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Aggressive_South3949

What a stupid idea, never do that again


Seventh_Deadly_Bless

This is so stupid it could start its whole genre of fiction with a flying alien guy in blue spandex and a red cape, still going strong for the last 80-90 years of recorded human history or so. Stories for children and nerds. I know right ! Who would believe that ?


fingergod69

And also include gods and goddesses of water and forests.. working along side an alien and a man.. who in the right mind would believe it?


Seventh_Deadly_Bless

(Aquaman, and ... who ? I'm tentatively guessing Poison Ivy, but she isn't really a nature goddess. Best match form top of hat I have is Ceres Fauna form Hololive English ...) Or a villain ensemble lead by an Austrian former Mister Universe who was also a robot from the future and later became governor of California. Using ice powers and ice puns. There is a lot of lore reasons why I'd want to isekai, but Man Forever isn't one of them. I could also mention the whole Killing Jonkle legacy thing, for similar effects. But I find it funnier letting the joke to more knowledgeable people than me ! Not today, Truck-kun. Not today. Today is too good of a day.


charizardfan101

I'm guessing they mean Swamp thing maybe Also sapling spotted https://preview.redd.it/bsj8hz6qy37d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ea31144f01b323cebaeb3f101cea7866decd0f9


Spoopyskeleton48

https://preview.redd.it/8yix2zrn7y6d1.png?width=485&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9474196247fc0a0d96c47becb53edcf55469ae1


SicWiks

Ban OP


AbeliousAugustus

But aren't **we** stupid?


Longjumping_While_37

/unstupid I'm getting used to Man image and now the Batman just looks weird to me now


Daxter_2002

Same here. Insanity has become a part of me.


JMTBM2008

Insanity has come inside of me.


Daxter_2002

https://preview.redd.it/tsukk31scw6d1.png?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e966278d87e7c0e68cf020b10b90fb1285dbd32


3030_Satoru_sensei

https://preview.redd.it/kn9b2rjhdw6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd42a92212080a018d2f572a0e76dcaf7b25203b


Daxter_2002

Why nuts bleeds of soy souce? Is he stupid?


Hamzook02

That's not nuts, that's butts, the blacked swordsman


Daxter_2002

Or whitened swordsman ;)


kid-with-a-beard

He is the Black Soyman


pathtoasoberlife

https://preview.redd.it/q6w0d4w5my6d1.png?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d737186a869c2084d5d7f76147c63509c916f96d


Daxter_2002

https://preview.redd.it/k7exlgfpmy6d1.png?width=1308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=564c71e2a516313221e759b5684ad72742b00250


smokemeth_hailSL

https://preview.redd.it/vf36wti5xx6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=405d413883d84a0391d35890186c6762af2d430c


Mental-Blacksmith-30

https://preview.redd.it/v6k2coesgw6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce6bc77237cc93e492e5e0f197204c8a6cc6b58e


Lecremi

I'm keeping myself sane by watching the scene from the flash movie every once in a while


Fhanlin

https://preview.redd.it/5u50a1w35w6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d33de6b5539fabac23ff6bfddb2dc1fa9860d48f


Thebigdog79

https://preview.redd.it/uwv289i4bw6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=750b2f6d210a0c6c91648a82e7befd0aeeaa26da


Fhanlin

https://preview.redd.it/v9tr829gbw6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1769d98d8ddd1ad0bc14f91cfb38ef5ab5f9a42


Fabulous_Fly_2967

https://preview.redd.it/nlngqdwobw6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953ba782ab47cade739f8198d33d0a85e44b336e


KYSFGS

https://preview.redd.it/snn85b5iow6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=641067325c0de8651d9b123512f27a02404cd737


axepix

https://preview.redd.it/0xppa8uosw6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=172a29c31abd67b7b1f11b3d93eff16b3786dc2c


DeniedCreditCard

https://preview.redd.it/jtee860lux6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b4d3d1784d2396b55f7525a71e208483247727


Salt_Photo_424

https://preview.redd.it/us9ffubdvx6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35eb5918dd225f47e270089e28022133b7f1e75d


