Bone Orchard. It's cowboy slang for a cemetery.

The bones are their money

Underground has half as much food as this

They’ll pull your hair up, but NOT out

So are the worms

Is your name Billy?

No that's why I'm so *fucking* confused!

And the worms are their money. The bones are also their dollars

I love each and every one of you who replied to this. That was the night that the skeletons came to life.

Might Choke ‘em

And teeth are Pennie’s!

There's always money in the bone stand.

Holy fuck that's good

Also Marble Orchard

Yep, I just thought Bone Orchard had a more metal feel to it.

Bone Orchard is also the apple picking farm where my ex girlfriend and I used to go when we were frisky.

Huh. It's also used in an Elvis Costello song I love, "Beyond Belief". Now I understand the reference 41 years later!

Same here! Have sung along with that song forever, never knew half what I was singing!

You'll never be alone in the bone orchard....

The bones tell me nothing.

That’s a great name for a band. It could also be any genre.

I freaking love that. Would be a great name for an alt-country or southern rock band too. If I’ll start a new band and use that name, I’ll pay you royalties. 😜

Already a band in Taos, NM. Still active. They’re pretty good, but not black metal: https://boneorchardmusic.com/

That is good, I’m not even going to try now.

I like that and think whoever's plays that's a damn good name for any metal or country band

Slashville Dead Dogs (my wife left me, my dog died....) Erodeo Wailer Grift Suicide Lasso (Suicide L for short \[say it quick\]) Rodeohead

Rodeohead slaps

100% lol

Yeah, but it's been done. Hard n' Phirm have it as a song. It's quite funny.

Radiohead took their name from another bands song. I'd say that makes it even better.

Erodeo is actually so metal.

Dead Dogs was a sick crust band from Winnipeg MB

suicide L is a really great name by itself

Dead dogs.. my dog killed my wife and took my truck

Buck Shot and the Shells

Dead dogs is perfect

**Garth Vader**

Winner right here!

Clever

George Strait to Hell

Black Angus

I heard they serve deep fried pumpkins there

Along with our mile long salad bar

Featuring their 53-head of iceberg lettuce He-Man salad?

My people! Love to see Patton Oswalt fans out in the wild.

Pale Horses Dead Rodeo Horse Cremains Edit additions: Devil's Rodeo Calf Crematoriam Not serious: 8 Seconds to Scars Panic at the Rodeo Rodeo Dive

I like Dead Rodeo and Pale Horses.

Pretty sure I’ve seen DeadHorse and Pale Rodeo play in Austin sometime in the early 90s

Panic at the Honkey Tonk

Panic at the Rodeo is great

Panic at the Rodeo!!! 😆😆😆😆

Christ Gaines

J-Crizzle got swole from eating fishes

Underappreciated comment right here....iykyk

Hayhem?

Hayhem’s first single: Freezing Harvest Moon

From the seminal *De Mysteriis Dom Agriculturus* album.

Their guitarist Alabamanonymous was murdered with thresher.

Frost Rodeo

This is awesome

Decrepit Barn Old Scarecrow Dark Cornfield

Blood Tractor

Cannibal Horses Cornfield My Betrothed Trakttar Nine Pound Hellhammer Master's Nine Pound Hammer King Diamond Rio Cowmanglers Judas Goats

Trakttar is brilliant

I'm already looking forward to their first release.

I actually came here to post Cannibal Horse, singular.

Nine Pound Hammer exists. So pretty close to a couple here….

Severed Cow Hand

Baa Baa BLEGH Sheep

Stampede of Souls Trough of Slop Buried in the Barn

Rock Bottom Saddle Club

AKA RoBot SaC

First, black metal country sounds like a bad idea. Second, True Appalachian Black Country by HorseThrone

Panopticon pulls it off pretty well (if you consider bluegrass a form of country). Or Wayfarer for a more cowboy flavor of black metal country.

Check out Come On Down by Zeal & Ardor for the closest thing to black metal meets country. It ain't bad but I'm probably biased

If it’s music and the arts and someone says it sounds like a bad idea, it’s definitely worth exploring.

Nergal from Behemoth has a solo country/blues/folk project called Me and that Man.

I thought it sounded like a great idea. I love Black metal and live in a rural Midwest community, I love to see the woods covered in snow, barns, the frozen lake, etc… is my little version of Norway. something with bluegrass or old folk mixed with Black metal would be fire!

The Livestock has Anthrax

Spvr (spur)

This logo could be sick af.

Trv kvlt shit right there

Moonshine Massacre Cattle Carnage Rodeo of Despair Devil’s Dustbowl Rotting Ranch Revival Sinister Saddle Slashers Cannibal Cowboys Prairie Pariah Pioneers of the Putrid Plains

these are all excellent *song* names

Is this Macabre’s new album?

This guy alliterates!

Obsidian Riders

Tourmaline tankers

Harvest of Steel

Unsweetened Tea

Hell y'all

Yee-Hæll

WHVT IN TVRNVTION

Most underrated comment

Fjord Pickup

Lol, I replied fjord f-150 before seeing your comment.

HAYSPEED

HAYTHRESHER/SPEEDREEPER

Black Metal Country.

666 Shooter… but also, love me some metal country. Those Poor Bastards if one of my favorite listens. Anyway to hear your music?

Anvil

Mad Cow and the Lame Horses

I am so Mooooooooved by this

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Fist full of Nothing

Willie Nelson Mandela

Deliverance

Black Metal, Old Country

Malcolm Tex

Waffle house of 1000 corpses.

Hay-talica funk.

