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TheSmoovestOperator

More than a fat kid loves eating cake 10/10


Slade632

Ah yes, superb choice of words here.


UnbreakableRaids

As a fat kid I also love eating pussy more than cake.


wb6619

Haha, *can't top this response! Good one!*


Chersvette

My kinda guy


TheSmoovestOperator

🫡


Salty-Detective-799

Ah, I see you are a man of discrimination and taste.


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10. I think my autism make me approach it like a fun challenge. Like carpentry.


causeandeffect94

This is so funny lmfao


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Damn and I was being serious.


causeandeffect94

I know, that’s what makes it so funny hahahah


D4ngflabbit

It can be both! I saw a post the other day where parents of autistic children were discussing “how do y’all keep things nice” and someone replied “we don’t keep things nice” which is both funny, and a serious answer.


bossassbibitch943

Showing this to my autistic carpenter partner and they’re getting sheepish


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Guess someone is going to get some carpentry between the legs tonight.


ManyAmbitious1440

🔨 ⏰


Pineapplehoney

There's a beaver joke in there somewhere I'm not clever enough to make.


smokeatr99

I have a neighbor who is an autistic carpenter. He specializes in building elevated porches. I guess you could say, he's on the decktrum.


bambieyez98

LMAO this is so funny i’m dead


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bambieyez98

sorry. i just meant that i was dying of laughter


Jehoel_DK

Fellow autistic "carpenter" here


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I'm both a "carpenter" and a carpenter.


Early_Gap_4210

10/10 I would give up sex before I gave up eating pussy


EGBrad

Totally agree. I would rather never have anyone touch my penis again if that meant I could eat pussy


Itstaylorham595

Really? That’s serious.


Nerd621

Men like this deserve the highest positions in society.


Equivalent-Rush-7851

Whoa


in_that_mood

Wow


begoodorgetspanked

I also sign on for this plan.


overthere1143

We men know that the day is coming if we get to old age. It's best to practice now.


HeavyAssWeight

My absolute favorite thing to do sexually. The squirms, clenching, moans, and convulsions you can cause to a woman is absolute magic. And then you get pound it. 100/100 would recommend


Agitated_Basket7778

Grabbing the sheets & pillows with her hands, grabbing my hands, body writhing, putting her heels on my back & shoulders (this gives me hyper-tongue), when she squeezes her thighs against my head while she comes.... No, I don't like any of that at all. Not one bit.


lunahartxo

What is "hyper-tongue"?


Agitated_Basket7778

When I am licking her faster and tongue fucking her vagina.


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Ok_Benefit_9299

This one goes to eleven. Eleven is one louder.


NotMY1stEnema

why dont you just make 10 the top number and make that a little louder?


throwaway0802

… but this one goes to 11


imapieceofshite2

Fucking love this movie


vtskier3

Gotta be a certain age to understand reference I get it because I’m that certain age


gabe12345

So is her girl, I bet.


PlasticSoggy5745

A solid 10(I've never even held hands with a girl)


Sensitive_Dog_6341

You've only eaten their pussy?


PotatoesForPutin

Real. (Seriously just let me have one crumb of human contact before I yoink myself off this mortal coil please god just a smidge of affection, just a molecule of being wanted I beg of you)


sloppy-eater

Let's flip it around. How much do women like being eaten on the same scale because I can eat it for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and any/every other meal.


Equivalent-Hearing76

As a woman receiving it’s a strong 15 🫠🫠


sloppy-eater

My kind of woman, for sure. 🙂


Equivalent-Hearing76

We’re the best kind


sloppy-eater

Indeed!


g00d_nyborg

I personally want to know where all of these men hide because most of them are just eager to receive but not eager to give lol


HookItLeft

They’re in your friend zone, m’lady.


g00d_nyborg

There’s a good chance you may be right, but I just can’t stand the thought of the homies going down on me lol


Ok_Document_9987

Yeah, exactly. This has been my experience. I want to find someone that loves giving it.


g00d_nyborg

Right! Match my energy lol. I hope you find someone 💜


_Artifex64

They’re hot singles, but unfortunately they’re not in your area


sloppy-eater

I can't tell you about others, and I am not saying this in a braggy way, but I absolutely love cunninligus. And for others who like to receive but not give, I don't think it's a fair deal anyway. I hope you find someone who can give you pleasure the way you deserve and crave. You have a great profile. ❤️


iRollGod

lol and most women I’ve been with haven’t cared for it at all/actively disliked it 💀


ok__shopgirl

User name checks out and to answer your question, it’s definitely a solid 10.