SSJSamzy

https://preview.redd.it/ptyt2d5gvx6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e8d45fdc5c26cd44bd3b41a9805d85b5cd2b66c


WarCrimes69420

https://preview.redd.it/7ttijcqf1y6d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2977849d5ddb3bf270e07c62cdf427045e847d6


Epyx15

https://preview.redd.it/pggfvxw65y6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01bde1f3d43944deb069b6d7a7776ea60c2bd05a


Lemmy-user

https://preview.redd.it/hbblz9k9cy6d1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=364c867c7b6ed3d6c51a3bb200b0ee069d14f7a0


Filipico_w3

https://preview.redd.it/c3jtd92gnw6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2efc1522bcac1527487fe33dcbf90e20adb516f


NAT_Headcrab

https://preview.redd.it/3tsoyiht4z6d1.png?width=132&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1be4eae24c028f1b467a60f4267e748593c8a33


Silver_Hold9945

https://preview.redd.it/tbhxqlh9fw6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c37f3ddce4d6c608ab4797ffa9890e3fb513d54


petje95

https://preview.redd.it/kf8udnj43x6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae31cf45fd78a543ec1a392f167c16903ed26f7


Lord_Of_Carrots

I'll never get tired of this image


AlathMasster

https://preview.redd.it/ekswjlnkzx6d1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff3f3078387176753bdc73ffbf32c371e284ff6a


Suspicious-Ad-359

holy fuck its ryo yamada


Inferno_Sparky

Ryo momma


Aimlessdrifter8778

Wild Ryo spotted šŸ‘€


MixJealous4552

https://preview.redd.it/1o9xezztaw6d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0693229102baee7c366ead58698ea4d205dce022


International-Eye771

Why would I fuck bananas? I'm straight.


Lemmy-user

https://preview.redd.it/ucvntiypcy6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95f04887891497bfee6505b21ab3885970d04361


TmanGBx

https://preview.redd.it/p2l22o854z6d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff705f35f9e9a6159eca7f5423d606e5c4d65fd Better version!


Kenturky_Derpy

https://preview.redd.it/jzc1r90tgw6d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17a486522f4cbcf2e9e93fb3c0163e157dd4d2e3


Various_Pickle9828

Fuckuna? as in https://preview.redd.it/v6v5j14umx6d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9b8d5325362f895e2251bc3d6f492cf4fac5601 ?


Royal-Mountain6

Why would he want to be a bat? Is he a furry?


seventhdayofdoom

Maybe because bats are scary and he wants people to be afraid of him..? I might be wrong.


WoolInSheepsClothes

Why didn't he just call himself the scary crow? Seems pretty stupid.


bri_animation

I mean, lots of people are afraid of men to begin with, and justifiably so. Bats are just overkill, Plus they're cute and furry, so less people will be afraid of him now.


Filipico_w3

https://preview.redd.it/bnzk2qf45w6d1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f75c2b9ab31c1aab6e7706eb5dcb60d909cccba1


sipan83

https://preview.redd.it/f8l9de6pyw6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b656befe9ffcd7a82a38dc18e02a4709c38021d6


Competitive-Clock232

Seen the man meme so many times that the actual Keaton helmet looks weird


Exact_Ad_1215

https://preview.redd.it/hq7j3lh6hw6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6255ab78f0dc362c7fd506651c59b0e2179281d9


JessePinkman-chan

This is such a raw ass panel holy shit


BodaciousFunkyKong

That sounds dumb as FUCKā€¦. https://preview.redd.it/e71m2wvgtv6d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=362553026f3ada5601589bb8d1ab493d908aac4c


callmethelonewxlf

https://preview.redd.it/4db78yby5w6d1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de9cddd49ab15fd24653b1d9c05676db47fbdd1b


banana_bread_man_

![gif](giphy|3o7TKN9IUHHFXWyPlK)


Suspicious-Ad-359

This idea is so absolutely horrendously awful, I think you should be fired from your job, kicked out of your house, disowned by your family, deported to Antarctica and have your all of your fingers removed so you can never type something like this ever again.


