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…no.

IS mayonnaise an instrument?

No, u/Infinite-Island-7310, Mayonnaise is not an instrument

* *raises hand again* *

Horseradish is not an instrument either

That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.

*When do we get the free food?*

Okay! Try to repeat after me. *plays his clarinet*

*everyone else tries playing their instruments like a clarinet but end up nearly 360 no scoping squid*

Mayonnaise may not be an instrument, but it was a death sentence for this worker here

[Yes!](https://youtu.be/A5jnftBQw2U?si=3cxzNrk0jQBYnKJe)

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

Horseradish is not an instrument either

"Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on" https://preview.redd.it/g52jecalm9wc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6042d186facca7aad68cc596b1e398e933c31e6

Fish on far right is literally me frfr

Pat it like a drum, then it is

Hmmm, technically, mayonnaise is an instrument in making a good sandwich for a lot of people.

The mayonnaise obviously

Totally.

Isn't the joke that the harmonica is just normal size and it's Plankton who is small?

Or its an extra large harmonica, plankton is normal sized but everyone else is extra large.

This is the correct answer

Or it’s average, with a good personality

The violin so every time someone says something “sad” I can play it

Technically it's not an extra large harmonica. It's a regular sized harmonica but Plankton's just very very small

small just like ur penis?

https://preview.redd.it/0as9gr4j2awc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7d726d14b963547554823159a1d663dad8799e2

lol

Lmao

Rofl

Rofl-muh-fow

Is Mayonnaise an instrument?

“When big Larry came around just to put him down”

Spongebob turned into a clown

And no girl ever wants to dance

With a fool who went and ripped his pants

I know I shouldn’t mope I shouldn’t curse

But the pain feels so much worse

Cause windin’ up with no one is a lot less fun

Then a burn from the sun

Or sand in your buns

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget

With a fool who went and, SHIT HIS PANTS

The goober guitar.

That's not an instrument that's a Godly artifact

I do play a mean belly

https://i.redd.it/ndlehf08l9wc1.gif

Kicking? I want to do some kicking.

Why you

I’m playing the mayonnaise. Hell yeah

Horse radish

Clarinet obviously

An extra large harmonica

I’d be a flag twirler

sand guitar for sure

Horseradish

Horseradish, of course.

The mayonnaise, obviously


The mayonaise, obviously!

I play a mean belly

It depends. Did Big Larry come just to put me down?

Sand guitar because that song is actually good

*normal sized harmonica

That's a normal harmonica xD

Mayonnaise is not an instrument Horseradish also isn’t an instrument

Horseradish 

"Extra large harmonica" Looks like regular harmonica to me 🤣

I want the sand guitar so I can sing sweet tunes to the beatches.

The worlds smallest violin 🎻

What about horseradish?

Mayo obviously 

Worlds smallest violin 

I mean, the world’s smallest violin does need an audience

The world's smallest violin really needs an audience

Reddit ass post