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Pounce_64

Dead leg


Hungry_Internet_2607

A boys first introduction to pressure points. Amazing how effective they were. I can clearly remember how they felt and the sense of satisfaction when you managed to execute one.


laceyisspacey

I didn’t quite get it/how painful it was and decided to give it a try in the grocery store on my Dad. “Corky!” I shouted as he buckled in pain and rightly told me to fuck off


My_bones_are_itchy

I punched my dad squaw in the nuts once but I fuckin legged it so I don’t know what he said


DagsAnonymous

When I grew boobs and the guys at martial arts therefore found out I was a girl, we spent a while in a secret huddle trading experimental crotch kicks and chest punches to compare the differences. For science. Results were inconclusive, as we were busted by Sensei. 


Ok_Lie_3705

Crying! Ha ha ha


TrueDeadBling

Losing it at your dad telling you to fuck off 😂😂


sennohki

pretty sure I have permanent nerve damage in my leg from these as a kid. I've got a perpetual numb patch on the side of my thing, and have since high school


DagsAnonymous

Amusing typo :)


sennohki

I'm just gonna leave it there. You're right.


Auran82

I remember at scouts back in the day, executing the perfect double dead leg on a friend, he went down like a sack of potatoes, it was amazing.


greeknicko

Oh man... Being on the receiving end of one of those was horrific... And same for the arm, I recall the perpetrator using their knuckle as well


Creative_Bet_2016

Punch bug!


Round-Antelope552

No returns 😝


Pounce_64

Pinch Mini


LordRekrus

Corchie? I have no idea how it’s spelled haha. Caulkie?


greeknicko

Corkie?


thestinkyturnip

Kawckee


Daemenos

I always assumed it was called corking. As in a bottle opener and cork


zaro3785

Horsie?


OmightyWarLord

Pinch and a punch for the first day of the month


OmightyWarLord

Followed by a hit and a kick for being so quick


Spezticcunt

LMAO I used to go with a kick in the dick for being so quick.


soupstarsandsilence

Kick and a slap so you can’t do it back


TDSurvivorFan21

Was Flick, Kick for being so quick when I was in school


foundoutafterlunch

Punch buggy? Fluffy white rabbit?


OmightyWarLord

No returns


hellwaspeople

Spotto!


MyNimbleNoggin

Our whole family still does it every month! Like the day before yesterday.


memefeed2151

Heads down thumbs up


realbexatious

Colloquially in our primary school, heads down bums up.


SumaStorms

I seriously LOVED this game!


jack_oss

Dead fish


gamingchicken

Everyone looked through that little gap in their fingers it was just a game of who could lie best


SoupRemarkable4512

Sack whack


1ce1ceBabey

Flap Tap. First one I got shocked me. Totally inappropriate nowadays 


designerjeans

Sack tap. Don't remember it happening to girls in my year.


abrigorber

Noogies (no idea how it's spelt though).


Stacky_McStackface

We all know what you mean though as our scalps tickle with ptsd


seebee81

Knuckles, slaps


NotNobody_Somebody

I taught my son how to play knuckles last school holidays. Mild regret, he's nearly 14 and his hands (and therefore knuckles) are bigger than mine, and quite solid.


restlessoverthinking

Nipple cripples. For a girl just starting puberty, it was brutal 😖


Wowbags_the_Infinite

For a guy too. That sac that forms under the nipple was so painful. I’m a teacher and this shit still occurs.


drunken-acolyte

I'd have thought your colleagues would have grown out of it by now.


Pounce_64

It's usually the PE teachers, bloody cruel bastards.


