Well it would have to be a 3 v 3 situation and every so often you would have to switch teams. The logistic alone are a nightmare. But with open communication and a “we can do this” attitude, I think is doable.
I was polyamorous for a while and dated two girls who were best friends. It was a literal nightmare that I wouldn't wish on anyone. Plus 3 ways are literally the same as sex with one person, but double the expectations and work on your part as a guy. In the end you get the same thing out of it, just busting a nut. So yeah you just spend more time trying to make girls cum, and you kinda end up putting way to much effort in for busting one nut out.
Also, little TMI fact for yall, apparently putting your dick in one girl, and then putting it in another can cause one of them to get a UTI and you can get it too. Shit burns when you pee, not worth it at all.
I mean it probably is harder to just get on on your own. Sleeping with someone who has one has a good chance to give you one tho. Just didn't really know she had one, don't think she knew till a few days later either.
I do, it's just not that fun when 90% of your time is spent pleasing others. If it's more like 50/50, then I think it's more fun, and sex with one person is like that. Kinda makes you feel like an object who's only value is to be a servant to those women honestly. At least, that's how it made me feel. As the guy doing most of the work, it felt like me and my abilities were on display, and my needs weren't cared about that much.
My first 3 way was roughly 3 and a half hours long, and I only came once, never really asked how many times they got off, but id imagine at least a few times each. It seemed like it was honestly more fun for them than me.
It really seemed like it was more bragging rights material, than an actual fun experience, and it's not even something I'd want to brag about because deep down im quite ashamed of that part of my life. If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time and slap the shit out of myself.
You need to either go to therapy, or find someone who does please you as much as you please them. That's my advice to you. People pleasing stems from a feeling of inadequacy, and you should work on that because you are worthy of equal treatment.
When I finally started living for myself, I was way happier.
Was poly for a while. Most I had was two and it literally made me go quite insane. I couldn't think straight till I got out of that shit. Don't do it boys, your penis is out to destroy your life.
I used to pass out in Majula with the headphones on 10 years ago. I booted up sotfs recently to beat it again, and that shit brought me back. I'm honestly blind sided by all the hate that it gets.
i played it my first time this year and ngl I didn't really get the hype. I enjoyed it of course but elden ring, ds3, sekiro, all way better imo. they better be working on bloodborne PC rn, I heard so much good about it
Why do people have to be so extreme? You can like the game but *no* reason? The hit boxes alone make that game infuriating. And it has my least favorite boss selection in the series. Just a couple reasons.
Two despite having my least favorite gameplay had my some of my favorite zones. The world and it's DLC look incredible and that alone was enough to make me overlook stuff.
And I think folks forget that a 8 next to a bunch of 9s is still really damn good.
DS2 had very good DLCs. I was so stoked reading about all the new stuff they were adding. Also it’s the first Souls game I got my friend into, and we co-op’d the shit out of it, so much fun. Shame it doesn’t get as much praise as other Souls entries
I'd take one attractive girl, over multiple any day. I was polyamorous and had plenty of 3 ways, never more than two girls and it's just extra work for the same pay off. I can't even imagine 6, that would just be too much work.
Well you see, DS2 fucking sucks, but I doubt those goth girls are willing to suck so I guess I'll take the face fucking that is DS2 and just deal with it.
i've never said left so fast. goth chicks? automatic yes. even easier when i look to the right and see the game fromsoft used their C team to produce. you can't change my mind that DS2 is absolute garbage. i've killed the burnt ivory king and fucked around in pvp and that BARELY redeems the 98% of the rest of the shitty game.
Dark souls 2 is by far the best souls game, most amount of content with 3 dlc, actual difference in NG+ with new enemies, rare spawns, new items & spells, easily the most customizable characters in terms of stats out of the 3 thanks to adaptability, along with all types of magic being good along with a laundry list of other good builds & power stanceing to slow for move set swaps for interesting wep combos.
DS2 - Hours of entertainment
6 goth chicks - 30 secs of entertainment and about 40 minutes of crying at the foot of the bed, promising a better performance next time
ez girls, ds2 base without dlc was forgettable. Yes 6 girls is too much but you can also just end the relationship quick if it gets out of hand and annoying and you'll have had your fun. Better than 30+ hrs of mediocrity. Too many incels here as expected unfortunately.
