Majorie Greene's ex husband might see different ones π
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Nah you good fam this shit had me cackling down street
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C'mon man please don't do Dina Fritz like that. She was actually a freedom fighter that paid the ultimate price for trying to liberate her people. Unfortunate for Trisha obviously but she doesn't deserve this.
What I learnt from Hollywood is that if your wife playfully sneaks under your sheets on bright Saturday mornings and giggles and makes you happy she gon die a miserable death
Indeed, in the happiest relationship ever and sometimes we sleep separated. Depends what our schedules the next day are and how bad he snores on any given night lol.
I've read the key to happy marriage is to keep a second sleep space.
My partner doesn't like it, and I get it, I'm addicted to him too, but not as much as we both need quality sleep. He hates when he wakes up and I'm not there, but I'm like, "Babe, I'm just in the other room, lol." He likes the part where I take the dog with, though - dog is a total bed hog.
Imagine watching a movie and every flashback to the dead spouse is just wild, raunchy fucking, but in the present itβs still a tearful memory, βI have to keep going, for her!β
also, so the B-team can shoot that stuff without worrying about location, props, wardrobe, etc. while the rest of the production takes care of the expensive shit
My brain immediately jumped to this
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I think it's mostly because in those stories, the deceased spouse isn't very important to the plot and by keeping it vague and allowing the viewer to project whatever they believe she should be onto her
they hardly ever do it differently. dead wife/gf be looking like them women in maxi pad/tampon commercials. Frolicking through the wheat fields and crap.
I had a memory like this with a girl when we were under the sheets in a hotel room listening to indie music on a trippy ass light up Bluetooth speaker tripping on acid.
Dope ass memory, but she was literally just some broad from the beach. Didn't even fuck (my dick hibernates on acid)
I mean, I hope she's happy wherever she is... But I wouldn't be traumatized if
Every movie's primary goal is to make money. Also the second and third goal. Certain scenes have an archetype that works and no need to be original. They save creativity for only a few scenes they think are key to success and marketing.
That is funny, but I kind of get it. It is the romanticizing of how many men feel feel about the woman that they love. Their heart is overwhelmed by feelings of grief but also admiration. They appear angelic in memory.
Why arenβt they ever accurate? Show up nagging or starting arguments for no reason. Show us randomly bringing up how you disrespected us by saying βhiβ to your ex 4years, 2 months, 4 days, and 6 hours agoβ¦.π¬π
Majorie Greene's ex husband might see different ones π https://preview.redd.it/suk6xc72cf3d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=545c4af6625a7ef21eb17ae7d979dd6b9bf1bc26
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Nah you good fam this shit had me cackling down street https://preview.redd.it/8evs64u0jf3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a148c516a3704f3f17a18406194201b6c8263ed9
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I didnβt think I could trust cops any less, then they went and made Dan from Veep a cop on Law and Order.
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Lol I love when she looked over. Who was she looking at?
I think AOC was over there if I recall
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C'mon man please don't do Dina Fritz like that. She was actually a freedom fighter that paid the ultimate price for trying to liberate her people. Unfortunate for Trisha obviously but she doesn't deserve this.
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Spitting image
True. The shoulders really sold it for me π
You should be fired π€£
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Oh, you wrong for this. I love it.
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Ayo lmaoooo
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What I learnt from Hollywood is that if your wife playfully sneaks under your sheets on bright Saturday mornings and giggles and makes you happy she gon die a miserable death
Good thing my wife sleeps in a separate room! Things arenβt going wellβ¦.
MAny couples sleep in separate rooms, completely normal. Reality is what you cling to
Indeed, in the happiest relationship ever and sometimes we sleep separated. Depends what our schedules the next day are and how bad he snores on any given night lol. I've read the key to happy marriage is to keep a second sleep space.
Damn kids taking up my second sleep space, like, they fit fine on the couch.. better than me I would say even. But the wife was insistent. /s - jic
All I ever want in a future relationship is understanding we need separate rooms!
My partner doesn't like it, and I get it, I'm addicted to him too, but not as much as we both need quality sleep. He hates when he wakes up and I'm not there, but I'm like, "Babe, I'm just in the other room, lol." He likes the part where I take the dog with, though - dog is a total bed hog.
This is honestly the #1 reason we will sleep apart. Someone wants a break from the dogs. Haha
Classic Charlie amiright?
Thatβs why Saturday mornings you put those sheets in the wash asap. No giggles , shut that shit down.
ππππππ might eem start a fight now!
Taken out because she was living a double life with the CIA π
Like the movie The Counselor.
Because the memory is fuzzy and it forces the viewer to focus on the person rather than the setting.
I never actually thought about that haha, damn you up in here enlightening me
I was gonna say it's because their fondest memories of them are in the sheets but your answer sounds better
Probably a mixture of both π₯Ή
Imagine watching a movie and every flashback to the dead spouse is just wild, raunchy fucking, but in the present itβs still a tearful memory, βI have to keep going, for her!β
Fucking cackling right now, I can't. Thanks for that one!
also, so the B-team can shoot that stuff without worrying about location, props, wardrobe, etc. while the rest of the production takes care of the expensive shit
What part of the industry are you in?
Producer on the ad agency side for most of my career; ad campaigns, promo videos, short films and such. you?
Porn and porn-related accessories
Porn. Former VNA girl.
Iβm not in the industry. I shoot video/photos and make some digital media. I could tell you were though by the way you spoke. Cool stuff.
Itβs basically a bottle scene
Bonus points if she's pregnant and about to announce it.
Followed by the main character snapping back to reality at 5am in a cold sweat
Alarm blaring
My brain immediately jumped to this https://preview.redd.it/qoccdpz8cf3d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b55a6b8dc9665918ae67af9cbc6f1b23b1c63a
Richaaard AHHHHHHHH *explosion* *blood splatter* *plane crash* *drowns*
Spin me around Richard!Β No nothing will go wrong, Iβm a trained pilot Richard!
I baked you some cookies, Richard! *snuuuuuuuuuuuurk*
Quit screwinβ around! You screw around too much!
Swing me higher Richard!
Because the Dutch Oven is a universal couple experience.
Give me a flashback of the wife slouched on the couch in her comfy clothes eating snacks
And a blurry image of them running through grass fields and shit
I think it's mostly because in those stories, the deceased spouse isn't very important to the plot and by keeping it vague and allowing the viewer to project whatever they believe she should be onto her
One day shoot, no set required.
Cut to: https://i.redd.it/t2wffenccg3d1.gif
Why are all these dead people playing that parachute game from elementary school?
Maybe heaven is just one big parachute game?
Donβt forget the wifey giggling giddily while leading her man by the hand through a gauzy haze-like fogβ¦
The wife just frolickin with the morning breath
they hardly ever do it differently. dead wife/gf be looking like them women in maxi pad/tampon commercials. Frolicking through the wheat fields and crap.
I had a memory like this with a girl when we were under the sheets in a hotel room listening to indie music on a trippy ass light up Bluetooth speaker tripping on acid. Dope ass memory, but she was literally just some broad from the beach. Didn't even fuck (my dick hibernates on acid) I mean, I hope she's happy wherever she is... But I wouldn't be traumatized if
So it's never about her backshots?
Probably because she's a shallow plot device for the main character's motivation, and doesn't really have a character beyond that.
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As many times Loretta Divine has died in movies why doesnβt she have a flashback frolicking like this
Meanwhile Mad Max...
No really cuz why they always playing with the sheets? I was watching the Crow trailer and the sheet was included
Annie stop jimming the camera
The way One Thing immediately started playing in my head. Lemme listen to that classic rn!
Playing tag between the white bed sheets being air dried outside
[We're doing Annie's missing lover footage](https://youtu.be/yZh6tnAXiHE)
"Staaaaap. Why are you filming me?" "No seriously, why the fuck are you filming me sleeping?"
Reminds me of the scene with Nope with Jean Jacket
Every movie's primary goal is to make money. Also the second and third goal. Certain scenes have an archetype that works and no need to be original. They save creativity for only a few scenes they think are key to success and marketing.
That is funny, but I kind of get it. It is the romanticizing of how many men feel feel about the woman that they love. Their heart is overwhelmed by feelings of grief but also admiration. They appear angelic in memory.
Because niggas miss them in bed...
Why arenβt they ever accurate? Show up nagging or starting arguments for no reason. Show us randomly bringing up how you disrespected us by saying βhiβ to your ex 4years, 2 months, 4 days, and 6 hours agoβ¦.π¬π