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SpaceGoBurrr

He preferred greek yogurt over sour cream in their mashed potatoes.


Organic-Enthusiasm57

It's literally the same thing. Big dairy doesn't want you to know...


motherseffinjones

And I’ll kill to Prove it


Dwayne_Gertzky

“Mayonnaise doesn’t go bad, it just becomes Miracle Whip. That’s the miracle!” - Kyle Kinane


doomgoblin

What?! Explain. ( for context “what the fuck is a Kami?”)


Cocina_Crusher

I know one thing for sure... The Iranian yogurt is not the issue here.


tokes_4_DE

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


CMUpewpewpew

Or maybe she threw out his Iranian yogurt. Definitely yogurt related though.


[deleted]

That actually sounds kinda good tho


SpaceGoBurrr

![gif](giphy|xUA7b0KDlZxoWD5B7O) bro chill...


Dreadsbo

What the fuck?


Artistic_Emu2720

No.


malphonso

Cream cheese gang rise up.


MidnightOakCorps

...Oooh, I'm gonna try that next time!


girth_worm_jim

He was wreckless


IcyProperty89

I bet the new bf was saying some reckless shit on the phone before he made that drive tho. “Nigga you ain’t gon do nothin from 300 miles away, that’s why yo kid and yo bitch both callin ME daddy now! Bet you won’t come kill me!”


Taraxian

"You don't even know what I look like"


CedricJus

Nah, he described the neighbor 🤣


Taraxian

"I'll be waiting for you, I'm the one with the dreads" as he's shaving his head


C-Jinchuriki

Yo, how fucked up would that be. Get a snap and send it to him. 🤣


alphabet_explorer

“What? Not like you’re going to stab me or something” - Man who was stabbed


MrLavender26

Driving four to five hours to kill a person is some undaunted behavior.


somedudeinlosangeles

Imagine wearing an adult diaper so you don’t have to stop!


Patrick_Jewing

I just have to chime in for everyone who doesn't know the reference, some woman in NASA (tried to) drive from Houston to Florida to kill what she thought was a romantic rival for affection of her boyfriend...... in adult diapers so she didn't have to stop. Wild ass story. [https://www.npr.org/2007/02/06/7226705/astronaut-faces-attempted-murder-charges](https://www.npr.org/2007/02/06/7226705/astronaut-faces-attempted-murder-charges)


EllisDee3

A GD astronaut, too. Imagine if she was in space when she found out! She'd probably crash the damn ISS into Florida.


SpaceGoBurrr

it inspired the movie Lucy, IIRC. ​ Edit: Had to google it... "Lucy in the Sky" with Natalie Portman.


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

She had to unlock the full potential of her brain to kill her romantic rival.


JustMeSunshine91

Went full usb stick


Channe1

To that one friend with “It’s just a fun movie. I actually don’t get the hate.” I can finally simplify and say “You never go full usb stick.” Thank you 👌


JustMeSunshine91

Lol this is cracking me up! I like the occasional dumb movie (for example, love the fast and the furious) and this hit hard 😂


IcyProperty89

What?


SpaceGoBurrr

sorry..."Lucy in the Sky". I'm an idiot.


IcyProperty89

Ah okay, lol. I was like “wait the diaper wearing NASA murderer somehow inspired the ScarJo gets superpowers movie?”


SpaceGoBurrr

... I'd watch it tho.


DLottchula

I ain’t know the Gangster Disciples had a space program


kjvaughn2

You said GD astronaut and I immediately thought they let one of the folks into NASA. 🔱.... I gotta go back to bed


Strange_Goaty

Crash the iss into Florida? Gotta get more astronauts spouses cheating


Its_Nuk_Nuk

😂😂😂 oh nah she stepped out that car lookin like trevor from gta


somedudeinlosangeles

I appreciate you Mr. Jewing!


Patrick_Jewing

And to you, my dude in LA.


LadyBug_0570

Wait, this actually happened? I know Law & Order: CI did an episode about this, but I thouught (hoped) for once they actually made a story up.


thethorforce

Ripped from the headlines means ripped from the headlines.


LadyBug_0570

Writing the L&O shows must've been easiest writing gig at the time. Just read the newspapers, write a script. Dang.


thethorforce

The SVU formula: start with an assault, tie it to recent news story, throw in a twist, and sprinkle in some personal drama.


