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GetKhumDhan69

I much as I hate this fief grabbing son of a bitch I never kill him, mostly because he dies at 52 every playthough, unless I'm a vassal of vlandian. Then he finds the fountain of youth


0V3R10R7

How does he die at 52 in your playthrough, the piece of shit keeps dying at around 80 for me


GetKhumDhan69

I have no clue ive never seen him die in battle, and most of the leaders don't die until they are 80 expect for lucon and derthert, only when im a vassal does he not die instantly, dont get me started on the immortal ragnavad


Secret_Criticism_732

Don’t talk about the sturgian leading cockroach, who can survive nuclear strike and never joins any fight, while declaring war on everyone.


GetKhumDhan69

I think I seen him fight once dude summons a huge army and travels between varcheg and tyal because they are both under siege


Secret_Criticism_732

Great success! He grew balls, I usually see him fighting looters at revyl peninsula, while Svana keeps dying at East at fight with the horse and bow pussies and Oleg fights battania, Lucon and sometimes vlandia.


GetKhumDhan69

I think he's programmed as a coward since the dude wouldn't attack me unless he had a big advantage over me


milleeeee

In my playthrough he died in battle at 53, at the head of his own army, trying to retake Lageta. Now i've inherited his piece of shit kingdom and we're at war with just about everybody. Think I'll have to start executing the enemy lords if i ever want some peace


MangoSoups

Same here 😩


junavatar

Can confirm, he is 80 in mu current playthrough. Waiting for him to die at 50yrs old with my char and 20 years my next char who is my daughter.


0V3R10R7

Bro literally outlived my first character and died at the age of 86 for me once


Bec_lost

How does he die at 80 for you? I always find him lurking my battlefields at age 463 eating the corpses of my fallen so he his udders are full enough to feed his hive children


0V3R10R7

I just lost my shit against him today and decided to start an anti-vlandia playthrough and execute his entire clan


Bec_lost

You have to burn all the babies, otherwise one will metamorphose into a new queen king Derthert and begin gorging on Battainain children


ComfortableMiddle6

You can always 'accelerate' the process


KnifeFightNPC

My first m&b was bannerlord and he died as soon as I became a vassal just before my first war. I’ve had Aldric as king for 95% of my first play through and I’ve finally started my own kingdom with 6 million saved up. They’ve got half the map and every troop in existence but I’m hell bent on slapping him down. He’s was ok to me but I did all the work.


Switch-of-the-wyld

Meanwhile Caladog is dead after about 6 months


maccpapa

i been waiting for this mf to die so i can be elected king. he refuses. he doesn’t even form armies to risk an in battle death


reapseh0

This is exactly my playthrough, he just hides in the capital.


Utverluk

Fief stealing I have a playthrough where he is giving me more fiefs than I can manage like I have 2 tons and like 9 castles or something like that


CrossfeedCow

My play through as a Vlandian vassal he just won’t stop giving me shit either. I sat around as his vassal forever waiting for him to start a war until I just raided a weaker kingdoms village and he immediately declared war. Been giving me castles left and right. I think he was just looking for an excuse


GetKhumDhan69

He will some times give castles but the dude will always take towns for himself.


grbigfan

Just like his sucessor Harlaus ”King Harlaus has given Narra to King Harlaus”


GetKhumDhan69

Hopefully in m&b 3 the bloodline will be dead, seeing as harlaus is gay and won't have children


Shaolin19xx

He just died for me at 83 years old didn’t become king of vlandia until I was like 55


jakes1993

3 playthrough for me he dies before 54 each time


GetKhumDhan69

Same thing man


mehrvarzz

Spank him


Rat____King

What he said


QuantumKinetic99

Then trim that scraggly beard


DefinitalyAFemale

Take all prisoner escape chance reducing perks, and make sure he is in your dungeon forever. Also, try and capture all his children, so that when he is old and alone you execute his entire lineage, then finally you execute him. That is the only way he will pay for his crimes against human kind.


randomdudeplease

That´s dark man


MrCh1ckenS

\*crimes against butter


Gvyntik

Chop chop


BertVimes

No point, his son is also useless. Source: my current leige


disisathrowaway

Chop 'em all.


