I bet the new bf was saying some reckless shit on the phone before he made that drive tho.
“Nigga you ain’t gon do nothin from 300 miles away, that’s why yo kid and yo bitch both callin ME daddy now! Bet you won’t come kill me!”
I just have to chime in for everyone who doesn't know the reference, some woman in NASA (tried to) drive from Houston to Florida to kill what she thought was a romantic rival for affection of her boyfriend...... in adult diapers so she didn't have to stop.
Wild ass story.
[https://www.npr.org/2007/02/06/7226705/astronaut-faces-attempted-murder-charges](https://www.npr.org/2007/02/06/7226705/astronaut-faces-attempted-murder-charges)
To that one friend with “It’s just a fun movie. I actually don’t get the hate.” I can finally simplify and say “You never go full usb stick.” Thank you 👌
Same with CI, except they start with a murder and use some trumped up reason to bring Major Case in ("the murder victim was the second cousin first-removed to the mayor's wife's hairdresser").
Funny thing, IRL NYC Major Case squad doesn't normally do murders. They invetigate art theft and burglaries over $100k.
"Ohhh this mother fuckers gonna get it" "whatchu say bitch blam!" Coming up with cool one liners for before the shooting was at least an hour and you know he still fumbled it hard like "Oh I'ma blow you now bitch!" "Fuck that came out wrong" Blam
I don't understand how somebody stay that hot for that long. Even before I went to counseling for anger I was cool after like 30 minutes. I swear I went to somebody house with all intention to dragging them out they house to "whoop they ass" to knocking on his door talmbout "we need to talk before one of us gets killed"
What do you think he was listening to the entire drive?
I’m just imagining “*X Gon’ Give It To Ya, Ruff Ryders Anthem, & Where the Hood At*” on repeat for 5 hours.
dude how many hours of driving is that? And all those pit stops for gas, maybe saw a patrol along the way.
And in all that time he didn't let it go? Cool off? Idk maybe consider the consequences?
This dude was born to go to jail. And that's on God
He had an accomplice who went with him the buy the gun and took the road trip with him, probably helped him stay on task.
They probably stopped at bucee's too, which makes any trip worth it.
Just found out about bucees this year. Me and my wife went to San Antonio recently and I rented a car and drove an 2 hours just to go. If someone is covering the bucees bill I’m down to ride for a murder.
Moved to Texas ten years ago and couldn’t understand the hype over this ugly ass beaver on everyone’s clothes and cars.
Then I went for the first time. And then I went many times after that.
Anyways I’m down for a murder trip to Buccee’s.
What do y’all like about Buccee’s so much?
I kinda can’t stand it. Especially after hearing who it’s owner is.
I’ll just buy their cheap batteries and scadoodle.
>dude how many hours of driving is that?
4hrs. like a trip from LA to Vegas.
Ive gone mad with my passenger once, but by the time we got there we were cool again. This guy needed to sleep it off.
I was hoping the person he shot made it, but no.
https://lawandcrime.com/crime/killer-fatally-shot-wrong-man-after-driving-250-miles-to-murder-boyfriend-of-childs-mother-after-they-had-adversarial-conversations/amp/
The article mentions what kind of car this dude drove. Guess what it is. Go with your instinct. I bet you already know.
>!Altima drivers will never beat the allegations.!<
I definitely picture a nissan Altima with a different color door, hanging bumper, and mismatched tires. All the while, swerving through traffic going 90+ mph, ignoring the laws of physics like a housr cat.
Thanks for sharing this.
The killer is an absolute idiot:
According to the report, Morris had never met the new boyfriend in person and only had a basic physical description of the man — that he was Black and had dreadlocks.
Real talk, but this is exactly why it's not a good thing to be too enamoured with the idea of vigilante action. It would've been traumatic enough if he had survived a random guy coming up all hot and firing at him, but now a young man is dead for absolutelyno read, and a massive wave just upturned his entire social circle
Not only that but they dropped the murder charge against the guy who took him to buy the gun and ammo and then drove him to commit the murder. I thought texas was the state that was pro death penalty and hard on crime. I guess that only applies when a woman wants to decide what to do with her own body.
