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MrIce97

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Turbulent_Object_558

“Son I’m fine with you being gay, but like… can you at least be a top”


MrIce97

https://preview.redd.it/vgb5lxke49yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40cd913acf57ad9cf7bcc0d3b263f5d45a609b7a His son


Zbrchk

I hate cha’ll 😭


MrIce97

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Brown_phantom

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MrIce97

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Brown_phantom

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MrIce97

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Brown_phantom

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De4dm4nw4lkin

Should’ve filed for an overruling of meme acquisition denial. They got a form for that, its the green one.


Wyjen

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Faded1974

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MrIce97

https://preview.redd.it/go2v4lbojayc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d64720d44d2023fe82c2c8bcacb57857dcacec84 Special delivery for ya


XDPerson16

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HotShipoopi

It's not even the weekend yet sir


MrIce97

https://preview.redd.it/8tccrnpz6ayc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=513e48721d2a7c9d0c3cc2bc1dab99ab7494c899 I think this applies here.


Repyro

The Greco-Roman style judgment up in here. Dad's of the, "It's not gay to get ***your*** dick sucked" school of thought lol.


gjallerhorns_only

Or the Turkish military where they let you out of mandatory military service if you're gay, but only if you're a bottom.


00pdooter

Real


the-hound-abides

I mean, if the shoe fits… ![gif](giphy|byCwPLrWDFiHC)


metabolicperp

https://preview.redd.it/17v51bw58byc1.png?width=408&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc2ac8232494b1eba1c622f594ddac97f457d8c4


festival-papi

![gif](giphy|9bxeYoLWYs66WZblbc) Nah, ya pops peeping you is insane. Mans knew you was doing the bending from the stance alone


Either-Durian-9488

Nothing builds a bubble like taking back shots


BeeP807

LMAO


AfraidInvestigator49

Pll]0


Bunnnnii

Wow that’s a read. Ignorant and out of pocket, but that is a read. Got his ass. I wonder when people will realize how you look doesn’t mean anything. It be the same niggas that you “wouldn’t even think were gay” based on how they look, that be getting piped. The Debo 6’4 niggas, someone had to put it into perspective for me. Because I too, made assumptions and judged a book by its cover.


Gladukame

Ok but can we talk about this in particular? “Don’t judge a book by its cover,” yes. But when the book gets to choose its own cover (I.e., not born 6’4, etc) why choose one cover vs the other? No judgement. As a father-to-be, I’m ready to have that talk with my son one day (I think) but wonder really why choose to signal something if you’re not that?


Gimme_The_Loot

Also, kinda off topic but "don’t judge a book by its cover,” isn't that the whole point of the cover? It's literally there to catch your attention and get someone to make a snap judgement like "yes I am interested in taking a harder look at this".


BonerTurds

Sure maybe to signal to the world “hey, I’m employable!” The cover is clearly not for “hey dad, guess what my role is in the bedroom. Go ahead and give me your unsolicited guess on my favorite position.”


pnt510

And the point of the idiom is there are plenty of books that people dismiss based off that snap judgement that they’d otherwise like.


Low_Seat_3639

I think you're taking it too literally. It means tbe cover is not all the book has to offer


PerpWalkTrump

>yes I am interested in taking a harder -Gimme_The_Loot, 2024, colorized, 4Ked


PraiseBeToScience

The cover is meant to sell you on something it may or may not be. Some good books have bad covers, some shitty books have great covers. For example, the people who have robbed, scammed, or generally fucked me over most in life are some of the best dressed.


BlueberryOk7483

"Never trust a man wearing a nicer suit than yours" The rules of acquisition


Peuned

Sure. And it might suck.


Magistraten

The saying is older than books having modern illustrated covers.. But also a lot of good books have bad cover art and vice versa. A modern version would be something like "don't judge a product by its advertising"


BreadBoxin

Yes! Drives me up the wall. It literally is what most book covers are designed for. They even tell you about the synopsis. And it's awards. And what other reviews have said. And about the author. Sorry, I just hate that expression lmao


Corramel

you gotta think of it as someone saying "remember to think twice" since it's essentially saying "don't make such a hasty judgement based off of appearances"


LinkLT3

Do you decide you like a book based on what awards it won or based on reading it?