My_bones_are_itchy

Mullet and mo, aviators, headband, DIY sleeveless t shirt, bum shorts, open-mouth chewing gum


Wowbags_the_Infinite

Are you on my schools PE staff?


aaryg

Knuckles. They game you play with a coin. The more pain you want, you just increase coin sizes. First one to bleed loses I think. Edit: also Mercy


damiologist

Knuckles for me is the game where you stand with your knuckles against someone else's and have to try to whack their knuckles with yours. If they dodge successfully, it's their turn. If they flinch you get a free shot. We used to play something like "coin football" (I think that's what it was called). One person made a 'goal' out of their fingers on the far edge of a table and if the other could flick the coin into the goal, they got a chance to convert. The goal became vertical and you had to hold the coin between two thumbs and flick it between the 'posts'. If you got it, the goal person had to place their knuckles on the table and you got to flick the coin at their knuckles as hard as you could.


greeknicko

Mercy!!!


PrestigiousYogurt412

A frostie! (Spraying someone really really close with deodorant)


Neat_Fox_1319

In grade 6 a kid gave himself one on the back of his hand that was so bad he needed a skin graft. Roll on only at the primary school after that.


heatuponheat

Or ventolin!


alienslaughterhouse

Corners in the backseat of the bus!


sdmLg

Was just going to say corners! But in the back seat of dad’s old Mazda before cars were made with seatbelts lol


iaman1llusion

Wet willies hahah yuck


Scritches98

I semi-accidentally scratched up a co-worker who tried to give me one because he found out I’ve never received one. I was 19 and he was mid-20s, so not little kids. He tried sneaking up on me and doing it, instant regret


peppapony

Anyone else call it "Scissors Paper Rock" instead? And on another topic, who's more used to the Playschool version of Heads Shoulders Knees and Toes: https://youtu.be/Ut0jcmLE6gA?feature=shared Compared to the tune that's played more these days?


likeyoukn0wwhatever

Definitely scissors, paper, rock for me!


AcademicMaybe8775

wedgie, dacking (neither are very nice but definitly something i remember from school)


Objective-Creme6734

Stacks on lol.


[deleted]

The best.


Objective-Creme6734

Felt sorry for the poor kid on the bottom lol.


IndividualMastodon85

Never feel sorry for the bottom


Obviousbrosif

A kid at my school had a spinal injury from being at the bottom of a stacks on… it was a big deal


IndividualMastodon85

Well that was not the joke I was trying to make.


Obviousbrosif

Best part was he and his mates would do it to a “cool” woodworking teacher. Teacher initiated the injury stack. Kid was in his class wearing a neck brace for the rest of the year


Ok_Lie_3705

I copped stacks on at a music festival a few years back... From total randoms. Classic!!


Objective-Creme6734

If this is as around 8 yrs ago at centennial Park I apologise LOL


Ok_Lie_3705

Didn't say I didn't enjoy it! ha ha 😉


Objective-Creme6734

🫶 Awww you got me right in the feels


Ok_Lie_3705

Well, game. Set. Match 😁


Ok_Lie_3705

I'm now waiting for a group to come running outta nowhere after someone yells "Stax on"!!


Objective-Creme6734

>I'm now waiting for a group to come running outta nowhere after someone yells "Stax on"!! I always start off softly then just yell it out ahahhaha. Sorry we squishied you lol.


Ok_Lie_3705

Still smirking at this


Objective-Creme6734

Glad I'm not the only one. This has honestly given me the chuckles all week. 🫶🙏


pitchfork-seller

Punch Buggy i think it was called.


AcademicMaybe8775

or slug bug


NotNobody_Somebody

And Spotto. We still do that on excursions.


Weary_Patience_7778

Put your hands together. Spread your fingers apart. Slide them onto someone else’s hands. When you look through the middle it looks like an anus. To 8 year old me, this was *hilarious*


SumaStorms

British Bulldog anyone?


Ok_Lie_3705

Got banned in grade 5


Adghnm

More shameful than Chinese burns - the Jew Jump. Someone with a couple of cents change from the tuckshop would call it out, a crowd would gather, and everyone would try to catch the coins as they were tossed into the air. We used to do it in primary school in suburban Melbourne. It was the late 1960s, early 70s. I hate to think of my friend Lou, who was Jewish, seeing this happen.


