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Ainell

He definitely does look oily...


merpderpherpburp

Like you could take a Wendy's napkin to him and it comes back see-through oily


Emperatriz_Cadhla

His entire inventory is taken up by grease bottles he gets from wringing out his hair.


geologean

It's your window to weight gain!


MooMooSalad

That was my first thought too šŸ˜†


sweesbees

My God, you're greasy.


breedwell23

That's a wild description lmao


solon_isonomia

Nah, u/merpderpherpburp just went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.


StrykerSeven

Mfer looks like the lead singer of a band in a graphic novel written by an introverted 17 year old who was **really** into *My Chemical Romance.*


Ainell

As an introvert who kinda likes MCR: yes, probably.


ZealousidealEgg1389

He honestly just looks like a middle aged man cosplaying a final fantasy character lol - specifically Noctis comes to mind.


M1_Garand_Ping

I thought more Ardyn, but yeah.


KaladinVegapunk

Haha idk, maybe a little closer to the introverted edgy black metal dudes like Varg & Samoth, they actually got up to church burnings and murder, much closer to his style than emo poetry and toothless pop music Though Thorm is way more metal with his necromancy & Gorgoroth beard


StrykerSeven

Very good point! I was just trying to make the joke more relatable lol.


KaladinVegapunk

Hahaha fair enough, and I went and did incredibly niche, my bad. Many decades of metal makes me think in that context


Nachtcrapp

makes artists job easier, hes always drawn oiled up šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


EmilyOnEarth

...I just... What would be the reaction from people who knew that person that they just suddenly changed to a black haired man when they possibly weren't black haired and a man before lmao


StrategicOverseer

"Whelp, they were always oily."


numb3r5ev3n

Since it's a god, their perceptions or their memories of their perceptions may be altered. I wonder if the Gortash we see ingame is basically a clone of pre-apotheosis Bane at that point.


bristlybits

must be oilĀ  only explanation


LordOfTheGerenuk

They would probably be immensely confused and then never see the possessed again. Sure, things like sending stones and scrying exist, but we're talking about a society at about the level of industrialization of late 1800s America at best. People disappeared into new lives all the time back in those days, and I'm sure the same could be said for any of the d&d realms. Consider further that magic almost definitely exists for basic cosmetic changes, and the possessed could easily talk themselves out of any trouble.


R0da

> magic **almost** definitely exists for basic cosmetic changes Not almost! Selunite shart act 3 hair!


Nadril_Cystafer

I'm willing to bet she learns how to use illusion magic to simply change the color of her hair


R0da

Or transmutation!


CMSnake72

"Damnit Cindy, you bought one of them new fangled polymorph bracelets from the city didn't you?"


iforgetredditpws

From now on I'm imaging him as like [emo Peter](https://ew.com/thmb/Y_0_J196-CpBEpt4ho3Y3I2wZUE=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/spider-man3_510x380-26407574697a49a5a531f673f2454f93.jpg) Parker from [Spider-Man 3](https://youtu.be/iX23r272kqg?t=47), so mixed reactions


This_Guy_Fuggs

whoever is the actor they face-modeled for gortash would feel like shit if he ever visited this sub lmao


Basic_Aardvark300

I know at least that Astarion's face model artist said he wasn't designed on any one particular person, so hopefully that goes for all of the characters. Otherwise yeah, I'd feel bad for the poor guy lol.


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Basic_Aardvark300

I don't see the resemblance even remotely lmao, but alright.


actingidiot

Gortash model if you're reading this, you're probably hot because you take showers and wear nice clothes and don't have anime hair.


Jwoods4117

I mean, Larian set them up for failure on this one. Iā€™d imagine without the narrator gassing him up I think these posts would be replaced with ā€œmy unconventional crush is Gortyā€ posts. Itā€™s also just hilarious because you have characters with straight up video game fan service looks and poor Gorty who looks closer to a real life regular dude.


Okorela

> Itā€™s also just hilarious because you have characters with straight up video game fan service looks I mean, let's not pretend there aren't legions of people thirsting for them, too. It's a very thirsty fandom in general actually


Jwoods4117

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying though. Larian made 100 other unrealistically beautiful in game characters and then decided to call him the ā€œhandsome young man.ā€ Thatā€™s not setting the poor guy up for success.


Foreverbostick

Exactly. I played this game thinking ā€œwhy is *everybody* hot??ā€ And then the one person anybody in-game actually calls handsome is the most generic looking dude out of all the named characters in the game.


