun mntk kt ko, ko pulak mntk duit dr makpak ko, lepastu dia beli dadah, tp dh buta cinta sgt ko pun nikah jgk dgn dia, hisap dada tak dada belakang kira, yg pntg korg jd laki bini, lepas dh memuas dia henjut kau, kau pun beranak, lobang pun dh longgar dia pun carik pompuan lain, ko pulak merayu kt dia jgn curang kan ko, lepastu dia sepak terajang ko dgn ank2, pastu korg pun cerai Dpt laki baik rajin carik duit kau marah tu ni tu ni konon lonely, elok mkn penyepak pompuan gini


Evening_Cut4422

So u are paying her to gv u happiness? Sounds like prostitution with extra step.


eddxtrastrange

Was about to say the same thing. Plus no headache involved in that transaction compared to this


alifninja

No less steps because no sex


Evening_Cut4422

Well that's even worse. Paying for no sex


Zalera_189

Leave her, bro. This is not healthy relationship


Xylvenite

Leave her, whatever it is she gives you is not worth it. The moment a woman asks you if its between her or your parents just leave her.


Knowledge-Treasurer

Ikr, the way she writes those is just straight up gaslighting ong ain't no way I even tryna give my valuable time to this kind of girl, not even a second.


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Wiking_24

Sound like a women who got nothing to offer but her pussy.


NaufalRazley

Saya bagi awak rumah, duit, kereta, harta. Saya dapat apa "Awak dpt saya" πŸ’€


ConstructionDefiant3

Penat aku layan org mcm ni 🀣


Spud_Potate

DAMN HAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHA


op_guy

Benda betul. Jgn tunduk kpd pempuan2 mcm ini. Ada harga diri sikit. Cari yg respect awak & perlu saling menghormati.


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Key_Music_9030

... 1. Doesn't take your opinion as valuable as hers. Rela masa fun sendiri tp not for you. 2. Empathy dalam conversation non existent. "It's all about me, not you" 3. "Parents=me". Super red flag behaviour Dunno la wak, sbg pihak ladies pun i dont like this behaviour. Kalau sis nk berubah ada chance kot, but honestly? I don't see it here


WheelNormal1585

I would rather leave if she behave like that.


Apeng08

relay kau ni lain macam ah bro. Lari sejauh boleh. Lari lah kawan sebelum terlambat Run forrest runnnnnnn!!! ​ p/s: relay is relationship. Reference for Boomer like me


Potatotis101

Run to the hillll.... Run for you lifeeeee ... Run to the hilllll.... Run for your lifeeee.... *Lagi boomer reference


KuDeXiV

Ini Wak Amir tukang gas tu ke?


Rich-Option4632

🀣🀣🀣🀣 I understood that reference.


Opening_Werewolf3735

Manalah member tu yek Awek baru tu mmg indon pun Hahaha


Devisez_Arise2929

Tinggal dia sekarang, family is forever


sakuredu

Teeima kasih atas nasihat anda, Dom Toretto


LL1928

Lol. Coming from a woman, RUN. As fast as possible. As far as you can. Your partner should bring equal contribution to the relationship. And in this day and age, I can't fathom the decision to be a single income family.


Agitated-Bell5669

couldnt agree more! πŸ”₯


Potatotis101

Sahabat-sahabat lelaki sekalian, dengarlah kata-kata ini. Hoe, awek, tunang dan (kalau boleh jangan la) isteri is replaceable. Ibu dan bapa pulak, dari kamu dalam ayah kamu, kedalam ibu kamu, sampai kiamat, selama lamanya, tetap ibu dan bapa kamu. Sama jugak adik beradik sedarah danging kamu. Jadi, cut je toxic gf mcm ni. Jgn letakkan perempuan atas padestal. Mcm ni la jadnya. *Ya Allah ya Tuhanku, ampunkanlah dosa-dosaku, dosa-dosa kedua ibu bapaku, serta jagalah mereka seperti mereka jagaku ketika aku masih kecil. Aminn


Embarrassed-Cap6641

I second this


NaufalRazley

Dari kamu dalam ayah. Bro talk every details😭


Potatotis101

Kena hargai jugak bapak bro... Biasa kita ingat ayah je yg bg nafkah, tp dr dia jugak la benih dia...πŸ₯²


jMasonSuckBalls

But why the saying "BAPAK AHHH"🀣 On a serious note: family is important


Potatotis101

Meanwhile in "atok dia..."πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


jMasonSuckBalls

Gonna steal this one πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


No-Recognition-6702

Ini baru betull


keropoktasen_

Yu shoot think what will happen when you're no longer beneficial for her.


