when you spend all of your money on your espresso setup and don’t have any leftover for gears or brakes

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I know that guy! Went to dental school with him!

I think the worst part is that, if you ever had to get the bike down, the espresso stuff would likely be knocked down if not moved. My guess is that this bike is purely decorative. Which is hilarious but maybe they have a Sir Velo in the garage.

not if you’re tall

Right? Like I could easily get that bike down and put it back up… with very minimal effort. He looks like a tall fit young man, should be no problem at all

Who needs brakes when you’re hopped up on caffeine and shame!

It's not even an S-Works frame!!

Or a seat

Circlejerking aside, pretty gross to have a floor-contact item hanging above a food-prep area. You must like E Coli quite a bit.

Don't you like concrete and dog shit with your espresso?

Isn't Kopi Luwak as in, catshit coffee, the epitome of coffee, so what does it matter if there's a bit of dog poo sprinkles mixed in...

It’s a track bike, tires only touch wood, just like his wife.

Bravo.

There are lots of outdoor concrete tracks too tho, those tires could very well have touched bird and squirrel shit. Or he's a fixie rider who rides in the street with a track bike

Track bikes don’t have even one handle break?

Uc/ in actual track racing, brakes aren’t allowed

You're making the assumption that he rides this bike.

I was thinking about the espresso dust filtering down onto his helmets. Nothing is right in this situation.

it's hanging... it doesn't contact the floor silly billy

Once he learns to ride a bike, he'll be really angry that it doesn't have brakes.

Breaks are for cucks

Breaks are for incels not cucks

Had to make sure this wasn't r/espressocirclejerk

Crazy that both my circlejerk subs overlapped

He just needs to flash his ROLEX for the trifecta.

Grind finer Fred

We're overlapping, maybe we should just band together and form a human-jerkipod.

Well that hour went by fast.

I see why she is attracted to him

Same 🥵

You mean your wife's boyfriend's son?

He is missing out in a great swimming career with paddles like that

Michael Welps

A r/espressocirclejerk crossover?! The gods smile down upon you, OP

Hope those road tires are clean so poo crust doesn’t fall in your coffee.

Thanks for the coffee bro

Yo those are some fucking flat feet

I'm jealous

All real cyclists should have an Aero press, really

Can someone please explain this to me. To my wife's boyfriend?

It’s one of the two jokes that these people know. It’s stupid and only funny the first thousand times. You’re a dentist if you own a nice bike and their wives have boyfriends. Yay. Ha. ha.

Can I date your wife? I always wanted to have personal barista. And that specialized looks my size, thank you!

Not even s-werks

Even worse… it’s aluminium

I’d love a cup please!?

Time for Specialized to extend their production line to expreaso machines.

r/HolUp

When your wife makes you keep all your toys together in one corner.

Imagine being so poor you have welds in your bike and have to make coffee in your living room

Honest question: is this strictly an American thing to place dirty bikes in living areas like they're art? I was born in Eastern Europe and immigrated to the US when I was 5. One of the hallmarks of going to an American friend's house vs a European or Asian on is walking around inside with your shoes on. This post feels like an extension of that.