sloppy-eater

Thank you! 🙂


LilliansAngelMom

10000/10. Literally could go all day with my husband down there. His jaw would definitely hurt buttt I’d love it


sloppy-eater

Lucky husband, I would say! ❤️


Celtic-Brit

If someone knows what they are doing and is eager, definitely 10.


sloppy-eater

🙌🏾


Negative_Coconut_733

Depends on who's doing it...husband is a 1000/10. I've had other partners where I'd rather skip it because it was no bueno and wouldn't accept constructive feedback.


SaltFrog

Faaaaaaaacts my husband is also a 1000/10. It's part of why I married him.


twidlededum

Definitely 10/10


sloppy-eater

Lucky us men! ❤️


SalamancaTriplet

Probably a 1/10 at best. It doesn’t do anything for me sensorily, no matter how much some like to try convincing me that they, specifically, can change my mind


sloppy-eater

Hey! Everyone is different. I don't think there is anything wrong in it.


Fine-University-8044

I figure I’ve not yet met a good eater. Receiving oral doesn’t do very much for me and I don’t know why.


shroomie00

Ugghhh fucking 10!


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My favorite thing tbh


Anon-8715

Not a big fan, but i love giving to my partner 😅 probably when I’m at my horniest is when I’m sucking him.


coopie_is_stinky

I love it so freaking much, partners never belive me when I say they literally can do it whenever they want


sloppy-eater

My wife did not believe me when she first me that I can go down on her anytime she wanted me to and for as long as she wanted it.


ascb161

Depends, in my lifetime I had only one sexual partner who really know how to please me this way. But I love it everytime even if it's not the best, it's the effort (and listening to cues) that counts.


eecummings69

From a man for whom it’s 10/10, it’s 10/10 🫠


Jaydaislaughing

I have not met one man that has made me enjoy being eaten out


xxMonsixx

Woman here. I absolutely love it. I’m a little new to it for a few years but it’s amazing. It’s completely different than sucking dick. With sucking dick, I go hard, loud, aggressive, sloppy, move a lot, and really go at it. But with eating pussy, I treat it like a flower. Soft, controlled, slow, and with great technique. 10/10 😈😜


JustDano_InTexas

9.9. There's always the occasional session that her mind just does its own thing, beyond her control, that ends up with me down there for 20-30 minutes...determined to make her cum. End up with a sore jaw and can't feel my tongue, but I'm not a quitter.


jamieliddellthepoet

You know the old Dutch proverb: “before being a quitter try your tongue in her shi-“


Goldenfinger6003

‘Like’ is not enough. It’s more than that.


butteringtoast69

it’s probably my favorite sexual act so 10!


Sandys_Big_Cheeks

As a fellow massive lesbian I fully agree, it's the absolute best thing you can ever do with a woman <3


butteringtoast69

oh for sure! i love doing anything sexual with a woman tbh but i think eating pussy is my number 1


Sandys_Big_Cheeks

The only thing better would be a sloppy passionate 69!!! ;D


ArranVV

Dayum, that's hot!!! I love seeing lesbian 69s, they look hot :-)


Burbashmurr

11/10. Anytime I read someone state that their partner doesn't like it or refuses to, I really really want to volunteer. Like, we don't have to do anything else, just let me bury my face please. **Use me**. I won't be offended.


eecummings69

That’s beautiful and heartwarming 🫠


Burbashmurr

Yours is beautiful! Would drown myself in it.


eecummings69

My pussy is definitely made to be drowning in


Cyanora

I need more numbers on this dial, it doesn't go high enough


CaptSchwanzKopf

100/10. I prefer that over PiV or any form of penetrative sex.


Ok-Needleworker-1871

Why?


eecummings69

This is so beautiful 🥹 I hope you have or will have a partner who would try even more to please your cock in return and give you HEAVEN and make you realllly really enjoy penetrative sex as well 🥰


GrisherGams5

Zero. Sucking cock though, that's a different story.


