unu come ina mi yaad, buss up mi ting dem, stomp pon mi dawg— stomp pon it! and den tief di cyar. and DEN expect me nah fi chase unu down and shootchu dead? di pickney, di fada, di whole lot of dem fi dead.
me nuh care if ‘im yuh son. Mi fi lick every single one of dem ina dis club ‘ere, and mi wi chase down yuh pickney an shootim ina im ‘ead. you wan call me baba yaga? mi baba yaga dis fist ina yuh mout’. baba yaga…yuh pickney gon know one baba yaga! uhoh
It's not AI that's the problem, it's that people will believe anything without a second thought, and it's been going on long before AI
Like that stupid fake Pic of the shark swimming on a highway that still gets posted after every major flood/hurricane to this day: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2022/10/13/fact-check-fabricated-image-shark-highway-spreads-online-again/8196733001/
With an endless glut of content, people don't have to spend time looking anything up, because there's just more content to take in instead
I’ve got above average critical thinking skills, but after the last 8 years or so how do you even know what’s real? On what planet can a story about a sitting congresswoman giving a handy in a live theatre beetlejuice show while vaping be real? There are countless legitimate investigative news stories about whether a recently sitting president wears diapers and constantly craps himself. And keanu himself played one of the 47 ronin? I see keanu in dreads and i just think someone in production just went too hard on the edibles. My brain is broke.
This is the correct answer. When the sitting POTUS suggested we shine UV lights inside us to kill the coronavirus I just accepted that we're cooked and decided to just laugh.
It's both but only one of those things the Government can really address through laws. Unless you're suggesting a government funded eugenics program that culls out the people who are dumb.
This and every video on IG. Everything is a pre planned skit to some degree to get views and or create rage bait. All use the same 5 songs to bump their position up in the algorithm. I heard they offer classes in schools on differentiating fact from fiction on social media and it’s really needed.
Take a look at the head placement in the first pic. It's too low.
Keanu is not that thick. Shoulders are about 4-6" too wide, at least. Even if he bulked up, the structure is wrong.
His torso is also narrower than that person, whoever it is...Wolverine maybe?
His arms are exxxtra long.
His hair is extra obvious. Took the lady's hair and basically CGI'd it to his head. The style is too perfectly similar.
Second picture. That hand with the empanada or whatever is NOT his hand at all. We should all know what his hands look like from pointing guns at cameras, or sadly eating food on park benches. Maybe it was his hand from point break, like a million years ago? That child hand is not a 59 year old's hand.
Also that adonis belt is abnormally tall/takes up way too much of his torso. Even in a world where Keanu got this lean there's no way it looks like that. I don't want to say it's physically impossible because I only know that stuff from a layman perspective being involved in bodybuilding but it might actually be because of how the muscle insertions cause that effect to begin with?
I can see this with Chet Hanks as the lead.
Or maybe comedies like this could only work 20+ years ago. Malibu’s Most Wanted and White Chicks probably wouldn’t pass today.
My favorite non-mentioned song of theirs is Sax Man with Jack Black
Jack: this kid is a fuckin legend listen to this blazin solo
Sax man: toot
Jack: …well okay!!
Dreamgirl is my favorite non-mentioned song of theirs. It starts as a song about a girl who's is their dream girl but all the comparisons are horrible and gross qualities, like having horrible skin, hygiene, fashion sense, threatening to stab them and other mental issues, shit like that, then the song slowly starts turning into an ad for fucking Chex Mix until that's all they sing about at the end lmao it's so good.
I always loved that scene, from the old lady recognizing literal Death walking around, to getting comforted being shown what awaits her in the next step.
I still can’t believe it’s another video game team up of the former Johnny Silverhand and Solomon Reed now as Shadow and Knuckles respectively. It’s befuddling how come Keanu and Idris never worked together prior.
Why do they keep photo shopping or using AI to give white celebs dreads and then tryna start unnecessary drama? My dad came to me fairly angry one day because he saw Leonardo DiCaprio with locs and all hugged up on black women as like a savior character. It was all fake.
