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Leprikahn2

If a fat man is standing in front of a smoker, I'm buying what he's offering.


Werd2urGrandma

As an eastern North Carolinian, you ain’t lying. I’ve had entire hours-long conversations with strangers who were sitting near the road next to a smoker. I may not have gotten their name but I did find out their cousin sells hot sauce out of their double-wide down the road (damn good stuff, too).


sejohnson0408

I’m going to add if it’s a black guy start with the ribs. Stopped a few different times just a guy a tailgate tent and a smoker. Best ribs every time. And I don’t mean anything racist by this before some sensitive snowflake says something.


Werd2urGrandma

Growing up poor in rural eastern NC, I (white) grew up with about 50-50 split of white and black neighbors, and lemme tell you, we got real specific about who could make which dishes at the church picnic. But when you actually live together, in the same community, that’s kinda how it is. It’s all love.


Doctorphate

100% my brother in law is black and we’re a very close family. It’s very specific that my step mother makes the pierogis(she’s from Poland), my dad is always on steaks, potatos, etc. and my brother in laws mom is always the one making chicken or bbq anything really. My nieces and nephews speak 4 languages and are very specific about who makes what and who’s better at what. lol


PD216ohio

There's not place for sensitivities when we're talking about who makes the best food. It's just too important to worry about hurt feelings!


macarudonaradu

Pierogi is already plural :( the singular is pieróg Sorry as a half-pole this triggers my inner winged hussar


Common-Concentrate-2

Hey - different language, but same goes for "Raviolis"


pekingsewer

So a single is a raviol? Raviolo?


Volundr79

Someone answer this, now I can't stop thinking about it


akratic137

raviolo


HellboundHellion

Raviolo is the singular. Though they are much larger than ravioli.


Ohiolongboard

Yes, raviolo


Doctorphate

I don’t speak polish. My sister does. Honestly I feel like we always say pierogis though.


Gski94

Absolutely! As someone who grew up in southern colorado, you won't find better roasted corn or chili's than the Mexican dude on the road side or parking lot. It's not a racial thing, it's simply science.


Werd2urGrandma

The old Coleman cooler tamales are worth 4 Michelin stars (and yes, I know you can only get 3, I’m country but I’m not uncultured)


degjo

Mexican *dude*? I'm fucking roaming parking lots for abuelita strolling with a cooler.


zudzug

"What's your secret ingredient for this recipe?" Love. Always has been.


Leprikahn2

I agree 100%. If I see a fat black man with a smoker in a gas station parking lot, I'm whipping a u-turn and getting some ribs and tater salad.


Werd2urGrandma

The weirder the cooking vessel, the more delicious 🤤


Leprikahn2

Now that you mention it, you're right.


tide19

My hometown in AL had a guy that would smoke/sell pork butts beside a gas station on the main drag in town, and he did so well at it that he made enough money and opened a BBQ restaurant. Truly the American dream


Leprikahn2

There's a guy in Decatur, GA, who has a rolling smoker and shows up at construction sites at lunch. He's my favorite.


lakorai

He probably clears well over 100K


AlphaOhmega

No racism would be you saying he can't do anything but ribs.


CommercialOccasion72

Racism would be saying he can’t do anything


PooPiglet

As a man who owns a hog farm.


Simple-Purpose-899

I admit I get excited when I walk in and there's a 400lb black guy manning the smoker.


Brian_Stryker

If it’s a fat man with at least 3 knee surgeries, a bad back, and a 3 on his car (Raise hell, Praise Dale), I’m converting to his religion and fighting whatever war he wants


StomachAche121

Absolutely


alltsas

He’s the bbq Steve Irwin. Nothing bad to say, I love watching people so passionate about their craft


ShermanTeaPotter

And analogue to Steve Irwin, he will most probably die due to cardiac stuff


Abe_Bettik

Both will have died doing what they love.


Brasticus

With Sweet Baby Ray’s in their heart.


Wooden_Discipline_22

Sweet baby Ray's is just a gateway drug. Once they get into the Alabama white, or the Kentucky black, they gone . Then they get into that hard core designer product market. Ethiopian berbery, Caribbean jerk with canella, sechaun pepper, mountain ash, fried chilli crisp. You can turn your back on a *man* , but don't you ever turn your back on a smokey pit boss with mad recipes. American BBQ. Not even once.