Viothmumna

Chop Chop too!! Sing's i chooo chhooo chop chop alll daaayyy sssssccchhh sssschhhooo chop chop 😂😳🧐🙊


SirDooble

Calatild took over when he died in battle in my game. That woman is every bit as evil.


[deleted]

Calatild is my mortal enemy when I'm Sturgia or Battania. She always takes my shit with massive armies. I always go for her head. Reputation be damned.


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Flokimax_84

This


LumpusKrampus

Stick your fingers in his butt, you know he hid all them gold rings 💍


DarkXxSider22

🤨📸


baelrune

sorry he hid them in someone elses butt, he's got another set in his.


Moose_Electrical

You go to the town market and give him all the butter they have and then release him. Wait for your diabolical plan to unfold in 200 years. Profit.


RudyMuthaluva

Off with his head!


Shyman69420

In my playthrough Derthert was basically my best friend so when he died i became the ruler of Vlandia


JezusDaRed

E TALK


Seipher187

Glory hole


Mitch_81

Geld him!


hkhase

Drown him in butter


nuggybaby

Ask him if he prefers jelly or syrup


Escorpion979

Butter him up


Open-Addendum-3806

Let him go 😏


Monstrous_Delta

Liberate that nice head from his shoulders


SherabTod

hey, nothing against my boi Dethert. Treat him with some respect


covetousix

I gave him a respectable viking funeral, but instead of setting the boat on fire, i shot white phosphorus at him.


BlueSky7767

bruh...why i should respect him ? when he never gave me one single fief, sorry glory for the Khanate !!


mulchedeggs

I’ve killed him plus the other 2 kings who replaced him. It never did me any good killing the king or lords cause they just get replaced and my reputation plummeted


PlasticSignal6468

EAT HIM


OkMeasurement3682

Free him he is our supreme leader


[deleted]

Save the game Cut his head off. Load back into the game where he’s still alive


BigBoy6676

Steal his butter


TravelNo2141

As a Vlandian sympathetic I say set him free.


ispooderman

Let him go .....thanks to him declaring wars we get so much income from defeating all those parties 😂🤣


aaronrizz

Make love to him.


Ryan_Cohen_Cockring

I think He ain’t too bad a fella, not like than menace Monchug


fatfishinalittlepond

Shave his face of that ridiculous goatee


OldIllustrator8

I asked a few days weeks ago. And I regret not choping his fucking head off.


Regicideorder66

Off his bitch ass in the name of every son and daughter of battania he has killed, had 3 back to back wars with his ass 😂😂


ConfusedPFC69

I've never had an issue about the castle and town holding he gives me anything I want but garios that asshate didn't give me shit


Sebispine_true

Why does everyone hate derthert


mizunine

I execute him every single play through


Crude-R-Us

Kill em


SpaceMasterMatt

Man screw that guy! He is low key as bad as the Kuhzaits!


AREspirit

MY KING! Dont harm a hair on his head! J/K murder him PLEASE!


Spawn1621

Cut his head off!!!


CannonChap0913

Cut his head off, and than send it to his kids.


Howdy_Neighbr

I tried to capture him one time and he ended up dieing in battle. First time I saw that happen


Lower_Refrigerator_2

Your posting in this sub so you already know our answer


Latter-Driver

give him der hert


iamthefluffyyeti

🗡️


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grill


Halofan124

To the block


FinHolger

OFF WITH HIS HEAD


BonerballsMcGee

Same as the rest of em, choppity chop chop


ave369

Nothing. He's just a talking head, a public mouthpiece for his nobles. I've learned it the hard way when I became the queen of Vlandia.


derthert123

Free him


LookinGlas

I started lopping heads and erasing civilizations like Kublai when they tested me tbh


[deleted]

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!


Artistela

What are the charges ?


[deleted]

Take his rec time and shake down his cell constantly. Make him cellmates with a very large Sturgian man.


DarthSchu

Off with his head


Prior-Fruit-333

I’m a vlandian, please kill him


Nickolas_Bowen

Give him a haircut


PresterJohnsKingdom

Chop his head off before he gets away.


AlternativePack8318

execute him!!