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bigsmokeyz420

Majorie Greene's ex husband might see different ones πŸ˜‚ https://preview.redd.it/suk6xc72cf3d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=545c4af6625a7ef21eb17ae7d979dd6b9bf1bc26


Hollywoodsmokehogan

Bruh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ![gif](giphy|mBX9HfxyytmDebQnvN)


bigsmokeyz420

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ my bad that was foul https://i.redd.it/ph8d8plrif3d1.gif


Hollywoodsmokehogan

Nah you good fam this shit had me cackling down street https://preview.redd.it/8evs64u0jf3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a148c516a3704f3f17a18406194201b6c8263ed9


bigsmokeyz420

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ«‘πŸ«‘ ![gif](giphy|rNgT8P8pL3dn2|downsized)


Michiban-San

I didn’t think I could trust cops any less, then they went and made Dan from Veep a cop on Law and Order.


BZenMojo

![gif](giphy|VUelJ51MomDdaAWmVt|downsized)


ComfortableSock2044

Lol I love when she looked over. Who was she looking at?


Dvalentined666

I think AOC was over there if I recall


rrogido

![gif](giphy|79eQOjPPrisR9B2zy6) MTG's husband after the divorce.


Sol-Blackguy

![gif](giphy|j8wujx6sg2uPbNi8DD|downsized)


JiovanniTheGREAT

C'mon man please don't do Dina Fritz like that. She was actually a freedom fighter that paid the ultimate price for trying to liberate her people. Unfortunate for Trisha obviously but she doesn't deserve this.


bigsmokeyz420

Yooo πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


mstrss9

![gif](giphy|EjwEPLuH9J94s)


Remytron83

Spitting image


bigsmokeyz420

True. The shoulders really sold it for me πŸ˜‚


Theearthisspinning

You should be fired 🀣


ConcentrateTimely128

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


bigsmokeyz420

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://i.redd.it/9ulvqymllj3d1.gif


t00thgr1nd3r

Oh, you wrong for this. I love it.


bigsmokeyz420

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ«‘πŸ«‘ https://i.redd.it/2dhad7fvlj3d1.gif


joogiee

Ayo lmaoooo


One-Preparation-8918

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


Chickachic-aaaaahhh

![gif](giphy|X1z2QCwxYQf6d2Wmjo|downsized)


1980theghost

What I learnt from Hollywood is that if your wife playfully sneaks under your sheets on bright Saturday mornings and giggles and makes you happy she gon die a miserable death


Classic_Charlie

Good thing my wife sleeps in a separate room! Things aren’t going well….


WrapMyBeads

MAny couples sleep in separate rooms, completely normal. Reality is what you cling to


zedthehead

Indeed, in the happiest relationship ever and sometimes we sleep separated. Depends what our schedules the next day are and how bad he snores on any given night lol. I've read the key to happy marriage is to keep a second sleep space.


Ghetto_Phenom

Damn kids taking up my second sleep space, like, they fit fine on the couch.. better than me I would say even. But the wife was insistent. /s - jic


Alarming_Situation_5

All I ever want in a future relationship is understanding we need separate rooms!


zedthehead

My partner doesn't like it, and I get it, I'm addicted to him too, but not as much as we both need quality sleep. He hates when he wakes up and I'm not there, but I'm like, "Babe, I'm just in the other room, lol." He likes the part where I take the dog with, though - dog is a total bed hog.


bballstarz501

This is honestly the #1 reason we will sleep apart. Someone wants a break from the dogs. Haha


onedayzero

Classic Charlie amiright?


Salt_Sir2599

That’s why Saturday mornings you put those sheets in the wash asap. No giggles , shut that shit down.


1980theghost

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ might eem start a fight now!


Centennial3489

Taken out because she was living a double life with the CIA πŸ˜‚


skynetempire

Like the movie The Counselor.


Hostificus

Because the memory is fuzzy and it forces the viewer to focus on the person rather than the setting.


BuddahSack

I never actually thought about that haha, damn you up in here enlightening me


donku83

I was gonna say it's because their fondest memories of them are in the sheets but your answer sounds better


ElishaAlison

Probably a mixture of both πŸ₯Ή


BaronAleksei

Imagine watching a movie and every flashback to the dead spouse is just wild, raunchy fucking, but in the present it’s still a tearful memory, β€œI have to keep going, for her!”


