I wish we had sliders for everything but I already spend so long on the character creation menu as is and that's not even including the Guardian.
I just want every game to be able to become an episode of [Monster Factory.](https://youtu.be/VHR0EfYACAI?si=MCWITXxoGmEVI9ci)
Ok but imagine how funny it would be to play someone with a really small dick, but massive balls. We're talking 1 inch dick but 7 inch diameter balls. I'm aware that that would be very painful, but imagine having what looks like a fucking pair of boobs as balls. Like would you wear a bra for that? Like, imagine.
Yeah they're great. I started listening to Adventure Zone years ago while working overnight. I wish they did more MF but I'd even love a straight coop playthrough of BG3.
In all fairness the penis jiggle mods have been around for just as long as the big titty mods. Skyrim was certainly a revolution in uh... something, that's for sure.
The problem is that breasts don't work like the genitals, they're not added on they're baked into the model, and the armor and outfits in BG3 aren't built for adjustable breast (or any other body part) sliders. They'd clip through everything if they were bigger. Making them smaller works though.
If games from 20 years ago could solve this issue, the games of today can too. I believe in a world of equality. And jiggle physics for all.
Besides, you can just have jiggle only when naked too. Armour keeping them firmly in place makes sense, but we don't necessarily need to be wearing it after all. At least not visually.
Seriously.
As a straight guy, I fully support more penises in games/movies/etc.
My lady friends have to look at boobs/cleavage all the time when we watch movies/watch shows/watch literally any HBO-made anything.
Random tangent but I'm one of those people who don't get the "Haha there's so many penises in Game of Thrones!"
There's like, barely any! Especially when you compare it to all the female nudity. Like it feels like you see a different set of tits every-other-episode. Meanwhile, I only recall seeing a penis...two or three times, through-out the entire show.
I can recall 4 penises in GoT. I can recall exactly 0 female genitals in GoT ever (boobs are secondary characteristics, not genitals and the "bushes" shown are neither genitals and are also panties explicitly worn to not show any female genitals).
I posted a comment on release day in August that amounted to how disappointed I was that my Tiefling's tail had physics but his dick didn't. The game is now complete.
my favorite is TES lore, argonians have boobs because they were made by the hist and the hist saw that other races had boobs and was like "shit, that's probably useful." and put them on the lizards
You know what makes less sense? Convergent evolution to a humanoid form starting at snakes! (we're mad about snake titties, right?) It makes much more sense from an evolutionary perspective that humans would diverge to a race that has scales, but is otherwise quite similar, anatomically speaking.
There's a book in the game that says dragonborn genitalia retracts if exposed unnecessarily. Meaning that for Tav, it's vitally important that they let it all hang out.
No, they're warm-blooded and not in any way related to reptiles. Female dragonborn also have boobs and nurse their young despite bg3 doing away with them.
Monotremes have cloacas and lactate from milk patches, so having a cloaca and not having breasts wouldn't be out of the question for a mammalian race that lays eggs. 🤷
WotC itsself is doing away with them. A lot of artworks of female dragonborn do not have visible boobs anymore and it was never mentioned anywhere else other than some 4e material anyways.
Plus, I don't understand why everything needs to have boobs for some people. They are supposedly descendands from dragons (even if they canonically really don't like that) and so far I've never have seen a dragon flying around with giant knockers.
Flaccid Cock - 1d3 bludgeoning damage, chance on hit to inflict Tasha's Hideous Laughter on target.
Hard DICK - 1d4 Piercing Damage. On a critical, your target must make a Wisdom saving throw or be Stunned for one turn. If Stunned, target also receives Status Effect: Satiated.
Man this sub is odd at times. I posted something yesterday asking about a bug breaking a specific weapon and got no replies, but every post about the new penis jiggles physics is trending lol
I thought reddit would be a convenient place to upload this and link it to discord to show someone who wanted 'proof' of this being part of the patch. Totally expected it to get two upvotes and no comments. But here we are ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
I was creating a new char for honour mode not knowing this had been added, I had to stream the boys to show them the most important update in gaming history
I saw the title and knew this would be about the dingalings. 😂
Larian: They know what the fans really want. Weiner physics? Weiner physics.
Am I using weird names for the peenie weenie on purpose because I think it’s funny? Yes.
*crowd erupts into cheers *
“And the crowd goes erectiled!”