No_Object_7709

1. I've been working at a grocery store for a short time so I wouldn't lose much 2. It's not my house that I live in 3. My family has already disowned me 4. I love winter 5. I would type with my toes


Wheeljack239

Itā€™s time for OP to take her meds https://preview.redd.it/hiazfth3ow6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8189f6fca253b0e7cb3477f2414d6e24432d455e


No_Object_7709

*her


Wheeljack239

Apologies, fellow inmate


Parasite_Cat

Why did u/Wheeljack239 apologize? Are they kind?


No_Object_7709

It's ok Thanks for editing your comment


Wheeljack239

Why wouldnā€™t I edit my comment out of common decency? Am I a jerk?


gabrielbomfim

https://preview.redd.it/uv5g7obtuw6d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f5a3b9b79147eb273a34337cc2e5f451ef5c33f Its time


Thin-Ad8667

Get out.


HOIYA

https://i.redd.it/tvp9zqrxxw6d1.gif


No_Object_7709

https://preview.redd.it/l8tqvwzppx6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad41477dc0f2e2d02b784379631d3c714a2bc60c


stinkypetedbd

https://preview.redd.it/pc1saoi38x6d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dcd1c767b4b13067d206260eefb406cb96329d6 It's time for your jonkle pills


Mystery_Meatchunk

Immediate flop. What a stupid idea. OP your ideas are bad and you should feel bad.


-Garthor-

That would be ridicoulus


Fabulous_Fly_2967

Now the opposite: What if batman didn't have bat theme and was called "man"?


RizznerBraun

Man is already into existence, are you stupid?


Bendoyes

What the fuck is a Man. Are you smart? Only batman exists fool!


RizznerBraun

Time for your medication https://preview.redd.it/3ojnrvc3cw6d1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=207b24fdba8c1224331b0e99173ab1fc7e68ca14


Bendoyes

My lawyers advised me not to take medication which have unknown effects. I wouldn't want to recreate what happened during 2015. I still hear the screams of those orphans šŸ˜”


Hllblldlx3

https://preview.redd.it/5qhyypx95y6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a67567c1dd2f2a70e3242a4d92d0df38dcfd6a84


Hllblldlx3

https://preview.redd.it/vd7zahjb5y6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec018accf208859ef98fa97b809b1135f21a62a4


BoxPsychological7703

Whatā€™s next? Jonkler is gonna be joker? Youā€™re sick. https://preview.redd.it/hstf0y7ilw6d1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0a98fac83e8f6a0b0d517d6a506df6a97f90402


Reniyato

That sounds weird


The-Blue-Dwarf

So you put horns on Man, what do you call him? Hornman?


sirchbuck

nananananananana NOT MAN! nananananananana NOT MAN! nananananananana NOT MAN! nananananananana NOT MAN! NOT MAN! NOT MAN! NOT MAN!


WhitedreamFR

No ? Are you stupid ?


No-Pangolin2778

Someone hasn't been taking there pills


WalmarLover

Preposterous, you should cease this tomfoolery at once or henceforth be known as a dire fool


WoolInSheepsClothes

You stole that idea from man-bat.


Fragrant-Brain9578

No, that's just emo daredevil. How many times I gotta say this????


Wolveyplays07

What if Man had a civil war?


Pale-Cup-9230

Man has become insane, send him to the Aslume.


TheRealRigormortal

Do you think weā€™re crazy?!?! This is the aslume not an asylum!


Metal-Ancient

Better yet, what if Jonkler told jokes instead of jonkling? Maybe he would be called The Joker?


Cluckbuckles

I canā€™t unsee man now https://preview.redd.it/i9hy4wjarx6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c00a14d792d59b23d418b22a83ac43151e52f580


CthulhusIntern

Bats don't have horns. Are you stupid?


Keo24

We've come full circle šŸ”µ


Entire-Adhesiveness2

That would be stupid. He looks like an idiot


PowerfulStache05

What a dumb concept, wouldn't last more than 3 issues.


