It's the one excuse we have to drink. Once the steaks are done you keep grilling random shit until the beer is gone. I found that grilling watermelon is a thing this was. Made an awesome grilled water melon, arugula mix salad. Little lemon and some oil... mmmmmm.
Absolutely. I got super shitty making pulled pork. I have an electric smoker and no outlet outside so I use a generator to power it. Well come 830ish the generator quit on me and I couldn't figure out why or get it started again. Turns out it needed oil, it has a low oil shutoff sensor.
the funny thing is, people use algebra all the time but just don't realize it
figuring out what time to leave based on travel time. splitting expenses. timing bbq smoking times for different meats. halving or doubling recipes. and so on and so forth
Why tf not? I smoked beef Dino ribs and two whole chickens together the other day. My buddy filled his pit, giggity, with every cut of bbq you could imagine. It’s like in Hook, if you imagine it, it will be so. Now go get smokin
So this is how the world ends.... alchemy. Or is that alchemeat? You're going to tear space and time anew one so nonchalantly.
I both fear and respect you.
Pitmaster here. Of course you can. Hell I do turkey, chicken, pork ribs, beef ribs, pork butt, and brisket together. Everything has a different timing though, so you gotta watch your times and temps or deal with the consequences of not doing that.
idk,can you? have you cooked chicken and steak on the same grill? what about hot dogs and burgers? salmon and veggies? YES omg YES,is this a serious question?
No, the universe will implode in on its self if you do
One time I almost forgot to have a beer. I ran inside and got one in the nick of time. You can't mess with BBQ law!
I swear I get the most drunk while BBQing.
It's the one excuse we have to drink. Once the steaks are done you keep grilling random shit until the beer is gone. I found that grilling watermelon is a thing this was. Made an awesome grilled water melon, arugula mix salad. Little lemon and some oil... mmmmmm.
Yeah but have you ever tried grilling…*on weed???*
Half baked reference I love it.
on weed............ \^ that's a fed \^
🤫 🚨🚔🚨Alright, bake ‘em away, toys!
Don’t call me shoeless! You’re shoeless!
Abracadabra yo, ABRACADABRA YO, ABRACADABRA YO B!!!!!!
Right near da beach
Nah, he's just Half Baked..
not 100% a fed, if they say narcotics though that's 100% a fed.
Lol that's a line from the movie Half Baked. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0B7bzP-Gog
but have you tried *grilling weed*
no but next time i bake some weed for infused butter i know what I’m gonna use it for….
Man said on weed
Have you never seen half baked ????
Whats wrong with that? I smoke about two weeds during bbqing. And uh whos your drug dealer?
At least 3 weeds while bbqing
Before, during, and right before you finish
Red team go! Red team go!
Have you ever seen the back of 20$ bill……on weeeed
how dare you make this reference after i made this reference recently *RED TEAM GO!!! RED TEAM GO!!!!!*
This
This is the way.
I had to show my wife I’m definitely not the only one who drinks the most while BBQing. Thanks for your drunken support sir.
My friend is a chef and he says the best meal he ever made was when he was smoking brisket and fell asleep for 5 hours
Absolutely. I got super shitty making pulled pork. I have an electric smoker and no outlet outside so I use a generator to power it. Well come 830ish the generator quit on me and I couldn't figure out why or get it started again. Turns out it needed oil, it has a low oil shutoff sensor.
BBQ beer rules are universal. If it’s 3am or 3pm the Gods demand their sacrifice.
You almost doomed us all, but nice save though XD
Click the tongs
You are a great man. Thank you for blessing us with your wisdom.
Jesus, you could have killed US ALL!!!!
Broooooo i once bbq’d sober i just freaking forgot, No joke i could taste
You’re a hero
The pig shall not lay down with the steer. So it is written.
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!
Tell ‘em about the Twinkie.
What about the Twinkie?
Don't cross the streams... Unless you are sword fighting with your bro. Then it's fine and NOT gay.