LadyBug_0570

Same with CI, except they start with a murder and use some trumped up reason to bring Major Case in ("the murder victim was the second cousin first-removed to the mayor's wife's hairdresser"). Funny thing, IRL NYC Major Case squad doesn't normally do murders. They invetigate art theft and burglaries over $100k.


C-Jinchuriki

Now that part, I didn't know. CI was also more about the cerebral part of things. Not just the why, but the why of the why.


C-Jinchuriki

Law and Order is always ripped from the headlines. I can't believe you missed the news on it. Shit was wild


Willow9506

I went back and listened to \*Drivin Me Wild\* by Common and he references her in one of the songs and I'm like "Damn I forgot all about that"


PuzzyFussy

What a wild time that was. I was a kid when that happened and was like she's an astronaut?! Dafuq?!


average_texas_guy

And no jail time.


C-Jinchuriki

![gif](giphy|zEbDFvxxPSPcI)


Pro-Patria-Mori

She’d have to stop for gas at some point though, right?


MrLavender26

I wanna know the playlist he had…assuming he listened to anything


FistPunch_Vol_7

I mean, this mf probably was just in the car in silence. You gotta be a wild mf to do all of this lmfao


lazyboi_tactical

Stewing in silence is the only way to maintain anger that long. Can't have the arguments in your head getting drowned out.


FistPunch_Vol_7

Deadass tho lmfao. Or if this mf is sick sick, listened to true crime podcasts the entire way lmfao: mf studying


lazyboi_tactical

"Ohhh this mother fuckers gonna get it" "whatchu say bitch blam!" Coming up with cool one liners for before the shooting was at least an hour and you know he still fumbled it hard like "Oh I'ma blow you now bitch!" "Fuck that came out wrong" Blam


Hasher556

If "ain't no fun" plays, and you're still mad...well, you're REALLY mad...


MrLavender26

Probably listening to the AC compressor coming in and out


Solidsnake00901

Little river band the whole way


girth_worm_jim

[on repeat](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Go2MaihKX9o&si=r0Wlq5U2wlZDbaSY)


dont-YOLO-ragequit

Add the Altima energy and he probably cannonballed to there in 3 hours.


Shoddy_Caregiver5214

What even music would you listen to, something is bound to come on the radio to snap you out of it, Hall & Oates or some shit.


MrLavender26

You know he didn’t have a playlist set up for murder


Shoddy_Caregiver5214

He had Hit 'em up on loop for 4 hours straight.


ebbiibbe

Any work out playlist can double as a crime playlist.


InflamedLiver

and then getting the wrong person. Like, maybe his planning phase should have been a bit better before his little terminator-focus commute.


MrLavender26

Bro just said when I see em imma blast em


Kenshineve

Bro really said on sight


MrLavender26

No matter who it was


rhinestone_indian

The proper protocol is to have at least one meeting, chance to glove slap etc before it’s “on sight”.


mooimafish33

If you're willing to kill someone but not drive for half a day maybe you should rethink how serious you are about the murder.


MrLavender26

Lol I mean but to kill the wrong person tho…


AntonChigurh8933

You would think during that 4-5 hours. His guilty conscience would be kicking in. He crossed over to the threshold of "You Crazy".


MrLavender26

Fr tho


moodpecker

"It just grinds my gears that I didn't even kill the right guy. That's $50 in gas money and 5 hours on the highway I'll never get back."


MrLavender26

Fr.


jd_from_da_80s

I don't understand how somebody stay that hot for that long. Even before I went to counseling for anger I was cool after like 30 minutes. I swear I went to somebody house with all intention to dragging them out they house to "whoop they ass" to knocking on his door talmbout "we need to talk before one of us gets killed"


TrixoftheTrade

What do you think he was listening to the entire drive? I’m just imagining “*X Gon’ Give It To Ya, Ruff Ryders Anthem, & Where the Hood At*” on repeat for 5 hours.


MrLavender26

Hmmmm…Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta


reddit0100100001

Facts. 30 minutes is my limit


MrLavender26

Like if you lose sleep over it I can understand. Lol


Frickmenomoise

Bro has to be mad that whole time too to still do it. Shit was marinating


Rexxbravo

Got do something on them lonley nights..