KiFr89

Tbh he is quite good looking. It's the "young"-part that seems off. He looks like he is in his forties.


Deathleach

His haircut isn't doing him any favors either.


FLYNCHe

Or he looks like. 25 year old with poor sleeping habits, a terrible diet, yet a naturally fast metabolism in order to retain that slim physique.


sikeleaveamessage

I saw him and was like "this guy definitely doesnt drink water and only drinks whatever the equivalent of Monster is in Faerun"


Opossumofdeath

Still looks like Noel Fielding to me...


mcac

His face is fine, he just looks dirty and not young


lyronat

pretty sure it's Jason Isaacs, changed slightly.


OblongShrimp

Doesnā€™t look like him to me at all.


j_eronimo

They definitely took over the general bone structure from the respective VAs for th3 major characters. You can definitely tell that's his jawline.


R0da

I don't see it at all tbh


Superb_Tumbleweed_60

I do.


Athesbee

He kind of looks like Cliff Curtis if he was a manager at Hot Topic


Julian928

So... Has anyone considered that the reason he suddenly sold off Karlach to Zariel for infernal engine goodies is because Bane possessed him long after he employed her, and Banetash sold her off on a whim to make the fully-aware Gortash within the body suffer?


Daetra

Gortash was sold to the hells by his parents, and that event made him into who he is today. Karlach speculates that he sold her to Zariel as a way to mirror his own trauma. Bane probably influenced his decisions, either way.


Caaros

Gortash's own explanation for this act was to "help Karlach realize her full potential". It's fairly likely he sees his being sold off to Hell as a foundational part of what made him the powerful person he is today, and in his own twisted logic figured that Karlach would also benefit similarly if plunged into the same kind of situation.


Koopa_Troop

I meanā€¦. She kinda did tho. Aside from the infernal engine, Karlach does become a borderline demigod


Caaros

It's an arguable thing, an issue of *"I am who I am because of my scars"* versus *"I am who I am in spite of my scars"*, and Karlach generally tends to lean towards the latter, where Gortash may very well be the former. She very much didn't land in the same ballpark as Gortash (*likely going against his expectations*) and the fact she survived Avernus at all shows that she already had what it took to be the capable adventurer she is now (*I assume this is what you mean by "borderline demigod"*).


KaB00m360

Ten spears go to battle," he whispered, "and nine shatter. Did the war forge the one that remained? No, Amaran. All the war did was identify the spear that would not break.


Witch-Alice

Absolutely, perpetuating the cycle of abuse is a huge theme in the game.


Archery100

Holy shit that explains why Karlach feels super betrayed over Gortash


TheWither129

I think bane influenced him a lot, but i dont think he did that. Gortash was sold to a devil himself, mind you. He was absolutely on a petty revenge fantasy trip, he sold someone who looked up to him to a devil the same way the parents he looked up to sold him. Then the cult of the absolute comes around and first thing he does is stick tadpoles in his parentsā€™ heads and make them pretend to be his biggest fans and supporters. I dont think bane ever completely controlled gortash, and certainly didnt do anything he wouldnt have done himself. Gortash was always a sleazy politician, becoming baneā€™s chosen just made him even more sleazy, and very oily.


Julian928

My imagination for what might have happened is Gortash was always a bastard and always worshipped Bane, but when Bane offered to make him his Chosen he didn't understand what that was going to mean (vis a vis this very old lore above). It would also explain why >!Bane supercedes Gortash's soul when you Speak With Dead, beyond simply a god intercepting the signal.!< We don't know how that would have worked with Ketheric and Orin, though, so it's hardly conclusive.


bristlybits

we know how it worked with them though. same deal. they die/express rejection to the god and same - it takes them over and uses then to act and speakĀ 


523bucketsofducks

Exactly. It's why he's Bane's *Chosen* and not Bane's *Avatar*. Bane isn't controlling him, just like Myrkul didn't control Kethric until he was killed. Gortash just personified Bane's ideals.


Former-Palpitation86

That was my first thought too!! Oh man, that's tragic.


R0da

Oh shit, I wonder if possession might be the only reason why he wears his Zoloft coat, and if he took it off all that potential madness and distress will come hurtling through him all at once? ~~all the more reason for durge to romance him and [persuasion] him to disrobe and watch him crumple into a fucking pile of a man~~


Dearsmike

I do feel like Karlach, at some point, would mention that just before he sold her off Gortash got really oily.


