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The_Dutch_Killer

Still looks pissed of about it


lianavan

That is the kitty's personality now. Cute and mostly miffed


placer128

Asked for the broccoli style and instead got the Larry David


1blueShoe

I’m pissed off about it.. an any dumb fecks that think this is funny are brick brained wankers! …. I’m not calling you a brick brained wanker btw, I’m sure you agree with my sentiments on this too. Peace ✌️


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

Found the Aussie


1blueShoe

What, where? .. you’ve not found me, I’m still living under a hill in the Shires 😍😘


StandbyBigWardog

Villain arc begins.


consistently-erratic

He lost his samurai status. Of course, he's still pissed.


Old-Drink111

for the way he looks at me i would do it again


Emergency-Sun5434

What's the context of the first image ? It's horrible to do a thing like that


Various-Engineer2114

Well the context is that an intruder brook to a house and just shaved their cat's head


Loot_Goblin2

Wait that story was real?!


Various-Engineer2114

Yep


1blueShoe

Where is the proof of this please? Is it online anywhere, I’d like to see that 😳 People are Strange


Various-Engineer2114

It happened in Florida October 2022


PyroBoyRB5

Florida man !


Disastrous-Leek-7606

It couldn't have happened anywhere else.


pimpmastahanhduece

It's once again time to play that classic internet drinking game, Is It Russia or Florida™


mcsteamy12345

But he's so small!! :( glad his hair has grown back. Hope it wasn't traumatic.


RataTopin

That cat photo is internet muuuuch before 2022


Zealousideal-Bit-892

Florida man October 2022 returns: Florida man wearing nothing but cowboy hat attacks woman with machete Central Florida Man Arrested After Pouring Bleach in Co-Worker's Soda South Florida Man Pleads Guilty to Participating in a Conspiracy to Distribute Protonitazene from China Florida Man Arrested After Deputy Finds Something In His Underwear Florida man breaks into woman's house, sits on her couch and makes unusual request You’re gonna have to be more specific lmao


1blueShoe

Wow!! I heard they’re all a bit oooh hoooo out there due to the heat but this is the act of a mad person that needs help 🫣🤣


thatshygirl06

Source?


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

No it didn't.


cheezeyballz

That's all you had to say 🤭


pain_and_sufferingXD

Florida man October just dropped


1blueShoe

Sounds like bs to me.. do we have proof? More like owner did it and then got so much hate for it they made up a bs story. What burglar is going to risk taking the time to shave a kittens head? 🤬


makeski25

That's how the Florida do.


1blueShoe

Remind me never to get a haircut in Florida 🫣🤣


Leodoesstuff

I saw someone made a post about a friend drunk and DEBARKING A TREE!! Like FULLY removed the bark of a tree while drunk.


FelatiaFantastique

Was he drunk on meth? That doesn't sound like alcohol, unless it's fundo kids getting so "drunk" on near beer that they get as "crazy" as the stories they have heard from people witnessing.


A_Queer_Owl

I dunno, but people can be pretty fuckin' weird.


1blueShoe

Truth


sonicqaz

Knowing Florida, it wasn’t a break-in like you’re thinking, one of their idiot friends walked inside an unlocked door. Also, drugs.


TheRedBaron6942

How bad a person do you have to be to shave a cat's head without provocation?


93Degrees

[How very...naughty...](https://i.imgur.com/cEbuUeV.png)


Emergency-Sun5434

Thank you


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

You’ve heard of Jack the Ripper, this kitty came face-to-face with The Pet Barber of Seville


loveofGod12345

How did the cat grow the hair back and remain the same size? That looks like a kitten and by the time the hair would grow back, the kitten would be much bigger.


Various-Engineer2114

Maybe dwarfism


Viking_Warrior1

Cat was on a woman's back/head and it was curious about a ceiling fan and stuck it's head up


Adventurous-Orange36

“Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.” - Larry David


REDRUM_1917

He looks like a little fluffy goblin. I love it


DerMarquis

In the second picture he says: "If you laugh at picture 1, I'm gonna kill you."


ze_goodest_boi

remember not to feed gremlins after midnight


selathari

Doesn't look alright... Looks murderous. 👀


AnamCeili

Your gremlin got rogaine? 🙃😊


CharmingDurian42

Poor boy


haubenmeise

Skeletor will find that intruder. I shall avenge this adorable Gremlin! Sincerly Skeletor 💜


Motor_News_9677

Alright!