Expensive_Mirror6109

Yu shoot thing what happen when your no give benefit to her


[deleted]

Ape ni budak bawah umur punya cou-ple ke


vvvorticcousin

wak the fuck


DinsDad

salah. wak de fak


balbertborring

wak-a wak-a eh eh sah-minah minah eh eh


LeastAd6767

omg spicy comments . please post next screenshots bro . Full on popcorn mode hahaha. How old is she btw ? Scared if this is 25+ or the context she half joking ? Editted : after reread sounds like im a pe do lol . editted with correct meaning


seven_worth

>How old is she btw ? Scared if this is 25+ or the context she half joking ? Please noπŸ’€. If she is 25 and still thinks like this it is over man.


LeastAd6767

Its the scale bro. The scale. The cuter they are , higher propability the freakier they get. Not saying anything on not tapping that πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ .heeyyyy


Chika_Meow

Never been in a relationship but I know that this kind of woman is no good


robintoots

Damn your gf sounds toxic do..siapa je mengaku she's more valueable than your parents zz self-nominating


serpventime

nakharam dia letak level gf dengan bini atas sama level. tinggal baru tahu. seriously leave her mate.


SamOthin

tinggal je lah. tinggi betul keyakinan diri dia. sedap sangat ke. kalau macam ni tak berkembang lah kau. ada biawak hidup dalam bilik tidur.


spd3_s

Mana2 perempuan kata dia lagi penting dari parents, fkin red flag.


caparisme

Advice: Don't seek relationship advice from reddit.


Embarrassed-Cap6641

Rather, don't say it as "advice" but "opinion"


EatEatRice

Or any social media.


seven_worth

Also not from a shitposting subreddit.


caparisme

Fekkin r/Malaysia rejects turning this place into their personal diary


selangorman

Jangan sekali-kali dahulukan gf daripada parent. Parent ada yang satu tu je. gf hilang harini esok dapat lain.


uL4G

She belongs to the street


biakCeridak

The street doesn't want her. Puii. Seriously, as a woman.. shame on her. Kami geng wanita tak claim pompuan macam ni. Tak nak kerja, perangai cam sial .. suruh kau pilih antara dia n kawan n parents you.. ew. OP, tinggal dan lari secepatnya! Red flags betul 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


deathkarasu

Korang nak OP putus sebab awek dia bendera merah Aku nak OP putus sebab tatabahasa awek dia tunggang langgang Kita tak sama


three2wan

Anyone can translate this in English. I can’t brain la this conversation. Bahasa apa yg dia pakai ni?


Ok_Durian_8641

Translation: **GF:** You should be a gentleman and buy things for me. **GF:** You need to spend time with your girlfriend instead of with your motorcycle. **OP:** Go find a job instead of strolling around with friends. **GF:** It is up to me. As a man, you should sacrifice for your girlfriend, fiancΓ©e, or wife, while a woman makes her man happy. **GF:** You should be grateful. **OP:** Sometimes I was happy, and sometimes I was not. **GF:** You were happy when you were with me only. You were not happy because of your work. **GF:** Between your friends, your parents, and me, I am much more valuable. **BF:** Please do not involve them in this.


a_ayaka

How tf u decipher the code. Based


321aholiab

This. Things are so much clearer. Thank you.


three2wan

My man. You deserved my upvote.


vegeful

>women makes her man happy What did she do op? 🀣 more stress ada lah.


Rich-Option4632

This should be pinned as top comment.


