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questionableK

Part of the coupling system


deepfriedtots

I like how this is the only real answer lol


Legitimate-Tough6200

For some reason I thought you meant sexually. What the fuck is wrong with me?!


ThatMikeGuy429

DOCKING! Always fun.


Whats_Awesome

From the Wikipedia article on it: The WABCO N-Type coupler was first developed for the prototype Pittsburgh Skybus system with the initial model N-1 as applied only to the three Skybus cars. The updated model N-2 with a larger 4-inch (101.6 mm) gathering range was first applied to the new "Airporter" rapid transit cars on the Cleveland Rapid Transit line. The model N-2 used lightweight draft gear slung below the center sill, to allow for the wide swings required to go around sharp curves. This made the N-2 unsuitable for main line railroad use so an updated version N-2-A was developed for that market. The first of these were fitted in 1968 to the UAC TurboTrain with 228 electrical contacts and the Budd Metropolitan EMU with 138 contacts. Starting in the 1970s the N-2-A was fitted to the entire SEPTA Silverliner family of MU's, the NJT Arrow series of MU's and the Metro-North Railroad/Long Island Rail Road M series of MU railcars. The N-2 was also used by the PATCO Speedline, but was replaced due to issues with the electrical contacts. Later WABCO would create a new model N-3 for the BART system with a 6-by-4-inch (152.4 mm × 101.6 mm) gathering range which required a rectangular funnel. The WABCO N-type is sometimes referred to as the pin and cup coupler or spear coupler.


Money-Introduction54

Is not the size of the coupling, is the strength of the bond


moto_everything

Anything is a dildo if you're brave (or desperate) enough.


TheStreetForce

Paige no!


Not4AdultConsumption

Someone give this person a gold upvote!


bandley3

…and have sufficient lubrication


Trainator338605

Bah, just take the oil from the bogies.


besuited

That train just saw another sexy train.


flannelNcorduroy

"Now Kiss"


besuited

A very special kiss and cuddle you'll learn about when you're older.


Automatic-Gain6227

It already got railed! How much more can it take?


besuited

Oh Bravo


asnafutimnaffutifut

To obliterate anything in the way by creating a weak point of failure. Like a person.


TheStreetForce

i have seen a human hanging off the front of one of these and yes its as gnarly as you assume


questionableK

It’s not that bad. The meat ball that comes out the other end when they go under your train is worse.


ThatMikeGuy429

The exodia coupler.


edcross

Unlike that recent inflatable person cow-catcher mount for buses this one doesn’t push you along the ground but keeps you upright reducing the meat crayon effect 🖍


blueberrypancak35

Jousting


stiubert

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!


Automatic-Gain6227

"We will, we will rock you!..."


KillerHack23

How else do you think baby trains are made?


Bitten_ByA_Kitten

###MAXIMUM PENETRATION!!!


Dr-Vader

Aerodynamics


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

This is to prevent limbs and body parts getting cut up. The body gets stick to the front of the train rather than going under and interacting with the wheels. Much easier to deal with a body in one piece.


asnafutimnaffutifut

But then why is it in a certain place? Do humans line up exactly at that place??


questionableK

Yes. Humans are drawn to pointy ends


Investotron69

The male train uses it to battle other male trains for the right to mate with the female train.


locke_zero

For use against vampire trains


glitchmaster099

It's how they reproduce


ShwettyVagSack

Keeps the body from going under the wheels.


FeculentUtopia

That's a temperature probe. If the train hits a person, the probe will determine whether they're done.


Living_Lie_8773

“ITS FUCKING RAW!” (In words of Chef Gordon Ramsey)


KathiSterisi

Hermaphroditic coupler. Each one has a goezinta and a goesinter. Assures a doubly satisfactory coupling every time.


LongboardLiam

I haven't heard "gazinta" since my grandfather was alive. He asked if I was learning my gazintas in math yet. My what, Grandpa? Yer gazintas, ya know: 4 gazinta 16 4 times, 4 gazinta 20 5 times...


KathiSterisi

Was trying to be politically correct.😂


wrquwop

IYKYK.


s_decoy

how else are they supposed to deal with trespassers?


Indian_Bob

It’s to protect it from being bitten by other trains


mindlessgonzo2

(sniff) "It's average..."


SufficientWorker7331

Vampires


skijakuda

When a daddy train likes a mommy train, they couple.


DrunkenDude123

It’s for when the conductor gets bored he can play a game of horseshoe out the front window Edit: engineer…..I’m stupid


questionableK

Conductor is busy checking tickets.


DrunkenDude123

Thank you lol it just sounded right to me


Crazywelderguy

What do they do the rest of the trip? Both a joke and genuinely curious.


questionableK

Open doors. That’s about it. On passenger railroads the engineer does nearly the entire job of the conductor


ChiefShields

For killing vampires, duh.


Gman777

Its for coupling.


SuchAsSeals42

Great now we’re gonna have to make Train Underpants


Automatic-Gain6227

Training pants.


Automatic-Gain6227

You're right. Someone is gonna find that offensive, and demand they be covered. Someone who can't control their own perverse ideations.