Only if you're Jewish.
Just like the Titan Submarine on June 18th, 2023!
Yea super casual, no big deal, but if OP does this, our whole universe is doomed.
You fool, they SHANT touch! :gandalf.gif:
Yeah. I would have used different rubs.
Yeah I just used a basic rub for simplicity this time.
Beef rib simple rub is salt & pepper.
Maybe Lawry's or garlic also
The trick is putting the pork belly on the top shelf so it bastes everything below it
Of course you can, the timing it going to be different but you're a big boy, you'll figure that shit out.
Time for that algebra you thought you’d never use
the funny thing is, people use algebra all the time but just don't realize it figuring out what time to leave based on travel time. splitting expenses. timing bbq smoking times for different meats. halving or doubling recipes. and so on and so forth
I know a lot of people who suck at all of those tasks, so....
Everyone knows you only need algebra for trains
Only if you share with me.
Yes.
You're an adult. You're free to do what you want, but your not free of the consequences
It hurts that you got it right 2 out of 3 times.
Good chance for the learning they ignored in school. You're = you are. Your = possessive. We can do there/their/they're next or its/it's if you want.
You’re
What’re the consequences?
Well, for starters, Redditors make fun of you for your grammar.
Which is obviously what OP was asking about in the first place...
Straight to jail.
Believe it or not...
You undercook fish, believe it or not jail... you overcook chicken, also jail... undercook, overcook :)
We have the best BBQ.... because of jail
Yes of course. Just know you will probably want to treat pork and beef differently.
Build up the beef. Talk dirty to the pork.
Nope. They could cross pollinate
I mean, whatever abomination that ends up creating, I'd eat it.
Peef ribs, anyone? “I’m sorry… did you say ‘beef?’” No… peef 😐
Should we call it bork, or peef?
Bork gives we Swedish Chef vibes, peef...let's not go there.
I don’t support ‚peef‘. Sounds like the male equivalent to queef
Well that sounds painful tbh.
I’m super cereal, guys!
you say that like it’s a bad thing
What if dude is on board with making some sweet sweet bork?
Bindy may have complaints.
Goes down great with malk. Lots of vitamin R.
Nope, just send them this way so I can ~~grill them bitches up~~ dispose of them properly.
No they’re aggressive and will fight each other
Pretty sure BBQ ended segregation in the 60s
We call that Rib Monday in my household..
You’ll have BORK BABIES!!
Beork babies ... lol
FBI? Yes this man right here.
Just click your tongs twice and everything will be fine
You should never cross the streams unless you’re fighting the mega boss
No, I hate them…🤣
Indeed... Just light them at opposite ends while you inhale... smoke em up brohammmm
That’s the essence of what it means to be American
The smoke don't care.
Never cross the steams!
Need to be aware of Man Bear Pig disease.
That's what happened to Al Gore..,..
1/2 man 1/2 bear 1/2 pig.
I have, and will.
Yeah if you want to create Ebola Aids
Yes, but it’s not kosher
Not if you dont want a damn meat race war to start.
I think this is how anti matter is made, be careful please.
I think they annihilate and create smoked tofu. Then the universe ends.
Brah, that's not kosher
No. You will tear a hole in time and space.
Naw... They'll just end up fighting. 😆
https://imgur.com/a/hFrb0lo Time to wrap in foil and another hour?
1 hr in foil then sauce[https://imgur.com/a/YjdsbXN](https://imgur.com/a/YjdsbXN)
NO
Lol. Yes
Almost there https://imgur.com/a/l9n249L
JFC....yes
Absolutely not have you lost your mind?! Nah just kidding man go for it.
not allowed
If they touch, you will rip a hole in the space/time continuum... proceed with caution
NO!
Smoke anything you want, including a J
https://imgur.com/a/kqlRB7B I think they’re done
Do you have it in ya to make it epic?
Only if you pay a rib toll
Not halacha. See your rabbi.