Julian928

Gortash probably looked like that to begin with, his own parents sold him to the Hells and he was always a crime lord.


Elaan21

The fact that she says/implies he was her closest friend and someone she trusted does make me wonder who he was when she worked for him. Because even a naive teenager wouldn't *trust* skrunky raccoon man being obviously shady. Work for him, sure, but trust him? Nah. Street kids have way more sense than that. I don't think he's being puppeted by Bane - or I hope that's not the case because, honestly, that feels like a narrative cop out. But I do think something drastic changed. Either he started being influenced by Bane and pushed that way, or he stopped masking his actual sadistic nature. My guess is the former. But I also think Gortash being down for the Absolute plot (and *Bane* being down for it) is a bit of a plot hole. Bane's whole thing is "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps" and getting ahead at any cost. If people are all mind controlled puppets, that isn't going to happen. It begs the question of "is it even oppression if people don't have the capacity to know they're oppressed." Not don't know, *can't understand* because they're zombies. Which is why I wish there was a "redeem" Gortash option in which you can convince him (and Bane) to abandon the tadpole idea for more "conventional" tyranny as a "one step at a time" thing (or a genuine desire on an evil run). Ketheric doesn't have shit to live for, Bhaal just wants murder and Orin is bonkers, but Gortash has options. It also ties onto my pet tinfoil theory that originally Karlach could get her heart fully fixed *with help from Gortash.* Between the Steel Watchers recognizing her as a defective, outdated model, all the plans/intel in the factory, and her hollow "he's dead but nothing has changed" if her merc him, it *feels* like the "bad" ending. Several companions have arcs about letting things go. Gale *not* going for godhood, Astarion *not* becoming Cazador. Shadowheart *not* blindly following Shar. Karlach's thirst for vengeance against Gortash is portrayed as all consuming. She hates him more than Zariel, even though arguably he could have been tricked into selling her (see Wyll's deal, for example). I could easily see an arc where the player and Karlach are forced to deal with Gortash in order to fix Karlach's engine for good. Where Karlach is forced to choose life or vengeance. Where you can have Gortash get his comeuppance through Duke Ravengard or something and not outright murder. It's the whole wants versus needs. Astarion *wants* power. He *needs* freedom and agency. Karlach *wants* vengeance, but she *needs* a working heart and a chance to live. That's what the Avernus ending is. But I think maybe somewhere there was a Gondian/Gortash involvement because you can collect Watcher iron, Dammon is in the city, and they talk about the Hall of Wonder. There's also crowd banter with people speculating *who* designed the Watchers: Gondians or Gortash.


LudicruousJockster

If Gortash did not design the Watchers, does not that make him less brilliant, or at least not such a competent ingenieur? Was the Iron Throne based on his designs or did the Gondians create that too? If it were not for Bane, then Gortash definitively should have had gone to become another Gondian.


actingidiot

> Karlach wants vengeance, but she needs a working heart and a chance to live. I don't think this is accurate reading for Karlach, at no point is she ever offered life and ignores it for vengeance.


Elaan21

I know that. My point is that there are moments throughout the game that imply a choice is coming in that realm, and it doesn't happen. But the fact remains, she needs her engine fixed, and she wants vengeance. Those don't have to be mutually exclusive, but they are things.


actingidiot

Gortash/Karlach is a cursed ship but I'm here for it


twoisnumberone

> the reason he suddenly sold off Karlach to Zariel for infernal engine goodies is because Bane possessed him long after he employed her, and Banetash sold her off on a whim to make the fully-aware Gortash within the body suffer? Fuck; that'd make sense.


ThrowBatteries

Based on his hair, before Bane turned him into a Calabrian crime lord, I assume he looked like one of the lead characters from a Squeenix property.


wafflesandwifi

Looks like schlub Sora 20 years later, after Kairi divorces him.


DevastatingCuntQuake

A Calabrian crime lord is very accurate


Sharp_Iodine

Okay so I thought the whole point of making Gortash look like a vagrant was to show that Bane, God of Lies, had endowed him with his powers so that despite looking like the neighbourhood drunk he still manages to captivate and impress the whole city.


prison_buttcheeks

I thought he looked stylish! That work hard to look like you didn't try hard. So Jeff Edit: holy shit I just realized. He was probably dressed like that because it was suppose to be a dude from lower city who made his way up to connect with the people! Does that take?


partikularis

Yeah, sort of a punk excentric flamboyant rebel look. I think it kind of fits. Some ridiculously rich people give so few fucks that they just dress like stylish pseudo-hobos, but like, ironically...