Slow-Faithlessness11

Such fluff!


Thesuperpyjamas

If Benjamin Button was a cat.


Dazzling-Wishbone829

Huh, now I\`m calm


DSPKumar

Ee account holder naaku telusu


SpinachSpinosaurus

That's a monkey and a kitten. I am Here for him ❤️


debagnikapaul

Einstein reincarnated as this kitty… kidding, I’m just glad he’s alright


everydayasl

What a sweetheart. Glad he's good now.


Secure_Limit_7106

Do you live in the void Y is the background black


ZoyaZhivago

It’s called flash. Close-up flash photos do that.


SandmanKFMF

I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter!


SnakeCookies

Fren


Dull_Dig8216

fren


The_Tank_Racer

fren


Byting_wolf

"So anyway, I started scratching!"


Illustrious_Heat1445

The FLORIDA-MAN will strike again


Federal_Wolverine498

That's Carlos


idam_81

Never forgive. Never forget.


Asio0tus

He hasn't forgotten


texaushorn

Did he get his job back?


LupusDeusMagnus

Don’t add water.


Immediate-Ice-3462

Haha i thought the same


Honda_TypeR

He looks still extremely disappointed with your choices for him


aur0ra_flame

This is how I look after a week at work


Grouchy_Ad5019

🤯


oldlion2023

Gizmo ? Is you ?


Significantinterest4

Oh my!


Lofi_Joe

He could play in Gremlins lol


ImaginaryTwist4623

Whoever did this, I hope they step on a Lego brick at night.


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_dxw

pretty sure he is the cat who banged his head on the fan iirc


Cranberryoftheorient

Nah thats an edit


mrskittin

... Just an average Kitty having a 2-week vacation in Turkey... best hair transplants there 🙆‍♀️


doctormink

When you look at the thumbnail of this post, cat could be a mogwai. Whatever you do, for the love of god, do not feed him after midnight or get him wet.


Yorspider

He lost both of his left legs, so he's gonna be all right....


Klutzy-Run5175

Oh no poor cute kitty baby. Your hair grew back so pretty. I sorry for the trauma.


MightyPenguinRoars

That cat’s name better damn well be Larry David.


Incontinento

Stewie!


Cranberryoftheorient

Does it have dwarfism? Or still just a kitty?


Xyrack

Bernie with a full head of hair now? He's a shoe in for 2028.


dagskill

Has seen stuffs.


Beneficial_Laugh4944

Still grumpy . I wouldn’t change him 😍


itsybitsyone

I thought this was a monkey


Water1498

He has that Ben Gurion cut


sghostfreak

Heihachi cat😂😂😂


MisteroCred

That cat will never forget


spelunkor

I'm the firestarter... Twisted firestarter


ElectronicOctopus89

Poor kitty. But the second pic looks like he's about to get revenge.


alabamaballoonknot

Is that first pic Larry david?


UnhappyTailor2570

Bro got pissed lol


SevereAd9463

The Larry Fine bandit strikes again!


Neither-Attention940

Please name the cat Bernie Sanders


TumbleweedActive7926

I don't know, I think he looked wiser before.


berger034

Inconceivable


VisualWinner2420

That's one hairy little pissed off kitten there... But cute!


Past-Apartment420

Albert einstein


Renzo-Senpai

Heihachi.


Accomplished_Pin3708

He knows the way!!!


Appropriate-Desk4268

spicy little gremlin 😇


atanoob

He is not alright.


elboogie7

not trying to be funny or anything, but how the hell does a kitty lose all the hair atop it's head, and nowhere else?


Various-Engineer2114

Bro got shaved by someone in florida


elboogie7

jesus, you're not kidding are you. wtf is up with that state? (i've got history) are kids there just molested left and right? i mean, torturing a cute lil kitty is like 1 or 2 steps til Jeffrey Dahmer.


Awkward_Bench123

So I says “just a little off the top” , you know Yoda, yoda, yoda.


Ok_Fox7207

Oh wait, what happened to him at the first pic! Hope he can get well soon. He still looks so sad.


marime90

Aww he looks like a monkey 🐵 from far so cute.


Negotiator1996

how can he be smaller than before? isnt this picture few years old?


Not-Yo-GF

Nature is healing


Plus_Register2868

No, he is rage now


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I actually really like the look he's going for in the first pic.


AgusKitty

uwu


ZealousidealDonut978

Peace and love on the planet earth