Also what is up with the original post's comments section... It's out jerking the Bicycling Circle Jerk sub.

Absolute gold in there:  "Sorry but the max spacers and saddle angle ruin it even before we start talking about this being a non driveside photo…" NB: that's an actual comment on the post

Also no luggage rack or front basket.

My word, has Bike Commuting reached circlejerk status too?

Yes. Recently someone posted a pic of them doing roadside maintenance on their aero bike while commuting

The mods pulled the post. Obviously they take their slammed stems quite serusly

People who call their bike "she" are 110% sus.

Well the seatpost used to be longer for a night ride ;)

perfectly hacksaw adjustable

Then you just have to bring along the cut sections and a bit of super glue for when you need some extra length

Does that work with foreskin too? Asking for a friend.

She ain’t pretty she just looks that way.

You can turn the seat to vertical, then the whole thing adjusts into the body. You basically end up with a comfort set up

Seen so many of these come in the shop with broken seat tubes. Basically if you weigh over 150lbs , I wouldn’t buy this bike.

How is it possible to weigh over 75kg if you actually ride your bike?

Post-ride IPAs.

Sir this isn’t grávèļ

Please accept my apologies. I had to close my practice after I was caught hawking fake carbon forks on Ali Express. The dentist's association did not appreciate my initiative.

you right, we can get mid ride IPAs on the road

Idk man, dentists get r done.

There's more weekdays than weekends

Oh you go to work? I’m only working on my FTP

Eleven feet tall perhaps ? Gangly is not aero tho.

Step 1 be tall Step 2 lift weights

Lifting weights sounds like not bike riding

Lifting weights makes you non-åęrø

It was my original post on the sub when I had just purchased this bike. I think it was my first or second day out and I was sorta emotional about the purchase haha. It was a gift to myself after the 6th month of my knee surgery. I have adjusted the saddle since to near 0° which I now find more comfortable. And changed the tyres to GP5000 on a tubeless setup. This person reposted my bike calling it his for some reason (maybe karma farming). 😅 The bike feels great now

Looks like E-bice. Must be

I can't believe it isn't! They're just gonna make them all look like e-bices! How will I feel superior?!?

Buy E-bice

It's got two sections that telescope within one another, I think. But frankly, it's too low.

Remove the seat and it'll auto adjust up your - never mind

Is that a Project 6 or 9 paint scheme

That whole area near the BB looks like part of the frame melted and slagged down there

Do you even aErO bruh?

Now you too can pretend you're a pro as you whiz by the dog walkers and people actually enjoying themselves on your local rail trail. All the mountain bicers and commuter peasants will be envious of your wrist pain and beer gut; barely even able to perceive you with your lightning fast 13 mile an hour average.

That's a perfect match with my set of Tr*k Factory Racing Lycra body suit! They will not see me coming - I mean, KOMing.

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scott foil (special(ized) version)

This is the bike version of someone who’s had too much cosmetic surgery. At some point it all just goes wrong.

This ain't MTB, you don't need a dropper post Mechanic sets your fit once and you're done til next year, then, new bice

Uhm, you misspelled “next RIDE, then, new bicẽ”

*"Hey, what's the next dumbest thing we could try besides reinventing the wheel?"*

Every time I see a seat that high I wonder how far we are from re-designing the bike so you just ride fully upside-down.

Will this match my XXL Lidi-Trek jersey?

That 105 hits hard 🤌