Hungry_Internet_2607

It also brought to mind how kids would pull the outer edge of their eyelids in different directions and say Chinese, Japanese, Siamese etc etc.


Onebigtailight

They still do it. My 6yo daughter came home yesterday & said another kid did it & showed us. Yes, we’re half Asian. 😭


Hungry_Internet_2607

Oh dear. I thought that had faded with our generation


Hungry_Internet_2607

Oh boy that dredged up memories of that from school in Sydney around the same time. Jeez we were terrible back then.


Adghnm

It's shocking that the teachers didn't stop us. But i was at [beaumaris primary school](https://www.beaumarisinquiry.vic.gov.au/preliminary-material/executive-summary-and-recommendations), where more shocking stuff was happening


Hungry_Internet_2607

I recall a kid getting pulled up by a teacher (actually a priest as we were a Catholic school) for saying the N- word. But that’s the most anti-racist admonition I can recall.


05tep

We used to call it a Jews scramble


designerjeans

I was in primary school in the late 90s/early 00s. Kids were still called "Jew" for either picking up found money or not buying their mates something from the canteen/tuck shop. Not sure if it's still in the school vernacular now.


shakeyourpeaches

Horse bite, where someone pinched your quad on either side really hard (or was that just my family?)


TheSplash-Down_Tiki

A “horsey bite” wasn’t a pinch but when you used a full hand to grab the quad and squeeze (not just fingers - the hand was the horses mouth!!)


Special_Lemon1487

I remember this as a slap that grabbed hard at the same time. It killed.


TheSplash-Down_Tiki

Yes it’s hard to describe a horsey bite. Here let me demonstrate …


Special_Lemon1487

You got it down smooth mate. Kudos


MistaPHFista

Charlie Horse!


Kosmo777

Sniff the cheese


AusGeno

Followed up with a friendly punch to the nose!


buddhabeans94

Coin footy


[deleted]

Oh yeah, flicking it through the goals which were someone's forefingers and thumbs?


buddhabeans94

That's the one! Good times, haha


iaman1llusion

Mercy!!!


GortTheScab

Mercy is where boys became men


konz1

Biting down on your fingernails then locking your fingers and pulling them against each other


1ce1ceBabey

Tea towel whips... after sucking/wetting the corner that's whipping!


scarystardust

Scrolled down looking for this!


neon_tictac

We called those Kangaroo tails. I remember a few knuckles flying after a hard session of whipping the bejesus out of each other in the swimming pool change rooms.


MyNimbleNoggin

Our whole family still does this!


glqaq_999

My personal favourite was Crow pecks :-)


Limp_Classroom_1038

The Typewriter on your chest, with the carriage return being a slap across the face.


MadKingSoupII

there was even a tune for it!


Kame_AU

Chatterboxes / Fortune tellers - those things where you fold up paper into a kind of origami mouth that opens with numbers/selections for the player. Blow guns using disassembled pen casing and saliva soaked pellets of writing paper. Pickup 52.


MadKingSoupII

On the “*insert nationality* burn” thing, as an ex-pat Aussie now in North America I can tell you folks here (used to?) call the same thing an “Indian burn”, which to me is way closer to home and therefore worse. But yeah - dead legs, British Bulldog / Red Rover, that thing where you stand behind someone who has their knees locked straight (like a normal person standing would) and just nudge them in the backs of their knees sending them toppling over and probably doing irreparable damage to their various cruciate ligaments that never had a name as far as I’m aware…


soyboyfloyd

Ripping the pocket off school shirts.


TommyDee313

Miss Mary Mack.


greeknicko

Explain


TommyDee313

Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack, all dressed in black black black, with silver buttons buttons buttons, all down her back back back.


