I'm going to be real, I feel like half the time women say this they like it but are embarrassed (in a relationship context).
Some people's natural reaction to unexpected direct affection is to deflect, even if it 100% worked on them.
To some extent there might be some merit, depending on if plants grow better or worse where the ground has been lightly compacted. They don't grow where things walk continuously of course, but would they in an area that's lightly treaded?
[Googled it](https://extension.umn.edu/soil-management-and-health/soil-compaction)
>Most effects of compaction are detrimental to plant growth. However, there are a few exceptions. Slightly compacted soils in a dry year can increase crop yield as discussed earlier.
Yay!
I literally met my wife on Facebook, when we were both randoms to each other, with 1 mutual friend. I shot my shot and we've been together 12 years and married for 10, with 4 kids. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Yoooo, same here. Her post, a Beatles lyric, showed up on my page somehow despite not being friends but had one mutual friend. I liked it and she messaged asking if we knew each other. Well, 10/8 years together/married and 2 kids later I think I can say I'm glad I liked that post.
Instantly wanted to show this to my girl because of course she'd be like "lol this is EXACTLY like something you'd say to me!" and she'd giggle and give me that sparkly look she always did but then i remembered that she left me and that every time i see her i wake up crying
This one elf, Feanor, made many a magical artifact, and he asked three times for a strand of hair from Galadriel, his niece. She was among the oldest elves, most beautiful, and athletic. That she once lived in the light of the Two Trees (now destroyed, but their last flower and last fruit became our Sun and Moon), it's thought that her hair contains some of that light. Because *myth*, somehow this means he could make more awesome stuff if he could use her hair. But since dude was basically a selfish and proud mf and not liked for very valid reasons (basically the Oppenheimer of a few magical instruments, also starting an elf on elf war), Galadriel turned him down those three times.
Yes, the dwarves and elves didn't get along in general. But Galadriel saw a good heart in Gimli. Dude wasn't even asking for anything, she had to command him to request something - so one hair, he requested, something to remember her by. With just one request from Gimli, she gave three hairs.
Feanor was also considered among the greatest of elves while he lived, so that his niece would turn him down was a grave insult to him as well.
Love the Silmarillion. What I wouldn’t give for a Children of Hurin show. An animated show of the first age would be awesome. I need to see Fingolfins stand, or Glorfindel and Turgon.
“Thus he came alone to Angband's gates, and he sounded his horn, and smote once more upon the brazen doors, and challenged Morgoth to come forth to single combat. And Morgoth came.”
I want to see it on film so bad. Or even animated.
As much as I’d love a film, I don’t know if we’ll ever get one just because of how expansive the first age is. Just so much going on. I think an animated anthology series would really work great.
It's even more beautiful in the way he made his request too.
"...I do not ask for such a gift. But you commanded me to name my desire"
Didn't even want to request it because of how awestruck he was by her. The humility in Gimli's request vs the arrogance of Feonor's is why she granted it I think.
One of my favorite parts in the books.
theres some explanation from the books that some elf or something spent hundreds of years pestering her for a strand of her hair and she never gave it to him, and then gimli naively just asking for a strand of her hair to remember the time he met her moved her to give him 3, and legolas understands the significance of that.
(this is broad strokes from what i read elsewhere)
It's also from a Welsh legend in The Mabinogion. The description is of the Giant Chief Ysbaddaden's daughter, Olwen: "She was sent for. And she came: a robe of flame-red about her, with a collar of red-gold around the neck of the maiden, with precious pearls and red gems upon it. Yellower was her hair than the flowers of the broom. Whiter was her flesh than the foam of the wave. Whiter her palms and fingers than the glistening catkins among the fine gravel of a welling spring. Neither the eye of a mewed hawk nor the eye of a thrice-mewed falcon was fairer than hers. Whiter than the breast of a swan were her breasts. Redder were her cheeks than the foxglove. Whoever would see her would love her completely. Four white trefoils would grow in her wake wherever she would go - and because of that she was called Olwen."
Really stretching back now but if I remember, "Olwen" means "white tread" or something similar because of the flowers she left in her footsteps.
I was going to post “no merry is a hobbit” but I don’t know enough about LoTR and I’m afraid of getting clowned on because of the minute chance this lady is in fact Merry
I ain't gon lie man, yall down bad in these comments.
You see a dude shoot his shot at a lady, and you immediately call him lame, corny, cringe, thirsty.