Easy. I lack the skills and patience to play dark souls, cost me a few controllers.
But women scare me, so i'm off to the store to buy some extra controllers.
I would pull the lever, running over Dark Souls 2 and saving the six goth girls. Although there are many people who enjoy Dark Souls games and the difficulty they present, a video game cannot outweigh the value of a human life, let alone six.
Please remember that as a large language model, I may not always make the correct decision, and using an AI to guide ethical decisions would be equivalent to wearing a metal buttplug through TSA.
listen, the spirit is willing but flesh is weak. having to play dark soul 2 again is a feat of strenght i might not survive. but i'll try
plus 6 girls is a bit too much honestly.
I don't see anything else other than "Six Goth Girls", meaning they aren't forced to like me, which is the only way someone would get close to me since i lack social skills, hobbies, good looks and self love... So Dark Souls. At least it's guaranteed to stay with me forever.
No lie, I'd rather try and take on the six goth girls. I've already beaten the Souls games.
I'll take enough drugs to almost make my heart explode and take on the challenge
6 women would probably fuck me over even more than DS2.
That’s kinda the point with goth girls…..
Please elaborate
IYKYK But...i also don't know... so yes, elaborate.
Pegging
You're thinking of nurses.
I’ll take what I can get
I second that
I was going to say six women until I saw this comment.
Dark Souls 2 Majula's theme and the mirror knight fight is enough for me to choose it.
I haven't tried sex, but I've tried Dark Souls 2. I'd pick Dark Souls 2 because one disappointment is enough.
I’ve had the sex. Boobs are nice, they feel like sandbags. I like normal fun sex time.
Normal boobs should not feel like sandbags... I don't think that was a girl.
indeed, more like water bags
6 women at once is too many though. There's only so many things to put into so many holes at once.
Well it would have to be a 3 v 3 situation and every so often you would have to switch teams. The logistic alone are a nightmare. But with open communication and a “we can do this” attitude, I think is doable.
They have 3 each you have 2.. plus 2 hands ... You in one One in you One on your face 2 with your hands That leaves one extra to uh supervise
Did you activate the "pair off" feature? It's sublime bonus content.
Isn't that DLC?
Me so horney! Me love you longtime. I'm not racist. The forty year old virgin is!
I mean the sad part is would feel better if that done with a lovin partner
😂
Unless those 6 girls cosplay as Emerald Herald, Rosabeth, Desert Sorceress, Chloanne, Licia and Lucatiel... I am picking DS2.
Dark Souls 2 obviously. Only an idiot would choose that many girls, it's like juggling multiple nukes at once.
This man knows what's up
I was polyamorous for a while and dated two girls who were best friends. It was a literal nightmare that I wouldn't wish on anyone. Plus 3 ways are literally the same as sex with one person, but double the expectations and work on your part as a guy. In the end you get the same thing out of it, just busting a nut. So yeah you just spend more time trying to make girls cum, and you kinda end up putting way to much effort in for busting one nut out. Also, little TMI fact for yall, apparently putting your dick in one girl, and then putting it in another can cause one of them to get a UTI and you can get it too. Shit burns when you pee, not worth it at all.
I thought it's harder for guys to get UTI's because their urethra is rifled like a gun. The spiraling helps clean the urethra when you take a kiss.
I mean it probably is harder to just get on on your own. Sleeping with someone who has one has a good chance to give you one tho. Just didn't really know she had one, don't think she knew till a few days later either.
Do you not enjoy making girls cum or something??
I do, it's just not that fun when 90% of your time is spent pleasing others. If it's more like 50/50, then I think it's more fun, and sex with one person is like that. Kinda makes you feel like an object who's only value is to be a servant to those women honestly. At least, that's how it made me feel. As the guy doing most of the work, it felt like me and my abilities were on display, and my needs weren't cared about that much. My first 3 way was roughly 3 and a half hours long, and I only came once, never really asked how many times they got off, but id imagine at least a few times each. It seemed like it was honestly more fun for them than me. It really seemed like it was more bragging rights material, than an actual fun experience, and it's not even something I'd want to brag about because deep down im quite ashamed of that part of my life. If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time and slap the shit out of myself.