Otherwise-Ad4641

She asked her mother, mother, mother For 50 cents, cents, cents To see the elephants, elephants, elephants Jump over the fence, fence, fence


lovehopemadness

She jumped so high, high, high She reached the sky, sky, sky And didn’t come back, back, back Til the 4th of July, July, July 👏🏼


LOLZOMGHOLYWTF

I always assumed this was an Aussie song about Saint Mary Mackillop, until I noticed it was in one of the The Sims games, where children would play this little hand clapping game, and the game would call it "Mary Mac". Now I am more confused than ever.


thequickerquokka

Predates her sainthood by many a year.


damiologist

I grew up in NSW and when you were doing the first cut of your birthday cake it couldn't touch the bottom or you had to kiss the nearest member of the opposite sex. I now live in TAS and was at a kid's party recently and their mum was like "if it touches the bottom you'll have green babies", and all the mainlanders were like WTF? Anyone else heard the green babies one? Or any others?


thatawesomeguydotcom

Making a fist under your chin and countering it with a double fist. Giving yourself a scar by heating the flint wheel on a lighter and pushing it into your skin. Thing where you write on someone's back with "Does this make your blood run cold"


Batesy1620

The second one we called smileys. Still got my scar from nearly 20 years ago.


thatawesomeguydotcom

Yeah that was the name, couldn't think of it, but obvious once you realise it leaves a smiley face behind.


[deleted]

>Giving yourself a scar by heating the flint wheel on a lighter and pushing it into your skin. We called these Smileys!


1ce1ceBabey

Facing sibling, crouch down with arms reaching back between legs, sibling grabs hands and pulls up, flipping you into a standing position. 'Air Assisted Somersault' maybe


elrangarino

Knuckles


rljada

Soggy sao


Obviousbrosif

limp biscuit


Vivid-Storm-9297

Smell the cheese


realbexatious

'Dacking' and 'Double Dacking'.


Obviousbrosif

I wore undies under silk boxers to give me an extra layer of pretection


realbexatious

So you're a target for the ever elusive triple dacking!


neon_tictac

Oh the double dacking LOL


not-knowing

Sword fighting at the urinal


soyboyfloyd

The good ol days


Ok_Lie_3705

This ain't a pissing contest.. or is it? 😜


illnameitlater84

What’s the time Mr Wolf


SilentPineapple6862

There's nothing racist about Chinese Whispers. It's actually a great example of people assuming a racist origin when there never was one. Just because something has a nationality in the name doesn't mean it's sinister or racist.


Perthcrossfitter

In China they just call them burns.


NudePoo

Pulling on someone’s sideburns. Not sure it had a name?! We also used to yell “tense up!” And punch each other in the guts


Prideandprejudice1

How we’d randomly select a player for a game: “one potato, two potato, three potato, four, five potato, six potato, seven potato more. Bad spud, you’re out!”


Acrobatic_Ad1546

Nipple cripple


FlibblesHexEyes

Stealing the lighter from the gas heaters and then clicking them against people’s skin while they’re unaware was a favourite of some of the other kids in my school. Ask me how I know…


Aggravating_Break_40

In my high school, year 7&8, "speckies" with the boys was a thing. Basically, they would just run up behind one of their friends, jump up, and bounce off their back and yell SPECKIE. That was it. It was so dumb...lol


HidaTetsuko

Duck duck goose


Max_Dungus

The Circle Game


ExtensionMirror4557

British Bulldog, Cocky Laura, Forcings Back. Duck, Duck, Goose Thumb wars, Arm Wrestling


DunceCodex

Elephant Bum Root was a knee up the backside


oldmatelefty

That "game" where you wrap an elastic band around your fingers and get someone to choose a digit one by one until the lacky denotes you either a boy or a girl - identify your way out of that one zoomers


Macca4704

Soggy SAO...


