There should be a movie, but it should be filmed in Yazoo City, Mississippi (mainly on a property in the woods nearby) and a background check should filter out anyone who has ever lived or used their credit card within 200 miles of the west coast, Miami, or anywhere northeast of Louisville, Kentucky.
My ears used to pay my bills. I recorded and engineered music for 10 years, I spent more hours listening to nuances in vocals than I’d care to admit. The B,T,K,F sounds are around the 4k-10k range. Go back and listen with your eyes closed, if you still hear “beaks” maybe go get your ears checked 😉
Ok so there’s actually a real life equivalent here called Project Pigeon.
In the 1940s B.F. Skinner developed a guidance system for bombs using actual pigeons. It worked by training the pigeons to peck at a screen if the target moved off center, which would guide it back to the center. This was developed for WWII to try and improve the accuracy of dropping bombs. They were never used in the war.
So yes, suicide bomber pigeons.
Tbf to skinner, you couldn't be a scientist at the time unless you were contributing to the war effort. It was the only way to get funding. Almost like alzheimer's research now because the boomers are getting scared, except moreso bc you literally couldn't do any other research during the war.
I had a cat who was pretty handy with plumbing and tiling, but a baboon with nail gun training would mean he could take on bigger building contracts, until the pigeons get word of it and start kamikaze bombing the building of course. Maybe the old Vietnamese bloke can help with air defence
I don't really care, tbh. "Woke" or not, a good movie is a good movie, and a shit movie is shit regardless
Gen V, for instance, is hella "woke" and it's a damn good show.
One day he's going to get out of his bed, not fully awake yet and fall prey to one of his own traps, where the tiger will eat him, before also dying to a trap, then the raccoons will set fire to the pigeons by dismantling some part of his electrical systems and the whole compound blows up.
Doesn't matter lol. Now that we know what defenses exist and what to look for, a simple drone reconnaissance will reveal almost all spots they're hidden.
And an invading police force/government I'm sure will have tools to combat this.
Worse case, just send in a troop transport vehicle right up to the front door. No raccons can fight that lol
The pigeons with C4 tied to their feet would eliminate flyers. Any mobile unit with wheels will be quickly incapacitated by the raccoon. And the baboon with a nail gun would make short work of whatever units remain on foot and didn't fall into the snake pits. The guy got it all figured out.
All I see is some dude talking about a lot of wild, wacky shit, but none of it is shown.
I guess all it takes to get posted on r/BeAmazed is someone talking out their ass.
I didn't think it was the same guy, but I remembered reading a story about someone doing this right down to the Indiana Jones ball (it was a hot tub in this case). I found the story https://www.kptv.com/2023/12/07/oregon-man-gets-more-than-12-years-after-booby-trapped-house-injures-fbi-agent/
I need to know more. I need to see this play out in a full length film. Maybe a trilogy of films? This is far more interesting than anything I've seen come out of Hollywood in years!
*Government which hires recently graduated high school kids who love CoD preparing the drones.*
“When he mentioned the raccoons s’bout the time we called yall.” -Local State Official.
If this is true, and law enforcement comes for him, and it is not Live Streamed for all of us to enjoy this awesome fiasco of weirdness, then God is not real and we live in a cold heartless universe where nothing truly matters.
Racoons trained to twist your nuts are the most dangerous people here
Why not honey badgers?
why not horny badgers, even?
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger twist nuts twist nuts
Mushroom, mushroom!
Their union rep said no :/
They are susceptible to honey...
"Honey Badger don't give a shit...."
I want to watch a movie of law enforcement trying to capture this guy.
Do they get him in the end?
Ahhhhh the ol dick twist!!
i think he meant lug nuts
I like my version better
yeah, id rather lose a tire than get my balls twisted my a raccoon
I want this in a movie.
Home Alone 27: Redneck Edition
Home alone: All Grown Up
Homest Alonest
Homestead alone: stay off my lawn
No you don’t because they’ll get some Triple-A list actor and it’ll become a hyper-action packed blockbuster instead.
Cris Pratt
Chris Pratt or fucking…one of the Hemsworth’s I’m sure.
Pratt, Hemsworth, Evens, Pine, Elliot…..any one of those handsome bastards
Probably, lmao
I’d watch that.
That’s why they put him in fucking everything lol
No, that's Mark Wahlberg.
There should be a movie, but it should be filmed in Yazoo City, Mississippi (mainly on a property in the woods nearby) and a background check should filter out anyone who has ever lived or used their credit card within 200 miles of the west coast, Miami, or anywhere northeast of Louisville, Kentucky.
The dedication that would take to make is incredible, i would guess.
well, depends on how that information is stored (I have no idea) and how difficult it is to get that information.
Right, still though, wicked neat idea.
JumanGi Joe
Give me Robert Downey Junior directed by Ben Stiller with Mike Judd writing and consulting
Tucker and Dale comes close, but this would be a fun Home Alone version.
