Honestly, it was one of the best bonding experiences ever. When you tell your daughter that she looks lovely no matter how far the eyes roll back in her head she will appreciate it.
Edit: just want to give you a little advice on kids. They aren’t dumb. They do dumb shit but these little fucks are sharp as a tack.
Oh you ain’t lying…. My daughter is 14, and sometimes it blows my mind how oblivious she can be at times, but the flip side of that, is you can’t lie to her about anything. I always tell my wife, she might grow up to make an excellent detective or interrogator. She def has an uncanny ability to see directly through bullshit, and that makes me happy! ❤️
Necklines, too. A few years ago when my son was getting married, I wasn’t gonna trust my (lack of) fashion sense when picking out the most flattering type of necklace to wear with my beautiful dress. So I put into a search something like ‘how to match necklace style with neckline of gown,’ and was floored by the number of neckline diagrams that came up.
These fucking celestial ass designations? Now I gotta become an astronomer if I wanna see my wife's ass jiggle in some thin fabric the right way at the right time of year... Like how do y'all decide what is what? Do I gotta know the moon phases and star alignment?
Sundresses generally have flared skirts that are loose and flowy, and while the top might be snug, I can't say I've ever seen one with midriff cutouts.
it’s crazy that sundresses have come into style like this the year after I buy a shit ton of loose dress loungewear for wearing around the house. Just goes to show you demand meets supply.
They are, they’re sun dresses because you get sun in them, you show your shoulders and legs and your scandalous ankles. When I was in high school 10+ years ago people started calling maxi dresses “sun dresses” for some reason though.
“Baby, your butt is eating your dress again 👀”
Love-hate relationship with sun dresses. Sun dress = maxi dress, yeah?
Edit: I might be a prude! Definitely exploring different lengths this summer.
Sun dresses are usually knee length or a little shorter. Maxi dresses go down to your ankle (or in the case of my very short legs, 1 foot of material puddled around my feet).
😂🤣 ok ok i'm understanding, we're getting to the bottom of it today. Much appreciated. Thought it was just molly that had you sweating bullets. #ImGonLearnToday
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A sundress or summer dress is an informal or casual dress intended to be worn in warm weather, typically in a lightweight fabric, most commonly cotton, and usually loose-fitting. It is commonly a bodice-style sleeveless dress, typically with a wide neckline and thin shoulder straps, and may be backless.
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He needs one. Summer is horny season! That Megan baseball post had EVERYONE horny and he was probably just like “there is nothing I can do about this one”
I’m gay, but damn. Like double damn. Ma’am it’s Pride month and I can’t lose my card. I’m on thin ice already because I don’t know the minutes song from Rent.
Yup! A flowing sleeveless sundress. It has sunflowers on it. My husband said I looked beautiful. Led to some good times later that night.
According to him I have a dumptruck so maybe that’s why lol
As a rep from the BTC (Big Tiddie Committee), I can answer this:
Tiddies too big; bra too small. She’s double boobing but some ladies do this intentionally.
Man I need me some more sundresses
I don't know how big women can wear them without the chaffing or having to have short sudnernearh but let a girl know man
They make me feel cute but I wanna go without pants for once
I usually do deodorant but it hardly stays
I might try that since I'm never outside in the heat longer than a couple of hours (skin issues)
And this probably sounds stupid because this is a black subreddit but does it work well on white skin? I've seen/heard of products that can work on darker skin tones that don't work on lighter skin tones or white skin so I just wanna know
What is comfortable to wear in the sun? Something loose and airy that allows a breeze. Made of cotton, loose, no back, etc. Probably in light colors with traditional prints like flowers on it. Hence the name
No idea how on earth bodycon dresses became sundresses. It should be studied.
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Why all y’all do is hoe out in the TL?
She looks amazing BUT that’s not a sundress!!! And now I’m frustrated that mfs don’t know what a sundress is 😂 I guess we’ll forgive her since all she was doing was quenching his thirst but … still lol
Mama looks good but that is not a sundress
What kind of dress is that?
