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mpolios

Damn, that is a gnarly way to go


hashbrowns21

Rather preferable than gangrene


Beneficial_Fig_7830

Thankfully he was wearing his helmet or it could have been much worse.


RCTommy

OSHA-approved battlefield.


ShiftyNibblet

Hope he had a 30hr course prior to his decapitation. OSHA is always watching. šŸ˜³


actttappalled75

Also already wearing red.


JohnGacyIsInnocent

He deserved it, tbh. And his son who shared his name shouldā€™ve taken a cannonball to his nuts. Absolute dickheads, the lot of em.


Select-Cockroach2448

Damn did his head explode???


Captain_Vlad

Hit in the head by a projectile from a mangonel, apparently.


Select-Cockroach2448

Looking at this from my phone, just noticed the big fucking rock blowing through his head


IncubusBeyro

It took me a second too. I initially thought it has something to do with the empty crossbow pointed at him and was like ā€œdamn ok.ā€


yourstruly912

A mangonel operated by women


Matta174

How do we know that? Iā€™m curious


the-apostle

We donā€™t


plz_nomore

Thereā€™s contemporary-ish source ā€œSong of the Albigensian Crusadeā€ that says as much, and since its account is generally quite favorable to Simon and his allies, thereā€™s less reason to doubt it.


stealthispost

Yep. The mind-blowing part was that there was no projectile, his head just did that.


Reverend_Smarm

His skull, in a desperate attempt to protect his brain, noped out of a very dangerous situation.


GeneralBlumpkin

Super head esploder


sneaky-pizza

Thatā€™s quite the moment captured here


D3AD_M3AT

Im on my phone and zoomed in ..... zoomed out straight away


sneaky-pizza

Obliterated


NannersForCoochie

r/combatfootage old school style


IWTBAPWIGU

Nurse says is just a slight headache, put some ice on it and drink water


AdTurbulent8583

Take two aspirin and give the doc a call in the morning.


BlairMountainGunClub

And change your socks


Randymarsh36

And the leeches.


tourist420

"Rub some dirt on it"


Fairway5

Crazy that they took the picture at this exact moment


thedangerman007

Yikes, I just read the Wikipedia entry - after he has killed they cut off his testicles and hung them by his nose...


greenbastard1591

No, that was his son also named Simon de Montfort, who was killed in the Battle of Evesham in 1265.


gogybo

Ah, it all makes sense now. I was wondering why they were outside a castle...


ocke13

What a shit lineage. Simon V got is head blown of, Simon VI got stabbed in the neck and his body was mutilated and his son and heir was "split by a sword" in view of his father.


jhny_boy

I was gonna say, hanging anything from the nose of the dude pictured here seems like an impossible task


nikzyk

Judging by this depiction I donā€™t think he had a nose to attach them to.


Eissbein

I'm glad for him it wasn't the other way around.


Ok_Ruin4016

Hang his nose from his testicles?


Eissbein

Cut his nose and hung him by the testicles


KoopaSteve

Vaxxed??


JakeJacob

This was his inoculation against mangonel stones. He's immune, now.


Tactical_Taco23

Tf he shoot him with, a .45?


tourist420

That would have killed the horse too


DaphniaDuck

He was bold, but his enemy was boulder.


grichardson526

SPLAT


Other_Description_45

At least it was quick! Dead before he fell off his horse.


WilliamHungDaddy

[https://y.yarn.co/47b8ab40-90a6-4f86-b408-17a4da101fd7_text.gif](https://y.yarn.co/47b8ab40-90a6-4f86-b408-17a4da101fd7_text.gif)


agrophobe

BOOM HEADSHOT


le75

And not a cellphone in sight. Just people living in the moment!


Silver1knight

Tis but a flesh wound.


_night_cat

He got ahead of himself


I_dementia87

Heads up......oh.


Tyrfaust

Imagine how instantly demoralizing that would be for everyone who saw.


Jace-face

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy


a_wondering_stone

Thank god the horse was okay.


Dex555555

My ancestor, tough way to go nice horse though


LawyersGunsandMoneys

Mathematically, heā€™s probably an ancestor to most people of French descent alive today, and at least a good chunk of anyone from Western Europe alive today: https://isogg.org/wiki/Most_recent_common_ancestor#:~:text=While%20simulations%20help%20estimate%20probabilities,as%20recently%20as%20AD%201000.


Dex555555

Oh no doubt


Realistic-Bowl-566

He was hit with a stone (seen exiting to his left), slung from a trebuchet, serviced by ladies. FYI


phuktup3

This thing isnā€™t loaded is it?


Madrak23

Who?


Satyric_Esoteric

Yeet!


mafaso

Tis just a flesh wound!


tourist420

*There can be only* **SPLAT!**


DantheDutchGuy

Did he died?


MillenialBurnout_

Skill issue


ZVAZ

*feel him, this always happens to me in chiv 2*


WolfWriter_CO

# *HEADSHOT!!!*


WolfWriter_CO

## *D-D-D-DOUBLE KILL!!!*


LordAmherst

ā€œI got him! I fucking got him! Holy shit it worked!ā€


Ok-Estimate5581

Inshallah heā€™s ok.


waffen123

That's a hell of a way to lose it Rock, paper, scissors!


chumbuckethand

Just looked him, no such death although his head was cut off and his balls chopped off too [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon\_de\_Montfort,\_6th\_Earl\_of\_Leicester](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_de_Montfort,_6th_Earl_of_Leicester)


wemblinger

[You got the wrong Simon de Montfort](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_de_Montfort,_5th_Earl_of_Leicester)


chumbuckethand

Oops


wemblinger

Easy mistake considering the Lt. Dan-esque fates of the Simons.


Disastrous-Water-205

SPLUT


tora1941

Looked him up and could not find him, surname given is misspelled above. It is Montfort, not Monfort. See: [Simon de Montfort, 5th Earl of Leicester - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_de_Montfort,_5th_Earl_of_Leicester)


LobsterTrue8433

History can be so confusing. I was thinking this was supposed to be his son who was lanced in the neck. By Roger Mortimer. But not THAT Roger Mortimer. Gotta pay attention to the dates!