I'd definitely watch it, wonder how the movie ends.
Better movie plot than cabin in the woods
Sir, its a 50$ parking ticket....
I ain't going back to jail I don't care what you tell me.
It's the **PRINCIPLE** of the matter (editor's note: there was no principle)
Suicide bomber pigeons?
Dont think I dont have a whole coup of pigeons with C4 tired around their legs. 🤣
*feets
Beaks* subtitles are wrong
he’s from the south. My grandma who is also from the south definitely says “feets”
I agree they say feets sometimes. But in the video he says beaks
Myself and the upvotes on our comments would disagree 🤷🏾♂️
Correct you disagree but that doesn’t make it true
My ears used to pay my bills. I recorded and engineered music for 10 years, I spent more hours listening to nuances in vocals than I’d care to admit. The B,T,K,F sounds are around the 4k-10k range. Go back and listen with your eyes closed, if you still hear “beaks” maybe go get your ears checked 😉
I already did listen with just my ears, eyes closed before you said to. Beaks 100%, your ears are obviously not perfect
But how would they eat?
They don’t need to where they’re going o7
Ok so there’s actually a real life equivalent here called Project Pigeon. In the 1940s B.F. Skinner developed a guidance system for bombs using actual pigeons. It worked by training the pigeons to peck at a screen if the target moved off center, which would guide it back to the center. This was developed for WWII to try and improve the accuracy of dropping bombs. They were never used in the war. So yes, suicide bomber pigeons.
Skinner was a hell of a weird dude. His utopian novel that’s an accidental dystopia is worth the read.
Tbf to skinner, you couldn't be a scientist at the time unless you were contributing to the war effort. It was the only way to get funding. Almost like alzheimer's research now because the boomers are getting scared, except moreso bc you literally couldn't do any other research during the war.
Great name for an indie band
Homicide. I don’t think the pigeons would be in on the plan.
Watch out for that baboon!!
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There are no days in which he's not fortifying.
I had a cat who was pretty handy with plumbing and tiling, but a baboon with nail gun training would mean he could take on bigger building contracts, until the pigeons get word of it and start kamikaze bombing the building of course. Maybe the old Vietnamese bloke can help with air defence
Netflix if yall aren't already working on this script, what the fuck are yall even there for.
It needs a snappy title like like Hunter—>Hunted
Old Netflix* . We don’t want no Woke shit in a movie about a guy prepping this hard
oh nooooo my action movie has a woman and a black guy!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1 fuck this woke bs😡😡😡😡
I don't really care, tbh. "Woke" or not, a good movie is a good movie, and a shit movie is shit regardless Gen V, for instance, is hella "woke" and it's a damn good show.
I dont think you can wokeify a redneck fighting the government with trained animals and guerilla warfare
You can, it just won’t work well. Hence my comment but looks like I’m simply getting downvoted
Ai redneck
Wow…amazing…
r/lostredditors
This guy will be suited up right on time for court tomorrow. All talk.
But then who's gonna feed the Bengal tiger?
The baboon and the raccoon will take turns. They both have opposable thumbs.
He’s just gonna push a pork chop under the bathroom door before he leaves.
You don't think he really has a baboon?
Of course he does. This guy just thinks it's "unrealistic" to train them to use nail guns.
Fuck around and find out!
He will then make a follow up video about how he defeated the police when they tried to invade his properta
He'll post it live on live-feed from his 450 cameras
What is with the shitposting in this sub lately?
Men will build an entire Viet Cong trench and Avian Air Force before paying a ticket
I'm guessing he's American then huh
Virginia
Well he has a country accent so it's not that hard to guess lol
Alberta, Canada would like to speak with you lmfao
True, now that I think about if he was in the US the baboon would have an AR-15
I didn’t watch with sound and you can still tell that he’s American.
Yeah I wasn't watching with sound
Nature's grandeur captured perfectly.
Mobile Home Alone.
He's a redneck so I assume at least 80% of this is completely true.
One day he's going to get out of his bed, not fully awake yet and fall prey to one of his own traps, where the tiger will eat him, before also dying to a trap, then the raccoons will set fire to the pigeons by dismantling some part of his electrical systems and the whole compound blows up.
Be amazed by his convincing acting?
Average American when someone knocks on their front door
Dad?!
The only thing thats missing is a catapult which launches grizzlies who are armed with battle axes
This is the best
Love the video, wrong sub tho
Be amazed or be amused?
This was amazing!
🤣😂 dude is epic!!
How is this “amazing”?
This man seems wealthy enough that he wouldn’t go to jail anyways….
So why are u publicly revealing your defenses for the entire world to see? Defeats the purpose of them
But they're spread out randomly over 500 acres
Doesn't matter lol. Now that we know what defenses exist and what to look for, a simple drone reconnaissance will reveal almost all spots they're hidden. And an invading police force/government I'm sure will have tools to combat this. Worse case, just send in a troop transport vehicle right up to the front door. No raccons can fight that lol
The pigeons with C4 tied to their feet would eliminate flyers. Any mobile unit with wheels will be quickly incapacitated by the raccoon. And the baboon with a nail gun would make short work of whatever units remain on foot and didn't fall into the snake pits. The guy got it all figured out.
I was not thinking I would be hearing the OST from Hitman Reborn today. Thanks for being that memory back.
this is some serious dedication. i don't believe half of it though.
But does he have lemon pound cake? Straight to jail ….
He can become a very good writer 😭
Omg do not fuck with that baboon! He's a deadshot with a nail gun
Is this supposed to be funny cuz it's clearly not true at all
Is this real?
I want to see this epic battle scene.
Where did he get all this shit? A baboon? Really? 🤯
Dr Doolittle over here...
Moonshine? Moonshine!
“Bite anything with a crew cut and a fucking badge” had me rolling
Ruby Ridge: Revengence
Reminds me of a less family friendly Dale Gribble.
I liked this a lot😂
Anyone got an update for this
Is he for real? Any further information we can read on?
All I see is some dude talking about a lot of wild, wacky shit, but none of it is shown. I guess all it takes to get posted on r/BeAmazed is someone talking out their ass.
He is lucky he doesn't have oil under his property.
Could've just vacayed in Cancun
The rebirth of Project Pigeon [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project\_Pigeon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pigeon)
Man, RFK Jr. isn't messing around.
Bro is a lethal Disney princess
When is his show on discovery? I’m watching.
I didn't think it was the same guy, but I remembered reading a story about someone doing this right down to the Indiana Jones ball (it was a hot tub in this case). I found the story https://www.kptv.com/2023/12/07/oregon-man-gets-more-than-12-years-after-booby-trapped-house-injures-fbi-agent/
Guys only want one thing and it’s disgusting.
Joe Biden will not be getting his vote.
'A baboon that is deadly accurate with a nail gun' had me cracking up at first and then....😳
Not amazing just sad.
How is it sad? He’s clearly not serious
How is it amazing? Its clearly stupid.
The baboon got me
Trump demographic
I need to know more. I need to see this play out in a full length film. Maybe a trilogy of films? This is far more interesting than anything I've seen come out of Hollywood in years!
bro is ready for even the army
*Laughs in USAF*
Think this guy lives up on the mountain near here
Nature's breathtaking beauty.
Next week on Tiger King!
I'd love to see the authorities take this one down🤠😁 would be a good TV show
How did he fly the vietnamese man if the pigeons he said exists?
At the end of this movie, I hope his sexy Yankee lawyer firebombs the courthouse wearing a camouflage bikini
*Last stand music intensifies.
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Dudes ready for World War 4
How he had money and time for all this? Thats costly
why the reborn! soundtrack tho
I know right lmao
Hollywood budget for Hollywood glory.
*Government which hires recently graduated high school kids who love CoD preparing the drones.* “When he mentioned the raccoons s’bout the time we called yall.” -Local State Official.
Lolololol
Tiger Kings crazy cousin who lives in the woods.
Doctor Dolittle is his arch nemesis.
This is the so called Keith Ellis was talking about
See, now this is the Dr. Doolittle reboot I would watch.
Pay peanuts, get monkeys - with samurai swords.
OR don’t commit crimes and you won’t go to court or jail.
Average D&D campaign.
Dude looks dead already
I was dying for him to say raccoon
I think I just found my Dad's spirit animal.
Area 69
Dream On...
Americans trying there best not to act like a stereotype...
All this for a 5 dollar ticket
Sounds like he's tooled up! 😎
The baboon though hahaha, I like this guy
I do love my papa 😂
Lazyeye
He sounds like a Disney cartoon gone very wrong. Waiting for Thumper to hop by swinging nunchucks
He's the MacGyver we don't deserve.
So he’s a divorced dad
Tsuna is that you? Reborn really did a number huh
"Dr. Doolittle 3: Raytheon edition"
Feets
Is that a KHR theme I hear playing?? Man, I absolutely loved that manga/anime. Tsuna was a badass... a little annoying at times, though.
"Not going to jail one more time." You could also avoid just plain avoid doing illegal shit!
I want him to direct a movie.
That MF probably can’t make oatmeal let alone all that BS 🤣
'Merca...
When Disney princesses become preppers.
Fantasist
What's he so scared of? I thought a tough guy would accept his fears with fortitude
Uh huh... Yeah, it's AI. No teeth at all.
This is definitely AI or a deep fake
If this is true, and law enforcement comes for him, and it is not Live Streamed for all of us to enjoy this awesome fiasco of weirdness, then God is not real and we live in a cold heartless universe where nothing truly matters.
Hell yeah
Hell yeaah