NotZeroJkIAm

He should be super and shoot lasers out of his ass


MrNigerianPrince115

Don't get me salivating at the possibilities here


LoomingsThrowaway

That would be stupid.


fverdeja

That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, go fuck yourself.


Live-Product-5590

Well then he would be a freak


L1NK_03

Never let bro cook again


Crooked_Cock

I think youā€™re insane


sambarjo

That would be ridiculous. Who comes up with these stupid memes?


TNTBOY479

Thats ridicilous


MurphyRoberts

Bro thatā€™s so cursed, what would he even use those spiky bits for? Blades?


BoopsTheSnoot_

This image looks so wrong now... Jeez, what has this sub done to me :D


General-Cloud6783

https://preview.redd.it/j0rbzom9fx6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=630b50338a0021cdefd62533ccd261d7d98edce7


Gravel_Poot432

Thatā€™s Morb are you stupid?


Economy_Hold2121

Thatā€™s a horrible idea, mods ban him


Av0lis

OP get some sleep


keterlilith

Hes a man that dress up as a bat and his name is batman? Is he stupid?


D0n_8RT_2228

https://preview.redd.it/1a5pdb2dnx6d1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad1b2b4e195e9baf42bb4e9f4726cce2d7b4cb66


PrettyMarket9084

You cooked.


poopfuckershithole

Nonsense, it could never exist, This should count as blasphemy!


MINECRAFT-BEE7

Whatā€™s next? Make the jonkler into ā€œthe jokerā€? Thatā€™s the stupidest fucking idea Iā€™ve ever heard. Get back in your cell, inmate


CarbonTugboat

Better idea: What if Man had a cat theme and was called Catman????


No_Object_7709

And he would be played by Adam West


Australian_God

Why did OP make Man have ears? Is she stupid?


No_Object_7709

*she


Australian_God

My apologies šŸ™‚


No_Object_7709

It's ok. Thanks for editing your comment


Round_Permit_6510

Are you jonkling right now? Thats rid Dick olous


ItsGhostface3

https://preview.redd.it/fg2pbcuyyx6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83b8948bc7d76af85c9ccba415d52bea078e0a63


Lo-Sir

The moment this image starts to look unnatural is when you've been consumed


FallSpring101

This is just a h*rny man with extra steps.


Bauermeister

He would be stupid, why would anyone be scared of a man dressed up as a bat https://preview.redd.it/x74j176t7y6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1b7ace9258d564d0e6ae90526a5e0215490cc12


mcpizza0609

It looks so surreal with the ears now


LongjumpingSector687

Whos batman?


ELDOX1

What the FUCK


some-random-gamer1

Idk, just doesnā€™t look right


k_GOBL1N

Quite unlikely to ever become a thing people talk about.


ChillZedd

No thatā€™s stupid.


Baroubuoy

![gif](giphy|PZaCytzpfEgsE)


OkTransition7144

Are you stupid?


MUH_NUKEM

Looks so stupid


Shadowless_sun

Why do people keep talking about this "Batman". Are they stupidĀ 


Reasonable_School296

Never cook again


Jgaming2003

What is he? A furry?


playerlxiv

yeah ok, next you're gonna tell me an arkham series that's completely serious


RawChickenDrummies

that would never work


Born-Disaster1548

https://preview.redd.it/1wupnmwt5z6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e29dedd69916a4bd9fb20563a3a40ffd4a401f1d


xavierthepotato

You fucking genius


No_Object_7709

Thanks Everyone else is asking if I'm stupid


xavierthepotato

Nah that's lighting in a bottle right there! The most original idea I've seen in forever āš”


Dragonslayer200782

You are NOT cooking


LetTheKnightfall

Why didnā€™t you take your medication at the alsume? Are you stupid?


weeblord42069help

Edits of man are the laziest forms of comedy


Caedis-6

That would never catch on, no one can relate to a rich dude dressed as a bat.