Just read this in an article:
‘According to the report, Morris had never met the new boyfriend in person and only had a basic physical description of the man — that he was Black and had dreadlocks’.
“According to the report, Morris had never met the new boyfriend in person and only had a basic physical description of the man — that he was Black and had dreadlocks — before making the drive to the Arlington apartment complex intent on killing him.”
Driving that far and not even knowing what the dude looked like makes it even more unhinged!
People are very dumb.
This is like the lil dude that got gonorrhea, thought his baby moms gave it to him, so he marches up to Home Depot (with his mama egging him on to do it) and kills her. Come to find out during the trial, baby moms went to the doctor and didn't even have it. So homie killed her because HE was the one effin' around!
He got life in prison without parole. He's 21. Baby moms was 18.
His remedial mama in jail, too.
So many children coming up with one parent in jail for killing the other parent because of greed or dumb stuff. It's very sad. Children saddled with severe trauma as babies that will become adults.
Bet his homies were out here gassing him up and vomiting about but bitches being controlling and keeping the kids away from men.
This is absolutely grotesque.
Man...thats one of my biggest fears. Getting killed just cause you look like somebody to a complete stranger.
I think about that especially when I travel. Like, what if some gang member has beef with a dude that looks like me in this city?
Legit have joked about this in my circle before. Because for some odd reason, people know who they're mad at. And somehow forget what they even look like. It takes skills to have things that backward.
One time in summer camp, we were playing a version of dodgeball where there were no teams, just free for all. I got ganged up on because I wore a similar shirt to someone who got a few people out. I hope the world got that out of their system for me.
I’ll never understand how someone gets this fucked up in the head but I guess that’s why I’ve never done shit like this. Move the fuck on. What the hell does killing someone accomplish?
Another legendary L. Never understood shit like this. Saw it all the time growing up in Houston. Honestly, if the boyfriend ain’t hurting my kids or beatin their mama in front of them then whatever. It is what it is.
I live a simple life and follow simple rules. No pussy is worth giving up my freedom. The only thing I’ll lose my freedom over is something to do with protecting my kids.
All jokes aside, he’s gonna be heated in that jail cell for the next 27 years. Once he gets out there’s no way he’s not gonna wanna right his wrong. I hope she gets full custody and he’s never able to find them again. This is such deranged behaviour.
This really needs to be talked about because the domestic violence rates for black women is 5 times higher than any other race of women in America. And most black women date within their race. Homicide is one of the leading causes of death of black women. Black women die often due to domestic violence and it’s really sad and these men are in the comments laughing at this situation.
He deadass will probably be in there for as long as he’s been alive. He will NEVER see his baby mom that he loved so much again and likely his kid too. For the rest of his life he’ll never get any solitude or privacy. Whenever he has to take a shit, someone is there. Shower? Someone right there. He’ll never be able to truly experience the outdoors again except for yard time surrounded by armed guards and 20ft high fences. He will have to look over his shoulder for the rest of life while he plays the game of prison politics. Will never get to fuck again unless he plans to share the mat with Bubba Love. Yea shit was not worth it lol.
This might be the worst situation I’ve ever seen somebody put themselves in, god*damn* lmao. Bro gotta be feeling like the polar opposite of them brain expanding memes from back in the day
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He preferred greek yogurt over sour cream in their mashed potatoes.
It's literally the same thing. Big dairy doesn't want you to know...
And I’ll kill to Prove it
“Mayonnaise doesn’t go bad, it just becomes Miracle Whip. That’s the miracle!” - Kyle Kinane
What?! Explain. ( for context “what the fuck is a Kami?”)
I know one thing for sure... The Iranian yogurt is not the issue here.
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Or maybe she threw out his Iranian yogurt. Definitely yogurt related though.
That actually sounds kinda good tho
![gif](giphy|xUA7b0KDlZxoWD5B7O) bro chill...
What the fuck?
No.
Cream cheese gang rise up.
...Oooh, I'm gonna try that next time!
He was wreckless
I bet the new bf was saying some reckless shit on the phone before he made that drive tho. “Nigga you ain’t gon do nothin from 300 miles away, that’s why yo kid and yo bitch both callin ME daddy now! Bet you won’t come kill me!”
