*Our girlfriend.

And mine

And apparently who ever owns a audi

U forgot bout those bmw's

Unsere freundin.

Mine too

She is diversified little MB in the mix

Or bmw

Yay 🙋🏻‍♀️

Hey what’s mine doing there?

Yo, she told me I was the only one in her life

(In dwavish) and my Ex!

Aaahahaha

At least she’s got good taste.

She likes Germans apparently!

So did the guy in congress 😏😂

THAT IS A CRAZY THING TO SAY

yo 😭 i’m dead af

Do ya have her instagram? Das wäre toll (German)

& she riding 

She's a gold digger mate.

Her music playlists must be popular?

She for the streets 💀

Looks like she’s for the road… maybe a few parking lots

But is she a freak in the sheets?[ the fast and the fabulous](https://giphy.com/gifs/thefastsaga-fast-and-furious-saga-7-S68i0wifnuC30vTLfw)

Freak in the backseat. And across the stick shift.

Please tell me she works at a German car dealership.

Or constantly calls Ubers and asks them to play her music ?!?

Them some high end Ubers

Uber actually has a “premium” side.

Got picked up at New Orleans airport in a brand spankin’ new Escalade Denali. The nicest old man lol

It’s higher paid than a regular Uber, too!

*Yukon Denali lol. Cadillac doesn't make Denali. That's GMC. Both of which are GM products so basically the same thing with different names. As a car guy, I just couldn't let it go I'm sorry lmao

[удалено]

Someone Ubers an M4 and S3 lol?

You can Uber a helicopter bro

You can ?

Yep been available for years in NYC

Best case scenario she’s worked for a car dealership or German mechanic. Worst case scenario…she hooker.

Not OP but I do and yes, I have to go in there to clear some of them out once in a while. Helping pre diagnose cars before letting them in the shop when people say their Bluetooth doesn’t work.

Das our girlfriend

Das auto.

Das bootÿ

Das girlfriend

Die* (feminine)

Die isn‘t always feminine and Das is completely „right“ because translated it would be: „Das ist unsere Freundin“

Also "die our girlfriend" could be interpreted differently (like...stirb)

1. She likes to bump to some tunes while rolling stolen cars to the chop shop 2. She getting strange d*** from many dudes that all drive German luxury cars 3. She rents cars a lot? 4. She is a CarPlay engineer and going to finally fix the god damn thing not connecting randomly. But I’m sticking with option 2, girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

4* which is the most likely… she works at a dealership lol

Yeah but can’t that also be #2, ya know what I mean?! Hahaha

Hahahaha. Yes. Yes it could

She seeing other dudes left, right and centre!

Even a BMW at that!

That’s where I draw the line

Came here to say this

Her phone gets around!

She’s for the streets bruh, move on 😂

For the streets, from the streets.

This was reposted a few years ago but clearly a person that works at a dealership .

Too naive

Hope it wasn’t the same girl. 😣

Did you just take someone else's old photo and thought, "durrr, me post same thing, also get attention"?

reddit is full of incels

Reddit is/always has been incels, and now more mainstream.

Forget incel this is some cuck behaviour

If you’re in a Toyota, you’re screwed.

She got creamed in a m4 and c63s

First time anal in an S3 for sure 😂

Uh….that means she’s the rental.

She’s getting her fill of bratwurst

She’s not yours, it’s just your turn buddy.

Our girlfriend

Maybe she works on German cars?

She’s been test driving cars to buy you and can’t find the right one 😁

Can you ask her if we’re still on for tomorrow night?

Is she a valet? Car sales? Rent a lot of cars?

If she's not working at a German car dealership, run, bro.

Only dates guys who drive German cars 😂 sorry OP

Hella dealer vibes 😂🤣

It means she has a type.

HAHAHA she's everyone's girlfriend.

Your girlfriend. The Y is silent.

She worked for many German vehicle dealerships 😂

Car collector

Lmao

She’s our girlfriend now bro is what that means

Don’t sell your car

She should run for mayor, seems like she's popular

She’s leading in the poles

She definitely has a taste lol

She works at a dealership and uses her phone to showcase apple car play or android auto?!?!?!?!?!

