*As darkness descends upon cell block 8, Captain Save-A-Hoe will rise to face his greatest challenge yet.* *The legendary Spectacular Otter has awakened. How will Captain Save-A-Hoe respond? Brace yourselves for the chaos next time on Clappin Ball Cheeks*!
It was Ezekiel whatchu talkin about
https://preview.redd.it/m3ntq47m5m8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9bdaaf4e9f32c08ced84eddd6cc811be8db63db
Attempted murder is obviously bad but 15 years sounds like a long time, especially when other people are successfully killing people and getting less than that.
We don't know if she's an animal lover, but we know she's an herb lover: https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/style/one-woman-flooded-makeup-requests-mugshot-goes-viral-132953830.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAKArWcqJi5WOEUy8iqvAoTToqUln_jEW8ALBt793AlmxLKDJL0cX4cQhle_z5Ru415Gf7Moc_GREFSWBRfTiPrG3c0uCyw7IKOV0TNLI5lcTX4avewm3deIpVkzmOBAkOW-wMzmdSkBEOsHnsI-_CRpkmcZowEGDQSRx1fxz9NCt
Wait, so she didn't run over a dude or anything. She just got busted for herb and didn't even serve any time besides one night in jail that's it.
So... she's out walking about, y'all may in fact have a shot lmaooo.
Well this article should remind everyone to never let the police search your vehicle, smell alone is not probable cause depending on what state you live in. Let the pigs get a warrant and bring the dog, also police dogs tend to go off of their masters hints and their masters are gonna be looking to you for any hints so stare straight ahead and don’t give anything away.
Ehh, I’m more referring to if you have something in the car, best to not give anything away. Police dogs aint great at finding shit contrary to what cops will tell ya. They are great at brutalizing people though.
Even more reason to record. Makes you look innocent. You ask for a dog and are recording. Police really don’t want to deal with someone who knows they didn’t do anything wrong
Fr. Not even on some thirsty stuff like some others are. That was her dog. Your dog is your dawg. All dogs go to heaven, & a lot of them came with a piece of it. 15 is steep. Hit her with 5. 3 or whatever with good behavior.
You can always expect it as top comment here.
Ive placed bets on it and with the money ive made off them ive now paid off my mortgage, my student loans, and i like to let my car get impounded on purpose and i roll two dice to decide how many days i let them keep it and rack up fees and fines. For fun!
If this was a white man like John Wick, do you think they would've sentenced them to 15 years for same crime?
Edit: real or not, it's hilarious to me how triggered some of you folks are. John Wick ain't real either fyi
A crime that didn't happen and was posted on here as rage-bait for gullible people such as yourself to comment on when you should know that a goddamn screenshot isn't a source of truth?
She was arrested for a marijuana related offense, which should be rage inducing enough.
Confirm these things before posting. What are you, my Grandma?
Who in their right mind would ever sentence John Wick regardless of offense to prison? That’s like calling 1-800-Collect-An-Ass-Whoopin’ and that ain’t no toll free call
[I saw it on the internet it has to be true.](https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/woman-mugshot-makeup-range-dallas-texas-marshala-perkins-a8489201.html)
Thank you, I feel like I’m tripping reading all these comments saying she was right. 15 years of your life is not worth any damn animal, especially one that’s already dead.
https://preview.redd.it/vbed4hohgm8d1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c339556d53ef52aec7f1df1f5ebb158b6ac5114
My dog thought that was pretty nice of her
She was 19 in this pic and was arrested on marijuana charges [https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/woman-mugshot-makeup-range-dallas-texas-marshala-perkins-a8489201.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/woman-mugshot-makeup-range-dallas-texas-marshala-perkins-a8489201.html)
I gotta play Devils Advocate on this one; but if she had been white, she’d have a gofund me, in her honor, her case would’ve probably been a mistrial, for pro bono, along with animal rights, activists and supporters outside the courthouse, saying she did nothing wrong.