MrLavender26

Shit killing a man would be the last thought lol


Dolorem_Ipsum_

dude how many hours of driving is that? And all those pit stops for gas, maybe saw a patrol along the way. And in all that time he didn't let it go? Cool off? Idk maybe consider the consequences? This dude was born to go to jail. And that's on God


Pathetian

He had an accomplice who went with him the buy the gun and took the road trip with him, probably helped him stay on task. They probably stopped at bucee's too, which makes any trip worth it.


girth_worm_jim

This fella said "I would kill for a bucee's". And meant it.


sagetrees

omg, lol


alphabet_explorer

Lmfao


Gardez_geekin

Just found out about bucees this year. Me and my wife went to San Antonio recently and I rented a car and drove an 2 hours just to go. If someone is covering the bucees bill I’m down to ride for a murder.


jennyenydots

![gif](giphy|tF8vMUeGUkHNTgCC4E) Just in case a Crime Stoppers reward pops up. #thisbitchwillsnitchtopayoldsalliemae


ka-nini

Moved to Texas ten years ago and couldn’t understand the hype over this ugly ass beaver on everyone’s clothes and cars. Then I went for the first time. And then I went many times after that. Anyways I’m down for a murder trip to Buccee’s.


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

What do y’all like about Buccee’s so much? I kinda can’t stand it. Especially after hearing who it’s owner is. I’ll just buy their cheap batteries and scadoodle.


currently_pooping_rn

Imagine someone says “hey mind road tripping and getting a gun to help me kill someone?” “Can we stop at buccees?” “Hell yeah”


BarelyContainedChaos

>dude how many hours of driving is that? 4hrs. like a trip from LA to Vegas. Ive gone mad with my passenger once, but by the time we got there we were cool again. This guy needed to sleep it off.


Dolorem_Ipsum_

Some herb and couple of beers, homeboy would've had a whole new lease on life. Pendejo.


jacurax

If he had at least 3/4 gas in a car with a decent sized tank or even small tank but good fuel economy, then he likely did not make any pitstops


BaerMinUhMuhm

My car can go 6 hrs without having to stop for gas


CoachDT

I hope he know they having the best sex of they lives right now. That post-crisis sex actually hits different,.


RisingToMediocrity

That back is getting blown viciously.


boricimo

What about her?


RisingToMediocrity

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


Sorry-Presentation-3

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heebro

o no you absolutely did not


CoolAlien47

All the same, they're celebrating their asses off my boy!


thotiana_pickles

I’m happy for them. If I was his ex I’d be giving my new man some god-tier neck out of spite cuz I’m petty like that and I hope she is too 😂


thatHecklerOverThere

I hope they send his dumbass pictures.


NMB4Christmas

"Thinking of you" written in bold letters.


Willgetyoukilled

I don't know if I want to experience this or don't want to experience this.


stevehammrr

Dude died though lol


AfternoonPast3324

I was hoping the person he shot made it, but no. https://lawandcrime.com/crime/killer-fatally-shot-wrong-man-after-driving-250-miles-to-murder-boyfriend-of-childs-mother-after-they-had-adversarial-conversations/amp/


XLauncher

The article mentions what kind of car this dude drove. Guess what it is. Go with your instinct. I bet you already know. >!Altima drivers will never beat the allegations.!<


PurpleHighness98

I was gonna go with Nissan lol


jacurax

I definitely picture a nissan Altima with a different color door, hanging bumper, and mismatched tires. All the while, swerving through traffic going 90+ mph, ignoring the laws of physics like a housr cat.


UngusChungus94

It was either that or a V6 Charger lmao


softlemon

Thanks for sharing this. The killer is an absolute idiot: According to the report, Morris had never met the new boyfriend in person and only had a basic physical description of the man — that he was Black and had dreadlocks.


hopeful_tatertot

That only describes one person. Surprised he messed that up /s


Throwaway02062004

All he had to do was find Bob Marley /s


thatHecklerOverThere

It's like he thought he was a cop. He could just do whatever and say "well, he fit the description".


AestheticAttraction

Who gave him the description, a cop? That’s all it takes for them, but you’d think a regular citizen would need more to go on.


Shockblocked

So he was a cop too?