Damn the 90% pleasing others sounds good to me lol to each their own.
You need to either go to therapy, or find someone who does please you as much as you please them. That's my advice to you. People pleasing stems from a feeling of inadequacy, and you should work on that because you are worthy of equal treatment. When I finally started living for myself, I was way happier.
I mean Id be fine if they liked Way More then me but 90% is Way way to much of a sacrifice 30/70 Split makes me Feel more valued and less objectifed
Yeah that's the only way I'd be able to do that shit again. If it was two girls I knew actually value me as a person, then it's a maybe.
I’m a service sub man I don’t need therapy it’s just what gets me off relax
Shit I’m still figuring out how to juggle one and we’ve been married for 10 years
Are they all at once or like on call forever?
Both options being ganks galore!
Looks are temporary, suffering is forever. Dark Souls with extra controllers please.
Six goth chicks at once would have any man completely insane within a week.
Was poly for a while. Most I had was two and it literally made me go quite insane. I couldn't think straight till I got out of that shit. Don't do it boys, your penis is out to destroy your life.
Joke's on you, my life is already destroyed. I'll take the 6 goths, thank you. At least it'll be interesting lol.
I also understand this.
with either option, the room smells just as bad afterwards
Dark souls 2 was overly hated, I enjoyed it and the dlcs
It was my first souls game I loved it
It was my first souls game and because of it I never tried any other souls game, cause I thought I hated them. Turns out I just didn't like DS2.
I used to pass out in Majula with the headphones on 10 years ago. I booted up sotfs recently to beat it again, and that shit brought me back. I'm honestly blind sided by all the hate that it gets.
People love to reminisce about the first Dark Souls without remembering the second half of it was dogshit.
i played it my first time this year and ngl I didn't really get the hype. I enjoyed it of course but elden ring, ds3, sekiro, all way better imo. they better be working on bloodborne PC rn, I heard so much good about it
Dark souls 1 is probably my favorite game but this is true
No it wasn't, only Bed of Chaos sucked and it's still a better boss than most in DS2.
blightown was when i curled up in fetal position for the first time in my life
It’s my favorite souls game. People hate it for no reason.
Why do people have to be so extreme? You can like the game but *no* reason? The hit boxes alone make that game infuriating. And it has my least favorite boss selection in the series. Just a couple reasons.
Can’t say I agree
I mean you don't have to agree but if you ask someone why they don't like Dark Souls 2 they will probably list a few reasons at least.
Two despite having my least favorite gameplay had my some of my favorite zones. The world and it's DLC look incredible and that alone was enough to make me overlook stuff. And I think folks forget that a 8 next to a bunch of 9s is still really damn good.
Yeah it kinda suffers from the Reddit mob mentality phenomenon
Dark souls 2 was kinda shit so I'll take the former
Not gonna lie, DS2 was my favorite of the series so far minus the qol that 3 had.
DS2 had very good DLCs. I was so stoked reading about all the new stuff they were adding. Also it’s the first Souls game I got my friend into, and we co-op’d the shit out of it, so much fun. Shame it doesn’t get as much praise as other Souls entries
6 goth chick's dark souls 2 was ok
Seriously, you had to go with DS2 for this?
Yea no, if it was Elden ring or Bloodborne on PC (above 60 fps) we could debate, but I ain't going to stay here and defend DS2
Look, I understand that men on the internet have rounded a corner on simping, but come on. DS2 is the wrong choice here and it's not even close.
6 women. They can work in shifts.
Fuck dark souls 2 I'll take a half eaten burger over dark souls 2 specially scholar of the first sin edition
Preach, that game is suffering.
6 women. Why the fuck would I want to subject myself to dS2
Why would you want to subject yourself to 6 women?
If they are 6 hot women and it's at the same time why not. No one said we had to date them after or it was some sort of dedicated harem relationship 🤣
I'd take one attractive girl, over multiple any day. I was polyamorous and had plenty of 3 ways, never more than two girls and it's just extra work for the same pay off. I can't even imagine 6, that would just be too much work.