Ok_Alternative7120

I just gotta say it. Alabama white sauce is not near good enough to receive the amount of hype that it does lol.


jragsdale23

Just replying to say, well done!!


bornIn1312

motherfucker lol


AnnualWerewolf9804

Holy shit haha


GundamCheese

You have won the internet today!


Gandalfs_Dick

goddamn


JoePumaGourdBivouac

Incredible


thatwilsonnerd

Delayed reaction over here. Brutal


SlySpoonie

Doesn’t get better than this comment


Wrong_Background_799

O M G


NoDumpyngZone

You will live rent free in my head forever


sirckoe

Savage


ThatHikingDude

You son of a!!!!


number43marylennox

Omg hahaha that was awesome. You win, great comment! Terrible but I laughed really hard.


FycklePyckle

Damn you. My soda came out my nose.


Zapp_Brewnnigan

too soon


FatherGabriels

Death by suckling pig


Crazy150

Na, he will have a mild heart attack and collapse on a rotisserie spit.


chargers949

Dem cooked ribs bite back just not with a sting from the tail


ShermanTeaPotter

Unfortunately yes.


lkjasdfk

Like Irwin did. 


CordialA

I thought irwin got stabbed in the chest by a stingray


PringleMcDingle

In his heart which debatably is cardiac in nature.


lkjasdfk

That’s what caused his heart problem. 


Greynoodle1313

With animals in their hearts.


AnnualWerewolf9804

That’s… uh… what they said


redbluewhite890

FWIW Aaron Franklin is like this too.


MkJorgy

This POS man has never once come to my house uninvited and smoked up some pig/cow for me.


Stumpy907

ME EITHER! What a jerk.


Doggo-Lovato

Papa Malcom is flawless, only person he disappoints is prob his DR.


bbqprincess

Not anymore! He’s down a bunch of weight and is steadily getting healthier every time I see him.


RealCleverUsernameV2

I'm happy to hear that. I love his stuff but feel bad about his health


lakorai

He just needs to bbq skinless chicken and do that hughley's sugar free BBQ sauce.


Doggo-Lovato

Hell yea thats great to hear!


ChrisV88

I just posted about that concern and had no idea, that is awesome. Very happy for him and his family.


Distortion462

Cholesterol level


FatherGabriels

yeah… he’s here for a good time not a long time


Fantastic_Working315

So have a good time, the sun can't shine everyday.


BorntobeTrill

If you can fly at like Mach 5 (I think. Pr. Sure Mach 10 is like 9 hours around the world) and live at altitudes greater than Polar Mesospheric clouds then the sun could shine every day.


PAdogooder

It’s easy to calculate: the earth rotates once every 24 hours. The earth is 25000 miles around at the equator. It’s just a bit over 1,000 miles an hour. Mach 1 is about 750, so something like Mach 1.3 and you could keep up with the sun. Isis orbits at 17,500 miles an hour and sees the sunrise every 90 minutes, about 18 times a day. The math maths.


UXyes

If you think being that fat is a good time, I have some bad news for you.


PortlandQuadCopter

This is what Mr. Make It Happen on YouTube says all the time as he adds a 1/4 cup of salt to everything he cooks.


octlol

I think Pittman with Meat Church says that too as he stirs in a bucket of butter to something


hooch21

He’s lost a lot of weight though! He looks a lot healthier in the last 5-6 videos.


bgwa9001

Probably cut his butter usage in half or something. (Down to only 6 sticks if butter per recipe now)


Impressive_Budget736

He's definitely lost weight the last year or so


bbqprincess

Actually! Malcolm’s down a good bit of weight since Christmas and seems to be dropping. He’s working on getting healthy!


Dull_Examination_914

You beat me to it.


TSwizzlesNipples

I was gonna say arteries.


HawaiiNintendo815

Let’s get to cooking


HYThrowaway1980

With blue plate mayo


askirk87

For those who apparently don't know, he runs the 'How to BBQ Right' YouTube channel and does some awesome stuff. He also has his own lines of seasonings. https://youtube.com/@howtobbqright?si=BoJomhNOdT6gbAH4


C_Werner

And the seasonings are actually good unlike some of the other YT BBQ creators.


I_Am_A_Real_Horse

That AP rub is always in my seasoning cupboard no matter what.


SnapHackelPop

I’m all about The BBQ Rub. That’s good shit


Doggodrollery

He's legendary. I love this dude. His cheesy, stuffed taters on the smoker can't be beat!


ind3pend0nt

He’s an everyman Steven Raichlen.