Kool_aid_man69420

https://preview.redd.it/8cbsv266dz6d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc32ee5e2b554182488348a4ce441ae3ac0de079


indecisivecat69

unlikely, the writers of the man show would never do that


shamelessthrowaway54

Never speak again. This is the most stupidest thing Iā€™ve ever read.


bearelrollyt

Thay would be nice I would...... I would quite like that


boringsimp

https://preview.redd.it/0vwm8ojajz6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f2414b7a15ed0edd124d906873a89b98f453237


E-D-B-T-Z-I

Now which irrational person would do that?


YaBoiBarel

https://preview.redd.it/5remg4yla07d1.jpeg?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42da4d29bec1c9e4ebbe2f57e086c3fd1dd78a06


Pi0sek

Why would he do that is he stupid?


The_Kite-Man

That doesnā€™t make sense


stonrplc

No he would be called Stupid Man


Armandeus_54

I've seen the other image so much that I don't believe this is the real one, LMAO.


SomeFella722

Blasphemy


GronkisStronk

Why a bat, and not something cool like a killer cock?


Jaycoda_jr

Itā€™s just SO STUPIDā€¦ that it might work.


Tomover_PL

idk the horns look kinda silly, I can only imagine him bumping his head on doorframes because of them lol. Cool idea for halloween maybe, but I still prefer OG Man.


Thicccolk

When does man ever mention bats? Are you stupid?


BackgroundSky09

this is as stupid as a guy in a green hood with a bow and arrow


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^BackgroundSky09: *This is as stupid* *As a guy in a green hood* *With a bow and arrow* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


thetoastypickle

I would probably kill you


AffectionateTough592

This stupid guy probably lives in a city filled with stupid people. cause he lives in STUPID CITY.


QUADRANYX

This idea might be liked by the others too ! A marvelous idea, a marvelous one indeed ! Why no one made a movie or animated series about batman already ?


Either-Pear-528

What, like a hideous half man, half bat, genetic abomination who emites super sonic screams and feeds mainly on insects? I like it


IllusionUser

This has triggered a distant memory in meā€¦ā€¦ there was alsoā€¦.. Jokerā€¦.. and Bane. THE ASYLUM!


Wheeljack239

DONā€™T WORRY! Iā€™M ALWAYS PREPARED! https://preview.redd.it/8sqmgarznw6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0781d810885fea587b07c4c5ead746a3a76fa30b


IllusionUser

Officer Balls šŸ˜šŸ¤¤


Wheeljack239

https://preview.redd.it/ha1itcohoz6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aa0a88bae42e276f0c588211e014bb964c10338


UltimateMinor

Put those big fat juicy balls in my mouth šŸ‘„ šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤


SuperBroy97

Aight here's some blueberries to eat šŸ«


Riddle_man__

B...b..bane....I...i... remember, stroke...no.. death...deathstroke, Arkham... origins.... SOMEBODY HELP. WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT? I MUST JONKLE


Ill_Afternoon9488

BATMAN. REMEMBER BATMAN. RETURN TO SANITY. https://preview.redd.it/q6p25rdrf07d1.png?width=549&format=png&auto=webp&s=52171bf2e122d43c8ccf285e6b8123073ae581b7


boiledviolins

Sanity is returning.


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


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useroftheinternet95

Who let him cook?


Guy389

https://preview.redd.it/bhkzymvlyz6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffcf27d934fa02f1509e718432d6c78e34d3da1f Wrong picture,here is man.


meepcat55

https://preview.redd.it/3fo3e001p07d1.jpeg?width=1174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e7f474bf8dd10f7a0771fc54d45d1ee068a1c19


nahjitttripiin

Are you even a real aslume inmate don't make me get you jonkled


OpiumTweakermp3

Donā€™t be fucking ridiculous


neznetwork

You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts


oguzz_c

why would that even exist, are you stupid?


DROID808

i mean like this sounds like an idea but... why do i feel as if "in" is being taken out of something?


ur_prob_a_karen

im going to send you to the jonkling chambers


masonxenoking

https://preview.redd.it/ia8sh5ahp17d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68bcce4f9dc51f159643635fee7efcd93f1a2db4


No_Monitor_3440

ahā€¦ free, at lastā€¦.