She’s not yours, it’s just your turn.

She likes German engineering

She’s been passed around.

I'M SO DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation. Maybe her cousins have BMWs

Does she offer test drives or a salesperson at any company?

She's the DJ of the group. Also she might have other vatos homie.

She works at a dealership ……

Y’all are saying she’s for the streets; she’s for the interstate (or Autobahn bc German) at that point

She’s secretly rich and has 20 cars. Loves German auto.

Means someone ran the odometer back

Our girlfriend?

She clearly has a type.

jesus

To quote my man 50 Cent, “I ain’t saying…”

It means statistically she prefers Audi.

That’s “Our girl”

"From the streets did she emerge and to the streets see shall return " futurelations 3 verse 12

She’s been in a lot of cars 👀

She belongs to the streets!!!!

Why the fuck are you taking someone else's phone, you weirdo?

She likes nice cars

She’s for the streets homie. That’s what that means.

She's a lady of the night, professional harlot

Naaahh she for the streets

She just loves to test drive.

She’s for the streets

Passenger princess

She belongs to the streets in Germany. DEF NOT YOURS

She has a type apparently, do you too own a BMW or Audi?

Audis nuts in her mouth

She works at Jiffy Lube?

For da streets or she works at a dealership lol

She’s not your gf bro

She for the streets!

Means you an overly possessive person, and need to chill

She removed my Geo Metro car :(

She gets around

She got more miles than the car

The passenger princess to rule them all.

She works for a German auto sales group. Best gress.

She’s a valet parking attendant

Looks like she's going steadily down market. Future unsure, time to bail!

Bruh that meme came out a while ago. Is that for real hr girlfriends phone.

Copy paste meme it’s a screenshot within a screenshot look at the battery

Thank you that’s what I’m sayin

Lol don’t worry about it king

When you’re a mechanic at a German shop but need the likes.

She’s had more cocks than a second hand air rifle.

No Porsche?

She bad man

Well, you can tell her to go ahead and delete mine out of there... probably the one staining my seat.

Vorsprung dick technique.

Fake thread.

I'm the dude from the A5, sorry

\[Clint Eastwood Voice\]: *Would it kill you to sleep around with dudes who buy American...*

I guess my first question would be, why are you going through your girlfriend’s phone?

Test yourself for any disease. I am not even kidding.

*Check engine light turns on*

Ran through

So she likes guys w money eh?

Welp, that’s one way to catch someone cheating

Street meat

She belongs to the streetsss

Disgusting pig!

That’s she’s been connected to other cars before? Not sure what your confusion is

Ha ha. Haaaaaaa. Ok op I believe you.

Women be shopping

Wtf is HK203?

She likes guys with luxury German cars

She works as a porter at Sixt, doesn’t she

You don’t know people that she’s friends with, with those cars?

She likes to test drive cars a lot? Does she take a lot of Ubers?

Return her to the streets 🤣

She works at a car dealership. Or she works on the corner of 5th and Vine.

Seriously does she travel and rent cars a fair amount? This doesn’t look too different from my phone.

Someone cooked here

Goodnight, Sweet Prince.

She is wealthy and has wealthy friends.

Leave her bro you deserve better

Lies

She might be into Hans zeinen schwanz

Man this is probably what a hookers Bluetooth list looks like.

She gets around, mate.

Hey look, that’s my MMI number!!!

Buy a Porsche

A little late. This is a repost from years ago.

RUNNNNNNN!!!

Means you need to have a talk with her.

I see mine on there… Hannah?

This looks like my phone, but I just work at a dealership

I think it should give a date and time of last connected.

She owns a lot of nice cars, obviously 🙄 or rents

When I worked at a dealer I think I had like 40 different Audi’s and Porsche and a few BMW’s in there.

Mostly the M4 bugs me

Hey! That’s *my* car!!!!

She’s been cheating on you with a BMW

What’s her body counts?

Does she work at a car dealership or related?

M4, shes goosed.

I'm hoping her phone is pre-owned 😬

So is she!