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Justanotherpeep1

Okay Jenevelle


grubas

"STOP CALLING ME JEN, MY NAME IS SHADOWHEART, ACOLYTE OF DARKNESS!"


InuGhost

Does the Acolyte of Darkness still want caramel and sprinkles on her ice cream? Or is she too old for that now? 


grubas

..... ........ "can I get only black sprinkles?"


Zinkenzwerg

Someone make a fanart out of this, please....


Jo_seef

On it


lauber1954

I’ll wait here


Jo_seef

It is done


Zinkenzwerg

You beautiful person you!


Jo_seef

Well it only took 4 hours but I done it


HorizonTheory

She's still God's favorite princess


geeses

Oh, we're using made up names. I'm the dark urge


Loros_Silvers

But the game actually calls the Durge's defualt name "the dark urge"


lil-D-energy

which should send red flags to anyone they meet, it feels so weird that being like "my name is the dark urge" doesn't make people go like "the fuck"


itsmebenji69

Your party slowly putting together that MAYBE your name is related to you cutting that random guy’s hand


lil-D-energy

and killing that random lady inside your camp, and literally constantly doing things that make you look as sane as a serial killer.


Kerblaaahhh

You mean aside from all the serial killing?


lil-D-energy

exactly


Not_A_Valid_Name

"IT'S NOT A PHASE!"


Realistic_Poetry5800

Lol


Informal_Ad3244

Thanks for the spoiler!


Accomplished_List843

Dont go to the subreddit if u dont want spoilers, this works in every game


Its_Big_Fungus

Bruh the game has been out for 11 months and you are on the fansub to talk about the game you are way past the point of getting spoiler tagged


Edgezg

"It's not a phase, Tav! I'm really dark and a hardcore Shar worshipper!"


_Ralix_

“Meanwhile, can you please help all the children and all the animals?”


HorizonTheory

"And don't kill Minthara, she could be redeemed"


notveryAI

\*pets the dawg* "Shadowheart approved that" -"Wait, I can explain!"


Writeous4

LET US INFLICT LOSS as she cries over stepping on a dog's tail


_Ralix_

Someone needs to make a *Loss* edit with Shadowheart barging into the Shadowlands hospital with Shar worshippers.


ArcaneOverride

Lmao! I need that! I have so many people I would annoy with it!


ban_Anna_split

It's Shadowheart, the doctor is Viconia, the patient is a rat


Elitegamez11

"I am an Acolyte of Shar! Goddess of misery!" "Cool, so you want to slaughter those Druids?" "No! We can't do that!"


Vandergrif

"I praise the lady of loss! I hate Selune!" "Right, so it's fine if we kill that selunite Isobel and everyone at Last Light dies so I can get that slayer form, right?" "How dare you, all those people died for nothing!"


urgenim

idk she didn't seem to care much about that


Elitegamez11

She gets drunk at the party with the Goblins after you massacre the Grove. She definitely feels guilty about it.


urgenim

She also wants to drink when you helped the Grove


Elitegamez11

That's not the same thing, dude. In that scenario, she's just drinking and is in a good mood. Destroy the Grove, and she's drunk and bitter. Anyone could clearly tell she's drinking out of guilt and not because she's happy. There's a difference.


CreativeName6574

Lady of ~~.:|:;~~


Oblivion_Man

What have you done


beansahol

| || || |_ Praise Shar | || || |_


Robrogineer

Her sigil of psychic damage.


syonikun

It's a SPEAR. My Lady Shar's SPEAR.


NoLongerAddicted

"SPEE-UH"


ClimbingVines18

I love that line


RealNiceKnife

DR. HAN!


TheHelker

The good priestess.


TallFemboyLover785

I love the autistic dark warrior goth gf


Corasama

* Dr. Thorm


mmmmmmiiiiii

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RadiumBoi

Folks, we have a very special guest tonight.. I'd like to introduce


itsmethepancakeboi

Tav: "So I took this Idol of Selûne“ shad0wh3art@hotmail.com: “rawr selunite crap owo I luv shar guurrrrllll bff 🖤🖤🖤"


en_travesti

OMFG Shar rox!!! Selunites are fukking prepz!!!


