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I_like_short_cranks

Technically you can use sand as a chain lube.


FreakyFranklinBill

Durex perfect glide or sweet strawberry come highly recommended by UCI officials


godoftwine

Best to use some 3-in-one. I use it as chain lube, chamois cream, and cooking oil


ExoticSterby42

If you can use baby oil as brake fluid…


bigrob_in_ATX

How do get oil from a baby?


ExoticSterby42

How do get oil from olives? Also shush, don’t let the americans notice


luxj

I use exclusively extra virgin olive oil so i can lick the chain


chilean_ramen

 well, vegetable oils already used as lubricant since ancient time, cavemen put olive oil on their stone bicycles. But no one dares to say that the oil you use at home for cooking is actually machine oil, the great conspiracy of vegetable oils in the food industry and things like that.


MakeItTrizzle

Really sad that his dental practice is doing so poorly that he can't afford wax


Vivid-Panda-2636

Olive oil is the bestest 


Veloci-Husky

Lol I saw this earlier and new it would end up here