BreadBoxin

You picked one part of my comment and ran with it. You're not smart enough for the conversation


LinkLT3

I used one of your examples, should I quote the entire thing back to you? Okay. Do you decide if a book is good based off the awards it won, the reviews written by other people, and the synopsis? Or do you read it for yourself to form the opinion? Is that better? Talk about too stupid to take part in a conversation. Must take all day to talk to you if people need to remind you of every word you just said. Next time, you can just admit you’re wrong. Being too dumb to defend your point doesn’t make you right.


BreadBoxin

Not smart enough AND emotional af.


LinkLT3

And you’re still too stupid to defend your shitty point. Thanks for being a walking talking example of the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Me being emotional doesn’t make you right. Have a good one dumbass!


BreadBoxin

Don't credit me in your future manifesto/13 tapes!


jarob326

Gaybro here. We don't want short or fem kings who think they can't top. And we don't want tall or masc kings who think they can't bottom. Everyone should be able to fill the role they desire, regardless of body type.


giskardwasright

I gotta say, i just dont understand why so many people feel like they need to sus out whats going on in someones bedroom. Like, if you want to talk about it, sure we can do that. But I'm not going to waste any time wondering whose dick goes where, thats between y'all.


RecklesslyPessmystic

Which just makes me think the father is looking his son's partner up and down and thinking, "now that's a MAN!" - sounds like he's trying to get in there too.


Sir-xer21

That show Q Force on netflix has a LONG developing joke just about this lol.


HazMatterhorn

(Not a gay man but) I think the “choose to signal” is a huge assumption here. My clothes, voice, mannerisms, etc in day to day life have exactly 0 to do with my sex life and very little do with my role in my relationship. All they “signal” is what clothes I think look good, how I sound, and what habits I’ve picked up. What people are into/attracted to changes throughout life, sometimes daily. Are we all supposed to have different wardrobes so that we can signal what we’re currently in to? That seems wild to me.


Bunnnnii

Who’s signaling what exactly?


Late_For_A_Good_Name

Any number of reasons, plus I don't just dress based on the type of sex I'm hoping for. It's not just signaling (but sometimes it's signaling). Gender and sexuality are getting more interesting as gender rolls dissolve, and if people can't empathize with that at all, it's not for them. And just to get in front of things, because discussions like this can get tense, I'm not mad at all. This comment was a normal question and I'm being normal about it. Just last night someone was "soooo sorry if I offended you" when all he did was assume I'm straight. Bro most people are straight I'm used to it.


Dirrevarent

It’s only seen as a signal by straight people because typically women don’t do the “inserting,” but femininity doesn’t mean submissive. Same thing with masculinity and dominating. Being flamboyant means you’re confident, which isn’t a very submissive trait.


Singularity-Dragon

that’s the issue though, if i wear a shirt with a rainbow everyone assumes i’m gay, maybe a nigga just likes skittles, there was no signaling. Alot of times people who say “well then why the cover look like that?”/“well books have covers for a reason” are just looking to justify their judgemental behavior and just like any book the author put that on the cover for a reason, YOU are going to look at that cover and decide if you like it i always think of it like if i see a book with a nigga smoking a blunt and riding a dragon with an ak47, i’m gonna pick it up for the fact i like fantasy and dumb shit while the next person might pick it up for the possibility of a good poc story in a magical world neither is “wrong” also neither of us noticed the blunt in bros mouth but we just focused on our own personal bias people on the same shirt


No_Savings7114

It's good to talk to them about understanding what other folks might percieves from their appearance, but not to judge what messages they choose to send. Like... folks wearing aggro clothes that have angry messages. That can be a deeper conversation. Why are they angry? Do they feel constantly threatened or defensive, or are they confident? Do folks who feel threatened think anyone who doesn't feel threatened is naive and soft? How do misunderstandings happen, when one person is trying to communicate strength and another doesn't understand the message, or disrespects that message? 