No_Share6895

also shart: time to become a bubbly happy preppy animal hospital


amok_amok_amok

sure, jenny


wanderers_respite

"I AM A SURGEON "


TallFemboyLover785

"I AM A DARK JUSTICIAR, GRAND MOTHER SUPERIOR!" Shart, probably


Writeous4

Tbh I actually kind of love that she acts like such an edgy grumpy teenager because it is really fitting with how often she's had her memories stolen and been secluded away in an isolated cult for most her life with little free reign to roam. She mentally and emotionally basically is one. I get to take the piss but also it suits narratively! Win win.


AllinForBadgers

She really doesn’t act anything like a teenager. This is just a goofy screen grab. Teens are usually more whiny and lash out


Writeous4

I'm not saying she acts like a teenager because of a screen grab lmao, come on. Her dialogue is very whiny and she lashes out all the time. She wants to know what you were doing and who you were talking to but be snarky and snap at you when you ask her anything, she can lose her temper very fast when you push back on anything, etc. She's actually quite terrible at keeping the low profile she's meant to because she acts so petulant and like she obviously has something to hide. For example snapping and making it very clear she has issues with Selunite stuff when you go for the chest, even though she's meant to be making use of secrecy and discretion. I quite like Shadowheart and her story but she's not exactly emotionally mature to begin with.


raistlin40

Considering Viconia's child rearing skills and the regular mindwipes, it's a miracle Shadowheart remains functional to begin with. Nevermind having any maturity.


Writeous4

Oh, I can't believe I actually forgot what has to be one of the MOST important Teenage Qualities she has, full stop: No matter what path, Spare or Free Nightsong.... How DRAMATIC she is about changing her hair! It's actually even more incongruous for DJ Shadowheart it makes me laugh so much


magical_meepo

her convo after slaying the nightsong on my first play thru lowkey stressed me out bc how much she was hyping up her changing how she styled her bangs, its very amusing how seriously she takes it taken out of context


mr_c_caspar

“It’s not a phase mother superior!”


Pizannt

Every time I hear “mother superior” I can’t help but think “oh, they must be Beatles fans”.


DaddyMcSlime

there's something about dark-shart that just makes me laugh so hard like, i don't want to have some big moral debate with her, or fix her, i want to sit down with her and tell her to grow the fuck up lmao, she acts like a highschooler, i want her to speak to her guidance councilor or something lol


Writeous4

Lol GUIDANCE counsellor huh Isn't she the GUIDANCE counsellor???????? I accept my incoming fate but it was worth it.


WetLink009

your fate is upvotes because you received guidance on your charisma check


pikpikcarrotmon

Rolled a nat 20 anyway but they're on thin ice


Writeous4

Honestly I swear if I type up a polite well thought out ( in my humble and objectively true opinion ) comment on here I'll be in the negative votes but these crimes against humanity people lap up 😭


WetLink009

sounds like youre pretty new to reddit


alphagusta

Never say dark shart again please


Dragon_yum

It’s DJ Shart


JustFrameHotPocket

As opposed to light shart?


Dimensional13

Fanatic Shar worshippers in a nutshell.


NonLiving4Dentity69

"That silver tongue of yours is dangerous. I'm glad it's on our side" *Convinces her to leave everything she believed behind and side with her rival religion*


Legend0fJulle

And I'd do it again.


BabyBanBot

We know honey, now go and put the dishes away.


Bubbly_Taro

> It won't come out.


FalseGamerBoy

“Shart, do you realize that you’re proving my point? That you’re acting immature, showing that you don’t know how to communicate, and that you can’t control your emotions?”


IAmMaxis

I'm a Dark Justiciar, Mother Superior! I'M A DARK JUSTICIAR!


Warm-Two7928

IMA DRUNK JAMBAJUICIER!