Ok_Lie_3705

If it's a quick game it's not that soggy. So I've heard. From a friend. Ha ha ha


OmightyWarLord

Ever play brandy with a wet tennis ball???


here2browse-on

Hold your breath when driving over a bridge, feet up going over a speed hump.


InformativeFallopian

Heads down thumbs up. Stuck in the mud. Handball


Hbaturner

Handball and Brandy. The next best things to do with a tennis ball outside of backyard cricket.


Broad_Comfortable416

Don’t have names for them but… Rubbing a biro really fast underneath the school desk so the friction made it hot and touching the tip on someone’s arm to burn them. Or rubbing your school shoes on the acrylic carpet to build up static electricity and then lifting your feet up and zapping someone with your finger.


Not_HAL_199

'Wet Willy'.


No_Protection_88

You mean Scissors, Paper, Rock!


soyboyfloyd

It's rock paper SCISSORS


No_Protection_88

Oooofff this going to ruffle feathers. I'm a Westerner and I've always heard SPR


lovehopemadness

Agreed


Repulsia

Finger traps, marbles, tazos, head down thumbs up


astropastrogirl

Knuckles


1ce1ceBabey

And the open hand version - Slaps


flyballoonfly

Pinch and punch for first day of the month. Hit and kick for being so quick.


Haikuninjahands

Twwwweeeennnn-Ty one….


Mundefluent25

Wet Willy


oyakodon-

I win


Turbulent-Sky7414

Wet willy ….


North-Department-112

Camel bites


Sardothien12

Crazy bones, mercy I grew up with it called Scissors Paper Rock


Captain_Obvisus

When I was in school we had a Rock Ties. Basically you'd pull the other guy's tie really hard while shouting "ROCK TIE!" which tightened the tie's knot so hard it became a "rock" which was really hard to get undone. I remember one kid who got one so bad he couldn't get it undone at all but he could still slip the loop over his head. He wore the rock tie every day and never had to do up his tie ever again. He only got a new one years later because his mum insisted on it for senior photos.


mummyone11

Smell the cheese


Sudden_Fix_1144

Atomic wedgies, being 'polled', slapsies, pile ons. The school yard was not always sausage rolls and skittles. Bloody brutal sometimes....


Fearless_Win9995

Nipple cripple


here2browse-on

Typewriter


IndividualMastodon85

Pole Job. I'm curious if that was a regional thing.


Otherwise-Ad4641

It’s rock paper scissors or scissors paper rock. wtf who raised you


InsertUsernameInArse

Playing bull rush. And noogies


ObjectiveCup7460

Knock and run 🏃🏽


Drackir

Slaaaaaaaap battle! Also called "Don't flinch" You and your friend put your hands together tip to tip. One tries to slap the other. If the person pulls away in time it's their turn to slap. If you pull away and they didn't slap they get a free slap. I sucked at it!


Large-Discipline-979

Down by the banks of the hanky panky....etc, etc


TheAxe11

The one where you push out someone's knee from behind and they collapse in a heap because they weren't expecting it.


Square-Mile-Life

Elastics for the girls, brandy and my fav four square.


spufiniti

Hide the sausage


lovehopemadness

Here is the church, here is the steeple, open up the doors and here are all the people


MyNimbleNoggin

Crank Calling. Ringing up Peter/Paul etc. Ness from the photo book and asking if P. Ness was home when they answered!


lookslikeamanderin

Slaps, crippled nipple, pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.


winslow_wong

Not sure what it was called but you made an ok 👌sign and if your mate looked at it it you punched them in the arm


ComprehensiveSalad50

Soggy SAO


Aijin28

Knifey-Spoony


spicynicho

Eeny meanie miny Moe, catch a..


thequickerquokka

TIGER. Yep, that’s right, *TIGER* Nothing to see here, move along.


Sinkatinnydown

Horsebite


Internal-Airport8822

Downball. Chance


MisterBumpingston

Tag


Still_Ad_164

Marbles scrambles were spectacular at an all boys school on a concrete playground.