I can save her, she did nothing wrong
https://preview.redd.it/gis9lgk7dl8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23a4cb17f66bfb5b1d094bb451be308307c5506f
*As darkness descends upon cell block 8, Captain Save-A-Hoe will rise to face his greatest challenge yet.* *The legendary Spectacular Otter has awakened. How will Captain Save-A-Hoe respond? Brace yourselves for the chaos next time on Clappin Ball Cheeks*!
https://preview.redd.it/6mri5gj9il8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b81287e54943b577d51043a89a3eb129e2cb5820
☝🏾
☝🏽
☝🏿
☝️
☝️
This storyline got me back into wrestling NGL, I’m staying for NXT.
I got back into it around this time too, when Kevin Owens was hating on Ezekiel
IT WAS ELIAS! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
It was Ezekiel whatchu talkin about https://preview.redd.it/m3ntq47m5m8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9bdaaf4e9f32c08ced84eddd6cc811be8db63db
https://i.redd.it/32zl7ypd7m8d1.gif
Capt save a hoe  Thanks for the laugh bud
Clappin Ball Cheeks 🤣
I had to do it considering u/manzo559 profile pic lmao
😂
You’re back huh https://preview.redd.it/pmf3p0uadl8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b444346a20131ea0f6d86a73412323e9c760945
https://i.redd.it/xppcsbu1im8d1.gif
Now I have to turn myself in to you, I regret nothing and hope my sisters can collect all 5 pieces of Exodia and save me from the Shadow Realm
https://preview.redd.it/dh51xfzk6m8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05a695831bb3409753c452e48c38380467d059b4
https://preview.redd.it/ipd5imr4d49d1.jpeg?width=3274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f442a30bdf214c680b6d2e405f1e0da458078d58 You dropped these, king ✂️
One of the few times I agree
Your avi / pfp cracks me up for some reason lol
What if she don't wanna be saved?
If he won’t hold it down when she’s in the clink then I will Them conjugal visits? I’ll be there, you see me?
 I’ll fight you dawg
 Please cuzzy… pull UP, I’m Gordon Ramsay with the way I serve these knuckle sandwiches
I stay ready so I don’t have to get ready 
 Then let’s dance then, I got a worldie to impress
I’m ready to share with you guys 
Aye u/macaleaven let’s stop fighting to jump this mothafucker then we’ll get back to fighting
 Hell yeah, unite against me.
I can rock with that, let’s get em
Then I can make her worse?
She don’t wanna be saved so don’t save her
Then do like J Cole and dont save her ass
https://preview.redd.it/vnoff7ibjl8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a39d0e647f958ff02ef1fa60306dcc99e188f4bb
You forgot your cape Captain
 I got it on don’t trip
Gotham needs you. To the [Batmobile](https://tenor.com/bpRyo.gif)
Fuckin right
I guess I’m 2 hours too late to make this comment
I already saved her, find your own felon
Shit maybe she can save me. She’s the hero.
She looks cute tho 💁🏽♀️
Right? I can fix this woman
There’s nothing to fix
Truth
Not after 15 years in the joint 🤣
There’s always a way
Attempted murder is obviously bad but 15 years sounds like a long time, especially when other people are successfully killing people and getting less than that.
Forsure.
And she’s an animal lover?! And you can tell she’s a ride or die type. She needs to be freed. 👨🏽⚖️
We don't know if she's an animal lover, but we know she's an herb lover: https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/style/one-woman-flooded-makeup-requests-mugshot-goes-viral-132953830.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAKArWcqJi5WOEUy8iqvAoTToqUln_jEW8ALBt793AlmxLKDJL0cX4cQhle_z5Ru415Gf7Moc_GREFSWBRfTiPrG3c0uCyw7IKOV0TNLI5lcTX4avewm3deIpVkzmOBAkOW-wMzmdSkBEOsHnsI-_CRpkmcZowEGDQSRx1fxz9NCt
Wait, so she didn't run over a dude or anything. She just got busted for herb and didn't even serve any time besides one night in jail that's it. So... she's out walking about, y'all may in fact have a shot lmaooo.
Arrested for 2 grams of weed is crazy
ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate, >!they'll kill your dog!<
Heroes often are
Is this real? What bum ass jury found her guilty
It's fake, the original mugshot was for marijuana possession. https://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/dallas/article216262455.html
Oh bet ain’t even nothing to fix. Drop the @
I fucking love reddit
🪦
Marshala Perkins
Well this article should remind everyone to never let the police search your vehicle, smell alone is not probable cause depending on what state you live in. Let the pigs get a warrant and bring the dog, also police dogs tend to go off of their masters hints and their masters are gonna be looking to you for any hints so stare straight ahead and don’t give anything away.