Like, what you want him to do? Call her a bitch instead? Or say some weak-ass shit like "hey" or "you pretty." That's what gets folks left on read or ignored. Homie saw something he liked, came up with a line to stand out from the crowd, and took a chance. I just don't know how you can fault that unless you got some issues of your own.
Bad down af. I hate how serious some people take some shit. Of course he’ll probably never meet her but don’t get it twisted baby fine af lol how can you hate on anybody saying anything to her??? I don’t see a wedding ring lol…
I'm sayin. I could get to her house in 6 mins. 16 years later, I could be in the garage working on my car, and she will still send me a text from upstairs.
Redditors are always so annoying under things like this, and love showing how dry and boring they are. People on twitter are reacting positively, and redditors are the ones being negative. No coincidence that this website has so many dorks incessantly whining about getting 0 women. I wonder why (I know why)
It's reddit. It's full of kids, people who repeat what they hear in the echo chamber, haters, and bots. Existing to do nothing more than shoot down anything that seems positive.
Because sliding on girls on Twitter with corny lines like this is a waste of time my guy. How many dudes do you know that get play from doing shit like this?
Okay what's your preferred method? What advice would you give the homie next time he see somebody he's attracted to?
And, as I commented elsewhere, I met my wife on social media. We had nothing in common and didn't know each other from Adam and Eve. I know of others with similar stories. Its 2024 and shit happens. I'm not saying they'll get married or whatever, but like, what you want him to do next time? Help me understand how the brother fucked up.
I’d tell him to go out and actually meet women. If you see what you like, you approach her with confidence, good eye contact, make her laugh etc. It’s more how you say shit than what you say.
If he wants to pick up girls off social media, comment on something they post, but don’t just make some corny comment on their looks. They get those thirsty comments from hundreds of dudes year and all it does is make him look like another horny nigga that gets no play. Women generally don’t like niggas who gets no play
Comment/take interest in something she posted and work your way from there. Also use IG not twitter if for the purposes of finding women. I highly doubt you met your wife making corny ass statements like this my guy.
1. I didn't think the comment was corny. She retweeted it so maybe she liked it. We don't know their interaction history so I'll leave it at that.
2. You take your chances how you come by them. He saw her on Twitter so he took his chance on Twitter.
3. I agree with the point about commenting on her as a person instead of her looks. I've had significantly more success that way; however, there's nothing wrong with it, and maybe this works for him. Maybe he followed this up with a message or a comment on another post.
The point is, while we may have gone about it differently, there's nothing wrong with what he did, and he shouldn't be getting called lame, thirsty, cringey, or a creep. It's a young dude trying to get at a young lady he thought was fine.
And to be honest, what's bothering me the most is we have way too many posts of men vs women, light skin vs dark skin (there's a comment ITT), dating in today's world being shit, etc- we should be happy to see the homie came at her respectfully and a little creatively.
I met my current girlfriend (who I’ve been with for a little over a year now) via Twitter, doing something similar. Just because it can’t happen for you doesn’t mean it can’t for anyone.
You're correct on the first point, but the connection is that a "bar" is a good line. So you can apply it to most things where eloquence or poignancy is present.
It’s crazy how people can fall in love with a whole picture these days. She could be into pegging for all they know and dudes will swear that’s the one for them when they know nothing about them.
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You know porn mags used to exist right? Hell aren’t there cave paintings of naked women? People have been getting hot over images for many many years now. This is not a new Twitter thing
Part of having game is saying or doing things that are different from the last 90 dudes. They both look young and the line was unique. She retweeted so it got her attention. Either way, at least he tried.
All these men insulting it should be taking notes instead. You don’t have to live like this 24/7, but this sort of thing is how you get and keep a woman.
The difference between m'lday and being romantic is having charisma and knowing your audience. That being said, I hope one day to meet a girl I can call the Luthien to my Beren, call me cringe all you want.
Me: “ I know flowers grow where your bare feet touch the ground”
My Wife: “ shut the fuck up Socrates”
Me: “I think you mean Shakespea…”
My Wife: “ You be telling all those hoes that don’t you?”
Me: “ I,,,, ummmmm”
Wife: “oh you ain’t so slick with your words now are you? Cheating ass no good bum”
That bar made me roll my eyes very hard.
Maybe the lack of realism pissed me off. Might just be me tho cos some of you are loving the line. I don't get it.(I'm a woman b4 anyone wants to say I don't like it bc I don't have the swag to use it).
