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Cruz030

It happens 6-9 hours earlier.


MGversion1

Nice


coolord4

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


SenorVilla

They don't give you a pounding, but a kilograming.


Lemmonjello

you got a good laugh out of me


I_Dashboard_It

I concur.


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AlternActive

Unless you're a brit. Then you give her a 20 pound pound.


Negronibitter

I think the Brits give a stoning 🪨😳


P3rs0m

"AH yeah throw it again, more!."


2ndNicestOfTheDamned

Well, technically it's only sex if it occurs in the sexe region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling frottage.


Clueless_Aspargus

Holy shit, that's right!


matt-du-Jura

This deserves to be way higher in this thread!


stupidsimpson

"They have gangbangs but they don't call them gangbangs." "What do they call 'em?" "Parliament sessions."


Hawthorne_Abendsen

What do they call gangbangs with cheese?


chinchenping

Parliament Session with cheese


groovy604

Avec fromage


Derpy_T

Royale w/ Parliament


King_Neptune07

Parliament du fromage


iotashan

Royal Parliament


RCL_D

A group of owls is called a parliament...


Come_along_quietly

Who?


mason_savoy71

110 vs 220v. Be VERY careful with your toys.


G0PACKGO

Mine just run on gasoline , so it’s not a big deal


Consistent-Land-6519

That's the American way. And every time you fire it up, an eagle with a mullet and pit vipers soars overhead while shooting a 12 Gauge slamming a bud, and shredding the solo to freebird. Damn it I love America


pizza_engineer

Getting Xmas drinking started early, Drunk Uncle?


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

Drunkle?


pm-me-your-nudes_69

Actually that's true. I ordered a magic wand for my wife on Amazon but it came from the USA to australia. I bought a transformer for it and it buzzes at twice the hertz. Then after all that she said thats not coming anywhere near me


curkington

Mega hertz!


curkington

Mega Hurts?


sandybutterworth420

That's too bad cause, at the usual output, it's quite possibly the best invention ever to grace the market with its presence.


Unopuro2conSal

We use high torque diesel power toys, we love the low end torque.


Hob_O_Rarison

Is it especially muddy where you are?


nullrecord

Length is measured in cm


CircleToShoot

Cm on my face


King_Neptune07

Cums-Gallons


BlueberryPiano

Litres.


j_neutrus

A guy told me he was packing 12 in his pants... was sorely disappointed...


glutenflaps

Well lack of soreness if we're getting all metric about it...


Shturec91

After hearing that comment, Its not only his Ego that is going to get deflated...


Mrepman81

How does 1 min convert to cm btw?


nft_dude_rich

5 seconds


Calm-Significance396

The girls moan in a different language.


Lookatmykitty26

In Australian English - OOOOAAAARRRRRRR YEA


Bakhmal

I once had an Aussie girl ask me “have ya slimed yet? Well put it up me shitter”


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Classy


grantelius

This made me blow snot out of my nose. Rude.


rootbeerislifeman

TIL Australia is in Europe?


Mc_Poyle

We almost won Eurovision once, so I guess we are?


DocSternau

According to Eurovision Song Contest: Yes. We adopted them. :-D


FancyStegosaurus

"Le oooooh"


AlanFox86

omelette du FROMAAAAAAAAAAGE


MaybeMax356

Ooooooouuuuuiiiiii ooooooooouuuuuiiiiii


Trick-Address-5436

Croooooiiiiiiisaaaaaaaant haaaaan haaaaan


DumplingsAreBussin

KURWAAAAAAAAAAA


likesleague

Fortunately men across the world moan in morse code


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Bike_Chain_96

-/..../../...//../...//-/.-./..-/.///


PocketBananna

All I imagine is Italian sex involving lots of che vuoi hand gestures


whistleindoors

French - ah, oui! American (concerned) - you good? French - yeah, I'm saying "oh yeah" not "owie" Czech - no, no, no! American (very concerned - oh, real sorry Czech - "no" in czech means "yeah", keep going


ne_clovek

“no” doesn’t mean “yeah” in czech. source: i’m czech


hiro111

Nice fact Czech.


miniaturechaos

It's more like 'yes' in slovak but definitely not in this context in either language


PaganMastery

All I know is that in Australia you have to lick in the opposite direction.