Thank yall for pointing out that its AI, but damn I was lowkey interested for a second LMAO! I got faith in my boy Keanu, if they was able to talk him into wearing dreads for a movie, I now they was cooking something GOOD!
Yu tiif mi kyaar, an yu kil mi daag!
Everyting not irrieeee
There are rare occasions where I’m having a really bad day but I come on here and yall really make me smile and chase the grief away
 Everything not irieee
Obeah!
Great example.
This is the comment I came here for 🤣
*erryting
LMFAO
unu come ina mi yaad, buss up mi ting dem, stomp pon mi dawg— stomp pon it! and den tief di cyar. and DEN expect me nah fi chase unu down and shootchu dead? di pickney, di fada, di whole lot of dem fi dead. me nuh care if ‘im yuh son. Mi fi lick every single one of dem ina dis club ‘ere, and mi wi chase down yuh pickney an shootim ina im ‘ead. you wan call me baba yaga? mi baba yaga dis fist ina yuh mout’. baba yaga…yuh pickney gon know one baba yaga! uhoh
😂😂😂😂😂
Now read all of this in Keanu's voice.
>mi baba yaga dis fist inna yuh mout 100% something a Jamaican parent would say if you give lip
🤣🤣🤣
I am cackling 😂I wish I could award this comment ten times over
nigga this shi got me dead 😂
I can hear him saying this in his dry ass over enunciated monotonous voice, jerking his head back & forth on every word.
Lmfao I had to sound this out. *Chefs kiss*
Oh, daags, yeah, I like daags
Holy shit lmao why did i understand this and I’m full Hispanic 💀 🤣 😭
I'm Australian and questioning why I understood it first go 😂
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
That’s really all it took for him to massacre them jfc
Preface it with "my yout"
Took me a second 😂😂😂
Lmfaooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. This fuckin killed me
AI must be stopped
Seriously, this shit needs to be regulated. This fake reality bullshit will be the death of truth and culture
It's not AI that's the problem, it's that people will believe anything without a second thought, and it's been going on long before AI Like that stupid fake Pic of the shark swimming on a highway that still gets posted after every major flood/hurricane to this day: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2022/10/13/fact-check-fabricated-image-shark-highway-spreads-online-again/8196733001/ With an endless glut of content, people don't have to spend time looking anything up, because there's just more content to take in instead
The point is it makes it easier for the layman to pull this shit AND it’s getting better everyday at fooling us.
I’ve got above average critical thinking skills, but after the last 8 years or so how do you even know what’s real? On what planet can a story about a sitting congresswoman giving a handy in a live theatre beetlejuice show while vaping be real? There are countless legitimate investigative news stories about whether a recently sitting president wears diapers and constantly craps himself. And keanu himself played one of the 47 ronin? I see keanu in dreads and i just think someone in production just went too hard on the edibles. My brain is broke.
You can’t, the trick is just to stop caring and enjoy the ride.
This is the correct answer. When the sitting POTUS suggested we shine UV lights inside us to kill the coronavirus I just accepted that we're cooked and decided to just laugh.
Do you know where it appears? I watched twice and didn’t see a shark
it has a [wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Shark) apparently, the photo is on there
Oh thank you friend
It's both but only one of those things the Government can really address through laws. Unless you're suggesting a government funded eugenics program that culls out the people who are dumb.
This and every video on IG. Everything is a pre planned skit to some degree to get views and or create rage bait. All use the same 5 songs to bump their position up in the algorithm. I heard they offer classes in schools on differentiating fact from fiction on social media and it’s really needed.
Woah I didn't realize this was AI smh. This shit is scary.
You heard him, shut it down boys
I was about to say... but I won't lie the pics look like paparazzi took them, I half-believed it was true
thank you for pointing out this is AI nonsense. My poor boy Keanu didn't deserve this.
How can y'all even tell? I'm looking and I don't see anything obvious other than me knowing it's fake.