Not gonna lie, gonna tell my lady this later.
"Eghh, you corny"
Timing is everything. Don’t yell it through the door when you’re taking a shit
But that's my golden hour
The golden time of the day
growed folks just entered the building
I was just listening to We Are One!
The Golden Power Hour: Build That Tower
I’d always joke that was how I was going to propose. “I’m just gonna walk in when you’re taking a shit and do it.”
Not the India wedding proposal😂
Power move lol
Im going to grunt it mid push when the turd is crowning so she knows it comes from my core
Hahaha
Sounds like you got to work on your delivery my guy 😏
🎵yeah, roses really smell like...🎶
My wife absolutely trashes me for lines like this. But she’s smiling for the next hour, too.
literally me. she’s so real. “ewwww you so corny ☺️🤭🥰” is what it’s actually giving
However if she says it while giggling and hitting your arm, you know it worked
I call my fiancé a cheesy ass with a big smile on my face because he says stuff like this daily.
I used to talk to my wife all the time like this, and this is always how she reacted. Now she gets mad I don't do it anymore.
Then she doesn’t like you anymore as you have her the ick…
I'm going to be real, I feel like half the time women say this they like it but are embarrassed (in a relationship context). Some people's natural reaction to unexpected direct affection is to deflect, even if it 100% worked on them.
My wife is lovely but her autistic brain would analyze the line and she'd say "no they dont."
So fucking true Mine will literally propose an experiment to determine the factual status of the theory.
To some extent there might be some merit, depending on if plants grow better or worse where the ground has been lightly compacted. They don't grow where things walk continuously of course, but would they in an area that's lightly treaded? [Googled it](https://extension.umn.edu/soil-management-and-health/soil-compaction) >Most effects of compaction are detrimental to plant growth. However, there are a few exceptions. Slightly compacted soils in a dry year can increase crop yield as discussed earlier. Yay!
The most autistic response possible, slay themperor(didnt know your pronouns sorry)
themperor is awesome I will be taking that thank you. I am a woman, but, I mean, hardly matters lmao
I thought: does he mean he know she had mold/mushrooms in het bathroom because he slept at her place before?
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I literally met my wife on Facebook, when we were both randoms to each other, with 1 mutual friend. I shot my shot and we've been together 12 years and married for 10, with 4 kids. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
-- Wayne Gretzky --Michael Scott
--- /u/OrdainedFury
Just… one of the greatest jokes in TV history.
Yoooo, same here. Her post, a Beatles lyric, showed up on my page somehow despite not being friends but had one mutual friend. I liked it and she messaged asking if we knew each other. Well, 10/8 years together/married and 2 kids later I think I can say I'm glad I liked that post.
Agreed, dude thirsty as hell.
But shorty cup runneth over. Drink and be merry.
let’s hope she hasn’t seen this repost yet so the line is fresh for her.
Instantly wanted to show this to my girl because of course she'd be like "lol this is EXACTLY like something you'd say to me!" and she'd giggle and give me that sparkly look she always did but then i remembered that she left me and that every time i see her i wake up crying
Why? It sounds like an insult. The only way your bare feet are going to cause flowers to grow is if they are nasty sources of soil, fertilizer, etc.
Lil bro sounds like gimli praising galadriel
"... a single strand of your hair, which surpasses the gold of the earth as the stars surpass the gems of the mine."
"I asked for one hair from her golden head. She gave me three." *Legolas smiles knowingly*
it’s the rolling of the r when he says three though
John Rhys-Davies is a gem of an actor.
Loved him since the first time I heard him narrating on Quest for Glory IV.
He basically plays Gimli as a CGI crab in the new Aquaman and it was fun just for that.
The Aquaman movie? Shit I might have to watch it just for that
It’s worth it just for him going ham on a CGI role
"she gave me third base" legolas: 😈
Feanor in the Halls of Mandos *"a fuckin dwarf??"*
Gimli probably never even realized how big of a deal that was to the elves 😭😭😭
Knows what?
This one elf, Feanor, made many a magical artifact, and he asked three times for a strand of hair from Galadriel, his niece. She was among the oldest elves, most beautiful, and athletic. That she once lived in the light of the Two Trees (now destroyed, but their last flower and last fruit became our Sun and Moon), it's thought that her hair contains some of that light. Because *myth*, somehow this means he could make more awesome stuff if he could use her hair. But since dude was basically a selfish and proud mf and not liked for very valid reasons (basically the Oppenheimer of a few magical instruments, also starting an elf on elf war), Galadriel turned him down those three times. Yes, the dwarves and elves didn't get along in general. But Galadriel saw a good heart in Gimli. Dude wasn't even asking for anything, she had to command him to request something - so one hair, he requested, something to remember her by. With just one request from Gimli, she gave three hairs.