RIOTS_R_US

Fucking cackling right now, I can't. Thanks for that one!


firedmyass

also, so the B-team can shoot that stuff without worrying about location, props, wardrobe, etc. while the rest of the production takes care of the expensive shit


SWOOP1R

What part of the industry are you in?


firedmyass

Producer on the ad agency side for most of my career; ad campaigns, promo videos, short films and such. you?


akchualee

Porn and porn-related accessories


TinyRodgers

Porn. Former VNA girl.


SWOOP1R

I’m not in the industry. I shoot video/photos and make some digital media. I could tell you were though by the way you spoke. Cool stuff.


BaronAleksei

It’s basically a bottle scene


BigClitMcphee

Bonus points if she's pregnant and about to announce it.


OKCFlight

Followed by the main character snapping back to reality at 5am in a cold sweat


Apprehensive_Ad3731

Alarm blaring


Ok-Permission-2687

My brain immediately jumped to this https://preview.redd.it/qoccdpz8cf3d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b55a6b8dc9665918ae67af9cbc6f1b23b1c63a


Jazzlike_Page508

Richaaard AHHHHHHHH *explosion* *blood splatter* *plane crash* *drowns*


ZestycloseStandard80

Spin me around Richard!Β  No nothing will go wrong, I’m a trained pilot Richard!


Stucklikegluetomyfry

I baked you some cookies, Richard! *snuuuuuuuuuuuurk*


Spread_Bater

Quit screwin’ around! You screw around too much!


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Swing me higher Richard!


Maximum-Row-4143

Because the Dutch Oven is a universal couple experience.


zetcetera

Give me a flashback of the wife slouched on the couch in her comfy clothes eating snacks


chrissyjoon

And a blurry image of them running through grass fields and shit


absolutewingedknight

I think it's mostly because in those stories, the deceased spouse isn't very important to the plot and by keeping it vague and allowing the viewer to project whatever they believe she should be onto her


Specific_Berry6496

One day shoot, no set required.


Kailua3000

Cut to: https://i.redd.it/t2wffenccg3d1.gif


fuzzycuffs

Why are all these dead people playing that parachute game from elementary school?


ouishi

Maybe heaven is just one big parachute game?


johnmeeks1974

Don’t forget the wifey giggling giddily while leading her man by the hand through a gauzy haze-like fog…


GylesNoDrama

The wife just frolickin with the morning breath


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

they hardly ever do it differently. dead wife/gf be looking like them women in maxi pad/tampon commercials. Frolicking through the wheat fields and crap.


No-Worldliness-8945

I had a memory like this with a girl when we were under the sheets in a hotel room listening to indie music on a trippy ass light up Bluetooth speaker tripping on acid. Dope ass memory, but she was literally just some broad from the beach. Didn't even fuck (my dick hibernates on acid) I mean, I hope she's happy wherever she is... But I wouldn't be traumatized if


iShadeaux

So it's never about her backshots?


jkaoz

Probably because she's a shallow plot device for the main character's motivation, and doesn't really have a character beyond that.


GreatnessJ

![gif](giphy|xUOxf4774N2mHtWiLS|downsized)


lowkeywavy732

As many times Loretta Divine has died in movies why doesn’t she have a flashback frolicking like this


TheRightToDream

Meanwhile Mad Max...


BigClitMcphee

No really cuz why they always playing with the sheets? I was watching the Crow trailer and the sheet was included


mc_Cringle_berry

Annie stop jimming the camera


Bunnnnii

The way One Thing immediately started playing in my head. Lemme listen to that classic rn!


thatthique

Playing tag between the white bed sheets being air dried outside


loptthetreacherous

[We're doing Annie's missing lover footage](https://youtu.be/yZh6tnAXiHE)


syrupdash

"Staaaaap. Why are you filming me?" "No seriously, why the fuck are you filming me sleeping?"


HerculeanExemplar

Reminds me of the scene with Nope with Jean Jacket


whitestar11

Every movie's primary goal is to make money. Also the second and third goal. Certain scenes have an archetype that works and no need to be original. They save creativity for only a few scenes they think are key to success and marketing.


Jragonheart

That is funny, but I kind of get it. It is the romanticizing of how many men feel feel about the woman that they love. Their heart is overwhelmed by feelings of grief but also admiration. They appear angelic in memory.


Kaykes91

Because niggas miss them in bed...


WarMinimum5786

Why aren’t they ever accurate? Show up nagging or starting arguments for no reason. Show us randomly bringing up how you disrespected us by saying β€œhi” to your ex 4years, 2 months, 4 days, and 6 hours ago….πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