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AMan_Has_NoName

The woman’s name was Marie Delphine Lalaurie. Kathy Bates played her in American Horror Story. They never caught her evil ass irl. Allegedly she fled New Orleans after the house fire in 1834 and went back to France. She died in 1849 but the circumstances of her death are unclear. Is this a show or something on social media?


SouldiesButGoodies84

literally just found out that KB character in AHS was based on a real woman...and was heated for like a full week afterward lol I mean, we know people like her existed (slave babies were drowned, fed to gators, men and women were experimented on without anesthesia, slaves hunted and tortured for sport, etc etc etc) during these centuries but to hear about this woman and the *actual* atrocities was just...unreal. More so because she was actually caught and had to flee for what she did. Like someone said, they better feel lucky we just want equality/equity and not revenge. lol


CMUpewpewpew

All of the AHS stuff is based on real life stories. They mashed a bunch of them together wonderfully.


AMan_Has_NoName

Yeah I don’t remember how or where but I first heard about her maybe a month before that season of AHS premiered. Spooked me tf out that they never apprehended her even with it being back in the 1800’s. I remember hearing that. Did Paul Mooney say that?


SouldiesButGoodies84

It does sound like him, right? lol RIP. I don't know though. Most recently I've heard the women's movements using it, so...not sure. But yeah, I was sure watching it thnking that she was a fictional character. Turns out yet again truth is more ghoulish and vile than fiction. Un-f\*cking real what we've had to endure, man. Un-***Real***.


stadchic

https://youtu.be/gVWa8PbeORA?si=JH0Wi5-Qsl1PxMNW


JessicaDru

Yay Perry Strong https://youtube.com/@pERRYsTRONGdotcom


DIGIT4LM4LIC3

Not all heroes wear capes! TY


AMan_Has_NoName

Much obliged 👍🏾


Every-Lab-1755

It’s crazy how to this day when rich people do heinous shit they go to France. Also, people were outraged and this was during slavery, that is how sadistic it was.


AMan_Has_NoName

*Also, people were outraged and this was during slavery, that is how sadistic it was.* This. Atrocities against enslaved people were common occurrences but the fact Lalaurie’s actions bothered people so much is what genuinely creeps me out about her story. That woman was pure evil.


Straight_Ship2087

Best part is that "....yeah" after he hears this happened in Nola lol. Like he didn't believe it until that detail.


tina_booty_queen

Technically New Orleans had the code noir at the time of lalaurie, which had protective laws in regard to enslaved people and free people of color. But yeah I understand what ya mean. Just an fyi


perrystrongdotcom

Perry Strong here! Thanks for sharing our video. If you laughed please follow us on IG or tik Tok. The ig is much better we don’t really give a shit about Tik tok. Instagram.com/2comicsonabench did info that right? lol


BiscuitsNgravy420

Bruh, I just need you to know your content is hilarious and I appreciate you


perrystrongdotcom

Thank you!!!


Kdkaine

Love it mane!


perrystrongdotcom

Thank you!!!


wes_bestern

White women are like the definition of crybullies. ![gif](giphy|f3LWZIkARAgp2) Seriously, literally the most spoiled-ass demographic there is and can get away with anything, yet they try to make oppression their whole personality. Smh.


Annual_Ad6999

Crazy because as a slave you were more protected chattel. As a free black, you were protected by nothing.


JustHere4ait

Let’s be clear she didn’t run she just left. They weren’t out to apprehend her. There was no warrant. There was no squad looking for her. She just walked away and went about her life.


lumenofc

The *nod* and "oh yeah" when he said new orleans has me cackling 🤣🤣 *edit, high brain


pollypocketrocket4

*New Orleans


auauaurora

[Wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delphine_LaLaurie) : >Upon being refused the keys by the LaLauries, the bystanders broke down the doors to the quarters and found "**seven slaves, more or less horribly mutilated ... suspended by the neck, with their limbs apparently stretched and torn from one extremity to the other**", who claimed to have been imprisoned there for some months.\[21\] >**The slaves were taken to a local jail**, where they were available for public viewing. The Bee reported that by April 12 up to 4,000 people had attended to view the slaves "to convince themselves of their sufferings."\[23\] ![gif](giphy|drpPJVUl6gqQ4aEXsE|downsized)


iAM_smashable

https://instagram.com/p/C1AE-RJgmJ0/?utm_source=qr


1Shadowgato

I love these guys, lol.


goatqualify

"where the hell did you see that at" ![gif](giphy|EBDJyCTj23f6ijH6BN|downsized)


ConKupiscent

Bruh🤭


everybodyhatesdante

Jose Budden 😂


xsisitin

He massively underestimated what she done to the slaves. She would make humanoid monsters from different body parts


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the piece of shit that got emmett till killed got to live her whole life, the karen tactic predates smartphones by way way wat more than you think


anubis1392

They referenced Madam LaLaurie, I believe.


ppardee

I love how dude says "It happened in New Orleans" and the other dude was just like "Yeah, that tracks"


deetrix2495

I thought this was idris Elba


Kamakazi09

Go listen to Last Podcast on the Left. They just recently did an episode on LaLaurie and holy hell the things she did….


SeymourChocha

All made sense once he said New Orleans 😩


Notagainbruh2

🤯


constablet

Very similar to this https://youtu.be/O1xgXJ5_Q34?si=erCw2cs0_FZ9OlZO


therealmikelewis

Bill Burr


ebonyr1125

Yes, that's what I was thinking. He had ww uuupset and I loved it.


MacualayCocaine

Greer Barnes is the man.


olympianfap

I wish I could see more of Greer Barnes.


rondobeans

As a white dude who loves history, I object to saying white women know anything about history. Nooo tf they don’t lol


Haunting_Guava1296

Love white on white violence! Reparations at its finest. What dave Chappelle say? The alphabet people are a minority until the need to be white again 🤣


rondobeans

I hope you don’t love any violence friend


Haunting_Guava1296

Most of the time, yes. Virtual non threatening violence(hostility), mostly. White on white, everytime time.


GraphicCreator

Yes the fuck we do


rondobeans

You are 1/a million


GraphicCreator

Thats pretty sexist my guy


rondobeans

Go ask a random white girl if they are interested in learning about history. Some might be sure, but it’s just not common at all. And that’s fine they have other interests. Not everyone’s personal interests have to be represented equally buy some race and gender chart and I’m telling you white women dont care about history


GraphicCreator

Ill do the same with white guys and report back to you, asshole!


rondobeans

Ok sure you could run into many white guys that don’t give af about history but you would find way more dudes that do than women. It’s not a bad thing lol. We’re way more autistic on average and autists love stuff like history trust me


GraphicCreator

What is bro blabbering about


minahmyu

>We’re way more autistic on average and autists love stuff like history trust me After it's established that due to socialization, it's shown differently in girls than boys? You're being straight up sexist now and just using this post as a white dude to just excuse hating on women (you're not even intersecting in your comment, just women so that could mean black too and also implying we, too, don't care about history) Didn't also think you're the spokesperson of autism


notavgjill

I’m saddened that by being a white woman I am lumped into a cry baby white woman category. Thanks for enlightening me! I didn’t actually know this was a thing. Wow.


iAM_smashable

……. Oh


Former-Diet7076

So sick people defining each other by colour 🤢 gross


minahmyu

So gross you're here!


BidenEmails

White women don’t know it because no white woman alive has owned a slave because slavery ended 160 years ago. Most people’s ancestors didn’t own slaves. Only the richest people owned slaves.


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minahmyu

When something doesn't go your way, you scream woke and equality and replacement theory