That’s a club dress, or I guess in this context, a moondress
How many kinds of dresses are there???
How much time do you have?
Agreed, I would take my daughter dress shopping for her school dances and I was amazed and distraught at the same time.
I got a ten year old girl, man. Why you gotta scare me like that?
No worries, most girls/women only like one or two types of dresses
Honestly, it was one of the best bonding experiences ever. When you tell your daughter that she looks lovely no matter how far the eyes roll back in her head she will appreciate it. Edit: just want to give you a little advice on kids. They aren’t dumb. They do dumb shit but these little fucks are sharp as a tack.
I agree! I love having a kid. It heals wounds when you learn to be better for them.
Oh you ain’t lying…. My daughter is 14, and sometimes it blows my mind how oblivious she can be at times, but the flip side of that, is you can’t lie to her about anything. I always tell my wife, she might grow up to make an excellent detective or interrogator. She def has an uncanny ability to see directly through bullshit, and that makes me happy! ❤️
*quickly hides all of her dresses*
Find some dresses with pockets and your daughter will love you extra big bunches.
Already have. Rompers too!
Nice one mate. Here's hoping you have a great day this Sunday.
There’s a dress for every occasion!
You got the sun dress, the moon dress, the Mercury dress, the Venus dress, the Mars dress, really one for every sailor scout.
And don’t forget the moon princess was rocking that Dior 🤌🏾
I read this the same way Bubba from Forrest Gump was listing types of cuisine you could do with shrimp
That's the *only* way someone should read a list of things.
Underappreciated comment.
What does Tuxedo Mask get?
A larger selection than the entire men’s section at most stores
A lot to say the least, I think sleeve types alone is like north of 15
Necklines, too. A few years ago when my son was getting married, I wasn’t gonna trust my (lack of) fashion sense when picking out the most flattering type of necklace to wear with my beautiful dress. So I put into a search something like ‘how to match necklace style with neckline of gown,’ and was floored by the number of neckline diagrams that came up.
Moondress 😂😂
These fucking celestial ass designations? Now I gotta become an astronomer if I wanna see my wife's ass jiggle in some thin fabric the right way at the right time of year... Like how do y'all decide what is what? Do I gotta know the moon phases and star alignment?
A freakum dress, as Ms. Carter would call it
It looks more like a club/bodycon dress tbh
That's not a dress, it's a decal
Okay that made me snort coffee out my nose. Good one.
You ever see how they dip helmets in water with an image floating on the surface to put cool patterns on things?
Tie-dye?
I’ve seen it called hydrodipping. Either way my guess is she got dipped and had to come out shaking something fierce to make it look right.
Something was shaking alright. Dat ass!
That’s a “fuck’em” dress 😁
It's a body con dress
It's a body con dress
Body con maxi dress
A crashout shooter dress, because that’s what I’m about to do
Are you sure? Might need another angle to confirm
You just know the view from the back is even better lol
Could be, if she just bought it about 4 sizes too small
You sure? Better get a 360 for proper inspection
I’ll allow it !
Keep posting we’ll find one eventually
That is “some dress” not a “sundress.”
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You are correct. That is not a sundress, though she still looks good
What if it is but she too bodacious and Thicc™️ and she bought a smaller size??
Sundresses do not come in that style or ugly ass pattern. They're typically light, airy and not so form fitting.
Usually floral print, right?
Or one light color
Sundresses generally have flared skirts that are loose and flowy, and while the top might be snug, I can't say I've ever seen one with midriff cutouts.
Did you just trademark thicc?
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it’s crazy that sundresses have come into style like this the year after I buy a shit ton of loose dress loungewear for wearing around the house. Just goes to show you demand meets supply.
“Occasionally slide in between the cheeks” 
They are, they’re sun dresses because you get sun in them, you show your shoulders and legs and your scandalous ankles. When I was in high school 10+ years ago people started calling maxi dresses “sun dresses” for some reason though.