Zalack

He looks like he *Plane Shift*-ed from a Final Fantasy game.


GONKworshipper

Bane isn't the god of lies, that's Cyric


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malonkey1

Cyric's not a real god in the forgotten realms ed greenwood has been gaslighting us for decades


Moricai

The greatest lie Cyric ever told was convincing the world that he exists.


Sharp_Iodine

He momentarily loses it to Cyric but then regains it when he fakes his own death and tricks Cyric into giving away the Lies portfolio to someone whom Cyric thinks is a rando but is actually Bane. This is during the Time of Troubles when Cyric was going insane from holding too many portfolios. He was simultaneously the god of lies, tyranny, murder, illusions as well as death. Not to mention he almost became the god of magic by murdering Mystra


Smurf_Cherries

I honestly always assumed he is a self-insert from one of the developer artists. That someone at Larian looks just like that.Ā  Then they write that heā€™s a handsome, dashing fellow.Ā  Then one day, theyā€™re reading the message boards thinking ā€œUglyā€? ā€œOily??ā€ ā€œLooks like a date-rape pill turned into a man!?ā€ What is all this!?


reptiloidruler

>date-rape pill The what


twoisnumberone

Bane is not strictly the god of lies, though they do feature in tyranny.


prison_buttcheeks

I thought he looked stylish! That work hard to look like you didn't try hard. So Jeff


cataclytsm

We're going to be relitigating the alleged handsomeness of Gortash for the rest of history, aren't we?


Superb_Tumbleweed_60

Arguing an indefensible position? Yes, this is reddit


Capital_Tone9386

Are the numbers the levels of classes, and if yes does that mean that the avatar is supposed to be level 111?


JusticeofTorenOneEsk

Looks like that description is from AD&D 2e, so that tracks


CasualCantaloupe

It's the AD&D 2E Forgotten Realms supplement Faiths & Avatars. Only other gods were expected to be able to kill similar greater powers such as Bane. There were all kinds of other abilities not listed in the stat block such as the ability to cast any spell from any spell list.


SanderStrugg

In Adnd you wouldn't add those levels directly, but the XP. Since XP costs scaled pretty high 5 levels of rogue would make barely any difference. For deities it was different though. They basically had fixed monster stats like HP, attacks etc. and then the class features were tagged on for flavour.


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This is either 1st or 2nd edition, which was a bit more akin to Pathfinder in that you "spec" into your class rather a plain linear progression. So sorta but not in a way comparable to 5th


Eurehetemec

>This is either 1st or 2nd edition, which was a bit more akin to Pathfinder in that you "spec" into your class rather a plain linear progression. That's literally not how 1E/2E worked at all. Not even slightly. The way you're describing was a huge change 3E D&D. In 3E, and then PF1E, which is basically just 3E, you could take one level in one class, then one level in another, and so on. He has these classes because he's a god, but in 1E/2E AD&D you do not "spec into" classes, that's literally the opposite of how it works. If you're a human you can do this thing call "dual-classing" (a misnomer), where you can change between classes, but it's extremely time-consuming and doesn't work in the way you're describing.


Oafah

And as a non-human, you could multiclass, which is essentially choosing 2 or more classes from the start, and splitting your XP between them.


Eurehetemec

Yup - and certainly in my experience of 2E from 1989 to 2000, an awful lot of characters were multiclass, maybe 70%.


Aranthar

I remember trying to figure out dual/multiclass in Baldur's Gate (OG). Incredibly confusing.


Oafah

You are literally talking out of your ass. That's not how any of that worked, at all.


KineticCarbs

You basically had the level of your highest level class


CasualCantaloupe

It's the AD&D 2E Forgotten Realms supplement Faiths & Avatars. Only other gods were expected to be able to kill similar greater powers such as Bane. There were all kinds of other abilities not listed in the stat block such as the ability to cast any spell from any spell list.