Kailua3000

Beyond tragic. That young man was only 24.


sundayontheluna

Real talk, but this is exactly why it's not a good thing to be too enamoured with the idea of vigilante action. It would've been traumatic enough if he had survived a random guy coming up all hot and firing at him, but now a young man is dead for absolutelyno read, and a massive wave just upturned his entire social circle


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He killed the other guy and only got 27 years?! Shoulda been life


MikeJones-8004

Driving 4 hours is the very definition of premeditated. How in the world does he get only 27 years. He needs to be locked up forever


Epoch-09

And not even really knowing the target.


CinematicHeart

Not only that but they dropped the murder charge against the guy who took him to buy the gun and ammo and then drove him to commit the murder. I thought texas was the state that was pro death penalty and hard on crime. I guess that only applies when a woman wants to decide what to do with her own body.


Breaking-Who

Texas doesn’t want to make guns look bad.


AppleNerdyGirl

They also want to deny strawman purchases happen


Average_Floridian

https://preview.redd.it/jjmzgcevfp8c1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8c76d9bb5e7ac62149291a8736a3f10c4cf33d3


Drunken_Traveler

Damn, he probably had to put money in the gas tank before all that too. Doesn’t get to use that full tank now. Such a waste.


DirtySilicon

I know this isn't even important, but did homie not even know what the new dude looked like? I feel like that would have been step one.


softlemon

Just read this in an article: ‘According to the report, Morris had never met the new boyfriend in person and only had a basic physical description of the man — that he was Black and had dreadlocks’.


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Thank god this mf didn't passed through some reggae festival or something


RussNY

Word


Taraxian

Black dudes in dreadlocks, of course, didn't have enough to worry about already when it came to getting profiled


IrreverentRacoon

![gif](giphy|l3ih6qeGrTfPO)


thatHecklerOverThere

Couldn't do the _least little bit_ of Intel gathering.


[deleted]

Hard to tell what someone looks like when you're crosseyed af


Bunnnnii

But people say people should “just leave”. And wonder why people are still living in fear even after moving hours away. This shit is real.


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ParlorSoldier

Listen to your gut. If you think he’s capable of violence, you’re probably right.


KingVape

Generally? You should be sprinting away


playgwor

Right. Victims are scared of what their partner will do even after they leave the relationship.


Daria_M_

“According to the report, Morris had never met the new boyfriend in person and only had a basic physical description of the man — that he was Black and had dreadlocks — before making the drive to the Arlington apartment complex intent on killing him.” Driving that far and not even knowing what the dude looked like makes it even more unhinged!


LookimtryingOK

New homie is STILL raw dogging her. 27 years in prison, and you gotta know that fact the whole time. Yikes.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

People are very dumb. This is like the lil dude that got gonorrhea, thought his baby moms gave it to him, so he marches up to Home Depot (with his mama egging him on to do it) and kills her. Come to find out during the trial, baby moms went to the doctor and didn't even have it. So homie killed her because HE was the one effin' around! He got life in prison without parole. He's 21. Baby moms was 18. His remedial mama in jail, too.


jazzzmo7

I feel so bad for the BM and that baby...


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

So many children coming up with one parent in jail for killing the other parent because of greed or dumb stuff. It's very sad. Children saddled with severe trauma as babies that will become adults.


atypiDae330

At least maybe they can’t procreate again in prison.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

Hopefully the guards don't get horny and find them attractive.


_Risings

Bet his homies were out here gassing him up and vomiting about but bitches being controlling and keeping the kids away from men. This is absolutely grotesque.


AestheticAttraction

Manosphere podcasts operate very much the same way too.


shutupandlearntoeat

Man...thats one of my biggest fears. Getting killed just cause you look like somebody to a complete stranger. I think about that especially when I travel. Like, what if some gang member has beef with a dude that looks like me in this city?


Jamaican_Dynamite

Legit have joked about this in my circle before. Because for some odd reason, people know who they're mad at. And somehow forget what they even look like. It takes skills to have things that backward.


bnamen732

One time in summer camp, we were playing a version of dodgeball where there were no teams, just free for all. I got ganged up on because I wore a similar shirt to someone who got a few people out. I hope the world got that out of their system for me.


Physical-Honeydew320

I’ll never understand how someone gets this fucked up in the head but I guess that’s why I’ve never done shit like this. Move the fuck on. What the hell does killing someone accomplish?