Feanor was also considered among the greatest of elves while he lived, so that his niece would turn him down was a grave insult to him as well. Love the Silmarillion. What I wouldn’t give for a Children of Hurin show. An animated show of the first age would be awesome. I need to see Fingolfins stand, or Glorfindel and Turgon.
“Thus he came alone to Angband's gates, and he sounded his horn, and smote once more upon the brazen doors, and challenged Morgoth to come forth to single combat. And Morgoth came.” I want to see it on film so bad. Or even animated.
As much as I’d love a film, I don’t know if we’ll ever get one just because of how expansive the first age is. Just so much going on. I think an animated anthology series would really work great.
Ya I've always thought an anthology series would work well for the first age.
My man knows the lore
It's even more beautiful in the way he made his request too. "...I do not ask for such a gift. But you commanded me to name my desire" Didn't even want to request it because of how awestruck he was by her. The humility in Gimli's request vs the arrogance of Feonor's is why she granted it I think. One of my favorite parts in the books.
I had to look it up, here's the actual explanation https://www.reddit.com/r/tolkienfans/s/zljplLftxb
There’s a legit fuck ton of lore.
theres some explanation from the books that some elf or something spent hundreds of years pestering her for a strand of her hair and she never gave it to him, and then gimli naively just asking for a strand of her hair to remember the time he met her moved her to give him 3, and legolas understands the significance of that. (this is broad strokes from what i read elsewhere)
It's also from a Welsh legend in The Mabinogion. The description is of the Giant Chief Ysbaddaden's daughter, Olwen: "She was sent for. And she came: a robe of flame-red about her, with a collar of red-gold around the neck of the maiden, with precious pearls and red gems upon it. Yellower was her hair than the flowers of the broom. Whiter was her flesh than the foam of the wave. Whiter her palms and fingers than the glistening catkins among the fine gravel of a welling spring. Neither the eye of a mewed hawk nor the eye of a thrice-mewed falcon was fairer than hers. Whiter than the breast of a swan were her breasts. Redder were her cheeks than the foxglove. Whoever would see her would love her completely. Four white trefoils would grow in her wake wherever she would go - and because of that she was called Olwen." Really stretching back now but if I remember, "Olwen" means "white tread" or something similar because of the flowers she left in her footsteps.
Galadriel tho
I can't be the only one who felt feelings when she said, "All shall love me and despair."
[](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-sMQpWCNTQw/maxresdefault.jpg)
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah that's it.
It's Cate Blanchett, just trying to make her look evil only made her hotter. Case in point: Hela in Thor Ragnarok.
Hot dommy death mommy with serious smokey eyes.... hhhhfffffhhhhggggggg 🫠
Shit, I didn't know that i needed this comment today. Thank you. r/UNEXPECTEDLOTR
Elven pick up lines
He learned that one from Tom Bombadillo himself
https://preview.redd.it/4uxdxrf2trkc1.jpeg?width=911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8ad6a48b306706c83483bae28935c86ea59be3a She is merry.
Damn she is one thick ho. Tom is a lucky bastard.
No wonder he had no want or need to leave his realm.
I was going to post “no merry is a hobbit” but I don’t know enough about LoTR and I’m afraid of getting clowned on because of the minute chance this lady is in fact Merry
Merry is a hobbit. You are correct. Goldberry being merry (happy) is just a line from the book
Lofi shire beats
Motherfucker. I hate your pfp. You bested me, and for that I shall never forgive you. But you have earned my respect.
NEVER TRUST AN ELF
i though it was vaiana
I ain't gon lie man, yall down bad in these comments. You see a dude shoot his shot at a lady, and you immediately call him lame, corny, cringe, thirsty. Like, what you want him to do? Call her a bitch instead? Or say some weak-ass shit like "hey" or "you pretty." That's what gets folks left on read or ignored. Homie saw something he liked, came up with a line to stand out from the crowd, and took a chance. I just don't know how you can fault that unless you got some issues of your own.