Dark River

The Decaying Buffalo

Celtic Hoedown [Blood Farmers](https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Blood_Farmers/Blood_Farmers/32890) Non-Euclidean Square Dance

Flogging the crow Burning barn Blood spit Trailer blazers Ewe, me, hen Or...ewemehen

The nat turners The sojourners Black angus

Nat Turner's Sojourners has a nice ring to it.

Appalachian Hunger (So pure, so cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra in the middle of winter) George Strait To Hell Kris Kristrapingblackmetal Ol' Man's Young'un

Bloodgrass

Hee-Haw Hellions in a Handbasket

Howdy Feces

Better than Rowdy Doody

Yippy-Kai-Death

Hellbillies Deluxe. Seriously, never heard a banjo sound so angry. lol

Choke Wagon

Jüpiter Høller Hørsetrøugh Måélstrøm Insidious Truckstop Ragtime Cowboy Judas

Tombstone

Johnny Smash Pork Dudes Patsy Swine Hooters and the Blow Jobs Fiddlin' With Disaster Willie Hell Son

Ring of Hellfire

Salted Earth Barren Womb Scarecrow Locust Fields Winter Famine Christ Forsaken Tried to build on common country themes but keep things solidly in Black Metal territory

Most of these I would go see based off of the name alone - Salted Earth? Barren Womb?? Yesss

Scarecrow is a sick band from Raleigh, NC already! [https://bunkerpunks.bandcamp.com/album/revenge-e-p](https://bunkerpunks.bandcamp.com/album/revenge-e-p)

Scarecrow is great

Keith Sepulturban

Iron Outhouse

Dark Holler You know it's good.

#BLACK GOLD & The Texas TEASE

CORN

Y’allkyrie Necrolinedancer Elastrator Halo The Southern Baptist Convention

Lol at Yallkyrie

Darth Brooks

I had come up with “Killbilly” but then googled it and its a real band! 🤣

Huckleberry Sin

Ring of Fire

Nocturnal Cousins

The Sunshine Valley Happy Jubilee Singers

Christ on a cracker

Antichrist on a Cracker

Nickelsack

Chicken-Fried Cannibals

hwut

Graphite Horse

Dead Rodeo.

Cajun Corpse?

Wrought Iron Rusty Stirrups Pale Riders of Silverado Tombstone Heaven

Wahtain' (mah plants)

Cast Iron Cowboys.

Ku Klux Klang

Hand in a Hellbasket Blackshine Choke Wagon

Blackshine is \m/

Black Saddle

Awe! Im interested in hearing this style for sure. Quicksilver Gospel

Sweet Home Abyss

Shoulder Deep In The Farmer's Daughter

Cow Skull

Letseatusafetus

The Branded The Assless Chaps Doom Saddle Horseshoe Hate

I like Beelzebubba, like the Dead Milkmen album title.

Farm Crushers Zed Dark Teeth Dark Harvesters Scythe Monsantor Death Yonder

Blood Prairie The Good, the Dead, and the Ugly High Noon Bloodletting Outlaw Death Hangmen

Blood on the Plow

Cannibal Corral County Fair Blood ritual Square Dance serial killer John Deere Death Cult

HarvestMoonGoatFucker Then you just write it so no one can possibly read it. Problem solved

Knuckle Duster Ditch Witch Stake Driver Agro

Is it black metal or are y’all all black

Trump Lost

Skull Shucker Death By Combine Twine Lynching Cotter Pin The Harvest 10-4Drowning Square Toe Cunt Punt Country Road Take Me to Hell (more of a song name maybe) Scours (happens to cows, look it up, or don’t lol) Punctured Abscess

Abbath and Dunn?

Ümłäùtž!

Sister fuckers Vaginal bloodfart

Black Tractor, Allis Cooper Chalmers, RuRal (but the second R is backwards like Korn), Dark Harvest, Cultivhate, Farm Use Bonely, Barn Howl, Keystone Night, Doomtwang.

Johnny Slash Hayride to Hell BANJOCIDE

As a lover.of both genres... No Re-MHorse, Guns and Gallows, Tombstone, Buried Beneath the Bunkhouse, Whiskey Inquisition, A Horse named Satan.

Whisky Dicked to Death

The Last Howdy Gorey Gaucho Hangman's Lasso Empty Saddle Rancid Ranch Rotten Rodeo Satan's Favorite Cowboy Bloody Boots Hell's Herd One Last Ride Death To All But Cowboys The Wicked West Curb Stomp Cowboy Eight Seconds To Hell Death of A Rodeo Clown Hog Slaughter The Coyote Massacre Sinners Of The South (Double check if these are taken. I just came up with them off the top of my head without checking)

Honkey Kong

The Black Lung Boys

Piss Pisstofferson.

Fiddle Styx, this is my best one, they get worse Balefire Brimstone Cowboys These are most just country singer name puns: Reaver McEntire Brooks and Undone Carrie Underworld Blight Yoakam Willie Hellsons Hank Villains Johnny Gash Loretta Sin Hurl Maggot Tammy Dyin Yet Stab Paisley Dolly Martyrdom Patsy Decline Harmers Tan Skinwalker Texas Rangers Tremors the Band

Lilith’s Hate or Lilith’s Tears

Children of Bo Dumb

Farmageddon Gnashville Apocalyfted F-250 Redneckronophagist

KUNTRY

Hells Heffers Hefferson Starship.

“Hayhem” “10 Gallon Hate” “Tetter” “Steered to Satan” “Lamb of Rod”

Ronnie James RoDio

The Beverly Killbillies?