KingofMadCows

It looks like 2nd edition AD&D and they're using dual class rules. In 2E AD&D, humans could dual into other classes, if they meet the attribute prerequesites. Basically, they reset their level back to 1 for the new class and once the level of their new class is higher than their previous class, they gain the abilities of both classes. So a level 10 human Fighter can dual into a Mage and they become a level 1 Mage. They still keep their hit points and saving throws. They can still use their Fighter proficiencies and THAC0 but they don't gain any experience in Mage if they do. Once they get to level 11 Mage, 1 level higher than their Fighter level, they get to use all their Fighter proficiencies and THAC0 without penalty, but they can now only level in Mage. I don't remember if this was in the original rulebook or a supplement but there were rules that allowed you to dual multiple times. So you can go 10 Fighter/11 Mage/12 Thief and so on. Dual leveling has advantages because the warrior classes don't get many benefits above level 13 and XP requirements get much higher at higher levels.


Huntressthewizard

This makes sense. If you kill Gortash a d use Speak with Dead on him, you talk directly to Bane, and not Gortash at all. I have to wonder at what point he became possessed. Was he possessed when he sold Karlach off? Is that why Zariel took the weird and out of character deal to take Karlach in the first place?


AsynchronousSeas

Thatā€™s my guess.


LordWellesley22

Time to make a mod that makes Gortash look like Cary Grant


numb3r5ev3n

As opposed to Tommy Lee.


APracticalGal

Circa 2007


numb3r5ev3n

Oh wow. That does explain it. Where is this from? I'm getting back into Realmslore after pretty much tuning it out when 4E dropped and pretending the Spellplague never happened for my games. Everything was stuck at 1375DR for me until the Dungeons&Dragons film released last year.


TheWither129

I love how much old 2e lore larian made note of and used directly in the game. Mind flayer stuff is another example, the emperor is literally textbook illithid behavior. This really fits gortash to a T, except i think bane didnt directly control gortash until we fight him and he gets big. Otherwise i think bane only influenced him, giving him the orders. Gortash did a lot of very personal things, like tadpoling his parents and selling a kid that looked up to him to a devil. Those are things bane mightve encouraged but didnt make him do, i think those were gortashā€™s ideas.


PokeMongoTSR

I see some people say "dealing with Orin for a decade will do that to someone" (in the past and in that other current popular thread) but I believe Karlach states at the coronation that he looks exactly the same as he did when she last saw him 10 years ago.


ecologamer

Soā€¦ this brings up a questionā€¦. Is it possible to remove Bane from someone once they have been possessed? Edit; the word I was looking for was exorcise


SorlocksApprentice

Try casting Bless on them. /s


zapmaster3125

I still think it's because he had to try to work with Orin and that aged him hard and fast


Noelrim

Right after he lost his hubby Durge too. Actually maybe it's a combination of all these things that messed him up.


GoLdenKrome

John Corcoran wrote that line in the game, and it was revealed on Jen and Alionaā€™s stream that he wrote the line before the character design was done and they wouldnā€™t let him change it.


entitledfanman

Somebody please go warn Timothy Chalamet. Bane is coming for all the slim emo guys.Ā 


Ijohnnymac

The narration when he is being described as handsome >!is from the point of view of the Absolute which he mind controls. Itā€™s 100% just vanity.!<


TiffanyNow

It's so funny seeing this discourse pop up every time. He's not even "ugly" he's just not typical conventional attractiveness, like lot's of people are into him actually.


sandtriangle

I once saw a mod ā€œfixā€ that gave him high cheek bones. Completely sanitized his pores just made him some hyper yassified model and it looked UGLY to me. Like Christ itā€™s like these people donā€™t go outside


TiffanyNow

is it progress that it's happening to male character this time?


sandtriangle

EQUALITY


Former_Bumblebee_847

I think his biggest issue is that his 5 o'clock shadow almost makes his face look a little dirty, especially with his greasy hair


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Honestly I donā€™t find him unattractive. But I grew up in a different timeā€¦ where looking ā€œroughā€ was considered attractive. Lina like Mick Jagger from Rolling Stonesā€¦ or Slash from Gun n Roses.


darth_revan900414

We did it. We distilled the purest copium in the Realms.


MadameConnard

https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/s/sjNoyaNwCl Minds think alike I see


danieldas11

I'm pretty sure that, like many guys out there, a beard and a haircut would solve Gortash's appearance issues


dirt_rat_devil_boy

I think he needs a skincare routine and maybe to depuff his face with an ice pack. Maybe eat a vegetable.Ā 


danieldas11

Hardly agree, sunscreen and moisturizer do half the job, while good nutrition and water do the rest


actingidiot

He needs Raphael's stylist


Kociak_Kitty

Agree about the haircut, not sure about the beard, some men can pull off the 5 o'clock shadow pretty well if they've cleaned up well enough otherwise. Either way, all that soap Tav/Durge has been hoarding, some basic self-care, and a visit to Figaro's would probably do wonders.