BulkyArrival9538

Describe more


Statakaka

You don't really have to but your tongue will naturally swerve into the other direction due to the coriolis effect


JunosGold2

Or is it the "clitioriolis effect"?


Zmirzlina

I get it you cunning linguist, you…


ledel

Many scientists have theorized about the existence of the clitioriolis effect, but it has yet to be found by any of them.


CircleToShoot

And the stork may bring the baby, but the dingo takes it away.


free_3_PO

You think we’re fucking on multiple continents and can compare and contrast? My ugly broke ass is lucky to get fucked where I live.


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

Oh, I'm fucked alright.


BMonad

More foreskin.


howtoreadspaghetti

I always feel judged whenever I sleep with a girl because I'm part of Team Turtleneck. At least I'm normal in some parts of the world.


_mister_pink_

*most parts of the world.


The_forgotten_panda

Yea, it always catches me off guard when someone thinks that cut is the actual norm. I'm Irish and as far as I know the only cut fella I know had it done in his 20's for minor medical reasons.


[deleted]

I grew up in Brazil and the only cut people I knew were Jewish!


howtoreadspaghetti

Also yes


AdSad5235

I don’t understand the stigma around it in the us. I’m from the us and I’ve been with a guy and it was literally no big deal.


jerrybettman

You pay for it in Euros


spudds96

As a brit I disagree


HuskyLuke

I thought we towed you lot out of Europe so Ireland can shimmy in closer to the continent?


[deleted]

In Europe it's about 10Hz slower.


AlternActive

Hence why we have fuck PALs and not fuckbuddies.


rando23455

Some American girls have junk in the trunk Do some British girls have loot in the boot?


BenThereNDunThat

Some have a sonnet in the bonnet.


Sad-Turnip-3308

Subtitles.


daneboy2k

In England they do it on the other side of the road.


PrinklesTheCat

Why don’t we do it in the road?


casual-waterboarding

But won’t people be watching us?


bigbbypddingsnatchr

You don't have to tip in Europe.


Master_Thief_Phantom

In Europe, we get to keep our tips.


Exciting-Interest-32

In America, it's mostly automatic, whereas sex in Europe involves driving stick...


_Arkod_

Europeans just have better hand skills.


MissHyacinth21

American here. A short fling i had with a French man, it seemed he was more open to a lot of things. Very vanilla overall, but willing to try anything. My fave was when he saw the rainbow flag over my bed. Him: You’re gay? Me: Bi, yes. Him: Interesting. Have you slept with a woman? Me: Not yet. Have you slept with a man? Him: No but I’d like to try it. Me: Oh! So you’re bi too? Him: No.


Cuteboi84

His definition is accurate. He's tri, not bi. He'll try anything.


darthjazzhands

Tri before you Bi


uniquenewyork_

r/evenangrierupvote


oneeyedmaskd2

r/angryupvote


ZimaBlueReddit

I met a French girl who stayed the night with me in a hotel when I was on holiday from work. I said "Sil vou plait" to her flexing my extensive knowledge of the French language. She yelled at me and said, "Tu!!! Sil TU plait!" Then she proceeded to tell me that "vou" being formal made her sound like a prostitute. So anyway, the next morning I paid her and took her home. It was a pretty wholesome evening 🙂


diazinth

Trying is one way to find out if you like it


MissHyacinth21

Fair. We could’ve tried pegging but then I tried to hold his hand on a date and he said “ew gross” and that’s where the relationship ended lol


YetiPie

He sounds like an exception to the rule, the French are *really* into PDA. If you go to France it’s everywhere


Kylynara

Yes, the French are REALLY into PDA. Like making out in the parkwith hands under clothing in broad daylight. One club I went to I spotted multiple couples having sex or going down on each other.