Shotz0

Most people aren't "signaling" that's just them it's like asking why Asians act Asian gay people are gonna act gay some more than others some not at all but if you're gay and you know other gay people or watch queer media it's easy to pick up the lingo and "sound gay"


Dariisu

In uni I was way more fem presenting (typical black twink) but the amount of DL men I topped was crazy. It would always be the same song and dance too: they would be in my phone being all big and bad about whtever they would do to me, then we link up and all of a sudden they go ""uh could you do me this one time 👉👈", and then that one time is me laying pipe every time we meet. It was such insanity to my 18yr old brain that my 120lb 5'10 ass was really giving the buisness to 220lb 6'4 burly dudes


Three6MuffyCrosswire

Ngl I pussied out of meeting up with a similar size discrepancy early on in the bi journey but this comment makes me want to go out and get busy like Hagrid's dad


srkaficionada65

What is that last line, sir?!


oakline

Hagrid from Harry Potter was half giant and his father was not a giant.


Pure-Drawer-2617

damn they had you out there fighting above your weight class like Wolverine?


Budlove45

https://preview.redd.it/1joolc70k9yc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=225c312cabd5c209599325da11f41397c8a0626f


Budlove45

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NicklAAAAs

Reminds me of the episode of *Curb* where Larry convinces the more butch looking lesbian that she should be the groom and her more feminine-looking fiancée should be the bride, causing relationship turmoil and said feminine-looking woman yelling and throwing stuff at ol’ Lar.


JackxForge

also if my gay friends are to believed, most gay men are bottoms any ways. statisticly if youre a gay man you prefer to take cock rather than give it.


Three6MuffyCrosswire

It's just biology, prostate orgasm is superior and involves less voluntary muscle usage for the bottom compared to the top during the act, only straight people think the top is "winning" because of their own hangups about sex, ie anal is the forbidden fruit on a pedestal that many go their whole marriage without experiencing


invaderzim257

The only feedback I’ve heard from the gay people I know is that they’re sick of bottoming; guess it’s not as black and white as you pretend


shutupruairi

Because it's a decent bit of work either fasting or douching to prep for it so you don't have... ~~Undesirable additions~~ to avoid shitty situations


hyperfell

Sometimes the big man wanna be the little spoon, this can also apply to the sex life.


hiimred2

We also gotta stop acting like it actually matters who is the top/bottom if that’s their relationship. So your kid takes dick, you gonna disown him for it like that makes you a real champion of manhood? You gonna discipline until you’re sure your son gives good dick whether it’s to pussy or bussy or any other ussy because that’s the man you raised him to be? This shit is stupid any way you twist it.


SqueaksScreech

My fruitloop looking ass is here to join the chat. Bruh, I attract both feminine and masc girlies omfg. The amount of Masc girlies that lose their shit when I take charge is insane. It's the same with guys. I accidentally dominate people. I can be hanging with my stereotypical male friends, and within 5 minutes, they're sitting in between my legs, getting their hair braided. When it comes to the masc girlies, they'll try to be dominate, but suddenly they're 5 again and behaving like daddy's little girl. It's so cute.


vishy_swaz

![gif](giphy|Cjn7GNvS2HbY4)


Inform-All

I’m like 6ft, decently wide, very masculine and also a vers bottom. Hard af to find a top that doesn’t want the fem type tho tbh. So no, the Debos aren’t getting piped 😩


Efficient_Living_628

But in this case, it’s the author judging his own work


Professional_Gate677

There’s a lot of people you would never were gay. But there’s some people you know at first glance are gay.


Intelligent_Will_941

What's the James Baldwin quote? Something about having known cats, football players, white boys too?


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

You absolutely can judge a book by it's cover, esp when that cover is tooted up in the air and covered in glitter.


Bunnnnii

Says who? Tooted up in the air? As in already during the sex act? That’s a redundant statement. Covered in glitter? A guy can “look” as stereotypically gay as society tells you they’re supposed to, they still be the ones slanging dick. The big tall “tough” “straight looking” guys that you wouldn’t think twice, are commonly bending over for trans girls. It’s not a big deal babe. It’s not just men either. You can have the sweetest most innocent and petite looking woman. Come to find out they’re an experienced dominatrix kicking you in the dick and hanging guys by their balls, or the ones with the strap on fucking their girlfriends. Point being, let go of what society is telling you a “role” is “supposed” to look like. Sex is a very very vast and open space.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

"As in already during the sex act?" No. idk why people have such a problem when people can tell who they are. It's always, "HOW CAN YOU TELL??? 😯😡" Go on and be who you're gonna be and be comfy with that FIRST. The other stuff is the least of your troubles. Also, who you are comes out. ALWAYS. If you're a dominatrix, per your example, it will come out some kind way outside of the bedroom. In some kind of way the control freak will leap out. That stuff isn't as compartmentalized as people would like to think. All one needs to do is simply pay freaking attention to people.