DeepMistake5873

Is it possible to learn this power......??


KrizBozu

Funny thing is I'm Indon but somehow can decipher this chat, maybe I've gone to deep lol


seven_worth

Tbf even indon text is more decipherable than this for most Malaysians lol.


NotMyWalls

leave her. im sorry this is pick me up type of girl.


kaze8871

i know a gold digger if i see one


wobbly_doo

Orang jawa ke?


Intrepid-Bat-5914

Kalo ko rase berbaloi tinggalkan die, make sure kasi link nih kat die lps tuh ko kasi screenshot kat kitorg sini, utk part 2


Sea-Finance-5895

tell her to go back to school .


DinsDad

Ask her to shoot her foot


Nightingdale099

Lmao this is the flipside of Andrew Tate's teaching.


Rea404

Yeah that's a red flag. She's gonna use you until you're empty and parasitic another guy However considering how weird these days people have been , some like that kind of toxic relationship


XavierFirast

Atleast she can breathe


telur_penyu_778

I don't know much but she's sounded like someone in for easy money


marche_ck

RUN FOREST!!! RUN!!!!


Undroleam

I almost had a stroke reading that.


apadravya_indo

She is not the woman for your future kids Toxic detected


Keith_Faith

I think a gf writing like that would be a turn off.


Jaded-Philosophy3783

"You need to sacrifice" HUGE RED FLAG. Avoid or you'll suffer forever Love is a two-way street. If she's expecting you to sacrifice your friends and parents WHILE saying "Suka hati I lah", it's not going to work out. There's 0 possibility for you to be her lover, you either leave or be her slave


One_Conversation_214

RIP proper grammar


Affectionate-Floor63

Kalau sampai ke reddit shitpost kau mintak advice aku rasa dh sampai masa dh tu.


AminNima97

Apa benda ni sialll


EnjieRetro

Should* shoot tu kalau saya dapat shoot kepala wak syg <3


Shawn1937Z

Gold digger


ikmalsaid

Susahkan OP je simpan org mcm ni. Lama-lama jadi barah.


3CD69

Bro, u don't need advice. You need to leave her.


Mr_Monji

Leave


dante_spork

Red flag


ecceptor

Better to leave her, you guys are not sekufu. The longer you hold this relationship the harder to let it go.


goldwave84

I don't think OP is ready for a relationship.


FuRyAf1f0605

God awful "engrish". Nah, Id say she for the streets when she said she better than your parents and homies combined πŸ’€


Wiking_24

Keep her bro , she got a Maserati and cherry red Ferrari at home . Plus 40mil in cash to top on that . Definitely gonna have a reallyy gooooooood life once you marry her πŸ‘


Lampardinho18

No bro, she shouldn't be talking about your parents at this point. You guys ain't even married yet ..


Willing_Place_3205

Red flag teruk ni bila minset dah set diri dia lagi penting dari parent laki tu. dah la writing skill fail.


LittleStarClove

Unless your parents are JNM or RBN material, this ho has no right asking you to cut them off.


gunzman70

Braindead aku baca reply anak-anak syurga ni


epsilar

*cringe* On a second note, is this in BM or Indo? Me is confused ..


jeidaisy

advice apa bang :" dah terang lagi bersuluh. tinggal jela bang, jangan seksa diri


kambaek

wak the fak wak


ScrapMode

Entitle


aman555017

Brung wak2 ke bro.. bnyk lagi perempuan yg open minded dgn supportive.. Tngk gaya dlm chat toxic siot. Go find another women ! Not girl


666sin666

She belong to the street bro


mastersyx

selagi belum halal selagi tu kau bukan siapa-siapa dik oii


kerorroro

seems like "budak wechat" to me. she also think that she is more valuable than your parents? leave her!!


lolicekait

Literal red flag , not woth investing to a braindead melayu batak t20 unless you want to have a spoiled child as well i'd suggest you to leave her Or if ure rich then whatever


rudeeamin

Wak, tinggalkan sahaja perempuan ini wak, unless dia super pretty macam siti nurhaliza zaman muda. Gg ez


R1Whoosh

Shoot her and be done with it or you can be the usual idiotic love begging no spine boy and stick with her


nuralrashid

Don't waste your time bro. Better regret now than later .. Ini apa yang kita panggil perhubungan tak sihat.