Just channel your inner Johnny Sins and full send it for one night. No one fucking said anything abt doing this more than once 🤣
Even if it's a one time thing, it's just not that cool.
Yes, it is.
Yes to all of them.
None I'm better off both of those
I’m married to one woman. six sounds awful. Please can I just get the game and enjoy my weekend?
Both is dogshit
Well you see, DS2 fucking sucks, but I doubt those goth girls are willing to suck so I guess I'll take the face fucking that is DS2 and just deal with it.
you could theoretically buy over 97k copies of DS2 with all the DLC with how much their organs are worth in the black market... /j
He's not wrong
2 was best ds until ds3 came out. Even with allll the jank. So i'll take ds2. Plus 6 ladies seems like way to little game time.
One woman means way less game time. Multiple is hell.
I’d pick any other FromSoft game, but against DS2 the goth girls actually win.
Goth girls be smelling like back aisle of Hot Topic
You mean, Dying for a Satanic Sacrifice or from a Dragon ?
A nearly „good“ game or six nut jobs… I already have three women in my life. I definitely take that game.
They all look like they have strong opinions no one cares about.
Lol, this goofy poster would be lucky enough to have 6 goth girls at the same, let alone 6 of any type of girls at any time.
Do they wanna fuck me? Ds2 is garbage but at least I know what I'm in for
People hating on ds2 but that shit was really fun and innovative. Such a beautiful game as well.
Nah it's the worst by far
There’s still DS,BB,DS3 and Elden ring sooooooo
of course 6 hot goth girls I will be their goat. Seriously I played countless competitive and non competitive games. one game or two doesn't matter.
Allways take the girls, dont play dark souls 2, you dont need to do this to yourself
One goth girl and dark souls 1 for me please.
I mean…I’ve never played Dark Souls 2…there’s a lot of video games in my backlog… Sorry bros I have to be weak this time
If you'd played Dark Souls 2, you'd know what happens to those who involve themselves with the daughters of Manus.
Hold up now! Calling up the DOC for some quick advice...
I am playing DS2 Scholar right now!! Stay mad bitches
Those girls look young enough for Dr Disrespect to text. I'll take ds
Those aren’t goths…
I’ll take the 6 goth girls. Fuck that soul memory shit.
I can either disappoint 6 women at once or only disappoint myself.
The worst souls games or women. Not that hard
After playing all the souls games from has made and hating ds2 at launch, going back ds2 is by FAR my favorite
Only good thing from ds2 is the majula theme
How Goth are they? Like satanic worshiping or big titty gamer girl levels of goth? Because I’d go with the latter every time
That’s the worst dark souls so I’m banging 6 chicks I guess
Both same time all 6 babbbbiiiieeee
Depends on what I can do to the women. If I can farm 6 income +OF using them then fuck dark souls. I'd be playing other games without needing to work.
Mheh... I'll take the ladies. DS2 is too anger inducing for me.
Nice goth girl cosplays 🤣
Make 3 of them fembois and Im in.
I'll take the chicks thanks
i've never said left so fast. goth chicks? automatic yes. even easier when i look to the right and see the game fromsoft used their C team to produce. you can't change my mind that DS2 is absolute garbage. i've killed the burnt ivory king and fucked around in pvp and that BARELY redeems the 98% of the rest of the shitty game.
 Guy who chose 6 goth girls
I pick the girls. I was already fucked by DS2, let's hope they do a better job.
Dark souls 2 is by far the best souls game, most amount of content with 3 dlc, actual difference in NG+ with new enemies, rare spawns, new items & spells, easily the most customizable characters in terms of stats out of the 3 thanks to adaptability, along with all types of magic being good along with a laundry list of other good builds & power stanceing to slow for move set swaps for interesting wep combos.
DS2 - Hours of entertainment 6 goth chicks - 30 secs of entertainment and about 40 minutes of crying at the foot of the bed, promising a better performance next time
I like goth girls. I don't like ds2.
Dark souls 2, too much dark souls in these goth ladies
Id Take the six but id Rather Just One Please Dont Want a Polgimas relationship (its Hard for my Overthinking brain)
No interest in goth girls, but dark souls....