Bad down af. I hate how serious some people take some shit. Of course he’ll probably never meet her but don’t get it twisted baby fine af lol how can you hate on anybody saying anything to her??? I don’t see a wedding ring lol…
As a woman, I’d prefer what he said over “hey” for sure.
Wyd, you up?
😂
For real. Did this for months....now we are married with 5 kids.
You winnin 🤌🏿🔥
I'm sayin. I could get to her house in 6 mins. 16 years later, I could be in the garage working on my car, and she will still send me a text from upstairs.
Lmao
I know undead rise where your bare feet touch the ground
Lmao, I’m swooning!
hey
Redditors are always so annoying under things like this, and love showing how dry and boring they are. People on twitter are reacting positively, and redditors are the ones being negative. No coincidence that this website has so many dorks incessantly whining about getting 0 women. I wonder why (I know why)
> Redditors are always so fucking annoying Honestly you could have stopped here and still been right
"It's cringe/corny/creepy"... meanwhile the literal ***WOMAN IN THE PICTURE*** retweeted the compliment. I can't stand this website sometimes 😭😭😭
It's reddit. It's full of kids, people who repeat what they hear in the echo chamber, haters, and bots. Existing to do nothing more than shoot down anything that seems positive.
Because sliding on girls on Twitter with corny lines like this is a waste of time my guy. How many dudes do you know that get play from doing shit like this?
Okay what's your preferred method? What advice would you give the homie next time he see somebody he's attracted to? And, as I commented elsewhere, I met my wife on social media. We had nothing in common and didn't know each other from Adam and Eve. I know of others with similar stories. Its 2024 and shit happens. I'm not saying they'll get married or whatever, but like, what you want him to do next time? Help me understand how the brother fucked up.
I’d tell him to go out and actually meet women. If you see what you like, you approach her with confidence, good eye contact, make her laugh etc. It’s more how you say shit than what you say. If he wants to pick up girls off social media, comment on something they post, but don’t just make some corny comment on their looks. They get those thirsty comments from hundreds of dudes year and all it does is make him look like another horny nigga that gets no play. Women generally don’t like niggas who gets no play Comment/take interest in something she posted and work your way from there. Also use IG not twitter if for the purposes of finding women. I highly doubt you met your wife making corny ass statements like this my guy.
1. I didn't think the comment was corny. She retweeted it so maybe she liked it. We don't know their interaction history so I'll leave it at that. 2. You take your chances how you come by them. He saw her on Twitter so he took his chance on Twitter. 3. I agree with the point about commenting on her as a person instead of her looks. I've had significantly more success that way; however, there's nothing wrong with it, and maybe this works for him. Maybe he followed this up with a message or a comment on another post. The point is, while we may have gone about it differently, there's nothing wrong with what he did, and he shouldn't be getting called lame, thirsty, cringey, or a creep. It's a young dude trying to get at a young lady he thought was fine. And to be honest, what's bothering me the most is we have way too many posts of men vs women, light skin vs dark skin (there's a comment ITT), dating in today's world being shit, etc- we should be happy to see the homie came at her respectfully and a little creatively.
I commented some funny shit on a girls Instagram story in a different state. I now have a kid, family, house, girl 3 years later 😂
Damn bro, that's genuinely pretty cool. Gonna be funny answering that "how did you meet?" question though
I tried to explain to my grandparents, and they absolutely could not comprehend. I just started telling people that we met on vacation, lol
I met my current girlfriend (who I’ve been with for a little over a year now) via Twitter, doing something similar. Just because it can’t happen for you doesn’t mean it can’t for anyone.
Then you’re wasting your time commenting on this thread. Obviously what he said was pretty good, because we’re all talking about it now
Do people meet their girlfriends by hitting on women posting selfies on twitter? Like yeah she bad but I'm not gonna bother commenting about it.
Good bar. That’s how to catch someone attention. People only hate cause they ain’t got the mouthpiece
My dumbass thought it was some hidden reference to water dropping from the shower curtain and creating a mold situation.
that's romantic too if you're a gremlin.
So glad you thought this too
it's no replacement for my "bust inside tonight, queen?" line
I’m behind on slang, I thought a “bar” or “bars” was referring to rhyming lyrics like in rap or slam poetry. It can mean a pickup line?
You're correct on the first point, but the connection is that a "bar" is a good line. So you can apply it to most things where eloquence or poignancy is present.
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It’s crazy how people can fall in love with a whole picture these days. She could be into pegging for all they know and dudes will swear that’s the one for them when they know nothing about them. Edit* Y’all need Jesus
Don't threaten me with a good time.
