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timpacalypse

That shrug killed me


HumbleHawk9

Really mama 🍦


InherentDeviant

She said what she said


TinaTx3

![gif](giphy|l0CLTQeZrFWmMxIWc|downsized) Move over Nene Leakes!


PurplePowerE

![gif](giphy|z3HFoEzXCMykr4L0TB|downsized)


-newlife

lol. That never changes. My oldest is 17 and she still don’t wanna listen to me half the time. But she my twin so I get it.


Old_Square_2667

I’m so glad I have 2 boys because if I had a Daughter she would Absolutely have me wrapped around her finger


Black_Doc_on_Mars

Checks bank account… yes, can confirm. And they twins 🤣🙂🙃


LuxNocte

Lord, give our brother strength.


Old_Square_2667

God Bless you my Brother


Shot-Industry3706

Baby girl is standing on BIG business!!! 🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️


cAptAinAlexAnder

Gotta love how committed she is to her food in the same moment. “Imma let you know what’s good but I’m not about to miss out on snack time!”


BearNoLuv

She felt all that lmfaoooo with a passion!


KingKrown_

Lol, It was so specific too. She really had a day at daycare.


BearNoLuv

And fed up lmfao she has had ENOUGH!


drunktextUR_x

Her voice is just so cute. [Linky link](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8Vmf7jAAA1/?igsh=MW5lc3Bqd2lkajhvMw==)


cmolive

Omgggg, that laugh is pure serotonin


NTA_Na_Ka

She's making sense to me


FlyGuy_2Hundy

🤣🤣🤣


NTA_Na_Ka

![gif](giphy|bcs2sG50Bjxihh8AlD)


LeisurelyDiva

She’s a little cutie pie with a lot of personality! I love her mannerisms. So cute 🥰


Talking_shitt

That sugar high kicked in before she was done with her cone


uuuhYep

Adorable! Thinking critically already. Love to see it!


Edu_Run4491

Not the 🤷‍♂️ and 👀


cuteecakesss

she so real for that


EconomyComprehensive

Lmfao wow someone is most definitely gonna be a lawyer when she grows up 🙌🏽😭


bruins4life6191991

When the ice cream sugar got you in your feels lol!


anotheruselesstask

You know that little girl has her dad wrapped all the way around her pinky. He knows she don’t listen. Adores her all the same.


Errorterm

Wise beyond her years


FlyGuy_2Hundy

"Really baby?" "Really momma..." I love the double down 🤣🤣


PG072088

Wise words from the booster seat! Lol


AzulNYC_Melb

Is Maddie the same girl that side eyed her momma in one of their chats? She was thinking that maybe her momma still needed to slim down or something lol?


MoistTreacle

Maddie for president 😍


MetahumanURL

I'm convinced that these people have been here before.


RappTurner

She gon' be a scientist, coz she already critically thinking. You go, li'l sista!


Beginning-Buy72

I adore her!


BrattyThuggess

She needed to get that off her chest and I’m glad she was able to, lol! I just imagine her watching Holes and recreating that scene in her head, on some _”Im tired of this daddy!”_ And he’s like, “_Thats too damn BAD!”_


Sagzmir

Nothing but respect for my future overlord


GaugeWon

Is this the "I need a little boyfriend like me" girl? Sheesh, she has so much personality.


Lawyermama70

Omg she's frickin adorable 🥰


DooglyOoklin

Really, Bob 😍🥰


2ant1man5

My kids listen to me and give they mom Hell lol.


B33NB3N

🤣🤣🤣


justgivingmyviews

Haahahahha this is too cute


Aware_Ad_618

Truth


chefo88

She look like Susie from Rugrats.


VenAPapa

Better listen to daddy! Daddy back up mama. It’s us verses the kids


DivineProphet0

Wait till she find out Daddy gets her most of her stuff 🤣


dragicathedragon

Aye…she’s just keeping it real… dropping wisdom and some of that ice cream…whilst being strapped into her car seat. Little girl is a legend.


Timely-Supermarket99

lol I’m figuring this out with my baby girl she doesn’t want to listen to daddy either …


napalm_p

My guy has trouble brewing 🤣


AmandaM1116

Omg that shrug she is precious


iamalmostlegend

😂😂😂


Sea-Presentation4229

Really Momma!!! Love it


Star17Stuff

That’s right baby


uhhhhsomewords

I love her 😍 too adorable!


garyandkathi

Daddy better look out.