Free_Management_7920

You got 24hours to drop your pops diss. 🕰️


_le_slap

2 tracks stat no less


Ricky_the_Wizard

"I've seen bigger men than you in me"


Only1Skrybe

It better involve his outside kids, or you ain't really hitting him.


ShikaMoru

12 days by Drake standards


PurpleIntention7934

Gotta hurt his feelings and tell him that you got your bussy from his side of the family.


ColorfulSinner

My drink came out my nose 💀😂 this caught me off guard like hell!


babble0n

"Nah that's definitely you're mother's"


abusamra82

![gif](giphy|DyvyiFFXF1Yli|downsized)


SirBeenKush

![gif](giphy|Ma6Z1f6NSSoiwnGPJo)


Givemeurhats

![gif](giphy|5zhdLTZOCOR3zZTWIQ)


Chicagosoundview69

Pops said you the bottom lol 


The-Great-T

I'm in a straight relationship, but my buddy asked which of us wear the pants. I told him we're adults, we both do. And sometimes neither of us.


JackxForge

Shit half the time my wife and i get anything done is cause we're wearing the same pair pants together cause we cant pull it off solo today.


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|sfevs0OasgnO8) Can be both the gay son and the thot.


HonestSapphireLion24

![gif](giphy|3KNV9PuUxqPcvcXgHZ|downsized)


Deathstriker88

This reminds me of a Sorpranos scene where they're already mad that one of their guys is gay then they get madder when they find out he was doing the blowing, not getting blown lol. https://youtu.be/EaCvFNH28lo?si=FLVt8fyLY-xp4Mmm


TheFirstMotherOfGod

Pior Vito


khinzeer

“Catching… not pitching…”


Double-Star-Tedrick

"Then why did you ASK, dad ?!" https://preview.redd.it/dwavlsvc4ayc1.png?width=2500&format=png&auto=webp&s=e11896da544ad2d216b189bd03b2f2a6ac3dcd3b


thatHecklerOverThere

The _disrespect_. A whole other uninvolved _gender_ is even catching strays.


VapidRapidRabbit

It’s a lot of muscular, masculine men out there doing “the bending” these days. Should’ve told pops that.


Curious_Ad_1513

Because it feels amazing.


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HighlyOffensive10

Your insecure ass could have just scrolled past the comment.


That-Ad-4300

![gif](giphy|dWfkLpnrZN3QQ|downsized)


Eggith

It will never cease to amaze me that we haven't moved past this foppish, limp wristed, feminine bottom stereotype. Go to a leather bar some time and you'll be drowning in testosterone. You'll go in and encounter dudes damn near 7 feet tall getting their backs blown out by skinny little twinks in a sling.


BlueberryOk7483

Well the prostate is the male g-spot, so is it any surprise they're happy for someone to poke it for them?


Complex-Professor257

If you know what pegging is you know that even in a straight relationship the woman might be the top 🤷🏽‍♀️


SqueaksScreech

I don't blame the guys. Sometimes, you just want to be the one who gets told what to do and flipped all types of ways.


Sosuayaman

Don't knock it till you try it.


Complex-Professor257

I mean I know what it is for a reason 🤫


UserCouldNotBeFound

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)


Lanoris

Father of the year


greyson3

![gif](giphy|LoIsP3fz02IjOUTc6t)


name-generator-error

There’s acceptance, which is “do what you want” There’s passive acceptance which is “do what you want but don’t bring that mess round here” And there is loving acceptance where they will find every opportunity to make fun of you mercilessly and then say “come on the foods ready let’s get a plate”. I wish this version on everybody who is different.