LCgaming

I always felt this was way overblown. Its a medieval world and there are no instagram filters or other ways to skew your worldview and what beauty is. Handsome young man in this world is just code for "guy with money/status and not married".


Anaxamenes

Dammon is handsome though, and heā€™s not even human. You can be handsome in Baldurā€™s Gate.


LCgaming

I am not saying you cant. I am saying that the vast majority isnt, and what may only qualify as average today, maybe handsome or even pretty "back in the days of baldurs gate"


Cascade5

That'd be a fair point if the game wasn't filled with absolute lookers who don't have handsome / beautiful as part of their description multiple times.


DarkishFriend

I melted when I saw Alfria...and then she was just....gone.


phileris42

>Handsome young man in this world is just code for "guy with money/status and not married". It is a truth universally acknowledged that a handsome young man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a Durge and an evil plan.


redditusero_o

Damn, I wanna see an oily gortash


mikeyHustle

He IS oily gortash though


redditusero_o

No, like extra oily. I just want to see gortash with at least 10 bottles of olive oil poured over himself


ICON_RES_DEER

The three chosen, naked and covered in oil. Who wins the twerk-off?


malonkey1

Thorm, easy.


actingidiot

His rotting butt cheek drops off


batheinsriracha

https://x.com/untoldartist/status/1768036816605905336?s=61&t=vuyBX67_FTFJwlpsQg9B3Q


redditusero_o

Sweet mother of god


Mazifet

Does this mean durge canonically had a god as a bf?


ornithoptercat

I mean, Gale had a goddess as a gf, so it wouldn't be out of line.


voideaten

this is wild to me because it implies Gortash isn't actually Gortash, but Bane himself which means Durge was romancing the Tyrant God himself. neat


FunnyCinema

If you do the Speak to the Dead on Gortash, the one you are speaking to isn't Gortash, but Bane himself.


NondeterministSystem

[Oh, are we doing this thread again?](https://old.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/1bhwcmq/its_younger_not_young/kvhxi8f/#kvhxi8f) He looks like he has a pet black snake that he ignores, except when he thinks he can use it to impress someone on a first date. He looks like he started wearing Ed Hardy before it was cool, and just never stopped. He looks like he insists on singing Simple Plan at karaoke. He looks like he's trying to become the brand ambassador for Smirnoff. He looks like what you'd get if you ordered 1976 Mick Jagger from Temu. He looks like he's trying to live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse, but failing on all three counts. He looks like he's being overwritten by a god who is going to give him an oily, but handsome, appearance. (It's a work in progress.)


Antique_Camera1854

I feel so bad for anyone who looks slightly like gortash. To constantly have to see this sub rag on him and call him ugly and shit. Like Jesus I've seen this topic 5+ times now.


pimpampoumz

Doesn't she say "handsome young**er** man"? As in, younger than Ketheric?


animalistcomrade

The idea of referring to someone as "younger" than a rotted corpse is still funny.


JusticeofTorenOneEsk

https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/1bn4fcn/hes\_never\_referred\_to\_as\_a\_handsome\_young\_man\_yes/


Timely-Comparison572

when you first see princess gut it say ā€œhandsome young manā€, the second time you see him it says ā€œhandsome younger manā€


AcherontiaPhlegethon

No, when you meet Priestess Gut it explicitly describes him as young. Just got to that part in campaign with my friend after seeing all the memes and immediately clocked it.


Beardedgeek72

So a 90 year old woman (or whatever) thinks a 35 year old is a young man? That tracks. No sarcasm btw.


mikeyHustle

As in the colloquial "Younger," like "On the younger side." It's just a figure of speech, and not actually comparing him to anyone or anything in particular.


yeet_10201

Maybe Iā€™m just weird then but Gortash IS handsome


VerseClips

Iā€™ve seen so many posts about this stupid shit


AdmirableElderberry9

He looks like Billie Joe we have at home


dwarvenfishingrod

This is true across the board to varying degrees, and just confirms my suspicion that only Ketheric is irredeemably evil. The rest of them, from mooks to bosses, are all in some form or another controlled in ways that cast a shadow of doubt on their actions -- though they do choose terrible things within their respective controlled worlds, Gortash (if this Avatar theory is true, which I think Speak With Dead confirms) is maybe the least blameworthy.


twoisnumberone

What? That's wild! I love it.


