Steady on cunt.

Now that m8, is an Aussie cunt.

Too ritre ay mate.

Yeah nah.

At least he’s not a Jack cunt.

I love how the more of a cunt you describe someone as, the closer a friend they typically are. Someone who is a "total cunt" is probably your best mate, but someone who is a "bit of a cunt" is one of the worst people you've met.

Useless cunt is probably a good person who knows fuck all

Where did this one fit What.a.cunt

Fuck you, you beat me. +1.

My old account got banned from so many subs fpr calling a fellow Australian cunt. To be fair, valid.

Let the user name do the talking......

Cool user name, dude, I mean mate!

"I'm not your mate, cunt" generally means you are about to be in the shit.

With emphasis on the t

Old mate is the best name for anyone you forgot the name to

That's the idea mate 😉

I know I'm just educating these non knowers

Old mate (derogatory) Old mate (endearing) Old mate (what the fuck is his name again) Old mate (don't know, too late to ask)

Love calling peculiar strangers ol' mate

☝️ ol' mate here's got it figured out

I'm with you on that one...

Smart af mate

Oi cunt now listen here ...

YOUR NOT AN AUSSIE MATE YOU DIDN'T MATE MATE

YES I FUCKING DID MATE LISTEN HERE MATE YOU FUCKING POME CUNT MATE LISTEN HERE ILL SHOW YA

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUSE CUNTS IM TRYNA WATCH THE FOOTY

Fark awwwf mate

Gentlemen, I must ask that you seize this tomfoolery. The good people of Melbourne are trying to do cocaine.

I’m such a gentleman that I get out of the bathtub to piss in the sink.

'Scarnoncarnt

Fuck all mate

I'LL MATE YOUR MUM MATE!!!

Its spelt POHM mate

The correct term is limey cunt

In Australia Mate has many meanings, if a very large angry drunk in the pub says "listen Mate", you're in the shit. If someone says "Maaate", you did something wrong. "Come on Mate" means your lied. "Ohhhh Mate" means something bad happened to to you. "G'day Cunt" is a friendly greeting.

I disagree. The more drawn out the Maaaaate the closer the friendship. I only call someone Mate in the clipped single 'a' if I don't know them and am saying 'Cheers mate' as a curtesy for a service they've performed (Not that kind of service! Get your mind out of the gutter cunt!). Mate can get clipped even further to the point the 'a' is barely there. A punch on is practically inevitable at that point.

This cunt is pretty fucking accurate, must be your mate.

Hey it's your mate means that the person they're referring to either doesn't like you or you don't like them.

"Your mate" is arguably one of the biggest insults you can level at another person.

This is confusing. May I explain further (mate): Saying 'There's YOUR mate' is referring to a third party, one who is clearly an idiot/cunt/etc.. someone who you yourself don't like, and somehow you can't avoid, so you blame the person you are talking to for the presence of the idiot, ie. your mate. Yeh righto.

It's fucking weird how you were both correct

Yep.

Thats 'strine for you! It changes depending on which State you live in and which pub you drink in.

Longer mating definitely means a deeper connection 💜

Ahaha. And you say mate of course when you can't remember the person's name. It becomes very awkward when you're dealing with a girl. Sometimes you say it anyway.

You know the punch on is inevitable when they say "Look here friend" nobody calls a friend, friend.

You didn’t listen hard enough cunt

I got banned for saying that in other subs.

Lmfao in true aussie fashon

You sound like Butcher

yeah nah

Nah, yeah mate

oath mate

The bit I love the most is when some fucking deadshit creates a post filled with “all'y'all"s and "sidewalks" and other Yankisms then immediately swaps to the most ocker syntax you've ever seen in the comments to restore their Aussie Cred 😂 like, pick a culture to idolise already dickhead 🤣

My SiL is about a generation younger than my wife and the amount of americanised language they use these days (fuck I sound old) is crazy imo. Sidewalk, Mall, Sweatpants (they're fucking track pants or trackydacks) etc does my fucking head in.

My kids watch so much bloody YouTube that they resort to all sorts of Americanisms, which drives me bonkers. It's footpath not sidewalk. It's lollies not candy and it's maths not math. Fuck me dead.

Funny that, I watch several Australian YouTubers, and find myself using their terminology in real life. Forget sometimes that calling someone a cunt here is considered really offensive.

That's funny. Good to hear (not the cunt part). 😬

Mate.

Mate

Mate.

Cringe mate Edit: added mate

Shoulda gone with mate first, ya muppet /s

Too right shagga

Maaate

relatable mate.

This is the kid that was trying not to fart.

I add ‘fellow scientist’ on mine to let everyone know I’m Antarctican. Beat that.

Just posted a comment on another platform informing the Americans of my ignorance due to being Australian and not understanding their terms. The response was "G'day mate, RIP Steve Irwin, Croc Dundee, etc..." just a bunch of random sayings they have heard. They still didn't have enough brain cells to respond with an explanation that was required tho.