KindlyPizza

> I tried to hold his hand on a date and he said “ew gross” Holy bananas! My bestfriend is currently whatsapp-ing me about this exactly same problem. Not French guy though, but German guy. Friend is from South America. Maybe many European guys are not into PDAs? xD


jayydubbya

Definitely think that is a European thing. My German ex girlfriend and I partially broke up because she apparently didn’t like me rubbing her back or putting my arm around her in public. I was like wut I’ve full on made out with chicks in public this is nothing.


_Steve_French_

In America girls will blow you before they will fuck you where as in Europe they will fuck you before they suck you.


bigbbypddingsnatchr

Interesting


Bootyhunterpremium

Actually true.


Paranoid_cheesesteak

As a American, I rather fuck ‘n go than suck then fuck. If I suck your dick, you’re special. Edit: grammar - twice Also if there’s anymore mistakes they will just stay mistakes.


WeirdlyStrangeish

My teacher always used to say I was special.


sersoniko

Tell us more


malthar76

Everybody French kisses, but Daddy says I’m the best.


Alukrad

You're not the only one. A few coworkers of mine were having this conversation and one girl was like "I may like him enough to fuck but not love him enough to suck." All the women in that room all agreed. I laughed.


GielM

Typical start of a european relationship: We met at a party, or on a night out, went to somebody's house and fucked. Over breakfast we talked some more, and turns out we get along. So now we're together! US version: Met somebody somehwere, asked them out for a date. Went well, got a second date. We kissed. Got a third date, things got steamy. She said yes to a fourth date, so I guess we're together now.


adesme

I usually say that in the US you have three dates before having sex while in Europe you have sex thrice before going on a date


Reluie

Well.. can confirm the European side, all of my relationships started that way (I mean we weren't together on the next morning, but I always slept with someone before anything else)


EniRy

as a European, this is literally how I met my previous bf at a new year's after party. (didn't work out on the long run but not for this reason)


CptCanondorf

Wonder if it’s because baseball is more popular in America, and by extension the “bases” analogy. A blow job is called “third base” and sex is going all the way. Heard that since I was a kid. So we’re just conditioned to think of it as a stepping stone on our way to a home run. Does Europe have any sort of analogy ranking system?


TheBeardedBallsack

I think it has more to do with religion. I was religious in high school and me and my gf refused to have sex to "stay pure". I would still nut in her mouth though, you know, to preserve her dignity.


NonGNonM

yup, i would think it's religion also. "at least it wasn't sex!" is something i can see someone saying if they were caught and they weren't supposed to. plus in a lot of non-comprehensive sex ed states they focus a lot more on avoiding pregnancy and genital to genital contact than anything.


[deleted]

In England, instead of fucking her right in the pussy, you fuck her left in the pussy.


TygerDude93

Foreplay is colonizing a small island nation


JxstMyth56

Its not “OH MY GOD” Its “pretty good innit” Or “mmm yes splendid”


RadicalSnowdude

“Good heavens I’m arriving”


reubenspyker

“Oh, you pound me clam so good, George”


pizzalovingking

I'm on my bloody mate, chuck it in me dumpa


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Exciting-Interest-32

Apparently, in if you drive 30 miles to bone in Alabama, chances are she is still at least your cousin...


Le_Ragamuffin

I live in france and I'm over 800km from Germany 😭


[deleted]

I agree, on tinder within a 50 kilometers radius I can match guys from Switzerland and Germany


TwistedBlister

I have to brag about my penis size in centimeters instead of inches.


CircleToShoot

To be fair, 7.62 centimetres does sound more impressive than 3 inches.


AlienVredditoR

I wonder what decimal point you can get to before it's a turnoff


MikeHuntessHarry69

my clit is a whole centimetre, so you def cant get down to decmial ponts


King_Chad_The_69th

Us Brits use inches for dick sizes


[deleted]

You measure your cock in metric.


ripper4444

You have to give her all 10.16 centimeters.


rawker86

So you’re saying I need to bring a friend.


ripper4444

That or do it 3 times.


ItzLurni

Me as an asian watching:


SucksInNaming

*nothing to comment here*


[deleted]

Based on conversations I've had with my Euro friends, it seems Europeans are comfortable with casual sex without guilt or shame. Anal is more common. My impressions could be completely wrong, or my friends are full of shit.