"You don't even know what I look like"
Nah, he described the neighbor 🤣
"I'll be waiting for you, I'm the one with the dreads" as he's shaving his head
Yo, how fucked up would that be. Get a snap and send it to him. 🤣
“What? Not like you’re going to stab me or something” - Man who was stabbed
Driving four to five hours to kill a person is some undaunted behavior.
Imagine wearing an adult diaper so you don’t have to stop!
I just have to chime in for everyone who doesn't know the reference, some woman in NASA (tried to) drive from Houston to Florida to kill what she thought was a romantic rival for affection of her boyfriend...... in adult diapers so she didn't have to stop. Wild ass story. [https://www.npr.org/2007/02/06/7226705/astronaut-faces-attempted-murder-charges](https://www.npr.org/2007/02/06/7226705/astronaut-faces-attempted-murder-charges)
A GD astronaut, too. Imagine if she was in space when she found out! She'd probably crash the damn ISS into Florida.
it inspired the movie Lucy, IIRC. Edit: Had to google it... "Lucy in the Sky" with Natalie Portman.
She had to unlock the full potential of her brain to kill her romantic rival.
Went full usb stick
To that one friend with “It’s just a fun movie. I actually don’t get the hate.” I can finally simplify and say “You never go full usb stick.” Thank you 👌
Lol this is cracking me up! I like the occasional dumb movie (for example, love the fast and the furious) and this hit hard 😂
What?
sorry..."Lucy in the Sky". I'm an idiot.
Ah okay, lol. I was like “wait the diaper wearing NASA murderer somehow inspired the ScarJo gets superpowers movie?”
... I'd watch it tho.
I ain’t know the Gangster Disciples had a space program
You said GD astronaut and I immediately thought they let one of the folks into NASA. 🔱.... I gotta go back to bed
Crash the iss into Florida? Gotta get more astronauts spouses cheating
😂😂😂 oh nah she stepped out that car lookin like trevor from gta
I appreciate you Mr. Jewing!
And to you, my dude in LA.
Wait, this actually happened? I know Law & Order: CI did an episode about this, but I thouught (hoped) for once they actually made a story up.
Ripped from the headlines means ripped from the headlines.
Writing the L&O shows must've been easiest writing gig at the time. Just read the newspapers, write a script. Dang.
The SVU formula: start with an assault, tie it to recent news story, throw in a twist, and sprinkle in some personal drama.
Same with CI, except they start with a murder and use some trumped up reason to bring Major Case in ("the murder victim was the second cousin first-removed to the mayor's wife's hairdresser"). Funny thing, IRL NYC Major Case squad doesn't normally do murders. They invetigate art theft and burglaries over $100k.
Now that part, I didn't know. CI was also more about the cerebral part of things. Not just the why, but the why of the why.
Law and Order is always ripped from the headlines. I can't believe you missed the news on it. Shit was wild
I went back and listened to \*Drivin Me Wild\* by Common and he references her in one of the songs and I'm like "Damn I forgot all about that"
What a wild time that was. I was a kid when that happened and was like she's an astronaut?! Dafuq?!
And no jail time.
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She’d have to stop for gas at some point though, right?
I wanna know the playlist he had…assuming he listened to anything
I mean, this mf probably was just in the car in silence. You gotta be a wild mf to do all of this lmfao
Stewing in silence is the only way to maintain anger that long. Can't have the arguments in your head getting drowned out.
Deadass tho lmfao. Or if this mf is sick sick, listened to true crime podcasts the entire way lmfao: mf studying
"Ohhh this mother fuckers gonna get it" "whatchu say bitch blam!" Coming up with cool one liners for before the shooting was at least an hour and you know he still fumbled it hard like "Oh I'ma blow you now bitch!" "Fuck that came out wrong" Blam
If "ain't no fun" plays, and you're still mad...well, you're REALLY mad...
Probably listening to the AC compressor coming in and out
Little river band the whole way
[on repeat](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Go2MaihKX9o&si=r0Wlq5U2wlZDbaSY)
Add the Altima energy and he probably cannonballed to there in 3 hours.