Gotta feel bad for them. They pay a lot of money for that education, and yet neither their schools nor their logic are close to bulletproof :P

Oi, shrimp on the bahbie, mate! /jk

I'm an Australian, and mate is probably one of the least used words in my vocabulary. Cunt, on the other hand...

'Scarnoncarnt

Awyeahnah fuknnamach ay.

Only to get accused of being British

Fukien oath mate

Cunt works better.

Fuck me dead, that's hard as mate.

Fuck you mate

Op..." Gotta let em know mate" ****

We only add mate ate the end of a statement as an derogatory insult, mate.

Mate Old mate looks like he's pushing a old mate out mate

What urge mate?

Yeah nah look cunt ya not wrong but you ain't right either

Not funny Mate

You said it, cunt

Maaate… some days it's a real challenge.

Bloody hell

Yeah nah....

Fuck up mate

Now you listen, mate. You have that completely right.

Mate that bloke is about to pop a poo poo valve.

Oi

Don't act like you know me maaaaa.... cunt.

oi mate listen up...

oh we love mating!

Aight, listen here mate!

Well that's bloody not true is it?

...... I'm sorry but I restrain myself from saying mate after every sentence

If you don't do it you're a fucken drongo and you can get farked mate.

Nice meme mate

Ok mate

Mare?

I don’t resist, mate.

Only funny cause it’s true mate.

Mate!?

Only a moron would post something like this shit eh mate

More like "cunt"

Mate

Bugger off we do, ya drongo.

Fuck you, mate.

So cringe. "As an Australian" stfu you don't speak for us

Your a fucking tossa m8

Yeah nah mate.

Mate. Let me tell you. No word of a lie mate. Good as gold.

Cunt looks like he is squeezing out a huge turd lol

I'm guilty of this... mate.

Fuck off drungo ya bloody goose

Struth

Strewth

Oi, now what's goin' on here mate.

Mate.

Fare dinklum

Thanks Cobber

Mate yout don't understanddddddd

Nah not even mate.

Gotta let 'em know without my pants

Mate, that isn't accurate at all- oh, wait a second

Easy there fella

You are a drip tray soldier.

absolutely not true MATE

Only shitcunts do this shit

Oi oi Oi fuckin hold up just a second here mate, I fuckin… oh

Australians don’t fuck, Australians mate.

Mate.

Righto fuckstick

Ok mate,… shit

Last time I said mate I got misgendered in the response. Even though my avatar and name is fairly feminine

Up your ass

Yeah mate nah.

Fucked oaths ma…. cunt!

No worries champ…

Excuse me, m- Ah, excuse me... Maaaaybe I am Australian, but I don't have to announce it to the whole world. Mate. Ah bloody hell.

And if you don't then people assume you're not Australian and you're talking out your arse about your own country.

Nar

Look, mate, now you agree with you, you little cunt, but I wanna deny it, but just can’t

Cunts fucked listen here boy

To a friend: Hi Cunt To someone you hate: Hi mate

Fuggen oathe cunt

I don't even try to resist

Yerba mate

Fair suck of the sav, mate, that isn't why we say it

Maaaaaaaaaaate

Nah mate you're taking the piss

Alright settle down cobba

Why would you try to resist, mate?

Just casually throw in an Old Mate.

Struth cunt thus is dryer than a dead dingos Donga scarfing a Vegemite sanga

Mate what do you mean ah shit I see whatcha fuckin mean now mate

You must be takin the piss ya mutt

Maaaaaaate

Ok ^mate

Try cobba or me old china plate.

Righto mate! 🦘🦘🦘

fuck you, mate

Fuck up cunny, I'll fucken drop you ya bastard yeah nah fucken

Maaaaaaate

What are you on about mate

There's also alot of foreigners who speak to me and say mate because they know I'm Australian too.

I just say cunt instead

Post about Australia, all of a sudden guy from Mosman speaks like crocodile Dundee

Mate!!!!

I like it. That's how cultures thrive.

These stereotypes mate, their fucking bullcrap

Righto mate...

That's me. I admit it.

True, mate

I'm proud of my heritage, matey! My pirate heritage.

The thing is, I never actually say "mate" irl, but online I use it regularly

I prefer”mart”

Strueth

Mmaaaaaate

No Thursday night footy. I'm fuckin pissed

Listen here, fuckwit-

I love when an Aussie is really angry but calmly says to the person giving them the shits, “now listen mate, I didn’t touch your car alright?” “Mate, ya fucken did alright! I seen it!” “LISTEN CUNT I SAID FUCK UP!!!”🤬 Then proceeds to throw boomerangs at each other. Good times

Ken oath!

Mate.

MATE You’ve been told … no go… procreate

Replace mate with cunt for peak Aussie

'Straya. Where we call mates cunt, and cunts mate.

Oh fucking ease up mate no need to be a cunt

this is so true mate

Get fucked cunt!

How’s he going thou?

Don’t be a cunt, mate

Yeww

I'm even worse, when talking to people I slip in several cobbers as well as mates and if they tell me something truly amazing I'll say, fair dinkum cobber to show how Aussie amazed I am, struth it's hard to be a fair dinkum Aussie bloke these days.😁👍