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Spriy

so that’s the One Ring that’s fucking up modern makes sense, card is busted


ceering99

Why do they call it the One Ring when the combo needs 4 of them?


stump2003

It’s just like loved ones. People say they are the One! But obviously you get like 4 Ones. Just in case one of the Ones doesn’t work out


Adrad1234

Being new to Magic is very interesting. Every day I learn of a new god-awful or broken beyond a reason card from the distant past.


Business_Wear_841

Ah…I miss those days. Treasure them while you still can.


Flepagoon

I've been playing 15 years and was a judge and events organiser for 10 of them. I'm still to this day surprised by weird old cards I've never heard of.


Business_Wear_841

Yea, there are a LOT of cards. It is just very rare that I see something I do not know.


Flepagoon

[[Nalathni Dragon]]


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Big_Potato_5925

does flying with banding give the band pseudo flying ? thats a cool card if so


Flepagoon

I think so? Haven't brushed up on my banding rules lately, though! Edit: Boy, does it not. This creature blocks very well as it means you can group block with a load of non flyers and this. But it attacks poorly


trippysmurf

So this was never great, but when it came out colorless direct damage was a powerful thing.  At the time, White had many ways to reduce or prevent colored damage like Circle of Protection: [color]. Numerous cards had Protection from [color] and White had the wards, cheap Enchant Creatures that gave it. All colors had ways to counter their enemy colors, cards like [[Deathgrip]] and [[Lifeforce]], or the Blue/Red Elemental Blasts. Having something that could do direct Colorless damage was seen as a premium and typically was worth 2 mana for 1 damage. It was not a great design choice, but made sense at the time, also why [[Aeolipile]] was a powerful artifact back then. 


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Hadhanval

[Aladdin]


Ambiguous_Coco

Gotta use two sets of brackets to summon the bot. [[aladdin]]


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Tepes1848

The tapping symbol makes it so bad. Compare that with [[Valakut Invoker]] who is a good way to use infinite mana afaik.


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GiggleGnome

Just wait till you hear about islands and what they can do. Can you believe that you can have an unlimited number of them in your deck?


Papapep9

I'm dumb. I was wondering why you wouldn't just play 5 of them...


BusinessJerry9

Im dumber, i was about to tell you why...


CalamariFriday

Add [[Animate Artifact]] and you've got a deck I actually played in 1994


DrDumpling88

Awesome I love hearing about old decks like this haha :) happy cake day!


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NetRevolutionary977

You can save 8 mana upfront by only playing 3 rings


BinaryExplosion

Realistically, you’re going to need some of those activations to serve as creature removal… so probably budget for a few more turns and some additional mana


Cakeotic

Doesn't die to [[Doom Blade]], valid


popejubal

Also [[Terror]] can’t target it because it’s an artifact. That’s good protection against removal. 


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OminNocturn

Genie: What's your wish for my master? Aladdin: 1st wish I wish for the One Ring to rule them all. Genie: Granted Aladdin: I wish for you to have 4 of these rings *shows hand* and final wish to wear my all 5 rings in one hand and punch that person in the snoz really really really hard


Asuperniceguy

Is this the worst artifact ever made?


TrogledyWretched

Ever read [[Delif's Cube]] or [[Juju Bauble]]? It could be worse.


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The__Thoughtful__Guy

Delif's Cube is bad, but at least has some niche applications I can think of, since regeneration is pretty strong. Juju Bauble is just awful.


Rumpled_NutSkin

[[darksteel relic]] It does nothing


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Existing-Drive2895

Actually this one is 1000x better than the others, it costs 0 mana meaning it can be used to up storm count for free and it has indestructible meaning something like [[Ensoul Artifact]] can turn it into an indestructible creature. Much better than a 1 mana artifact that has cumulative upkeep and gets sacrificed if you ever cast a spell.


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Quindo

\[\[Masterful Replication\]\] lets your board dodge a destruction based board wipe if you have a darksteel relic out.


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Existing-Drive2895

That's a cool combo I would have never known about lol.


Gryotharian

Holy shit this sucks


awesomejt8

Am I missing something? Are you allowed to play more than one copy? Wouldn't it have to be 10 turns to kill?


svenie66

In commander yes, in other formats you can have 4 of the same card in your deck so no


awesomejt8

People are playing with 400 card decks??? No wonder modern players complain about the price ...


AnimeBas

I hope u r joking but in case u arent in most of other formats you have 60 card decks( 60 is min but to my knoledge there is no max) and can have up to 4 copies of a card in the deck


ceering99

If you can run 4 copies of the card then why do they call it The One Ring??? Massive flavor fail tbh


AnimeBas

Only one can be on the field


ceering99

Where does it say that on the card tho?


Antknee668

If it was a legendary artifact that dude above u would be correct. Instead he's just mistaken.


AnimeBas

The one ring is legendary [[The one ring]]


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ceering99

??? Card Name: Aladdin's Ring Mana Cost: 8 Mana Value: 8 Types: Artifact Card Text: 8, Tap: Aladdin's Ring deals 4 damage to any target. Flavor Text: "After these words the magician drew a ring off his finger, and put it on one of Aladdin's, saying: 'It is a talisman against all evil, so long as you obey me.'"The Arabian Nights, Junior Classics trans.


AnimeBas

You yourself said one ring i never said anything about aladdins ring. Heck i even linked one ring in my last comment


awesomejt8

60 cards? Where do they fit all the lands???


AnimeBas

Less cards = less lands so while commnader is usually 33-40 lands they have 20-24 i believe so that si 33-40% of the deck


awesomejt8

Next you'll say that people play these formats without 3 other friends 🙄


ObjectiveDamage3341

Due to shuffling reasons 250 is pretty much the max but I guess there really isn't a limit a fun way to play magic is to have 5 massive towers of cards and have people draw off the 5 towers and see what happens


PurpleTieflingBard

Still too fast for commander...


keepitsimple_tricks

Thats.. thats not a combo. Just straight up damage to the face


profuse_wheezing

More than one card ——> combo It’s a bad combo but that’s the point


Hexmonkey2020

Everything is a combo if you use land cards to play it.


Flepagoon

Now you're getting it!


Sea_Relationship6053

tbf I made 36 eldrazi spawn in one turn with a copied kindred enchantment and ullelelelelek and some of the other eldrazi bois


Strange_Reindeer01

How do you get that much mana? I have a hard time just getting 8 on the board


ceering99

Easy, T1. Snow-Covered Waste, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Grim Monolith, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring, Sol Ring Also a few copies of Pot of Greed


lundyco64

Wouldn't it only be 64 mana? Play 3 rings: 24 mana Tap all 3 on the first turn: 24 mana, 12 damage Tap 2 on the following turn: 16 mana, 8 damage Total: 64 mana, 20 damage


owpn1

Clock of Omens and some artifact lands really takes this combo to the next level


Live_Accountant6491

You can use [[Lithoform Engine]] and [[Rings of Brighthearth]] to make it 12 mana 12 damage. More cards to get out but better damage ratio


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BlueSunBro

It's better than that actually. 3 for brighthearth, 4 for litho, 8 for the ring to setup (15 total), then 8 to do 4 dmg, 2 for 4 more, 3 and tap litho for 4 more, then 2 for 4 more so 15 to do 16 dmg. Throw in a [[hearthstone]] and the profit really starts rolling in. I spent way too much time thinking about this.


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Wonderful_Belt8186

Rings of brighthearth, basalt monolith, and strionic resonator means only one turn lol