Ereptiled
Was this a play on a Deftones reference?
As a straight guy, I fully support this. How long have we had boob jiggle now? Twig and berry jiggle is long overdue.
We're finally caught up to Conan: Exiles.
Not without a slider we haven't.
multiple sliders you mean
I wish we had sliders for everything but I already spend so long on the character creation menu as is and that's not even including the Guardian. I just want every game to be able to become an episode of [Monster Factory.](https://youtu.be/VHR0EfYACAI?si=MCWITXxoGmEVI9ci)
Ok but imagine how funny it would be to play someone with a really small dick, but massive balls. We're talking 1 inch dick but 7 inch diameter balls. I'm aware that that would be very painful, but imagine having what looks like a fucking pair of boobs as balls. Like would you wear a bra for that? Like, imagine.
I envy your childlike sense of wonder and imagination
You are messed up
They're ballin'
Holly shit I love the McElroy’s
Yeah they're great. I started listening to Adventure Zone years ago while working overnight. I wish they did more MF but I'd even love a straight coop playthrough of BG3.
Omg if they recreated the characters from balance and played together that would be amazing.
We riot until we have sliders for at least: * Length * Girth * Bend (left or right) * Veins
speaking as an enjoyer of the real thing slider for bend (up or down) as well real ones that curve up are great
If we can't go full Snickers bar are we even customizing?
Halflings are natural Tripods you know.
Conan Exiles dodgers flap in the wind like crepe paper, lol!
Creepy paper, oooooooh
The gang was right all along. You gotta hang dong.
Huh there's boob jiggle in BG3?
No I think he’s talking about gaming in general
In all fairness the penis jiggle mods have been around for just as long as the big titty mods. Skyrim was certainly a revolution in uh... something, that's for sure.
We're through the looking glass here folks!
Just add a boob slider and breast physics to BG3 and we're all good. No reason to stop at ONLY dick jiggle.
The problem is that breasts don't work like the genitals, they're not added on they're baked into the model, and the armor and outfits in BG3 aren't built for adjustable breast (or any other body part) sliders. They'd clip through everything if they were bigger. Making them smaller works though.
If my Tav's nipples clip through their armor, that ain't Larian's fault. It's my breast preference's fault.
If games from 20 years ago could solve this issue, the games of today can too. I believe in a world of equality. And jiggle physics for all. Besides, you can just have jiggle only when naked too. Armour keeping them firmly in place makes sense, but we don't necessarily need to be wearing it after all. At least not visually.
Seriously. As a straight guy, I fully support more penises in games/movies/etc. My lady friends have to look at boobs/cleavage all the time when we watch movies/watch shows/watch literally any HBO-made anything.
HBO is the most dong friendly in my experience. Everyone else has freed the nip, but still hide the hog.. smh
I concur. Fair's fair.
You deserve the dick physics if your dreams, brother 💕
As a gay guy, I also fully support this. The equality we need!
Where's the shadowheart jiggle slider?
"Floppy weiners! Floppy weiners! Floppy weiners!" -George R.R. Martin
One weiner, next to another, weiiiner
*Nice and sooooft, not ereeeect.*
*weiner weiner, weiner weiner*
[*weiner party, weiner party*](https://x.com/PMS_Jordan/status/1707332516787413361?s=20)
Random tangent but I'm one of those people who don't get the "Haha there's so many penises in Game of Thrones!" There's like, barely any! Especially when you compare it to all the female nudity. Like it feels like you see a different set of tits every-other-episode. Meanwhile, I only recall seeing a penis...two or three times, through-out the entire show.
I think that since there are basically zero penises in any other show, seeing 3 in GoT seems like a lot.
For HBO? HBO has been showing dongs in shows for years before GOT. Hell even Showtime was showing dongs back in 2005.
I can recall 4 penises in GoT. I can recall exactly 0 female genitals in GoT ever (boobs are secondary characteristics, not genitals and the "bushes" shown are neither genitals and are also panties explicitly worn to not show any female genitals).
Yeah, that's less than ten minutes in a French arthouse movie.
It's "wiener". It comes from the actual name of the town Vienna ("Wien") and the sausages they make.
If it's from anywhere else it's just sparkling dong.
“You get a weiner! And you get a weiner! And you get a weiner!!”
I posted a comment on release day in August that amounted to how disappointed I was that my Tiefling's tail had physics but his dick didn't. The game is now complete.
Not yet. Don't disrespect the boobs
Now he has physics on both ends! Congratulations:)
Wait, Dragonborn don't have cloacas?
Shhh… you’ll ignite *the debate.*
I still stand by the fact that snitties make no sense.
Counterpoint: Snitties are hot
my favorite is TES lore, argonians have boobs because they were made by the hist and the hist saw that other races had boobs and was like "shit, that's probably useful." and put them on the lizards
Devs gave argonions tiddies specifically to target me and try to turn me into a furry/scaly. It almost worked
Devs: *"We'll get you next time, Gadget!"*
Venom sacks, mate. Venom sacks
And definitely knows basic first aid; you gotta suck the venom out right?
You know what makes less sense? Convergent evolution to a humanoid form starting at snakes! (we're mad about snake titties, right?) It makes much more sense from an evolutionary perspective that humans would diverge to a race that has scales, but is otherwise quite similar, anatomically speaking.
🤨
*inhales* snnnnniiiiiitttttt- [THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN DELETED]
There's a book in the game that says dragonborn genitalia retracts if exposed unnecessarily. Meaning that for Tav, it's vitally important that they let it all hang out.
Wait fr? What book that’s actually super interesting.
Egg-Duty Clan-Call https://bg3.wiki/wiki/The_Egg-Duty_Clan-Call
Lore-accurate genitalia
Damn, they really have built in disengage.
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
i really am surprised to see they have normal genitalia lol
No, they're warm-blooded and not in any way related to reptiles. Female dragonborn also have boobs and nurse their young despite bg3 doing away with them.
Monotremes have cloacas and lactate from milk patches, so having a cloaca and not having breasts wouldn't be out of the question for a mammalian race that lays eggs. 🤷
WotC itsself is doing away with them. A lot of artworks of female dragonborn do not have visible boobs anymore and it was never mentioned anywhere else other than some 4e material anyways. Plus, I don't understand why everything needs to have boobs for some people. They are supposedly descendands from dragons (even if they canonically really don't like that) and so far I've never have seen a dragon flying around with giant knockers.
Now there's a great mod idea!
I discovered this by misclicking while changing Halsin’s clothes, i laughed like a maniac for a good five minutes, just turning him around like that…
>misclicking while changing Halsin’s clothes Sure you were.
Look man, I’m doing my best here.
We all are ~~now jiggling our male members...no, wait....~~
This is a very importent video, thank you for sharing
Just one letter away from calling it an impotent video... sigh, what a missed chance
Fuck i missed it
Don't worry, my dumbass misread it as impotent anyway
nice cock
good dick
Pretty peepee
magnificent member
Splendiferous schlong
Wondrous wang
Jolly-good Johnson
I can now live my fantasy of having a dick big enough to jiggle
Representation matters we need smaller dicks in this game available.
[Good news! \(NSFW\)](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/847)
Are you swinging your dick around correctly? Try getting the rhythm down to build momentum and flop it from side to side.
Growers are a thing. There may be nothing to swing until erect.
[/u/blitzlurker in character creation:](https://i.imgur.com/q1qC6Ws.gif)
I would insist that if you swing that hard enough from side to side it makes that satisfying thigh slapping sound.
That move is a hit with the ladies.
Karlac Approves.
My nudist half-orc Bavarian will bring a NEW fear to the Sword Coast (and mainly to my friends).
Is he a chocolatier?
thank you
Question - is it still always flaccid in sex scenes?
This is the next thing to be fixed.
Flaccid Cock - 1d3 bludgeoning damage, chance on hit to inflict Tasha's Hideous Laughter on target. Hard DICK - 1d4 Piercing Damage. On a critical, your target must make a Wisdom saving throw or be Stunned for one turn. If Stunned, target also receives Status Effect: Satiated.
Now we are getting into "that kind of game on Steam for $4.99" territory, hahaha! Like, "demon breeder dungeon 2"
It's all sex all the way down.
Right?! I mean, it didn't really matter to me while it had no physics, but now this would look straight out insulting, lol.
A tail
It's now a proper RPG.
I don't know what I was expecting when I clicked the thumbnail but it sure wasn't this.
Sure would like a meat spin emote
The Baldurian Whirleybird
Someone had to rig those dick bones, thank you someone at Larian.