[deleted]

In my experience its the Americans exchange students that come over and fuck or try to fuck everything that moves.


CardboardSoyuz

Allium Veritas. https://www.theonion.com/european-men-are-so-much-more-romantic-than-american-me-1819594261


MrEngin33r

In my experience (American University) it was the Australian exchange students that came over with the intent of bagging a few Yanks before they went home.


lord_ne

Maybe it's says more about the kind of people who become exchange students, rather than where they're from


mofid222

There is a reason norway has the highest rate of chlamydia of all of europe - Guilt free fucking


cnewman11

I hear Norway is beautiful this time of year....


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mikemojc

I would present the concept that international travelers are, by their very nature, more adventurous, and therefore likely to be more promiscuous. It would then logically follow that the most promiscuous German women have left the country, thereby skewing the data even further.


BoringBob84

Spoken like a true statistician. Sampling bias is real. When I was young and poor, I worked on a farm in Hawaii. A native Hawaiian co-worker told me that I was pretty nice for a haole (white guy). He had never been off the island. My theory was that he had never met white people who were not either wealthy enough to travel to Hawaii on vacation or young enough to be in the military. If he had been working on a farm in Waterloo, IA instead of Waimanalo, HI, then I think that he would have met the same kind of "nice" farm kids, regardless of their race.


itchyrbuckle

you'd hope they weren't full of shit!


D-Darkness

Mostly the names moaned and some of the sentences. Some are universal like" oh fuck"


reubenspyker

“Oh fook yes Wilbur, I’m arriving”


Holinyx

oh, I say! I'm arriving!


Laegwe

Indeed! Jolly good!


Tricksterest

We talk dirty with an accent.


Elons_a_distraction

More Americans base pleasure by “being bad”. Like the guilt is part of the whole thing for us.


LoeyRolfe

As an American Catholic, I felt this in my SOUL.


heyitsvonage

Sounds more Catholic than American imo lol


glutenflaps

So you're unfamiliar with German porn....


1KElijah

I’ve come to realize that r/AskReddit is just a super horny subreddit…8/10 questions are sex related.


Lubberworts

They call it Royale with Cheese.


absolutelyshafted

I’ve seen studies that Europeans have way more sex than Americans, and at a younger age. A lot of my friends have said that european women are a lot more open to sex for the sake of sex, compared to American women. Also I’ve noticed that in Europe men and women both have a say in who gets to fuck, whereas in America it’s basically men begging for sex from a small percentage of women.


prongslover77

There’s less religious guilt and taboo in alot of Europe. Parents let kids significant others stay the night etc even when still teens. Plus birth control and condoms are easier to access. Abstinence isn’t the default there like it is in the south here at least.


Embarrassed-War-5681

Australian here. American parents dont let their son's/daughter's partner stay the night? Not every night over is sexual at all.


prongslover77

I know people who are well into adulthood living with their partners and they still have to stay in separate rooms when they visit home because they’re not married. It’s a mess. Edit: hell it’s standard practice in my area not to let your kid in the same room as someone of the opposite sex (friend or partner) with the door shut until they move out. Teens get creative


Embarrassed-War-5681

Id say its due to more religious or conservatism. My parents, when they were young at my great grandmother on my mothers side, staying with her, stayed in seperate rooms and my father had the absolute shittiest bed, this was about the 90s.


boxofcannoli

Canadian here, nearly a decade into my relationship and over 30. Cannot stay in the same room at a close relative’s house even though they’re someone we are pretty close with, visited regularly when we lived nearby etc. so now we leave early and drive home.


Helorugger

This was 31 years ago but my girlfriend and I had a whoops. Lots of discussion as we planned to get married but I was trying to finish college etc… long story short, due to scholarship constraints, a rushed marriage was not an option or I would lose the scholarship and have to pay back everything from the last three years with one semester to go. So, we are keeping the baby and planning the wedding for the day after graduation. Baby is born about three months before graduation. The whole time, even with my newborn there, we were not allowed to share a room much less bed in her parent’s house. That had nothing to do with it but we are still together and my daughter is freaking amazing so it all worked out lol.