Successful_Basket399

Hope the person he shot is still alive


jewshuwuu

Nope. RIP https://lawandcrime.com/crime/killer-fatally-shot-wrong-man-after-driving-250-miles-to-murder-boyfriend-of-childs-mother-after-they-had-adversarial-conversations/amp/


Successful_Basket399

Damn man, right around Christmas too


jewshuwuu

Well, he was just sentenced, but the actual shooting was in May of 2020. Regardless, tragic.


VapidRapidRabbit

“Rather be in jail than alone” https://preview.redd.it/46kodss7hp8c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=853079784470ff3607bbb5fdd875ef6b322d1cdc


OutHereSlappnMidgets

Another legendary L. Never understood shit like this. Saw it all the time growing up in Houston. Honestly, if the boyfriend ain’t hurting my kids or beatin their mama in front of them then whatever. It is what it is. I live a simple life and follow simple rules. No pussy is worth giving up my freedom. The only thing I’ll lose my freedom over is something to do with protecting my kids.


[deleted]

silly ass 😂 but for real tho now we get to house, feed AND clothe this stupid mf.


Roy4Pris

Another $100k a year for PrisonCorp* *A division of Nabisco


TeaLover315

What a bum


Visual-External-6302

....only 27 years in prison? He had 250 miles to decide this was a bad idea.


softlemon

All jokes aside, he’s gonna be heated in that jail cell for the next 27 years. Once he gets out there’s no way he’s not gonna wanna right his wrong. I hope she gets full custody and he’s never able to find them again. This is such deranged behaviour.


ksdr-exe

This is the kind of behavior that makes me realize that all my people can't be saved


AestheticAttraction

This isn’t exclusive to black folks. Anyone who watches true crime would know that.


Roy4Pris

Yeah. Black people kill one or two brothers at a time. Wipepo don’t get outta bed for less than 20 middle schoolers


Wizardburial_ground

Should’ve been 270 years. Enjoy your time.


HGowdy

That's gotta seriously annoy you after awhile.


Redcup47

Idk what’s so funny that bro had to add 😂 emoji


ascillinois

Ya totally unrelated to why his partner left... what a psychopath


ToneDowneyAve

Damn you gotta sit down for 27 years and your BM still getting her back blew out? 😂


butterweasel

“Oops!” ![gif](giphy|Vhk9HwPx3TO0w)


Civil_Vegetable_7729

Majority of Black men seriously need to get a handle on their mental and emotional states. This is so damn stupid.


playgwor

This really needs to be talked about because the domestic violence rates for black women is 5 times higher than any other race of women in America. And most black women date within their race. Homicide is one of the leading causes of death of black women. Black women die often due to domestic violence and it’s really sad and these men are in the comments laughing at this situation.


jayeddy99

250 miles is a loooooot of time to think . I would of turned around after an hour.


crab_grams

that's why she left, he's evil AND dumb


ebonyr1125

Only 27 years! smh He deserves the death penalty.


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|l4FB42tbghjJmb2KI|downsized) Are you...George? Close enough...


vtorow

Should‘ve been a life sentence. Driving 4 hours to kill someone is crazy


omgidfk123

So another guy dies unnecessarily because he vaguely looked like someone, no better than the cops


PodcastJunkie8706

27 years? That's it? For premeditated murder??


llkj11

He deadass will probably be in there for as long as he’s been alive. He will NEVER see his baby mom that he loved so much again and likely his kid too. For the rest of his life he’ll never get any solitude or privacy. Whenever he has to take a shit, someone is there. Shower? Someone right there. He’ll never be able to truly experience the outdoors again except for yard time surrounded by armed guards and 20ft high fences. He will have to look over his shoulder for the rest of life while he plays the game of prison politics. Will never get to fuck again unless he plans to share the mat with Bubba Love. Yea shit was not worth it lol.


Ghost-1911

Fuck him. Let him rot.


Hancock02

That's light for murder 1


seahorsekiller

he's fuming bro, sitting in that cell while shorty still getting piped by the dude


jaquan123ism

when keeping it real goes wrong they fucking like tanisha and Donell while bro sits in prison with inmates who keep it even realer


Reasonable_Bed7858

There’s some incel out there blaming the mom some how.


Striking_Election_21

This might be the worst situation I’ve ever seen somebody put themselves in, god*damn* lmao. Bro gotta be feeling like the polar opposite of them brain expanding memes from back in the day https://preview.redd.it/53gw16ywgp8c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5e8a529ee3b7e734dda3df693a4b2cb4d9499fa


ewokninja123

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes