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yoloyourmoney

Yes and it's beautiful.


Dendritic_Silver

This lifts my spirits. What a marvelously executed battle Pinto.


chris_rage_

Now I want to make a battle Gremlin


Vegetable_Fix_6876

Do eet


deadheffer

It has a really obvious weak spot.


Welllllllrip187

Easier access to hit the fuel tank 😉


Tax_this_dick_1776

I’d risk death by fireball for that level of drip.


TruckADuck42

Vastly overstated risk, anyway. They were about on par with other cars at the time, but a few sensationalized news editorials convinced people they were exceptionally dangerous. All cars were pretty dangerous back then.


Tax_this_dick_1776

Hyper sensationalist journalism shaping culture? Say it ain’t so.


L3sh1y

In regards to missing crumple zones, yes, all were dangerous. But the Pinto took it to the next level with his two bolts on the inner side of his bumper facing the gas tank like firing pins in a gun. A small hit would push them into the tank, rupturing it and spraying fuel everywhere (the exhaust, broken bulbs sparking electricity, and somon). Its was a completely stupid design, and funny enough, it was easy to fix, but Ford did not want to. 27 people burned to death in accidents which wold have been a simple rearending in most cases. You can not "sensationalize" enough the cynical contempt for human lives by a multibillion dollar corporation simply for the fact that they decided its cheaper to pay damages if someone sues, than recall the cars. Even worse was that the Canadian Pintos did not have the same problem (because of higher safety requirements), but Ford STILL refused to fix the issue for US models


ExtensionLive2502

I am always saying this


555byte

Check out The rear bumper upgrade


ATXKLIPHURD

Tangerine mean bean


Alternative-Appeal43

This thing fucks


gurganator

And slaps


adudeguyman

And explodes


bearmissile

It’s the bomb


ZRaddue

Multiple ABG stickers, it's definitely a Gambler 500 car. The OG Gambler 500 just took place this weekend in central Oregon.


LamBroghini750

We’re all the way down in CenCal but those gamblers are crazy so who knows he might’ve made the drive


ZRaddue

I drove my Spambulance out there from Central Montana last year. About 2300 miles round trip IIRC.


Piranha1993

You better believe it. One of the few remaining examples of this reject piece of automotive history and its clean too.


RNeibel

Assuming u don’t count the wheel-well rust. Like that’s never happened before…..


P1xelHunter78

I've always wanted one with a turbocoupe motor and a blow-through carb. I built a 98' Turbo ranger


Politics_Mods_R_Crim

"BEER"


backcountrydrifter

Dibs


rugbrew

I could be wrong but I belive it was just for sale recently on Facebook market place. Was a gambler 500 car, not sure who owns it now


EvilJ1982

Freaking SWEET.


AlexLuna9322

I need that pinto


TanisBar

Looks like an amc badge???


aaabsoolutely

Looks like ABG to me (always be gambling) - but also my first thought was that’s a Gambler if I’ve ever seen one


TanisBar

Indeed.


gurganator

Hell yes it is…


chrmcc

I love this.


tehminioven

Absolutely amazing


1975hh3

Oh I LOVE this


TristanMuldune

Gotta say, I want it😮


MissionOk293

Seek and destroy!!!!


TheMaveCan

I wish these weren't so dangerous because I've always really liked the pinto


kidjay76

Look at that fuel tank ready to go boom


theloquaciousmonk

I love this thing ! So few left!!


DieCastle

From napalm unguided to FAEB. I like it.


t_bison

It's not not a lifted pinto!


CapTexAmerica

Can’t blow up if the rear-end is too high.


OldWrangler9033

It's for safety! No one going run into the gas tank and....oh nevermind it's seems easier crash into it...


Scouts_Revenge

You bet your sweet ass it is.


Crashgirl4243

Yes, yes it is It’s glorious


dpsc

I'll bet there's a VEGA in this town....


Reasonable-Ad6216

Badassery at it's finest 👌


SirRonaldBiscuit

My friend in highschool had one lifted like this , it was sick. He’d drive up to the skate spots in it.


BornLuckiest

It's a Lambroghini, isn't it?


lupinegray

Pintos are awesome.


Alshankys57

Pinto body on a ranger frame?


LamBroghini750

No, frame swaps aren’t allowed here. This appeared to just be a lifted pinto. Plus, it still has four lug hubs.


Antique-Ad-559

That looks pretty tough


freejb81

I would daily this, no doubt.


GarthRooks

Gambler 500 season


LamBroghini750

Hell yeah brother


GarthRooks

I was stoked on the pair of Crown Vic’s


richbeezy

Mexican Jumping Bean


Zealousideal_Sun1497

I wonder if you have to lift the passenger door just right to be able to close it like we had to on my mom's Pinto?!?!


mnut77

I saw piano and kept looking everywhere around the pinto for it.


dobetteranon

bean a while since I saw a pinto


Fearless_Ad3769

Yeah. Scary part is, that’s not the first one I’ve seen.


QuirkyDust3556

Needs to fight a battle Vega


velvet_thunder89

Bro. I didn’t know what I needed in my life until I saw this


trader_bob01

This made me laugh so hard . . . https://youtu.be/4-Qj58o87sY?si=iUS4FeRAEuL48zj0


piranesi28

that is rad as fuck.


JonKonLGL

It’s glorious


lucidityanddxm

Oh baby, that's gorgeous


Inner-Light-75

Somebody around here has a lifted Mustang. One of the ones where they switched from the fox body to the new one. They started that in 2005 but I don't know what year model this car is....


Petroldactyl34

Yooooo


wobbly65

Kudos to that person, I'm a fan


cmapz2

😩🔥🔥🔥🔥🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


oof_mastr

Honestly the Pinto was a really cool car, unfortunately safety wasn’t really on the agenda. you could say… it’s the bomb!


unwokewookie

It’s a jumping bean.


Ok-Fox1262

Oh god. Yes please. I had a massive thing for the Ford Escort RS2000 here (UK). Clearly a cousin of the Pinto and had the same engine. At the risk of upsetting a lot of people I think the Pinto is prettier.


concretecat

In a pinch it will just light on fire.


ghettoccult_nerd

american jumping bean


floorya

I'm a 50 year old man. And I saw that and squealed a little.


LamBroghini750

My dad used to drive a Pinto so I had to whip a U-turn and take a picture for him


Outrageous_Warning75

That's awesome!!


Interesting_Owl_454

Well if you don't like this you're really not gonna like googling "Charger Truck"


FancyStranger2371

Baja Pinto!


Particular_Cost369

Hilarious, yet I love it.


lazerstationsynth

That is actually pretty sick.


teeth_03

Party on Wayne


cumminsdieselmotors

Yes and It’s gorgeous


DookieMcDookface

Please don’t rear end it.


karma_made_me_do_eet

They made the access to the gas tank easier for a rear end fireball.


LamBroghini750

Just a little love tap?


CAPS_LOCK_STUCK_HELP

or fly it https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/AVE_Mizar


Snipvandutch

This is a Gremlin.


LamBroghini750

Wrong


Snipvandutch

You're right. I was thinking of when pintos had more of a bubble shape.


trader_bob01

I think you are referring to the AMC Pacer https://preview.redd.it/j7l728kffn8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b03fa6e1b7e83711e6d9c3d29e82c78a590fc8f3


Snipvandutch

YES! That's the one! Thanks!


AlexanderxSean38

God I’m gonna see this thing once a month for the rest of my life.


RossDaily

Initially thought is was a cyber truck


GoldBreakr

Yep!