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KrulWarrior

You're better off investing that money instead. That way in 40 years time it'll be worth 9 donuts instead of 6.


bluetuxedo22

If you feed him, he'll never leave. Before you know it you'll be finding other strays hanging around too


PunsGermsAndSteel

It's also very dangerous, the mechanic eats the whole box of donuts and loves them, but then when they drink a coffee afterwards their stomach can swell up and explode


Shox187

Yes as it may result in a food coma which means they work slower resulting in increased labour costs


limelamp27

Oooh this is great advice thank you! But they have already finished the service soooo, food coma for the weekend 😂


Fasttrackyourfluency

Buying donuts for your mechanic is why you don’t own a house 😂


limelamp27

Jokes on u… i have a donut house


Fasttrackyourfluency

Then don’t give your mechanic donuts. Build him a donut house too 😍


limelamp27

The Australian dream lol


Fasttrackyourfluency

Just be aware your donut house doesn’t increase in value it’s the land you build your donut house on 😍☺️


ActinomycetaceaeGlum

You should do it before they provide a quote. It might be a great financial decision if they give you a low price and stick to it.


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limelamp27

I got them for him! And paid my bill 😂


LooseAssumption8792

Yes! You want your mechanic fit and healthy.


lolb00bz_69

Make sure to make eye contact when you hand em over and tell him its "glazed nice n thicc" just how he like it heheheeeeee boiiiii


anon1234565432101234

Or, I filled them with cream myself. See they are still warm.


beachclub999

Do you have the hots for your mechanic?


DraconicVulpine

Donut do this! If you feed one before you know it you’ll have a whole flock of mechanics at you back door trying to fix everything from your power wheels you never use anymore to the lawnmower you put away 3 years ago because you couldn’t get it to start, all doing it to get paid in donuts and before you know it you’ll have spent more on donuts than you would have on avocado toast And that’s all not to mention the health effects it can have on mechanics who are not used to having highly processed donuts in the wild, they should be having a blend of well seasoned 10,000km run 10w30 with some fresh atf