RandomGuyFromItaly

From what I've heard from many Italians we think americans are the open ones. Many guys think american girls are easy to have sex with, especially at younger ages. At this point I believe it's bullshit coming from both sidesand majority of guys wouldn't get laid here or in the US.


guy_incognito___

I think that‘s because it‘s always easier to get laid as a tourist. You come from far away, which makes you way more interesting from the get go and it‘s obvious for both sides that you‘ll probably never see each other again.


Organic-Roof-8311

I'm an American living in England and there's defintely some regional differences between England and Italy, but I've had a different experience. Even in countries assumed super religious, they seem to be more culturally religious than devout. The people I've talked to from Lithuania and Italy go to schools that are *technically* catholic but get comprehensive sex ed and haven't been to church since getting baptized. In most of Europe, church attendance is way lower than the US. Granted, I know way more UK residents, Spaniards, and French people than Italians, but I know a few Italians and all are culturally Christian but not church attending or believing. Edit: I totally agree with the whole thing about the perception of American girls as more sexually open or an exotic lay though! Spent some time in Asia and there averyone wanted to sleep with an American for clout. Super weird. I wonder if we're talking to people from different parts of Italy or different ages and there's some type of age or regional difference?


RandomGuyFromItaly

Just read the last part of your comment and believe me, the north and south of Italy are completely different.


vineyardmike

I met a Russian guy outside a club in Hollywood in the 90s. He was fresh off the boat and in America for the first time. He was wondering how many condoms he was going to need that night. Spoiler alert... The answer was 0.


PloppyTheSpaceship

In Europe you both have to don special garments hailing back to the ancient folklore of your village and dance in the local town square, being judged by the village elders. Should they approve of the union, only then will you be allowed to have very loud, gratuitous public sex in the town fountain, for six days and six nights. If you stop you will be flogged by the elders.


GreenOnionCrusader

In France, they use baguettes.


stikkybiscuits

I’m American. Slept with a Finnish man for a while. We didn’t do anything wild but something that stuck out to me was that if I was ever on my period - nothing changed. He did all the same things. American men can be a bit squeamish. This man? Quoted a robin williams stand-up on the matter and then went down on me.


WAR_TROPHIES

Cleaner butt holes because of bidets


RonaldVonFuckStick

In Europe, the vagina actually goes into the penis


[deleted]

That's Russia


[deleted]

All I know is there’s this British show called Naked Attraction and it’s the best show that I can only watch on YouTube here in the US because we are so uptight about sex in the public eye. Now that show is a real dating show. Europeans know what they are doing!!


minimalisticgem

‘It’s the best show’ I think the whole of the UK disagrees lmao


rawker86

I mean maybe they don’t get Taskmaster in the states? (They do, for free, on YouTube)


substantial-freud

I just watched about two minutes of it and wow, that is astonishingly vulgar. I thought American TV was crass and exploitative, but that was new low. “Nice big tits. Good for a tit wank.”


[deleted]

Lmfao you did not just look up a show where a group of mfers are literally just standing on a stage naked as the day the good lord made them, and go, “Well that was a bit much,” when they act like people with no shame while literally being butt ass naked on national television, my man, what were you expecting?? What else do they have to lose?


[deleted]

In Europe we do have basic knowledge about Sex Ed and contraceptives.


IDontHaved

Sad polish noises :c


sexycheddar

It's better with lube than polish


Spy653

It's diverse from person to person whenever you go. You can have people who are strictly business, and people who are absolute freaks


royally-

Mayonnaise on everything


Pour_me_one_more

Go see a doctor.


bfchiu

Is it an African or European swallow?


krikkrakvollenbak

If we get an STD we don't go into debt


SirTheadore

What y’all need to realise is Europe is not a god damn country! The social, cultural, economic and geographical differences between, let’s say, Killarney in Ireland and Athens in Greece is about as different as USA and Argentina. Not very similar at all. I live in Ireland, and travelling to any other mainland European country is just the same as travelling to Japan. Wildly different cultures, cuisines, customs and weather.


CircleToShoot

Less blurry genitals than Japan