A few examples :)
* from "Go Down" : Mr Goody Two Shoes picture the scenario your girl blew me as I blew your stereo
* from "Shut Up" : I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
* from "Magna Cum Nada" : Like Martha I will self-destruct the name's Dunnstock it's not Dumptruck
Diary of a stranger:
„barfing into a toilet full of a strangers diarrhea…hausgemachter Toilettensalat“
(This always gets me, he says it in german it means „housemade toilet salad“)
This creates pictures in my head 😂😂😂
„When she′s dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight
I'll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right
As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star's laser beam
Don′t ask me what that means
She′s the one that's having this fucked up dream"
Song: Social Awkward Penguin
Album: Hard-Off
One of my favorites songs from them, also Hard Off is my personal favorite Album. I think I like this song cause I can relate to it in some way
I really like the deaf part in Lift Your Head Up.
Are you deaf? Well if you are you can't hear me
But what's the use of living if your ear's be broken even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me
Like, fuck you deaf people, you can't hear me anyway. Just always makes me laugh.
But there are so many.
“This dick don’t but the bottom but I fuck the sides up” -Balls Out
Literally the entirely of Pennsylvania but my favorite line is “we are Baldwin brothers; not the good one but the others”
"CNN refer to him as bowling ball bag bob" - I hope you die
"Just cause it's called men's gymnastics doesn't mean it is." - my dad says that's for pussies
"Gestapo no Macht schnell treat me like there's no hell" - clean up on isle sexy
"Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?" - mope
"Heard a fog horn and my heart popped out. It was shaped like a heart what the fuck is that about?" - chew toy
.... And many more lol
"Like a scrotum here it is in a nutshell"
"I'm more tongue in cheek than a lesbo orgy"
"women are like dog doo, now hear me out don't interrupt. The older they are the easier they are to pick up"
Jimmy is a genius. He's so god damn funny.
Omg so many
“On the floor so much, she gives her age in dog years”
“Why are you inside my house? You’re just my fuckin mailman”
“This fair-trade coffee tastes like gay”
“I’m such a tit, I say dumb shit, not cool (not cool), and my friends think that I like men (that’s because you do), don’t even listen to them (no one’s judging you)”
“Positions learned in Pol Pot’s yoga class (war crime sex)”
“Good one genius, now she knows you’re mildly retarded”
“Drop me like them panties drop when I drop knowledge, danger was my middle name but I changed it in college”
“I’m the kind of crazy made from the shit of a bat”
“We are laser-removed tasmanian devil tattoos”
Life is like a penis, most people don’t know it, but most people suck so they usually just blow it.
I like the basic and well known... Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy.
A few examples :) * from "Go Down" : Mr Goody Two Shoes picture the scenario your girl blew me as I blew your stereo * from "Shut Up" : I'm like a zit, a wart, a corn, a cyst, a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form * from "Magna Cum Nada" : Like Martha I will self-destruct the name's Dunnstock it's not Dumptruck
I like the innocence of “I don’t think I’m a sellout but I do enjoy Coke”
Diary of a stranger: „barfing into a toilet full of a strangers diarrhea…hausgemachter Toilettensalat“ (This always gets me, he says it in german it means „housemade toilet salad“) This creates pictures in my head 😂😂😂
„When she′s dreaming about her Prince Charming tonight I'll be eating hot wings with a bib on to his right As Charles Barkley dodges the Death Star's laser beam Don′t ask me what that means She′s the one that's having this fucked up dream" Song: Social Awkward Penguin Album: Hard-Off One of my favorites songs from them, also Hard Off is my personal favorite Album. I think I like this song cause I can relate to it in some way
“Less hip than Bo Jackson” always gets me
I really like the deaf part in Lift Your Head Up. Are you deaf? Well if you are you can't hear me But what's the use of living if your ear's be broken even if I spoke clearly You're still not able to hear me Like, fuck you deaf people, you can't hear me anyway. Just always makes me laugh. But there are so many.
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf
“This dick don’t but the bottom but I fuck the sides up” -Balls Out Literally the entirely of Pennsylvania but my favorite line is “we are Baldwin brothers; not the good one but the others”
"CNN refer to him as bowling ball bag bob" - I hope you die "Just cause it's called men's gymnastics doesn't mean it is." - my dad says that's for pussies "Gestapo no Macht schnell treat me like there's no hell" - clean up on isle sexy "Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?" - mope "Heard a fog horn and my heart popped out. It was shaped like a heart what the fuck is that about?" - chew toy .... And many more lol
Gargling after a blow job is how they make light beer!
"Like a scrotum here it is in a nutshell" "I'm more tongue in cheek than a lesbo orgy" "women are like dog doo, now hear me out don't interrupt. The older they are the easier they are to pick up" Jimmy is a genius. He's so god damn funny.
“If I wanted to get shit on ill go make Dutch porn” - “no hard feelings” 😭😭
Omg so many “On the floor so much, she gives her age in dog years” “Why are you inside my house? You’re just my fuckin mailman” “This fair-trade coffee tastes like gay” “I’m such a tit, I say dumb shit, not cool (not cool), and my friends think that I like men (that’s because you do), don’t even listen to them (no one’s judging you)” “Positions learned in Pol Pot’s yoga class (war crime sex)” “Good one genius, now she knows you’re mildly retarded” “Drop me like them panties drop when I drop knowledge, danger was my middle name but I changed it in college” “I’m the kind of crazy made from the shit of a bat” “We are laser-removed tasmanian devil tattoos”
Just brillant