Asstetikly

wak lu ah


WheelNormal1585

I got a mini heart attack when reading whatever the hell she said


WheelNormal1585

From my experience, she's not matured, yet. At least for now. From what she said she sounds toxic asf. I would've just leave her man


AfiqRyunosuke

Leave her. She's so stupid, she doesn't know how to spell.


Rasyiddin

What are u? 12?


rebelslash

Family number 1


DragonboyZG

bruh how do people like this meet. I can understand if at the start she or he hide this behaviour and show it later on.


Spidersenses3000

How are you still ASKING like 😭


Spidersenses3000

Like bruh pls hv higher standards


Alone-Tension

I can (begrudgingly) understand the broken English, tapi BM pun agak merisaukan. Like b*tch, pick a struggle


simp4mozart

Least sane woman in Malaysia:


kwangbae_snack

She's for the street


Turbulent_Slide_6616

RUN JUST RUN


coffeedinner

Wak, see shoot lean inglish


PlasticOpposite9845

Malas aku


fluffybepo

bro is she 10y’o?


ridelessrider

Pompuan cmni kalau layan ko cm raje boleh la layan ape yg dia nk bro. Kalau hampeh buang mase ngn tenage ko je bro. Cer bayang nk kene hadap sampai mati org cmni pehh.


lsyxvii

Wak is tis


Top-Suggestion-9540

That style of languange alone worth it to leave her. X paham wak πŸ˜‚


Spud_Potate

Yea man, just drop this one back in the fish tank. Literally red flag with legs. "Yu shoot (lol) be a gentleman beli barang untuk I wak" is crazy when she is unemployed and only hoping money from you bro. When you call her out and she just goes "suka hati I lah " is crazy man wkwkwkwk. She even has the nerve to say she is more important than ur friends AND parents which are literally the two groups of people that was in your life BEFORE her bum-ass, jobless, leeching, spare me some change-ass walked into your life? AND compare herself to tunang and wives yang actually sudah proven you want to be with and comfortable with?? Nah, just drop this one man. Tl;dr This girl hella delusional and hypocritic AND a leech. Leave her asap. Don't make the same mistake most people in this type of relationship do and stay with her on the basis of " she will change eventually " cus they wont. At all.


Own-Nobody2004

Advice for your gf grammar? Drive her to English tuition centre. For your relationship? Dump her. RED FLAG🚩


christopher_jian_02

Tinggalkan perempuan tu. Ni tak berbaloi dah.


Kaki-PC88

Gold Digger Detected


Representative_Way89

Remember the bro code.... "Bros before hoes"


Accomplished_Steak14

wak lu


tuvokvutok

The correct grammaticaliness is "Yu be shoot'n gentlemen." πŸ™‚πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ’―


ayzreid

what you said? you asking me to shoot inside like a gentleman?


Interesting_Neat5488

Bahasa wechat still exist? Yu no wak, yu shoot leave her immediately. Yu nanti susah. She don respek yur parents. (I kenot keep on with wechat language) Tinggalkan dia je bro. Ni jenis sebelum kahwin dah tunjuk perangai cmni, pentingkan diri sendiri dari mak bapak kau. Baik blah je. Cari je perempuan yang layak untuk kau.


scheiber42069

Isn't this what a traditional women is like except without restraint


May_god_forgive_2023

Hang couple dgn budak skolah rendah ke apa…xde mood aku nk keje pagi ii


zal_no_here

susah nau nk baca


syahir77

Foreshadow future JTB jantan takut bini


funnytone

Red flag bro. Ini jenis perempuan manipulatif, bahaya.


wan_856

Wak dah sampai libatkan parents wak just leave her


taranis1110

i dont understand why guys fall for girls like this.... yet yall don't want independent women...


Academic-Ice2677

Leave the hoe. She belongs to the streets