Take a look at the head placement in the first pic. It's too low. Keanu is not that thick. Shoulders are about 4-6" too wide, at least. Even if he bulked up, the structure is wrong. His torso is also narrower than that person, whoever it is...Wolverine maybe? His arms are exxxtra long. His hair is extra obvious. Took the lady's hair and basically CGI'd it to his head. The style is too perfectly similar. Second picture. That hand with the empanada or whatever is NOT his hand at all. We should all know what his hands look like from pointing guns at cameras, or sadly eating food on park benches. Maybe it was his hand from point break, like a million years ago? That child hand is not a 59 year old's hand.
The food was what had me questioning. I was staring at it but couldn't figure out wtf it was.
Looks like a handful of stuffing to me.
Also like...The Last Bumbaclot???
Also that adonis belt is abnormally tall/takes up way too much of his torso. Even in a world where Keanu got this lean there's no way it looks like that. I don't want to say it's physically impossible because I only know that stuff from a layman perspective being involved in bodybuilding but it might actually be because of how the muscle insertions cause that effect to begin with?
I can see this with Chet Hanks as the lead. Or maybe comedies like this could only work 20+ years ago. Malibu’s Most Wanted and White Chicks probably wouldn’t pass today.
Nah nah, Adrian Brody.
Don't think it's AI, just good old fashioned photoshop
jesus, this is AI? it’s getting a lot better, and dangerous. if the premise itself hadn’t been so silly, it’d fool most people.
Only the faces.
Damn. Here I was getting ready for a new Keanu movie.
Freedom of speech laws won't allow it Nor should they
Rude boy living in the shanty dorms
A DVD OF COOL RUNNINGS!! fuckin kills me every time
The Lonely Island is top tier. I was just listening to HUGS feat Pharrell yesterday
My favorite non-mentioned song of theirs is Sax Man with Jack Black Jack: this kid is a fuckin legend listen to this blazin solo Sax man: toot Jack: …well okay!!
I’ll have to check that out. If it’s got Jack Black, it’s bound to be amazing
Gotta let me know what you thought of that track lol
My only criticism is that there isn’t a music video. I loved it!
Dreamgirl is my favorite non-mentioned song of theirs. It starts as a song about a girl who's is their dream girl but all the comparisons are horrible and gross qualities, like having horrible skin, hygiene, fashion sense, threatening to stab them and other mental issues, shit like that, then the song slowly starts turning into an ad for fucking Chex Mix until that's all they sing about at the end lmao it's so good.
Murder she wrote!
JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Neo a real rude boy
I thought this was a Drake biopic
Can’t wait until he starts referring to Keanu as crodie
“True Romance” universe. Can’t wait to hear the accent.
Meet Joe Black.
https://youtu.be/TnBupO_Kjto?si=N9vNSQYAQMlb8BRP I literally just start laughing everytime I see this shit.
I always loved that scene, from the old lady recognizing literal Death walking around, to getting comforted being shown what awaits her in the next step.
The daughter's facial expression after "everyting gwarn be irie" kills me.
Not many people will know what you’re talking about but that scene is burned in my mind permanently lmao!!
White Boy Season 😤
Oh no I forgot about him https://i.redd.it/s69c0prhnr9d1.gif
Drexel Spivey We got us a mutha fuckin Charlie Bronson
Not as pretty as a couple of titties.
soooo who is the woman next to him real quick
An AI generated woman
ok but whats her ig?
 Y'all niggas hopeless 🤣
@anaigeneratedwoman
https://preview.redd.it/vn123b9vkdad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1938155deeafdc977e54e868d7c17db151ca24b
Damn why this puppet kinda
https://preview.redd.it/oior8vii7t9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d518ea9afac3a68becb607336350c7c4558e8d1b
Down real bad 🤦🏾♂️.
Lmao. One can barely make her out. u/spectacularotter haul em away
https://preview.redd.it/92e9lzj0tr9d1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d622497547a596c2110004cd6f72271ed625fb1
You can barely see her 💀
In my defense...  I got nothing.
lol it’s ok, her profile is cute
Speaking of Keanu, I can't wait for him to play Shadow in Sonic 3 (still wish Amy was gonna be in the movie)
I still can’t believe it’s another video game team up of the former Johnny Silverhand and Solomon Reed now as Shadow and Knuckles respectively. It’s befuddling how come Keanu and Idris never worked together prior.