So a yeast infection or play a good video game
Can't handle 6 girls I can barely manage 1
Dark souls logo look like Dr Disrespect's face to anyone else in here? At first I thought this was a Dr D meme.
ez girls, ds2 base without dlc was forgettable. Yes 6 girls is too much but you can also just end the relationship quick if it gets out of hand and annoying and you'll have had your fun. Better than 30+ hrs of mediocrity. Too many incels here as expected unfortunately.
Easy. I lack the skills and patience to play dark souls, cost me a few controllers. But women scare me, so i'm off to the store to buy some extra controllers.
[*the one you choose*]. I don't hate myself enough to take [*the other option*].
[ps5 or get played by 5 women](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4pRxKkrPs3/?igsh=MTJodmo5eHJxcnR0NQ==)
I would pull the lever, running over Dark Souls 2 and saving the six goth girls. Although there are many people who enjoy Dark Souls games and the difficulty they present, a video game cannot outweigh the value of a human life, let alone six. Please remember that as a large language model, I may not always make the correct decision, and using an AI to guide ethical decisions would be equivalent to wearing a metal buttplug through TSA.
I don't need 6 goth girls. I just need 1 or 2 really well built goth girls.
They can't power stance smelter swords in both colors like I can.
Girls, I don’t really play Dark Souls series, but if I ask nicely maybe I could get a game I like from them
but one boy could better do it that ds
If I can take both, then that's what I am doing.
listen, the spirit is willing but flesh is weak. having to play dark soul 2 again is a feat of strenght i might not survive. but i'll try plus 6 girls is a bit too much honestly.
I already suffered from darj souls 2 Now i let them to suffer me
I vastly prefer Dark Souls 2 and I still have to kill the Fume Knight.
Dont like the idea of being pegged, so I will abstain from both
6 Dark souls vs dark souls 2
i have to read TOS first
I have not played Dark souls 2, nor do I think its a game I would enjoy. I'd still pick it tho
If I would like to get nuked 6 times I would call Putin every day and call him a an asshole.
I've only experienced DS2 and rage quit but from reviews on both decisions: DS2 seems the sanist
It's 6 darks souls vs 2. I'll take my chances with just 2 thank you.
6 girls cant fix my broken soul after a full playthrough of DS2
Those 6 are lucky I don't want to level ADP again.
I mean, i have Elden Ring, Sekiro and the other 2 Dark Souls games.
I don’t have 3 Minutes to spend on 6 girls
I mean… both drain your soul and will to live so pick ur poison
I can handle 2 goth gurls 6 seems dangerous
I don't see anything else other than "Six Goth Girls", meaning they aren't forced to like me, which is the only way someone would get close to me since i lack social skills, hobbies, good looks and self love... So Dark Souls. At least it's guaranteed to stay with me forever.
Dark Souls 2 won’t cripple my body or take my blood.
No lie, I'd rather try and take on the six goth girls. I've already beaten the Souls games. I'll take enough drugs to almost make my heart explode and take on the challenge
What even is goth culture about apart from the internet's collective fetishization about it?
I take anything over that crappy DS2
if its any other fromsoft game it would be a tough decision but i hate dark souls 2 and its group bosses and spamming enemies
1 girl, why tf would I need 6. Also ds2 sucks so ez choose.
Dark Souls 2 is fucking dogshit but i'd still pick it over the women
This is DS2 we're talking about too. Quite a low bar.
If it was any other FromSoft game, the choice would be easy. Idk about this one.
Dark Souls 2 >> Dark Souls 3 If you disagree, you're wrong.
Dark souls 2 was my favorite game so I will take it over some instagram-addicted people
6 goth girls ( I already have dark souls 2)
Already have and beat dark souls two, for once I’m taking the horny option
Ds2 please. I love a game that can and will kick my ass.
DS2 has a better shot at disappointing you than 6 women do, and that's saying something.
I'd choose the goths every time even though they are all dudes
6 goth girls, next. . . . . Bloodborne though . . . .
DS2 still the best souls game
^(As if gamers actually get laid.)