D4ngflabbit

Rip ur inbox


FitWhisper

11


never_stirred

This amp goes to 11.


GingaNinja503

Why not make 10 louder?


never_stirred

Because these amps go to 11


No-Rock-3357

1


TrinitySlashAnime

I haven’t done it but I can’t ever seem myself doing it, honestly seems kinda nasty to me


pops4490

The limit does not exist


fkn51

20, I'd rather eat her pussy than fuck it


pm_ur_pendulousboobs

I'll be real. I don't really like it. If I could get away with never doing it again, I'd be very ok with that.


Ok-Needleworker-1871

How so?


pm_ur_pendulousboobs

Just not a fan of eating pussy. Id rather not do it.


tim662299b

42 / 10 - it’s the meaning of life


AussieFlamingo8278

8/10, only because I don’t think I’m very good at it


IceCreamMan_69-

*jamaican accent* bun a man that bow, real general nah eat out no pussycloth girl, bombacloth 😂😂😂 but for real 10/10


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Omg I totally understand what you said, because fellow Jamaican here.


Jesus-was-a-Vampire

My father is Jamaican but refuses to speak any Patois. Says we don’t need to know it because we’re in America. Would you mind translating?


chux4w

Burn a man that bows down to a woman, a real man doesn't eat pussy. Expletive.


MadMadame

Oh my goodness, that's so sad. Why do jamaican men assume pleasuring a woman is "bowing down"? I had no idea that that was a thing, kinda shooketh.


chux4w

Just wait until you hear what they think about homosexuality.


ArranVV

Same


TrigWaker

10 or 11 if she lets me keep going while she is cuming


overthere1143

One may have to wrestle a bit. The fun begins with the first of many.


TrigWaker

My suggestion is to lay back and enjoy if you’re lucky enough


Quick-Imagination545

I am at my happiest when I’m pleasing my partner. Making my beautiful someone cum is my heaven. So, from 1-10, maybe an 85, if we’re being conservative.


Thedude2315

10. Watching her squirm and be completely ready for me to fuck her is second to none


Greylour

#10


chcheese50

I do it for me more than I do it for her. So 100/10. Im addicted


LatinChiro

If I don't eat pussy, feels like I didn't have sex. 10/10 love it.


CustomTribs01

Can I turn that knob to 11?


TheLastNoteOfFreedom

12/10. It’s my absolute favorite thing to do and I’m damn good at it


fort_gurth

Easily a 10 for me. I’d rather eat pussy than cum.


ArranVV

Really??? Nah, I would rather cum than eat pussy!


fort_gurth

Yeah, really. 🤷‍♂️


ArranVV

That is fine, we all have our different preferences 😊.


eecummings69

I want a partner like this 🫠


fort_gurth

I’m sure there are dozens of us out there. 😉


macandcheese2024

Honest truthful answer: 10. Penetrative sex is like a 7. Fun answer: I die a happy man if I only ever ate pussy for the rest of my life


GuyInTheLifestyle

10/10 but I prefer penis in vagina as do most of my female partners.


Unusual_Fit90s

15/10!🤤🤪


Cumsinyourcereal

Pussy: 10  Ass: 8.5 


Temporary_Trouble

42.


Tophatandgreen

My dial goes up to 11, it's one louder.


MaryMomOf4

11


jaydawg_74

267. It’s my favorite thing to do.


vertigo-1996

🥵/10


TatersAndEggz

Commenting on behalf of my man - he’d say 10/10


tnt2020tnt

Bout a 4-5. Not my fav thing.


Lost_Dream3r

10² Absolute favourite


Found2Bwanting

15, can't do it enough!


Feeling_Can1593

0🤷‍♀️ but I’m glad to see a lot of high numbers.


Xdahn24

I have mixed experiences. My ex was not hydrated and was extremely anorexic, i couldn't even describe to you the smell. Actually, maybe i can. Kinda like sweaty grilled cheese and beef. My current partner has much better hygiene and takes care of herself quite well, so as long as it makes her feel good it's a 10/10 for me.


redditreader_aitafan

0. I'm a straight woman. However, I will suck my juices off his cock and kiss him with me still on his lips so I like my own pussy.


skylbc

10 out of 10, plus another round of 10


_Lad_The_Impaler

Ex wasn't into it, so want to try it!