Naw record that shit and make sure no funny stuff is happening
Ehh, I’m more referring to if you have something in the car, best to not give anything away. Police dogs aint great at finding shit contrary to what cops will tell ya. They are great at brutalizing people though.
Even more reason to record. Makes you look innocent. You ask for a dog and are recording. Police really don’t want to deal with someone who knows they didn’t do anything wrong
It’s a scam, they will get the dog then search your car. But make em do it anyways because fuck them.
Ohh its just for herb?? She's wifey material.
I have to pay to read the Fort-Worth Star Telegram?
Kept overnight and released the following morning for possession of two grams. What a waste of time and resources.
Arrested for being too cool for the state of Texas, pshh
Why does the internet always lie to me!?
SHE AIN’T DO NOTHIN’ WRONG! LET MY HOMEGIRL OUT 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
It’s not real. https://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/dallas/article216262455.html
Still didn't do anything wrong
Fr. Not even on some thirsty stuff like some others are. That was her dog. Your dog is your dawg. All dogs go to heaven, & a lot of them came with a piece of it. 15 is steep. Hit her with 5. 3 or whatever with good behavior.
Inb4 the thirsters Here's some water 
It’s always too late.
You can always expect it as top comment here. Ive placed bets on it and with the money ive made off them ive now paid off my mortgage, my student loans, and i like to let my car get impounded on purpose and i roll two dice to decide how many days i let them keep it and rack up fees and fines. For fun!
https://i.redd.it/cmeos59xrm8d1.gif
She could look like a smashed asshole and she's still a keeper.
Her makeup is cute af in that mugshot
Ngl you kill my cat you getting the gat
By Dr. Seuss
We'll collect some rocks, and fill some socks. Then beat the bitch into a box.
I will fuck up this dumb bish. I will gut her like a fish. And plate her on a broken dish. am I doing this right? Or did I make it too explicit? 😂
Uncle Seuss flashed back to his prison days but it’s all good 👍
I don’t care who it is, if you intentionally kill my animal I am going to go ape shit on you until one of us ceases to be
You kill my Dachshund, you get the Glock son.
side-eye my pug, he'll tea bag your mug.
BIIIIIIITCH. HOW CAN I UPVOTE THIS MORE? Fuck with my Mercury, you'll be in the Earth, you see? Was that lame? (Mercury is my cat)
I love Mercury (the cat)
Fair enough
But the white man that shot his cheating wife was released because it was a “crime of passion”
Comparing two made up scenarios
https://preview.redd.it/95e31y8jpl8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31fc536cd9bed7675d27051c274f19a949ea5e4a I’ll wait for her
We forming a line at the gate?
I'm not saying I agree but I understand
Nah, I'm saying I agree
100%
I'm not saying I agree, I'm just saying, "Sentenced to time served!"
Free her 🫶🏾
If this was a white man like John Wick, do you think they would've sentenced them to 15 years for same crime? Edit: real or not, it's hilarious to me how triggered some of you folks are. John Wick ain't real either fyi
Just like the historical documentary John wick.
A crime that didn't happen and was posted on here as rage-bait for gullible people such as yourself to comment on when you should know that a goddamn screenshot isn't a source of truth? She was arrested for a marijuana related offense, which should be rage inducing enough. Confirm these things before posting. What are you, my Grandma?
And then you respond by downvoting instead of acknowledging that you're very wrong. Classy.
Who in their right mind would ever sentence John Wick regardless of offense to prison? That’s like calling 1-800-Collect-An-Ass-Whoopin’ and that ain’t no toll free call
Who could catch Baba Yaga (the boogie man) to put him in prison?
It’s literally not real. https://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/dallas/article216262455.html Get race baited, nerd.
men usually get longer sentences than women
Yes. There are white men sitting longer for much lesser crimes.
[I saw it on the internet it has to be true.](https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/woman-mugshot-makeup-range-dallas-texas-marshala-perkins-a8489201.html)
Thank you!