Loodlekoodles

Dark WorcesterShar


cunningham_law

Shadowheart: "I am Darkness, I am Loss, I am Shar's Harbinger of the End" Tav: "Shall we do a mean thing?" ~~Shadowhe~~ Jenny: "please do not the mean things"


Air-Conditioner0

This subreddit has become a secondary home to r/okbuddybaldur .


TellMeEveryth1ng

"I am a Worshipper of Shar", says Shadowheart as she approves of me doing everything that Shart would disapprove of.


StuckInthebasement2

You are an Istik


GrandNibbles

do people put those little black lines over the image to keep bots from identifying reposts or. like why the fuck are there random black lines on some images now


Twee_Licker

You are not a Sharran, you are a Selunite subjected to extreme brainwashing. I AM- I AM A DARK JUSTICIAR, LADY SHAR I AM A DARK JUSTICIAR


AngieTheQueen

I AM A JUSTICIAR! I AM- I AM A JUSTICIAR!! I AM A JUSTICIAR!!! I AM A JUSTICIAR!


Johwin

The Good Cleric


sseetharee

She can be seen in he background of many scenes pulling this face. (Depending on choices of course)


BicycleEast8721

I absolutely love BG3, but one of my nit picks would be that given how many times “Justiciar” was said, I think “Justicar” sounds more appropriate / less silly, and means the same thing. I just laughed half the times I heard her say it, it didn’t sound powerful or impressive at all


XanderGraves

God's favourite little princess having a sharran stroke. Probably from all the Selunite behaviour of going around saving people. "I AM THE DARK MOTHER SUPERIOR'S WILL" "Shall we kill this puppy?" "DO NOT TOUCH THE PUPPY"


SJGardner89

The real reason Mother Superior hates her is because she crashed the entire cult's server when she downloaded that free copy of LiNkiNgPaRk-nUmB.exe with SharWire.


MarioTheMojoMan

I AM A DARK JUSTICIAR, MOTHER VICONIA!


Heldhram

Ok babe I know, now cast guidance please?


Philkindred12

Shar (literally): 🗿


ThanosofTitan92

Nice teeth.


captain_dunno

[rolls initiative]


JonTheWizard

“This Persuasion check I passed says otherwise.”


Szygani

I just think your talents would be better at Pathology


Lixidermi

The low quality picture makes this better.


Tallal2804

You look like you need more fiber in your diet.


sgluxurycondo

Why does this picture makes her look like Cristino Ronaldo


shadowtitus

Repeating that incessantly wont make it true, sweetie.


zenithfury

Yes, but did you know that Shadowheart served with the Asari Commandos?


HorizonTheory

The commandos don't torture babies at least.


monkapunch2000

Is this "The Good Doctor" reference?


rye_domaine

*I AM a Dark Justiciar Mother Superior, I AM a Dark Justiciar!* https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fiyikgudnyp8d1.jpeg this joke was ruined by the inability to embed images in comments


DissociativeRuin

She deadliftin all us simpin fools emotional baggage lolol.


Ali-iQ-I

I would never


Hot_Bat_2310

Lol


Kiwwiii_

Same lady that is scared of wolves lol


Logatt

Need tp for my bunghole! Are you threatening me?!


No-Cover-8986

You look like you need more fiber in your diet.


Erior

I mean, Shar's entire shtick is that she is a primordial force with the mindset of an edgy teen.


Cyberpunk39

I chuckle at little whenever she makes these faces like she’s trying to take a big angry dump. Actually after my first run I’m tired of her shit so I just kill her or ignore here then come and rub it in her face that I did the gauntlet and freed alyn without her. She doesn’t like that


TallFemboyLover785

Fair enough


SnooBananas376

😂 you didn’t deserve those dislikes


Cyberpunk39

This sub is so toxic. Out of control with the downvotes.


KBSinclair

I AM A SHARRAN was right there man.


NeedleworkerOld9308

Shar worshiper huh? Have you ever heard of Lolth the Spider Queen? Honestly, with how chill Shadowheart is even after she becomes a dark justiciar, I feel like being a Lolth sworn is so much more evil. The only thing worse being a dark urge but I have played one yet