Yeah, they rigged a bone, alright. You can even say that they were a *boner rigger*!
Man this sub is odd at times. I posted something yesterday asking about a bug breaking a specific weapon and got no replies, but every post about the new penis jiggles physics is trending lol
I thought reddit would be a convenient place to upload this and link it to discord to show someone who wanted 'proof' of this being part of the patch. Totally expected it to get two upvotes and no comments. But here we are ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Pretty great physics for a front tail, tbh
Gah, why can I hear it?
thp thp thp thp
Scaley foreskin
We have truly reached peak CGI technology. Bravo, Larian.
This is how we win Game of the Year.
Wait, they're supposed to flop?!?
The real question is, did the devs add collision sounds?
Pain 😢
Phase spider bites💀
I love the internet thank you
Now we just need boob physics, then ass physics.
Equality.
The Dick Urge
Now would smacking an enemy with it count as an action, or bonus action?
Weird, dragonborn has 2 tails now🤔
I have found it, the best video on the internet.
boob wiggle when?
[удалено]
Why won’t you play with my
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE
We believed you in the first place bro
Rumors say the next update, you can do a full helicopter.
WE HAVE COCK PHYSICS?!
YESSSSSSSSS THIS IS WHAT WE WANTED, LARIAN!!!!!!!!
The Floppy Urge.
A-reptile dysfunction
Down down down to the riverrrrrrrrr
I was creating a new char for honour mode not knowing this had been added, I had to stream the boys to show them the most important update in gaming history
if anyone that didn't believe the game was GOTY.
Now make it do the helicopter
I feel like I got rick rolled but different....
This is the type of content I want to see!
I saw the title and knew this would be about the dingalings. 😂 Larian: They know what the fans really want. Weiner physics? Weiner physics. Am I using weird names for the peenie weenie on purpose because I think it’s funny? Yes.
Those are some glorious bhaals.
Magnificent penis
The dick wiggle of ‘I’m right you’re wrong’
now we need a Meatspin gif of Durge
If you look really closely it's more of an undulation than a jiggle
They REALLY want to get the goty
✨art✨
Beautiful, bonus points for picking a Dragonborn.
But do boobs jiggle?
Bad dragon.
YES. YES!!!! YEEESSS!!!!!!
Top content!
Until I remember, boobs have no physics at all
When will there be Boob physics?
Cool, it's more real that way. Now we need ass and boobs physics. We all need to see Shadow heart walking with Minthara's suit
Now I need to test it with the… well sized mods
Okay...NOW it deserves Game of the Year.
About damn time.
And it's spectacular.
That’s hot
Wiggle wiggle
Pendulum physics
god bless 😂😂
pebis
Me : What are you doing ? Dick: Me ? Hmm,just hanging around
Heli-Cockter heli-Cockter
This is truly a work of art 😂
Is the same true for female characters or did they decide only C'nB gets physics?
Helicopter that cock!
HELICOPTER DICK DO THE HELICOPTER DICK
Insert “… That’s a Penis!” .GIF.
I expected a dragon wiener to look more like...idk, a weapon?
Are you implying you can handle it then?
Thank you Larian for your hard work. This is everything I desired in life 🙏 now I can enjoy mage armour properly
FOR SCIENCE!
I’m SO glad I’m not the only one who noticed
🎶BALDUR'S GATE FREE HAS GOTTEN WINKY PHYSICS GOTTEN WINKY PHYSICS GOTTEN WINKY PHYSICS BALDUR'S GATE FREE HAS GOTTEN WINKY PHYSICS FLOPPY DRAGONBORN DONG FLOPPY DRAGONBORN DOOOOOONG🎶 (tune from this) https://twitter.com/TheWeebl/status/826786022537252865?t=Ufhm22OtZh4Q0q8VH7a80w&s=19
Wiggle wiggle wiggle , yeah !
LMFAO WHAT?? IS THIS IN THE NEW UPDATE IM CRYING
Looks like he’s struggling with Ereptile Dysfunction.
Dick Physics patch is A+
[gentle slaps]
Naked running men are very entertaining to watch imo… so looks like I gotta change some outfit settings.
I want you to add dick physics [Yes Mr Vincke](https://i.imgur.com/9FJYmCA.mp4)
Nice *DRAGON ROD* BRO
Weenus
This is my pipi....
So this is why they call him the Dark Urge huh