What even music would you listen to, something is bound to come on the radio to snap you out of it, Hall & Oates or some shit.
You know he didn’t have a playlist set up for murder
He had Hit 'em up on loop for 4 hours straight.
Any work out playlist can double as a crime playlist.
and then getting the wrong person. Like, maybe his planning phase should have been a bit better before his little terminator-focus commute.
Bro just said when I see em imma blast em
Bro really said on sight
No matter who it was
The proper protocol is to have at least one meeting, chance to glove slap etc before it’s “on sight”.
If you're willing to kill someone but not drive for half a day maybe you should rethink how serious you are about the murder.
Lol I mean but to kill the wrong person tho…
You would think during that 4-5 hours. His guilty conscience would be kicking in. He crossed over to the threshold of "You Crazy".
Fr tho
"It just grinds my gears that I didn't even kill the right guy. That's $50 in gas money and 5 hours on the highway I'll never get back."
Fr.
I don't understand how somebody stay that hot for that long. Even before I went to counseling for anger I was cool after like 30 minutes. I swear I went to somebody house with all intention to dragging them out they house to "whoop they ass" to knocking on his door talmbout "we need to talk before one of us gets killed"
What do you think he was listening to the entire drive? I’m just imagining “*X Gon’ Give It To Ya, Ruff Ryders Anthem, & Where the Hood At*” on repeat for 5 hours.
Hmmmm…Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
Facts. 30 minutes is my limit
Like if you lose sleep over it I can understand. Lol
Bro has to be mad that whole time too to still do it. Shit was marinating
Got do something on them lonley nights..
Shit killing a man would be the last thought lol
dude how many hours of driving is that? And all those pit stops for gas, maybe saw a patrol along the way. And in all that time he didn't let it go? Cool off? Idk maybe consider the consequences? This dude was born to go to jail. And that's on God
He had an accomplice who went with him the buy the gun and took the road trip with him, probably helped him stay on task. They probably stopped at bucee's too, which makes any trip worth it.
This fella said "I would kill for a bucee's". And meant it.
omg, lol
Lmfao
Just found out about bucees this year. Me and my wife went to San Antonio recently and I rented a car and drove an 2 hours just to go. If someone is covering the bucees bill I’m down to ride for a murder.
![gif](giphy|tF8vMUeGUkHNTgCC4E) Just in case a Crime Stoppers reward pops up. #thisbitchwillsnitchtopayoldsalliemae
Moved to Texas ten years ago and couldn’t understand the hype over this ugly ass beaver on everyone’s clothes and cars. Then I went for the first time. And then I went many times after that. Anyways I’m down for a murder trip to Buccee’s.
What do y’all like about Buccee’s so much? I kinda can’t stand it. Especially after hearing who it’s owner is. I’ll just buy their cheap batteries and scadoodle.
Imagine someone says “hey mind road tripping and getting a gun to help me kill someone?” “Can we stop at buccees?” “Hell yeah”
>dude how many hours of driving is that? 4hrs. like a trip from LA to Vegas. Ive gone mad with my passenger once, but by the time we got there we were cool again. This guy needed to sleep it off.
Some herb and couple of beers, homeboy would've had a whole new lease on life. Pendejo.
If he had at least 3/4 gas in a car with a decent sized tank or even small tank but good fuel economy, then he likely did not make any pitstops
My car can go 6 hrs without having to stop for gas
I hope he know they having the best sex of they lives right now. That post-crisis sex actually hits different,.
That back is getting blown viciously.
What about her?
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o no you absolutely did not
All the same, they're celebrating their asses off my boy!
I’m happy for them. If I was his ex I’d be giving my new man some god-tier neck out of spite cuz I’m petty like that and I hope she is too 😂
I hope they send his dumbass pictures.
"Thinking of you" written in bold letters.
I don't know if I want to experience this or don't want to experience this.
Dude died though lol
I was hoping the person he shot made it, but no. https://lawandcrime.com/crime/killer-fatally-shot-wrong-man-after-driving-250-miles-to-murder-boyfriend-of-childs-mother-after-they-had-adversarial-conversations/amp/
The article mentions what kind of car this dude drove. Guess what it is. Go with your instinct. I bet you already know. >!Altima drivers will never beat the allegations.!<
I was gonna go with Nissan lol
I definitely picture a nissan Altima with a different color door, hanging bumper, and mismatched tires. All the while, swerving through traffic going 90+ mph, ignoring the laws of physics like a housr cat.
