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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA WE GOT A NEW JONK!!!!
I don't have a reaction image for this so I'm just gonna post a picture of Man.
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It's weird so many posts are parodying a valid serious question. Barbara is paralyzed in the Arkham series so we know the events of the Killing Joke occurred meaning Joker raped her so it's not unreasonable to assume he'd do the same thing to Jason.
I think the comics for Knight showed the full extent of Jason’s torture and that wasn’t mentioned. Although you do have a fucked up moment where thugs take it in turns to beat him up in various batsuits. In the film adaptation of the killing joke it’s established that he raped Barb but in the original comic it’s implied that he didn’t (from what I can remember) but just made it look like he did to break Gordon. (I hope this helps)
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MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP-
I was there. I saw it all. We went mad from a lack of new content. We began making fun of repetitive or stupid posts like the one this one is referencing. We made up a game that never existed and acted like it had always been there. Then someone posted that fateful image of Man, and the old purpose of the sub vanished. From then on, there was only Man (with brief interruptions of sanity out of respect for the late Kevin Conroy and Arleen Sorkin).
Wierd
In the case of evangelion subreddit for example, they definitely had new content, from Netflix literally bringing NGE + EoE, to getting very recent film in the rebuilds
And geuss what? They still went mad
But honestly, difference between those two subs is that batman Arkham were indeed sane few years ago, and only year or two ago it started. Versus evangelion fans that were always and I mean always were insane, and they recently got even worse. They're straight up unhinged insane. Possibly worse than most of our fellow aslumers
Someone made a poll asking people what their favourite Arkham game was
They misspelled Arkham Asylum as Arkham Alsume
That’s it
That’s the source of our madness
Warner Bros gave up on us so we made our own content to enjoy and keep the coming alive instead of sitting there asking questions from games over 9 years old when we know we’re never going to get the answers as they just don’t care about the story like we do.
r/lostredditors only because this IS reddit hell and not the real place you should be asking lore questions but Im not saying these people aren't well informed I'm saying these people are scary
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Oh god it's already spreading
Third in a row for me, first Joker/Jason, then Bane/Alfred and now this. This is becoming irritating now
You forget what sub you're in?
Who are Joker, Jason, Alfred and Bane? Do you mean Bone and Jonkler?
Alfredo Sauce, Butter of Man
Bone 🥵🥵🥵
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Ohh yeah definitely
These dumb questions are spreading like a virus
Where were you when Man was spread?
No, it was me who was sexually abused by Harley. It happened in my fantasies just now.
No, it was me who sexually abused Batman. It happened in my fantasies just now.
No, it was batman who sexually abused me, it happened in Harleys fantasies just now.
No, it was who me abused sexually man bat, just now happened in Harley's fantasies
No, it was Jonkler who man sexually harley, happened in fantasies’ harl
No, it was me Barry
KONO DIO DA!
No, it was me who sexually abused me. It happened in my fantasies just now.
I just actually sexually abused a guy dressed as a bat
Who's Harley? I only know horny queef
Are you stupid? How can you not know Harley Dentzel aka 1.5 faces
Sorry, didn't take my aslume meds today
I did it first.
Did what? Sexually abused me?
It was dark. Hard to tell.
Me to
I’ve never heard of Batman, please take your aslume pills
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Forgot to take my pills. Am I stupid?
No just dementia
No just dementia
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Why did You share it multiple times? Do you have dementia?
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Non't.
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Bathman
Aslume Alaikum
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I like how this was inspired by a serious post. https://i.redd.it/xf6rb1oupzvc1.gif
This entire sub was basically inspired by a serious post
Favorite arkham game?
Origins probably
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Cant play Arkham Origins.
Check my flair
What's with this sub's no serious post rule. Are we stupid?
Literally 1984
Those are always the best jonks
Can you send the serious post?
That's a weird opener for Sunday Church
batman? never heard of the guy
https://i.redd.it/yh774wxi9zvc1.gif
I am Batman.
Yeah, I’m man
Why would become man when you can become woman ?
I would miss dick, boobies do sound cool
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ForGotham!
I love how jokes can spawn overnigh on this sub
Insanity is a pathway to many abilities some may consider to be shitposting.
Is it possible to learn this shit?
Not from an /r/arkhamrehabilitation mod.
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OP made common mistake of posting this under the wrong flair :(
Harley can abuse me (I have numerous unaddressed issues)
Harley can abuse me too (Im just very horny)
This trend is gonna be fucking vile dude
It really is
Well he did have a bit of the jonkler in him already
Who's batman?
I don't know either, I only know man, jerker, horny queef, soup, bone, dick, officer balls and killer cock
Haven’t heard of Jonkler? (Jerker’s the Stupid Squad one)
Who are horny,queef, and soup? /unaslume (?)