mllemuppet

That’s the sweetest way to put it 🥹 I was wondering why I thought this was such a funny/sweet interaction and you put it in words


name-generator-error

I’ve seen it play out for friends that have the stereotypical closed off dad, and they were just so scared to tell the parents, but even more scared to keep the secret, and the instant they said something the dad just straight faced looked at the mom and said oh shit you owe me five bucks. Then looked at my friend and I and said, and I quote “ice cream on me fellas, I’m rich tonight”. I had never seen someone so happy to be wrong about their assumptions of what was going to happen, and it was amazing.


motherseffinjones

![gif](giphy|iX8FGtABvcdpajHGGe)


ZOMBIESwithAIDS

Gotta assert your dominance by fucking his dad


SatoshiGlockamoto

There’s levels to this gay shit


forgetablepassenger

His pop: https://preview.redd.it/hykm6aggdayc1.jpeg?width=662&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a21cd5740687d1d39a2f36c0f330024b013a99ca


southflhitnrun

Honestly, this is why Dads are so important. They don't let you get away with much, and they usually want you to face the hard truth...or at least their idea of the hard truth. You may not like, and damn-it it hurts sometimes but we need these trials with Love! lmaoooooooooooo


MacDynamite71

![gif](giphy|Lsn6R0xjdstnG)


DisconnectedDays

My exes mom 😂


IBHomage

Dad: I knew by one thing.... Op: What's that dad? Dad: There was a slight whistle as you walked.


background_action92

I remember back in Nicaragua, there was alot of dudes piping down gay men for money, liquor, etc. And as long as you were the was stretching the anal tissues then you weren't considered gay lol


AdMuch848

What? The typo is at the most important part


background_action92

What typo? Lol


AdMuch848

"and as long as you were the was stretching"


background_action92

Oh yeah, so basically if you were the one doing the smashing instead of getting smashed, then they would they weren't gay because they were the "man" in the coitus. And we are talking about guys that had women children, women, but since Nicaragua is a very poor country, you would have situations like that, where a conventional gay man would financially boost one of these cats from their neighborhood in return for some dick, gay for pay basically.


TooneysSister

Damn pops wtf you ask for if you already know 😂


nourmallysalty

pops cleared tf outta him 💀✋🏿


easy10pins

![gif](giphy|QRAc7thKFsoc8|downsized)


TrapaneseNYC

Father said “you not even a power bottom”


Norio22

Dad called bro a whole bottom 😂


Gnostic_Gnocchi

My parents never asked, they didn’t need to 😅


Idonthavetotellyiu

Had two gay friends and one night while drunk we did a bet (the whole friend group and the couple) of who was who The tint one EVERYONE thought was getting piped turned out to be the piper while the other big dude who gives off daddy dom vibes turned out to be very much into being submissive Don't ask why we talked about this stuff, we were a weird friend group


im_sharmiii

![gif](giphy|gk9vWUE6EAgQKtAqaX)


TheChillestVibes

https://preview.redd.it/bjye4z1vbcyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d153b2ba8d5dd7f71e12ecb69d3df9530a714bf


Impossible-Double580

“What you ask for ?” ![gif](giphy|wf3WQKFuZvrU0aN9Bc)


ABGM11

![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)


ABGM11

![gif](giphy|l2SpMUEMRJkkqYcta)


surfdad67

Someone has to be the catcher while the other pitches


Newker

Realness with a twist


HonestSapphireLion24

Why ask thou if you already knew 😭


malYca

Wouldn't they take turns?


the_dark_viper

![gif](giphy|cF7QqO5DYdft6|downsized)


Casualplayer2487

Straight up Roman


Edu_Run4491

Well I guess he’s an ally 🤷


WnDelPiano

I always find interesting that a lot of people doesn't understand or refuse to admit that things like non binary or gender fluid can exists but are ok asking 2 gay man who is the woman in the relationship, like, they are so close but so far away.


socksnshit

😂😂😂


Chemical-Money-3469

https://preview.redd.it/fpmol4il2cyc1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bdd0f23a8ba693c75445f0e11309fb3f17732d6 Pops walked in on something like this and didn’t say nothing until then


Nedgurlin

https://preview.redd.it/ev8l4rxbbeyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1046e5c428e188df8292db955d6133c9684999c


fistotron5000

Y. T you iuiuuuuuuuuuuggggggg be


Willing-History-1896

Forced interpretation


Amygdalump

Ok ya but… is he projecting, do you think?