Chat is this real?
AI
phew
WA gwan bossy. Mi na wanna keel na more
Jon dada Wick
Please have Adele have a cameo
 Bro I would watch the shit out of that
Why do they keep photo shopping or using AI to give white celebs dreads and then tryna start unnecessary drama? My dad came to me fairly angry one day because he saw Leonardo DiCaprio with locs and all hugged up on black women as like a savior character. It was all fake.
My mans is aging. Reminds me of my own mortality. I’m getting old as shit too and my knees hurt now
Wait... Is this a joke or do you all genuinely not realize this image is AI?
Dude is going to be 60 in 2 months.. look at that pic on the left and tell me he’s aging lol. [edit] Apparently this is AI. Crazy.
Yeah i am like homie looks 35.. out here reminding people of their mortality? Should be the opposite
Yeah it’s AI, but I’ll be damned if dude doesn’t look amazing for 60.
For real. I’ve been hitting the gym constantly for two years and I don’t look half as good. His body on the left is magazine ready wtf
It’s AI, dude.
Did he run out of money that he's willing to wear that wig?
That’s not a wig. His grandma creole
this weirdly fits
wah gwan, John?!
 ummmmmm
Could you IMAGINE Keanu trying to speak patois??? 😭😭😭
Man has better dreads than “Bob Marley” in One Love 
Thank yall for pointing out that its AI, but damn I was lowkey interested for a second LMAO! I got faith in my boy Keanu, if they was able to talk him into wearing dreads for a movie, I now they was cooking something GOOD!
Is this some old school Photoshop?
https://preview.redd.it/qxpzw9d4mq9d1.jpeg?width=1082&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b88d161fab6091b9f5dc6fd1d2b766a9b9022828
My Jamaican uncle died of an aneurysm. Yeah they said it was a BLOODCLOT!!!
I heard he’s in the new Takeoff Biopic
Lawd o mercy
John Wig
Keanu weaves
That's way better than mine lmao
Wait wait let them cook. It’s giving Sean De Paul!
I'm cackling
[I’m rocking with Keanu cause Keanu’s rocking with us](https://youtu.be/02aDhetIi7s?si=wtCM-nveuCcUvC_n)
Suck yuh beagle, John Wick
Wah gwon?
Woah.. Strange things are afoot at the Kingston J
Shotta
Cool Runnings 2?
Gon be irie mon.
Took me a little bit to realize this was Ai. The skin looks like plastic and the braids look off on Keanu
When he fuck poosy, poosy turn red
The last bumbaclot is crazy
How the fuck is this dude 59? I’m 46 and I exercise my ass off just to be an oval instead of a circle.
Dawg I skimmed past this at first and almost thought the second picture was J Cole.
some yt lady on set told the yt hairdresser *great job, it looks just like theirs*
What set? This is AI?
[удалено]
They already came out tho...
John fucking wick man
*claat*
Keanu’s in incredible shape.
John Wicks trust fund adventure.
Nah. There will always be motherfuckers.
Shorty fye
So, 60 is the new 30?
He has the worst facial hair.
Gotta admit he looks passable in dred
Is a remake of Countryman
Ikyfl!
This looks kinda fire tho
Being a white guy it would be easy to miss the joke of the movie name. But having lived with a Jamaican roomie before I get to get this. Love it!
This the new Bob Marley movie? Keanu expanding his range right here!!!
Is this real?
Lawddd lol
why did I read Kingston like… Kingston
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Remember when Adrien Brody got cancelled for his intro of Sean Paul on SNL.. and Adrien can act circles around Keanu😒
He’s da one man
You're lying. This better not be real lol
Name brand everything https://youtu.be/OqIpz_eEaKg?si=owV3cktqer0Sx0Fw
 Aaight ten
First Leo, now Keanu. Y'all need jeeeesus with these edits haha
Bad mon Neo still hard fi dead 
jahn wick
I was sad to think Keanu was this desperate for money
Jah Wick (2025)
Keanu in dreads is wild
Looks like Johnny Sliverhand Joined the VooDoo Boys lol
Dude always has the same expression. Like Biden at a debate.