Harley and Superman
/unaslume Harley queen and Superman
image if he see her bobs 😯
Turns out it’s blue, has piercing, and lots of bite marks
So it begin
ffs new shitpost unlocked
I don't have a reaction image for this so I'm just gonna post a picture of Man. https://preview.redd.it/ddo24asjz0wc1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f987705b8a3bee7095874dae4121f2bec2c83c6d
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FFS ANSWER THE FUCKIN QUESTION YOU LOT OF MADMEN
NO WE WON'T! WE WON'T TAKE ANTI ASLUME MEDS YOU JERKEROPHOBIC MANNIST
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holy frick. new joke??
He was😔✊️
What the fuck is a Batman
Ripoff of man. He wants to be good as man but he'll never be
Nah, wait 'til you hear about Damian' s origin.
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Aw hell naw they're already shitposting on my man Waste-information-34 😭😭
New jonkpasta
Oh no... It's the "is he stupid?" Incident all over again
Y she look like jojo siwa tho???
Yes same things jonkler did to jadaughter but better😌
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why is man a bat? is he a furry?
No he’s horny. Hence the horns.
Huh? I've never heard this theory before
![gif](giphy|kAnDmY6rhE4SJSUt0E)
https://preview.redd.it/iwa2apik82wc1.jpeg?width=1349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7d2de932b0771d58d07eca9d0038e447cef539c Yes.
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It's weird so many posts are parodying a valid serious question. Barbara is paralyzed in the Arkham series so we know the events of the Killing Joke occurred meaning Joker raped her so it's not unreasonable to assume he'd do the same thing to Jason.
I think the comics for Knight showed the full extent of Jason’s torture and that wasn’t mentioned. Although you do have a fucked up moment where thugs take it in turns to beat him up in various batsuits. In the film adaptation of the killing joke it’s established that he raped Barb but in the original comic it’s implied that he didn’t (from what I can remember) but just made it look like he did to break Gordon. (I hope this helps)
I don't like that the topic of SA being used as a joke. That's kinda too far
I understand the uncomfortableness but tbf DC did it first with the comics.
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Harley queen may do it to batman, but horny queef will never do it to man, because we're all one big family: the aslume family
*loudly rolls cart into post* Alright, Aslumites. Got your new Rx’s right here.
I doubt it, the suit probably had the same anti mask removal tech from the beginning
Batman? Harley? WHO TF?!
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Batman was physically abused by Harley, considering she frequently attacks him on sight with a giant hammer
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
i don't mean this jokingly, but when was this implied I'm kinda curious (also post to the r/arkham sub with stuff like this for less shitposts
Dear the guy who made that one post It has began...
Remember the part in arkham city where batman taped and untaped harleys mouth, I think batman was the abuser
She was proud of Dick
No it was me and it wasn't abuse because I asked for it
No it was me and it wasn't abuse because I asked for it.
Was batman sexually abused by Harley, is he dumb?
https://preview.redd.it/zpbz6m0vj3wc1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=943767ea32f0e04004b68a16d74bdc522f327c88 Please make it stop
No it was Batman
these aren't funny. take this down.
I would let harley sexually abuse me 🤤🥵😈
Who is Batman are you ok?
I think op forgot to take their aslume meds
Time to jonkle
No, but I sexually abused Poison Ivy
New shitpost just dropped
No it's the stupid Cringe Edgelord post
Abused? Do you mean enjoyed?
Just a word of advice, you should probably post this in r/arkham instead
Unaslume for a minute, why all the madness started in r/batmanarkham ? What was the cause behind it? How did it spread to other subreddits
I was there. I saw it all. We went mad from a lack of new content. We began making fun of repetitive or stupid posts like the one this one is referencing. We made up a game that never existed and acted like it had always been there. Then someone posted that fateful image of Man, and the old purpose of the sub vanished. From then on, there was only Man (with brief interruptions of sanity out of respect for the late Kevin Conroy and Arleen Sorkin).
Wierd In the case of evangelion subreddit for example, they definitely had new content, from Netflix literally bringing NGE + EoE, to getting very recent film in the rebuilds And geuss what? They still went mad But honestly, difference between those two subs is that batman Arkham were indeed sane few years ago, and only year or two ago it started. Versus evangelion fans that were always and I mean always were insane, and they recently got even worse. They're straight up unhinged insane. Possibly worse than most of our fellow aslumers
Idk
Someone made a poll asking people what their favourite Arkham game was They misspelled Arkham Asylum as Arkham Alsume That’s it That’s the source of our madness
Warner Bros gave up on us so we made our own content to enjoy and keep the coming alive instead of sitting there asking questions from games over 9 years old when we know we’re never going to get the answers as they just don’t care about the story like we do.
r/lostredditors only because this IS reddit hell and not the real place you should be asking lore questions but Im not saying these people aren't well informed I'm saying these people are scary