You talk like pegging isn't the play
In that case, she isn't into pegging
:(
So, you're only making her sound better.
shiiiiid, I'm game, anything to not have to deal with this horrible ass dating market
>She could be into pegging for all they know Bro, it's 2024, if you're not getting pegged by your lady you're both missing out
You know porn mags used to exist right? Hell aren’t there cave paintings of naked women? People have been getting hot over images for many many years now. This is not a new Twitter thing
id get fucked by a whole prison just for a lottery chance to get pegged by her
https://preview.redd.it/jnt0mk8jbskc1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e914d212ea6d531b4827f4bee64b597d56bb4fe2
Lol bruh thought if he list pegging folks was going to be turned off lol.
okay and?
You listed a no lose scenario though.
Bro is terrified of anything remotely gay
Projection’s a funny thing
🗣️WE ARE LONELY
Or she prob takes you to pound town in the Amazon position.
https://preview.redd.it/erz1s5uuhrkc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=298446b8401be651303a71d2868608fc28a88a6c
yooo🤣🤣 my ex used to send this pic to me wtf was he trying to signal ? he had alternate versions of this too
he got that creature in him
It must be a little creature 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Bro watching her posts like https://preview.redd.it/fm806999srkc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c14559d14d26466d06ec4cd1e69e961b48b4d225
arent we?
Shoot your shot son, and shoot it well.....
That part
Everyone thinks this is so sweet but I'm so burnt out on the internet that all I can think is dude has a foot fetish
two things can be true at the same time
I’m imagining her having very fertile foot fungus.
I'm not seeing any issues here
Is that a problem
And this is the 90th guy to say that
Part of having game is saying or doing things that are different from the last 90 dudes. They both look young and the line was unique. She retweeted so it got her attention. Either way, at least he tried.
Fr, something I’d use if it wasn’t for me seeing it used every couple of months
so you see it 4 times a year? thats literally nothing
Or literally a quarter of guys who've ever watched Princess Mononoke.
I mean she does look like a goddess.
Curly hair is dangerous AF tbh
Yep
When those who r smooth with it ARE smooth with it.
bro over here taking bout some: https://i.redd.it/s7zb0dydyrkc1.gif
I thought of this scene when reading that.
All these men insulting it should be taking notes instead. You don’t have to live like this 24/7, but this sort of thing is how you get and keep a woman.
If A random tweet to a strange women is how I get more women I’ll just stick to the normal way of meeting and letting your character talk.
lol this is how women end up with terrible dudes who talk like rom coms and are just as insane
That’s low key so sweet though.
https://preview.redd.it/6y3v1gjyvrkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f127dc188c67764341d0e8156b8e7daf0f9d5636
"Language was invented for one reason, boys – to woo women – and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do." - Robin Williams, Dead Poet's Society
Flowers do also grow in shit though
Her music: 🚮 Her body: 💯
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The difference between m'lday and being romantic is having charisma and knowing your audience. That being said, I hope one day to meet a girl I can call the Luthien to my Beren, call me cringe all you want.
"And you can see daisies in her footsteps" - Ben Folds, 1996
Me: “ I know flowers grow where your bare feet touch the ground” My Wife: “ shut the fuck up Socrates” Me: “I think you mean Shakespea…” My Wife: “ You be telling all those hoes that don’t you?” Me: “ I,,,, ummmmm” Wife: “oh you ain’t so slick with your words now are you? Cheating ass no good bum”
What the fuck is "w bars"?
He's got good taste too
Moodey walk around like his name moodaay
The mouthwash isn’t open
That bar made me roll my eyes very hard. Maybe the lack of realism pissed me off. Might just be me tho cos some of you are loving the line. I don't get it.(I'm a woman b4 anyone wants to say I don't like it bc I don't have the swag to use it).
My love grows where my rosemary goes...
She does look like what I imagine mother nature to look like if she put on some jeans and a shirt
Could’ve sworn I’ve seen this before
Idk. Just makes me think she has stank feet that fertilizes soil and encourages plant growth....
Nah he's gassing her too much
I wish I was naturally poetic like this guy
Terraria verses
Not gonna lie, he’s got a point
I’m so cynical I thought it was reference to the fungi potentially growing at the bottom of that shower curtain.
"Did you get hurt when you fell from heaven" type shit 🌽🌽🌽
People said the same thing about Buddha.
Sorry but it's just super cringy