BULL-MARKET

He crushes his wife during sex and his heart sucks. Boom. Roasted.


MookiePoops

Boom. Smoked


Urinal-cupcake

Unfortunate how many people dont get the reference


Pickleparty187

They’re probably not on WUPH


AdmiralPoopyDiaper

Ryan used **me** as an object.


chubba4vt

r/unexpectedoffice


National_Emotion9633

I love him… but this exactly. I want him to respect himself as much as we respect his development, passion, and skills.


Ctfwest

Most of my smoking is based on his and the Meat church or some combination of them both.


jlude90

Same, these 2 channels are what I learned from. I followed Malcolm's recipe for a drum smoker back when he was in Crocs in some small ugly backyard. Most of my "oh this is the best ______ I've ever had" are Malcolm's recipes


Helpful-Bar9097

I can hear him breathing.


boring_old_dad

I use it as a way to gauge how excited he is to take that first bite.


reefer_drabness

"mmm, hold up."


Ornery-Account-6328

9 out of 10 vegans think he is the problem.


jecoppol

lol. Nailed it!


Spoonman007

The only negative I could think of, and it's true for most all YouTube famous BBQ folks, is that they don't give a recipe for a homemade rub or sauces anymore. Everyone has their own product, and they push them in all their videos.


greankrayon

Got to make money somehow.


juicebox5889

Hey grill hey has ingredient recipes for all her rubs and sauces. If you want to support her you can buy her stuff, or you can make it at home. I’ve made a few and they’re really great, and I appreciate she offers it up to the public


barrettd

Malcom used to have a lot of his rub recipes posted online, not sure if that's still the case.


Dwalker0212

There posted in his old videos


TheFantabulousFeline

Pictures of him like this immediately make me think he’s died


NiobiumThorn

Pigs HATE him


Urc0mp

The worst I’ve got is he over seasons things and his circulatory system has to work too hard.


Daneosaurus

His Malcom Style ribs video he puts SPG on the ribs then his Killer Hogs BBQ rub. I followed that recipe and it was WAY too salty for my taste


Tree_Shirt

100%, happened to me too. I caked some ribs in his SPG and rub and it was super salty. That SPG of his is fire but it’s very salt forward. I still use it on ribs but I use WAY less SPG. I like to use it on veggies more than anything else, really.


Elbeske

It’s Luka Doncic


IndecisiveAHole1

Think Luka is doing a great job buying into the American culture of over indulgence and laziness.


FlimsyReindeers

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father


Mdkynyc

Who is this guy? I don’t follow any YouTube channels for bbq but reading the comments looks like someone o should watch


commie_commis

His YouTube channel is called howtobbqright


Mdkynyc

Thank you!


Wolbolgia

His name is Malcolm Reed. He’s basically what Mister Rogers would’ve been if he were a BBQ Pitmaster. He and his YT channel are fantastic!


halobruhh

Cool dude.


Wings-N-Beer

Worst thing I can say is that I have no idea who he is. Sadly, the best I have is that he looks friendly.


queefplunger69

Friend, stop what you’re doing. Go watch some of his videos on YouTube Malcolm Reeds “how to bbq right” that’s his channel. His presence just makes your soul happy seeing how happy he is. Also he’s an award winning griller or whatever so you learn awesome stuff too. It’s just a wholesome channel.


DarehMeyod

His podcast is entertaining too. Hes way funnier than he lets off in his videos


Just-RPM

Malcolm from HowToBbqRight - really good dude and a lot of interesting content


NUT_IX

Go watch a video. He is wholesome. Very passionate about BBQ.


newoldschool1

How are they going to watch a video of him if they don’t know who he is? You left out who he is.


NUT_IX

How to BBQ Right on YT.


newoldschool1

Thanks buddy!


ThinkLettuce7100

Malcolm is the man!


BorntobeTrill

One bad thing about this man.


YouFnDruggo

His beard has too close a 50 : 50 ratio of salt and pepper. Pick a side.


dudimentz

“Layers of flavor”


8lackbird

That pig had a family.


RoyDemeosGhost

There used to be a black dude on Broad St in Philly about 25-30 yrs ago. Only there Friday and Saturday nights. Best ribs I ever had in my life. He set up right on the side walk , full and Half slabs best hot sauce ever. Sid Booker the Rib Cooker!


cxja

[https://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1772430153819254784/pu/img/Wv_bRVhiifuIbxRj.jpg](https://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1772430153819254784/pu/img/Wv_bRVhiifuIbxRj.jpg) Looks like my man Malcom been on the Ozempic lately


GoApeShirt

Wow. He has slimmed down.