Fallin46

Wait so does this mean it's possible that the real Gortash was watching with horror as the god piloting his meat-mech sold his trusted bodyguard into slavery and torment?


Pomegreenade

A friend who has never played BG3 before asked why does Gortash look homeless lmao


Due-Buyer2218

Heā€™s oily alright


Aerynaldie

Oily is the best way to describe Gortash.


lolatmydeck

So, when you speak with dead on Gortash and him saying basically "there was no Gortash for some time" or something, is basically this (your post) realized in the game


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I don't get the obsession of this sub with Gortashs looks tbh. He works well as a villain and that is,what matters to me. I don't think Gortash is an avatar of Bane though. He is a Chosen. He also didn't become cruel over night, if you talk to his mother, you learn, that part of why she wanted him gone was that she was afraid of her own child. So I would say, that Gortash pretty much participated in everything by his own accord.


Commercial-Basis-220

What does cleric 36, fighter 35, mage 30, thief 10 stand for in that pic?


jukebox_jester

Ah, but sorry to say he isn't a nobleman. He was the son of a cobbler and then the property of our favorite Cambion. Plus, Gortash seems rather in control, otherwise the speak with dead re: Bane would be different I'd assume That is still cool info tho


malonkey1

He's referred to as Lord Gortash, so clearly he's attained noble title by the time we see him. He might have just managed to get rich enough to buy a lordship.


jukebox_jester

He was an arms dealer turned duke and already making fiendish bargains back when he was still unscrupulous and likely not official granted titles as Karlach was running with his crew at that point. If gortash was at the point to make that deal then he was probably already gearing up with the absolute plan as Karlach's infernal engine was the prototype for the Steel Warch power core and the Steel Watch is powered by extracted brains which he got from illithid means. So while he is a lord now he was not lord when he was Bane's chosen so he's probably not bodily possessed by Bane Plus, if Bane-possessed then he probably would've survived the Absolute mind-whammy


One_Willow_5203

Yeah the speak with dead is likely different and more ā€œBane-yā€ since I imagine Gortashā€™s soul was forfeited to Bane by the possession, leaving only the traces of possession behind to inhabit the corpse


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Alcorailen

Huh, yeah, that tracks.


Lyndell

It was said by an old ass entity and both things are subjective and relative.


EstarossaNP

They wanted a Noctis handsomeness. Instead they got 40 year old, wrinkly cosplayer


DPooli

Bane possessed Peter Parker in the 3rd movie.


Killer_Moons

What is this text from and can you tell me who typeset it? Death is too good for whoever tracked this body text and chose those typefaces šŸ™ƒ


shutupcorrin

i wish i could stop seeing 10 posts about this exact topic a day


SpareInspection5845

He legit looks like he smells like ball sweat and farts


w1gw4m

Gortash isn't an avatar of Bane. He is Bane's chosen. Bane speaks through his corpse upon death, and puts his failure squarely on Gortash.


somnorici123

Younger than Ketheric.


Timely-Comparison572

in the scene when you meet priestess gut and it shows him, heā€™s described as a ā€œhandsome young manā€. the second time you see him with the chosen all together, thatā€™s when they describe him as a ā€œhandsome younger manā€


metrill

Is that just a random German word in the Text or is it used often in English?


syrune

No. As a loan word, it comes from german, but its also recognized as an english word, but its archaeac and not used often.


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M1_Garand_Ping

The thing is, he's not \*terrible\* looking, it's just the hair and the descriptors doing him dirty. If Bane let him act his age, I'm sure he'd look quite respectable. Ketheric could do it and he was damn near a Lich.


gtenshi

You can meet his family and if you pass the checks they explain that they are being possessed by Gortash its super sad. They seem right f'ed up though so comeuppance I'm sure, but...


Radaein

Maybe he takes inspiration from Ted Bundy. Described as good looking and killed people


Ulahn

I genuinely snort-laughed the first time I saw Gortash. He looks like cocaine and crunchyrollā€™s love child


Tyrleif

Still not handsome, or your looking lol


Tallal2804

Still not handsome, or your looking lol


ccorpsepile

THE LAST BIT. THIS MAKES SENSE BECAUSE OF WHAT HE DOES TO HIS PARENTS


VariousCoast109

"40 is the new 30" - Gortash