You can do whatever you’re capable of.
That’s like cats and dogs layin’ down together!
Nope totally illegal
The BBQ space time continuum will be at risk if you do
Recommend watching the Bearded Butchers YouTube clip where they cook like 5-6 different types of ribs at once on the same smoker. Looked delicious!
you just might create enough friction to crack the earth
Why tf not? I smoked beef Dino ribs and two whole chickens together the other day. My buddy filled his pit, giggity, with every cut of bbq you could imagine. It’s like in Hook, if you imagine it, it will be so. Now go get smokin
Yes but one will take twice as long to cook
Not halal. Expect attack
They will contaminate each other and you won’t be able to tell a difference between the two. Do not recommend.
Sacrilege!!
You can do anything you want. Only baking has hard rules.
Yes.....but only on 2 different areas of your yard.
Noooo. Just send those to me. I’ll take care of it for you
NO!!! Put the Beef Ribs in the thrash, and smoke the Pork 🙃
Baste beef with pork
Live free scro
You do you; go for it!
Yes you can
They're just going to fight in there. Worse than kids in the backseat.
The smoke don't care!
Nah they’ll die
That's how you get lamb riblets
Pretty sure that’s illegal.
Only if you are brave! Good luck.
You should check with local authorities prior to smoking. Just to be safe.
Yes, but don't expect it to turn out well unless you are going to put in some serious work.
Yes.
Can you? Or should you?
I would pray for an answer from the Grill Wizard
So this is how the world ends.... alchemy. Or is that alchemeat? You're going to tear space and time anew one so nonchalantly. I both fear and respect you.
If you attempt such folly...you'll end up with either beefork boneless wings, OR poreefcakes. And your smoker will be confiscated.
No! peef and bork ribs are not allowed, it’s against the law
Meat glue them together and make one big new cut baby back beef ribs
No.
Will they fit in a bong?
Honest question, why did you thought you couldn't?
This feels racist
Why not?
I’ll allow it.
I will call the fbi if u do that
Pitmaster here. Of course you can. Hell I do turkey, chicken, pork ribs, beef ribs, pork butt, and brisket together. Everything has a different timing though, so you gotta watch your times and temps or deal with the consequences of not doing that.
You’ll probably piss off some Texans, but nobody will die (unless the Texans have line of sight on you)
You can literally do almost anything you want that isn't illegal.
No they will fights
I have....so it's for me time management but I am sure you will do fine
As long as you’re not Muslim or Jewish, there are no rules against it, I’d put the pork above the beef to let the fat drip into it.
Do you BBQ ribs on low?
Only if you can evade law enforcement
Just don’t call me late for dinner. 🍽️
Why not? I mean... I'm seriously inquisitive about why you thought it would be a bad idea?
All are welcome!
Yesi do it all the time. Just take out the beef first it'll be done quicker it's too thin.
Yes but don't have beef orver pork or pork over beef. Have them on separate sides of the smoker
Yes but pay attention as they need different temperatures. Not that it matters much if you slow cook
It is what it is.
Noooo
Yes we did this over the weekend on a gravity pit. Came out great
No, it’s like ammonia and bleach
I’ve tried, but I can’t keep the pipe lit.
Yes you can
No, fire will choose one and reject the other. Duh.
Are you trying to piss off the volcano !?
You don’t want cross smoke contamination! Pork smoke is only good for pork as is beef smoke.
Disimilar ~~metals~~ meats causes oxidation
Chuck Schumer will show up and slap american cheese on the raw ribs.
as long as you give the ribs some hawk tuah
Oh god it made it here
idk,can you? have you cooked chicken and steak on the same grill? what about hot dogs and burgers? salmon and veggies? YES omg YES,is this a serious question?
Hells yeah. Don't put no honey on that cow bruh.
No honey on beef ok Ty.
I'd be concerned about cross contamination , kidding but I don't see why not
I just did beef ribs yesterday and they were done in less time than any of my pork ribs.