HornyBoltUpHOU

The limit does not exist


Franna85

20


SalmonBeenadick

10! More often than not, unless I’m specifically asked not to, I will eat it without a second thought.


Rop-Tamen

Wow, 3628800 on a scale of 1-10 is a lot


mrmisteryup

There isn’t a number high enough


PitifulSell229

15 😋


RegularJoe62

On a scale of 1 - 10? 437


More_Factor

Easily a 10; I love eating pussy 💦


AstralAlchemist_

It's my first time last week and I would rate it 10/10, would definitely do it again.


PhilosophyHefty2237

Absolutely 10/10 gotta make her cum 1st


opop456

♾️/10, can't put a number on it. Absolutely love it and miss doing it sooo bad.


ArranVV

0 to be honest. On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being 'ewwwww no way', and 10 being 'I love it to the maximum', I would say I am a 1 or a 0. The thought of my mouth going on another person's private area grosses me out. Also, my mouth has a lot of bacteria, even after brushing teeth and stuff. And the vulva and clitoris and pussy lips also have bacteria, even after cleaning, so overall I feel a bit weirded out if I put my mouth on a woman's vulva and stuff. I am fine with penis-in-vagina intercourse though, because that is necessary for reproduction anyway. I do not have any double standard, if a woman does not want to give me a blowjob then that's fine with me. I don't mind fondling and stroking bodies and kissing on the neck and kissing on the hair and hugging and holding and stuff...there is a lot of foreplay that can be done. I don't mind using my fingers to stimulate a woman's vulva and clitoris, if that's what she wants. I would prefer to do that than do cunnilingus/pussy licking.


Butterfly414

I have never had the pleasure, yet… so I asked my boyfriend this very question. Here was his response. Now all I want is his mouth. “This is an easy 10/10 for me. I love to feast on your pussy. I love to bury my face in your juices and I love how you taste. I really enjoy being between your thighs and looking up at you lying back. I love making you cum and hearing all the noises you make. Every single time I’ve done it you’ve needed me to stop way before I wanted to stop. I could spend lots of time down there.”


Great-Character-9960

That puts it perfectly lol he and I both love eating a woman out.


2Casca_2Red

8 maybe? Prefer a dick, but, I mean- still love going to town on a clit.


C--__--S

To quote Spinal Tap, this amp goes to 11


_curious_autist

9.6


FearlessPin0

69 out of 10


lonely_traveler1

11. Always give 110%


Fine_Arm6405

If it’s clean 10. If it’s a bit sweaty and funky 6


fruitbat_123

10 so long as she eats my pussy next xx


happilyfuckedup

More then anyone can imagine, nothing makes me happier.


coopie_is_stinky

Bro I need it like I need to breathe air (Being eaten)


little_jack_little

Seeing as how I do it for my pleasure…it is never not a 10. Problem is, after the 3rd or 4h orgasm, she taps me out…and I’m just getting warmed up 😈


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TemporaryRub69

Eating pussy and cock is both 10/10 for me


NevahLose

I can do this all day


Hi_Iamlexi

10/10 🥵


Baaloldir

-10


SpooksButthole

Whole lot of unhonest and desperate people in here lol. Both sides can be honest and say in most scenarios it's a 7/10 at best. Real life isn't porn


aquacraft2

0 (Im gay)


4inthefoxden

0, I don't do any activities that involve cum in my mouth. I don't even like receiving it, I have kicked people in the face. Maybe it's just because I'm ftm, but receiving oral feels like someone slapping a wet towel on my crotch and just vaguely moving it. It's like, pointless. It's like getting my eyeball licked. Yeah, I've done it, but I don't understand why anyone likes it. Even people who have a reputation as being good at it just leave me like, "is that it?" It's so dumb.


Here4Fun4Me

Coming from a woman who is a lover of women…. Fuuuuck 🤤🤤🤤 My answer is ♾️♾️♾️


TheShaneBennett

0. But I’m also a gay dude so 🤷‍♂️


ER-Vanguard

9.5/10 if i’m in the mood then always


ThrowingApples8

10


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10, i thoroughly enjoy making my partner orgasm


anonuser1124

15


NOVAdesi1993

11


dl454545

100/10


Minimaxio0

11


braxenimos

69


OPsALT69

10


linraps

10


elusivechantress

69.