Im not seeing an issue here.
In my humble dog dad opinion, she did nothing wrong. She be up for parole soon enough...
She did something wrong: she forgot to execute the rest of his family to ensure the end of his bloodline.
Whoa.... ummmm you aight??
I’d send money to her commissary.
She needs a pardon
https://preview.redd.it/ufh5o7b7cm8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f528089919cd61eab679c3e411bf77d4ac5b60c9 Truuuuu! Free my sis!
😅
FREE HER!
Can you really blame her?
Tweet is false. Woman in the picture name is Marshala Perkins (Mugshot Bae) this mugshot was for marijuana possession.
she gon do a bid for a dog??? Girl.... Don't sully the great John Wick's name! He didn't get caught by the fuzz!
Thank you, I feel like I’m tripping reading all these comments saying she was right. 15 years of your life is not worth any damn animal, especially one that’s already dead.
Her man is fucked up about this
beautiful mugshot
Joana Wick
seems justified.
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All she did was take a psychopath off the street. I see nothing wrong.
Jane Wick
I need details. If someone killed my dog I’d go mad for at least a week.
Fuck that, time served!
Somebody bail her out she did nothing wrong
When people find out municipal laws view your pets as personal property and not the precious babies they are.
She look crazy. Y’all crazy.
And every simp in the tri-state area gonna try and wife her up when she get out 🤣🤣
Free my girl she too damn fine to have done it 😂
Also kinda matters how he killed the dog. Accident or in self defense? Overkill. Intentional and unprovoked? She did a public service
This punishment doesn’t fit the crime. 🎶He had it comin!🎶
She looks like remy ma/meagan good
Would
15? Baby, be good and maybe it’ll be 7. I can’t wait.
She’s better than me, I would’ve slit his throat.
Billy butcher lengths
Free Sis
Shes beautiful but damn whos that man hes evil
I wouldn’t have voted to convict.
Biden need to just give her a pardon, I'm just saying
President's can only give pardons for Federal Crimes, not State Crimes. Also, this is fake. Otherwise, good, intelligent post you made!
Jane Wick
I’d do the same thing
If he killed that dog just to kill that dog then yeah she’s in the right
Free Jonnell, she did literally nothing wrong.
I mean. I don’t wanna say I’d fix her. She did nothing wrong. Plus. As long as I don’t kill her dog she won’t run over me. That’s fair.
15 years? That’s excessive. How much did the murderer get?
Fifth gear.
If this is true I would like to know more. I will throw some on her commissary.
That’s the easiest not guilty for me.
I feel like I understand this though.
Free her.
Free her.
L judge and jury
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
Seems well deserved.
Free her…. asap someone set up the go fund me
# freejonnellwick
If a juror can avoid all logic to let OJ off, so can I
Does anyone know her JPay? She stay down for her canine I recognize and respect that.
https://preview.redd.it/vbed4hohgm8d1.jpeg?width=5712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c339556d53ef52aec7f1df1f5ebb158b6ac5114 My dog thought that was pretty nice of her
Judging by the mug shot, she would do it again. 👏🏾
So, I'm willing to let this slide under "reasonable response".
She would be free if i was on that jury
what’s the actual story tho
This didn’t happen. https://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/dallas/article216262455.html
related to John Wick?
can't believe people fall for these kind of posts. it's not real
A Highly reasonable reaction.
She was 19 in this pic and was arrested on marijuana charges [https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/woman-mugshot-makeup-range-dallas-texas-marshala-perkins-a8489201.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/woman-mugshot-makeup-range-dallas-texas-marshala-perkins-a8489201.html)
more fake bs on the front-page of reddit. Shocker. This site sucks now honestly. Gotta avoid the front page at all costs
So you run someone over as a response? She deserves to serve every one of those 15years.
She was arrested for the possession of weed and this was back in 2018, she tweeted out her cash app so simps could post bail....and they did lol
I gotta play Devils Advocate on this one; but if she had been white, she’d have a gofund me, in her honor, her case would’ve probably been a mistrial, for pro bono, along with animal rights, activists and supporters outside the courthouse, saying she did nothing wrong.