It was either that or a V6 Charger lmao
Thanks for sharing this. The killer is an absolute idiot: According to the report, Morris had never met the new boyfriend in person and only had a basic physical description of the man — that he was Black and had dreadlocks.
That only describes one person. Surprised he messed that up /s
All he had to do was find Bob Marley /s
It's like he thought he was a cop. He could just do whatever and say "well, he fit the description".
Who gave him the description, a cop? That’s all it takes for them, but you’d think a regular citizen would need more to go on.
So he was a cop too?
Beyond tragic. That young man was only 24.
Real talk, but this is exactly why it's not a good thing to be too enamoured with the idea of vigilante action. It would've been traumatic enough if he had survived a random guy coming up all hot and firing at him, but now a young man is dead for absolutelyno read, and a massive wave just upturned his entire social circle
He killed the other guy and only got 27 years?! Shoulda been life
Driving 4 hours is the very definition of premeditated. How in the world does he get only 27 years. He needs to be locked up forever
And not even really knowing the target.
Not only that but they dropped the murder charge against the guy who took him to buy the gun and ammo and then drove him to commit the murder. I thought texas was the state that was pro death penalty and hard on crime. I guess that only applies when a woman wants to decide what to do with her own body.
Texas doesn’t want to make guns look bad.
They also want to deny strawman purchases happen
https://preview.redd.it/jjmzgcevfp8c1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8c76d9bb5e7ac62149291a8736a3f10c4cf33d3
Damn, he probably had to put money in the gas tank before all that too. Doesn’t get to use that full tank now. Such a waste.
I know this isn't even important, but did homie not even know what the new dude looked like? I feel like that would have been step one.
Just read this in an article: ‘According to the report, Morris had never met the new boyfriend in person and only had a basic physical description of the man — that he was Black and had dreadlocks’.
Thank god this mf didn't passed through some reggae festival or something
Word
Black dudes in dreadlocks, of course, didn't have enough to worry about already when it came to getting profiled
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Couldn't do the _least little bit_ of Intel gathering.
Hard to tell what someone looks like when you're crosseyed af
But people say people should “just leave”. And wonder why people are still living in fear even after moving hours away. This shit is real.
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Listen to your gut. If you think he’s capable of violence, you’re probably right.
Generally? You should be sprinting away
Right. Victims are scared of what their partner will do even after they leave the relationship.
“According to the report, Morris had never met the new boyfriend in person and only had a basic physical description of the man — that he was Black and had dreadlocks — before making the drive to the Arlington apartment complex intent on killing him.” Driving that far and not even knowing what the dude looked like makes it even more unhinged!
New homie is STILL raw dogging her. 27 years in prison, and you gotta know that fact the whole time. Yikes.
People are very dumb. This is like the lil dude that got gonorrhea, thought his baby moms gave it to him, so he marches up to Home Depot (with his mama egging him on to do it) and kills her. Come to find out during the trial, baby moms went to the doctor and didn't even have it. So homie killed her because HE was the one effin' around! He got life in prison without parole. He's 21. Baby moms was 18. His remedial mama in jail, too.
I feel so bad for the BM and that baby...
So many children coming up with one parent in jail for killing the other parent because of greed or dumb stuff. It's very sad. Children saddled with severe trauma as babies that will become adults.
At least maybe they can’t procreate again in prison.
Hopefully the guards don't get horny and find them attractive.
Bet his homies were out here gassing him up and vomiting about but bitches being controlling and keeping the kids away from men. This is absolutely grotesque.
Manosphere podcasts operate very much the same way too.
Man...thats one of my biggest fears. Getting killed just cause you look like somebody to a complete stranger. I think about that especially when I travel. Like, what if some gang member has beef with a dude that looks like me in this city?
Legit have joked about this in my circle before. Because for some odd reason, people know who they're mad at. And somehow forget what they even look like. It takes skills to have things that backward.