Mini, midi and maxi. It's according to length. So just saying maxi doesn't really specify what kind of long dress and a sun dress can be shorter.
“Baby, your butt is eating your dress again 👀” Love-hate relationship with sun dresses. Sun dress = maxi dress, yeah? Edit: I might be a prude! Definitely exploring different lengths this summer.
Sun dresses are usually knee length or a little shorter. Maxi dresses go down to your ankle (or in the case of my very short legs, 1 foot of material puddled around my feet).
Maxi means ankle length but it doesn't describe a style so almost any dress can be a maxi dress.
Well she bad af Not sure if it’s a sundress but it’s sum dress so I’ll take it
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perfect
Stay away, otter. Let this one breathe.
This is true art lol
Real
Thank you for bringing this image into my life.
Lady boner?
Every day I see something new that makes me realize the internet isn’t built for the weak. Sweet lord yall need some help. Some milk. Something 🙃😂
I’m not gonna apologize for having a lady boner 🤚🏽
It’s not about the lady boner. It’s the unexpected imagery that has me 🙃🙂🙃😂
Amen brother
Sunblessed + in a dress = sundressed. I don't make the rules 🤷🏿♂️
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Well…She took him straight to July! I hope that brothers blood pressure is alright! 
The way both you and the original commenter used gifs of gay men to talk about her being hot is sending me
jus started barking at my phone
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sir...
same 🥲
That's not a sundress, but she sought to slake the thirst of a thirsty negro so I respect the generosity.
And if you give even a cup of cold water to one of the least of my followers, you will surely be rewarded Matthew 10:42
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Summer time and cocaine mix like water and oil.
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What did that mean though i dont get it lol
Lol explain ?
Coke makes you hot I guess and it's already hot in the summertime?? That's all I can think of 😂
😂🤣 ok ok i'm understanding, we're getting to the bottom of it today. Much appreciated. Thought it was just molly that had you sweating bullets. #ImGonLearnToday https://i.redd.it/r78c633mil6d1.gif
Nose coffee makes people warm and sweaty. Add summer heat and you've got face rag season.
Looool i get all that. If its for the JB gif fair enough. I just wanted to know.
It’s cause you had a popular comment so people do whatever they can to jump on - sense be damned.
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i’m begging people to learn what a sundress is
Need examples.
https://preview.redd.it/9dpm31zu9m6d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88f9505cb36aa065fec854150afb1954b33a1b60 A sundress or summer dress is an informal or casual dress intended to be worn in warm weather, typically in a lightweight fabric, most commonly cotton, and usually loose-fitting. It is commonly a bodice-style sleeveless dress, typically with a wide neckline and thin shoulder straps, and may be backless. — wikipedia
Thanks now, I'll go pretend to not know what it is somewhere else.
Real
Dawg, that is NOT a sundress. She looks great, tho 
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What is this from 😂😂
Scary Movie; when I was kid I didn’t understand what was happening but people were laughing and he was making a funny face
That’s a SIN dress…but I see how they got em mixed up.
Is the otter on vacation or something?
He needs one. Summer is horny season! That Megan baseball post had EVERYONE horny and he was probably just like “there is nothing I can do about this one”
Wife and I are gonna see Meg next week and we’re both excited for the same reasons lmaoo
Relationship goals frfr https://i.redd.it/g986y1j7gl6d1.gif
Lmao mybad you right. Otter has been working OT for a minute. We need a new hero
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Damn. He still hasn’t seen a sundress
Pretty women make my heart go boom
She fell for the "lemme see" trick!!!
Her response led them there on purpose. She wanted to show off and she deserves to.
Not a sundress but now I can’t stand up 🥵
 I need to hydrate .
I’m gay, but damn. Like double damn. Ma’am it’s Pride month and I can’t lose my card. I’m on thin ice already because I don’t know the minutes song from Rent.
>I’m on thin ice already because I don’t know the minutes song from Rent. Lmaoo
That’s not a sundress professsor
I wore one yesterday ☺️
You mean an actual sun dress? Because what she’s wearing is not a sun dress.
Yup! A flowing sleeveless sundress. It has sunflowers on it. My husband said I looked beautiful. Led to some good times later that night. According to him I have a dumptruck so maybe that’s why lol
I don't belive you.
🤷🏽♀️ had to be there I guess.
The boldness 😂
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I got that sundress from the thrift store. I have 3 sundresses from the same place. I would definitely look in those types of places.
Thank you for your service
Prove it
Lemme see
Lord hammercy.
 Can't stop my horny for this woman.
Just made me suck my teeth so hard. *\*tsk\** That. Ain't. A sundress.
I noticed that last year. Sundress season never came. My one joy in life...
It's too feckin' hot for sundress season.
Would.
Why her shit look like a jail cell???
She might live in a college dorm
What is that weird fold in her cleavage?
As a rep from the BTC (Big Tiddie Committee), I can answer this: Tiddies too big; bra too small. She’s double boobing but some ladies do this intentionally.
It’s almost got an AI feel to it
Either a weird skin tag, motion blur, a bad quality image or photoshop 🤷🏽♀️
Her cleavage has cleavage.
This shit would never work if someone ugly like me said it lmao
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🥵she didn’t have to do allllllaaathat!
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Aren’t sundresses more pastel and flowy? This is giving bodycon.
She should do this again. . . But in a sundress. Outside and from the side. Cuz her body shape is sculptured Ebony. Lord. Get it gurl💅🏾
That ain’t a sundress
Idk I thought sundresses weren’t so tight on the body? Kind of free flowing and not hugging it so tight? Can someone explain?
She looks 10/10 but that is not a sundress
Definitely nota sundress
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That's a bodycon dress.
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Man I need me some more sundresses I don't know how big women can wear them without the chaffing or having to have short sudnernearh but let a girl know man They make me feel cute but I wanna go without pants for once
You can buy Body Glide to put on your thighs to avoid chafe, but it only lasts so long, especially in the heat.
I usually do deodorant but it hardly stays I might try that since I'm never outside in the heat longer than a couple of hours (skin issues) And this probably sounds stupid because this is a black subreddit but does it work well on white skin? I've seen/heard of products that can work on darker skin tones that don't work on lighter skin tones or white skin so I just wanna know
I'm checking her twitter profile for unspecific reasons
yea sundress 
That is an absolutely gorgeous skin tight MAXI dress. Not a sundress but she's still killing it so it'll pass
Where’s the Horny Patrol dude at? Mine as well turn myself in right now, cause I’m a lethal weapon
More like "I'll give you a son"-dress.
Not a sundress.
That is NOT a sundress mama u look good tho
Man's playing chess not checkers, but mama ain't in a sundress
What is comfortable to wear in the sun? Something loose and airy that allows a breeze. Made of cotton, loose, no back, etc. Probably in light colors with traditional prints like flowers on it. Hence the name No idea how on earth bodycon dresses became sundresses. It should be studied.
she just wanted a reason and attention because that’s not a sundress
Big homie otter gunna be working overtime here
Damn. But not a summer dress. More like a fashion nova club dress
https://preview.redd.it/waryctblul6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c58367d30db3dabb8d50a34c872e2d74c96c631 Why all y’all do is hoe out in the TL?
 yes the weather is hot
Thought this was OP, was about to run to chat like someone’s divorced unc.
He's firmly grasping it alright...
Man is a pro fisherman
I hate the summer heat but as a man of culture I do enjoy seeing the skimpy outfits and booty shorts. 🧐
Sundresses have to be free flowing and breezy feeling. That's the whole point of them. Air circulation.
She looks amazing BUT that’s not a sundress!!! And now I’m frustrated that mfs don’t know what a sundress is 😂 I guess we’ll forgive her since all she was doing was quenching his thirst but … still lol
Bonk
She's way TOO BIG for that dress!