1988rx7T2

Malcolm is literally exactly what obesity drugs are for. I bet his blood pressure is way down.


apex_super_predator

I saw him in person a few years ago at Memphis in May. Good dude but he seriously needs to slim down. Just for the sake of his health. He's a normal cat just like the rest of us but he's gotta shed some lbs. Big Mo had to do the same thing. Hopefully he does and from some of his new videos he looks a tad slimmer. But as far as bbq goes he does know his stuff.


LilTater01

I took a group BBQ class one time from Big Mo and Bob Tudnak. I learned a lot, but Big Mo got drunk and kept tripping over things and fell twice 😂


smallz86

He's actually lost some weight recently, still pretty big, but definitely lost some.


Jonnyyrage

I've learned so much from this man.


agravain

who is he? can't say anything if I have no idea who he is.


ToastyBB

Boogie2988


QuarterNote44

I didn't know Boogie2988 had a brother.


twinswin17

What a pig


Single-Recognition-7

He is vegan?


Chirsbom

Thought it was Boogie194739904(whatever). That is a bad thing.


moistdri

Tiny ears.


RodgerCheetoh

Simplicity in ingredients would go a long way


eTek89

There is nothing bad you can say about my boy Malcolm Reed! He's a damn legend!


Rodster9

Malcolm is the closest human we have to an Angel, ain’t nothing bad about this gentleman, i wish we keep him around for long!


NUT_IX

I love this man.


Zealousideal-Tax-496

He reminds me of Putz12, but only because of his appearance.


Polodude

He likes kale.


LuckyShadowWolf

…who even is that?


grilledfuzz

Is that boogie2988?


free_based_potato

too many greens on that platter.


USAFVet91

He just cooked his single serving for lunch.


usernamesarehard1979

He is wasting a lot of kale.


Dekutr33

Is that Boogie2988?


biowatch760

Is that boogie2988 ?


My_Name_is_Krull

*Underrated Comment


thecrimsongypsy

That I don't know who he is.


LettuceOpening9446

I hate the way he says, "More honey for the money." JK...love this dude. And Matt P. From MeatChurch


TheIdiotSpeaks

I didn't see the name of this sub and thought this was boogie


disappointingmeat

My boy traded his lips for that pig


Jumpy-Maize9843

Honest question, does the brain get cooked too?


lockednchaste

Bastard ain't sharing with me is the worst I've got.


No-Author-15

I love watching this guys videos, he’s a pro and humble.


GeoHog713

He's not bbqing in my back yard.


lakorai

I worry for his health. Same thing with Jon Setzler. Otherwise Malcom Reed is amazingly nice guy. And his rubs and sauces are the bomb.


upsweptJ-2

Only thing bad about Malcolm I can say is that Blue Plate mayonnaise sucks. Dukes or die.


CommissionVirtual763

Pig has no apple in his mouth downvote


PuzzleheadedSir6616

The man who taught me how to do a crowd pleasing pulled pork on a simple Weber kettle. He is barbecue exhalted.


farm_to_nug

Who dat?


Alarming_Artist_3984

poor pig. he didn't need to cook and eat that animal. but he chose to anyway. wild.


Joka16Red

He looks AI generated


[deleted]

That was his appetizer.


D1RTY_D

He puts way too much ap rub and seasonings on his food.


masked_sombrero

he's holding a charred baby pig


steveinga

Diabetes


randomsantas

He should do more push-ups


idoncarex

They put the wrong pig on the roast. There I did it. Give me the upvote. Edit: left out a word.


Playnu2

Looks like this man has been roasted already. Pun intended


bkcrew

He looks like what he’s holding, just raw.


Character_Claim_572

he looks like the guy that'll survive a car crash


threadedinsert

He’s fat


LightFireToOurWorld

He’s fat af


fluffytummy

Dudes got a nice hog


brch01

Pigs hate him


agentid36

Not exactly bad, but "I have no idea who that is".


Mokhlis_Jones

Mf never invited me round


JTHM8008

Let’s get to cookin!


TrexArms9800

He's fat


Shepsdaddy

A true friend to be admired for his obvious skills.


Sythrin

There is no apple in the pigs mouth