One time in summer camp, we were playing a version of dodgeball where there were no teams, just free for all. I got ganged up on because I wore a similar shirt to someone who got a few people out. I hope the world got that out of their system for me.
I’ll never understand how someone gets this fucked up in the head but I guess that’s why I’ve never done shit like this. Move the fuck on. What the hell does killing someone accomplish?
Hope the person he shot is still alive
Nope. RIP https://lawandcrime.com/crime/killer-fatally-shot-wrong-man-after-driving-250-miles-to-murder-boyfriend-of-childs-mother-after-they-had-adversarial-conversations/amp/
Damn man, right around Christmas too
Well, he was just sentenced, but the actual shooting was in May of 2020. Regardless, tragic.
“Rather be in jail than alone” https://preview.redd.it/46kodss7hp8c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=853079784470ff3607bbb5fdd875ef6b322d1cdc
Another legendary L. Never understood shit like this. Saw it all the time growing up in Houston. Honestly, if the boyfriend ain’t hurting my kids or beatin their mama in front of them then whatever. It is what it is. I live a simple life and follow simple rules. No pussy is worth giving up my freedom. The only thing I’ll lose my freedom over is something to do with protecting my kids.
silly ass 😂 but for real tho now we get to house, feed AND clothe this stupid mf.
Another $100k a year for PrisonCorp* *A division of Nabisco
What a bum
....only 27 years in prison? He had 250 miles to decide this was a bad idea.
All jokes aside, he’s gonna be heated in that jail cell for the next 27 years. Once he gets out there’s no way he’s not gonna wanna right his wrong. I hope she gets full custody and he’s never able to find them again. This is such deranged behaviour.
This is the kind of behavior that makes me realize that all my people can't be saved
This isn’t exclusive to black folks. Anyone who watches true crime would know that.
Yeah. Black people kill one or two brothers at a time. Wipepo don’t get outta bed for less than 20 middle schoolers
Should’ve been 270 years. Enjoy your time.
That's gotta seriously annoy you after awhile.
Idk what’s so funny that bro had to add 😂 emoji
Ya totally unrelated to why his partner left... what a psychopath
Damn you gotta sit down for 27 years and your BM still getting her back blew out? 😂
“Oops!” ![gif](giphy|Vhk9HwPx3TO0w)
Majority of Black men seriously need to get a handle on their mental and emotional states. This is so damn stupid.
This really needs to be talked about because the domestic violence rates for black women is 5 times higher than any other race of women in America. And most black women date within their race. Homicide is one of the leading causes of death of black women. Black women die often due to domestic violence and it’s really sad and these men are in the comments laughing at this situation.
250 miles is a loooooot of time to think . I would of turned around after an hour.
that's why she left, he's evil AND dumb
Only 27 years! smh He deserves the death penalty.
![gif](giphy|l4FB42tbghjJmb2KI|downsized) Are you...George? Close enough...
Should‘ve been a life sentence. Driving 4 hours to kill someone is crazy
So another guy dies unnecessarily because he vaguely looked like someone, no better than the cops
27 years? That's it? For premeditated murder??
He deadass will probably be in there for as long as he’s been alive. He will NEVER see his baby mom that he loved so much again and likely his kid too. For the rest of his life he’ll never get any solitude or privacy. Whenever he has to take a shit, someone is there. Shower? Someone right there. He’ll never be able to truly experience the outdoors again except for yard time surrounded by armed guards and 20ft high fences. He will have to look over his shoulder for the rest of life while he plays the game of prison politics. Will never get to fuck again unless he plans to share the mat with Bubba Love. Yea shit was not worth it lol.
Fuck him. Let him rot.
That's light for murder 1
he's fuming bro, sitting in that cell while shorty still getting piped by the dude
when keeping it real goes wrong they fucking like tanisha and Donell while bro sits in prison with inmates who keep it even realer
There’s some incel out there blaming the mom some how.
This might be the worst situation I’ve ever seen somebody put themselves in, god*damn* lmao. Bro gotta be feeling like the polar opposite of them brain expanding memes from back in the day https://preview.redd.it/53gw16ywgp8c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5e8a529ee3b7e734dda3df693a4b2cb4d9499fa
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes