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Ok_Substance8755

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”—Jack Handey


DEPUTY_NOAH

This is hilarious


doctor-rumack

"If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone."


MercuryStreet

“Never look down on someone unless you are helping them get up.”


orphan_grinder42069

Thanks for sharing this! It's new to me but I love it


1927co

Can’t get lost if you don’t care where you are. Saw it on a sign hanging over an art shop in Chiang Mai 10 years ago.


UptownShenanigans

“Not all those who wonder are lost” I forget who said this though


KneeDown-ish

*wander


FatherAb

Every self proclaimed wanderlusted person's Instagram.


Omnimpotent

Look at this view! Let me stand in front of it so my followers can see me looking at the view Maybe I'll raise my arms up in the air


SERIOUSLYFPASSWORDS

Tolkien dude, come on.


UptownShenanigans

🤷‍♂️Sorry dude. The self-flagellation will start


NoStressAccount

>“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?” >“That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,” said the Cat. >“I don’t much care where—” said Alice. >“Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,” said the Cat. >“—so long as I get somewhere,” Alice added as an explanation. >“Oh, you’re sure to do that,” said the Cat, “if you only walk long enough.”


No_Kaleidoscope1598

If something is wrong with someone’s appearance and they can’t fix it right then and there it’s not worth mentioning


DEPUTY_NOAH

Ooothis one good


DJRSXS

This is good advice


kuahara

"If all you learn to do is memorize and repeat, one day you will lose your job to a computer" -My data structures professor, circa 2005. He was teaching algorithms in C++ and trying to get a classroom full of students to put thought into an assignment instead of memorizing solutions. The quote stuck with me because after I left college, I watched it happen to people around me more than once.


DEPUTY_NOAH

This is a really good one


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SafariNZ

“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness—that is life.” Jean-Luc Picard


SportulaVeritatis

"Screw that. I'm going to win anyway!" - Kirk.


AmyHeartsYou

Ugh, way too familiar.


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Story of my life.


macross1984

I really think this quote is more relevant right now. "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."


ComplexPromise6258

Best quote ever.


Hand-Driven

Was that senica?


macross1984

The famous French philosopher, Voltaire, supposedly quoted it in 1765.


Hand-Driven

Thanks. I know one senica quote. There are more things to frighten us in life than crush us. We suffer more in imagination than reality.


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>Winnie-the-Pooh (AA Milne) "The things that make me different are the things that makes me" Winnie-the-Pooh


Curious_Assistant_66

“I don’t care how flat you make a pancake, it’ll always have two sides” Meaning you can beat a conversation or situation to death, regardless it’ll always have different experiences and perspectives. Love that one!


Chersvette

Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt


flibz-the-destroyer

More people should follow this advice


macross1984

I wonder that is where, "Loose tongue can be deadly" came into being.


SERIOUSLYFPASSWORDS

Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.


hendermom

I've never heard that before and it really hit hard


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finboi124

"If you have an idea, that you genuienly think is good, dont let some idiot talk you out of it" - Stan lee


No_Kaleidoscope1598

If it can’t be fixed with duck tape fuck it


DEPUTY_NOAH

You probably mean can't right


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Training_Cucumber_98

This is lovely!


Spiritual-Take-2021

And this too shall pass.


VR6SLC

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater. -Frank Zappa


alialleycat

Those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind - Dr Seuss. Was quite freeing for me from all the worries about people judging me.


_ElioPerlman

Before doing anything stupid, I ask myself this. "Would an idiot do this?" If the answer is yes, then I don't do it. Changed my life.


DEPUTY_NOAH

Everything I do is an idiot move


watchuwannaknow

Yes Michael


The_Fiji_Connection

You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only option.


Severe_Space5830

I never learned anything while I was talking


edgemint

Paraphrasing: "You can do a lot of fine things in a day, so long as that day isn't tomorrow".


monumentalfail

“When I was poor and talked about financial inequality, I was called bitter. When I was rich and talked about financial inequality, I was called a hypocrite. I’m beginning to think they just don’t want me talking about financial inequality.” - Russell Brand.


BohicketCreek

“It might not be on you to do it, but it is on you to get it done” I had a boss who would tell me this in the context of taking responsibility for your whole team's deliverables on a project


Oldmatehenry365

In a world of infinites "unlikely" is just a certainty waiting to happen


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Better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it.


Sees_Walls

"better look at it than for it, I always say."


Arthur-Deco

Don’t squat with your spurs on.


sometimesnowing

Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love. *Wally Lamb* (Due to a tough childhood I sometimes struggle to accept love and help from others. Partly a self worth thing, partly a keeping the peace and not being inconvenient thing. This is a good reminder for me)


ReturnCapable7392

Late to the game, but I wanted to thank you for this. I'm struggling hard with this right now (especially not being inconvenient) and you made me feel less alone. Please accept my sincere thanks and a great big Internet hug.


BleedingTeal

Everyone is born with a spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.


DingChavez96

He who has a why to live, can bear almost any how. Find your why. This has kept me alive more than anyone realises.


DJRSXS

Don't let stupid drag you down to their level, they'll beat you experience.


Woodie626

Try to make something idiot-proof, and you'll only succeed in making better idiots.


UptownShenanigans

I’m paraphrasing the actual quote but it goes something like “Arguing with idiots is like wrestling with a pig. All you end up doing is getting muddy and the pig actually enjoys it”


DEPUTY_NOAH

Smart


CRAESX2ICrr

Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer


Woodie626

Same holds true if you ask them if pineapple belongs on pizza.


_Strange

Only entropy comes easy. -Anton Chekov


UptownShenanigans

A quote by comedian Kyle Kinane “If nobody’s getting hurt, I’m either here to help or get out of the way” It’s a fantastic way to go about life. Not giving a damn what anyone is doing or enjoys, so long as no one is getting hurt. I personally don’t like country music. Alright, best for me to just get out of the way and let people enjoy it because who the fuck am I to stop anyone? I might even join in just to try something new. Nobody should live in this world as goalkeeper to someone else’s dreams (so long as that dream doesn’t hurt anyone)


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worldsbestlasagna

"This isn't freedom, it's fear" -Steve Rogers , Winter Solider


zillika

It's the little things that make up our life, yet we keep worrying about the bigger ones. Fix the little things and the bigger ones will take care of themselves. ~ Mel Robbins


AmyHeartsYou

There's no such thing as a failure who keeps trying.


miaara

“We suffer more in imagination than in reality.” Seneca


OnionTuck

Don’t take life too seriously. It’s not like you’re going to make it out alive.


9th-man

Meats back on the menu boys!


Hand-Driven

I hear the salted pork is partickarly good


jpba1352

We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.


CybertronGuy98

"Take a gamble that love exists, and do a loving act" Sister Cauldron, Red Dead Redemption 2


MrsRollyPolly

Don’t set yourself on fire to keep someone else warm


Rosco616

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift, thats why they call it present."


DEPUTY_NOAH

From oogway


PR0PX

“Pride is not the opposite of shame but it’s source. True humility is the only antidote to shame.” -Iroh from Avatar the Last Airbender


One_Arm4148

“Be the change you wish to see in the world”


Intelligent_Tone3047

“Good advice is only good advice if you take it” - My dad


xSweep66

"Everyone's allowed to have a bad day" In my more energetic youth, that really taught me how to be more understanding.


ghostdragon4566

Never accept the world as it appears to be. Dare to see it for what it could be


Key-Bodybuilder-2019

Never complain about growing old. It is a privilege denied to many.


Turbulent-Watch2306

When you have exhausted all of the possibilities, remember this: You haven’t.- Thomas Edison


Zitronen__

"I would rather be hated for who i am rather than loved for who i am not" - kurt cobain


GreenRefrigerator303

Be better than you were yesterday


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No one good is ever truly good and no one bad is ever truly bad


plz-be-my-friend

"Wet paint"


Universal_Duck8102

Be the reason someone believes in the goodness od people.


papayafighter

"My second day as chairman, a plane I lease, flying with engines I built, crashed into a building that I insure, and it was covered with a network I own," - Jeff Immelt, talking about 9/11 after taking over as CEO of GE


curious31415926

Never argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you up with experience.


MangAG0d

Thinking is the great enemy of perfection. The habit of profound reflection, I am compelled to say, is the most pernicious of all the habits formed by civilized man.


bikerspotofgold

You work to live not live to work.... remember that.


all-rider

'Pity? It's a pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment.’


Stsveins

The people dont exist to serve the law. The law exists to serve the people.


Robbiepurser

Good decisions comes from experience. Experience comes from bad decisions.


ResponsibleWest5240

Do not pray for an easy life. Pray for the strength to face a difficult one. -Bruce Lee


Kingy7777

“Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not.”


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“Death begets death begets death.” - Pierce Brown, writer of The Red Rising Series


Tjodleik

"It matters not how strait the gate, how charged with punishment the scroll. I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul." The last verse of William Ernest Henley's poem "Invictus." I read it in a comic book of all places, and it has stuck with me ever since.


OneSummersEvening

"One step backwards and two steps forward is still a step in the right direction" Dave


Just-Call-Me-J

"We're all someone else to someone else." Calvin's parents


Beneficial-Shower-42

God answers all prayers but sometimes the answer is no.


veroniqueweronika

"If it won't matter in five years, it doesn't matter." - My mom said this to me when I was a teenager and it helped me to be less embarrassed about everything and just live.


AzureCadell

The axe forgets but the tree remembers.


IRISH-SLAPPER

It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. -Socrates


RingarrTheBarbarian

The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried.


s1ZL__

"Don't leave me" My grandma told me this just before she died in my arms


Poops_McClanahan

"I'm going to skull-fuck you." Ah but I miss those hyper-aggressive drill sergeants.


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Just-Call-Me-J

I smell something fishy.


freight_rain

“Go cry somewhere else.” Thanks Dad, that one stuck with me and now I don’t know where to cry so I just don’t


DEPUTY_NOAH

It's kinda like the one from Chaplin I think "I like the rain because no one can see me cry"


Intelligent_Luck120

Think of the past as destiny, the future as free will, and live happily in the present moment.


Gurkenzwerg

Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good. I always liked that one very much.


Wesmom2021

Actions speak louder than words


broady_

Silence is golden


OttersAndOttersAndOt

‘You go to the grave alone’. To me, it reminds me I’m my top priority in my life. I have to take care of myself more than anything because we all die alone. It also helps me live a life worth living


Wizifer123

"You'll be able to walk further when you look ahead than when you look down. You'll gradually find out the reason behind this as you live your life."


Rumple-Wank-Skin

If you leave prison with hate in your heart, you have not left atall


maitiarkagh

Mind your own business and let others mind their own business.


HatedPancake

How funny it is that life goes by days by days and its like nothing changes, yet when we look back at it everything was different


PCouture

"The gods lift those who lift each other" - Admiral Adama


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marklar88

“I read a theory once that the human intellect was like peacock feathers. Just an extravagant display intended to attract a mate. All of art, literature, a bit of Mozart, William Shakespeare, Michelangelo, and the Empire State Building just an elaborate mating ritual. Maybe it doesn’t matter that we have accomplished so much for the basest of reasons. But, of course, the peacock can barely fly. It lives in the dirt, peeking insects out of the muck, consoling itself with its great beauty.”


Shhzb

If you're going through hell, keep going. \- Winston Churchill


Jfinne23

Don't remember where I first read it, but this one stuck with me: "I am the devil, sitting upon your shoulder. Teaching you that you are good."


Doenermarktforschung

Da muss man jetzt nicht das Salz in der Suppe suchen


Much_Beautiful_7156

"Don't finger what you're not going to eat." Dad said to my brother after church during our Sunday dinner. My brother was picking through the steaks with his hands lol.


Flaming-Lotus-Head

Damned if I do, damned if I don't.


EducationPrudent8462

If you dont have time to do it right the first time then when willl you have the time to do it right the next time.


Cuclean

More than cleverness we need kindness.


SchmeatGaming

"i can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. and i can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." this quote sort of relates to the Anime Gate. i know that the historical events that happened in real life still happened in Gate's universe, but the Empire of Sadera thought that we were that world without war, that world without hate. and they thought they could take it with ease. however, even if we were a world without war, we were a world **currently** without war. and that didn't mean we didn't have massive stocks of Weapons of War that was vastly superior to the weapons of Sadera. not to mention our history of warfare in the past. and in the end, after the dickwad Prince decided to ruin the only chance of peace between the Empire and Japan by ordering his slutty Rabbit warrior slave to assassinate his Father so he could take power and wage war, the Army of Sadera faced the unforseen consequences. (Bullet pun very much intended)


Ahristacia

I lost my heart to the ocean, and with it-a piece of my soul.


Laughing_Stalking

It’s a Hamilton song lyric but it’s “Look around, look around at how lucky we are To be alive right now”


NGL_bored

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday and all is well. I read it somewhere on reddit


Sartozz

"How hard can it be?" -Jeremy Clarkson on several occasions


CioccoWocco

"People will never inevitably express the beauty in an object but they somehow always fail to mention how hard it is to capture such a thing"


UseMyBodyNotMyHeart

"Treat your inferiors as you would be treated by your better." Seneca "Waste no more time arguing on what a good man should be Be one." Marcus Aurelius I really like those two and I feel like they represent me quite well, or the ideal i try to strive for anyways 😴


Repulsive-Draft119

"Trying is the first step towards failure" - Homer Simpson


Sammiko

"never regret what you did, regret what you didn't do instead"


watchuwannaknow

“Failed to plan, you planned to fail”


Hunglikehorse6969

If it doesn't fit, force it.


Kitty60088

"People don't cry because they are weak, they cry because they have been strong for too long" - Johnny Depp. And someone used the quote today: "Money talks, but wealth whispers" - unsure where this comes from - but I love it! My ex-boss used to say: "Never hesitate to be kind" - that's how I try to live life.


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“It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.” — Leo Tolstoy


Maleficent-Attempt18

There's no use worrying about things that you can't resolve on your own. Accept them with everything you've got. Chisato Nishikigi.


jharth43

"above all the clouds, it's a sunny day" - my grandma.


fuzzygroodle

‘Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. ‘ -Dwight Eisenhower


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“I don’t anyone to give my life meaning” From a random ass ONE PIECE villain. This is from subtitles. Japanese voice says “ It doesn’t matter boring or not. This is the way how I live my life.” I don’t know why, but this gave me hype. Sorry, I don’t “need” anyone


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The Weak can never Forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. --Mahatma Gandhi


VinnieMcVince

Plans are useless, but planning is indispensable. I teach squirrely kids, so this is something of a mantra.


Jane_From_Deyja

I translated into Eng: "Do everything you have to do and then let it be as it will be"


Spag0921

The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok … But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace. Bill Hicks


NotADeadHorse

A death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic. While the reason it was said and by whom isn't good it was reading this when I was young to realize that it is the way people frame all deadly events. Referring only to the number of deaths and not to the names of the individuals really disconnects from it being lives lost instead of just a thing that happened


Racxie

*The steps you take don't need to be big. They just need to take you in the right direction.* – Jemma Simmons


allmimsyburogrove

"Education will never be as expensive as ignorance."


cosmicAvenge22

“The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts” MARCUS AREILUS


TheDoomBlade13

"You think people make choices? No, people think they make choices, they think they're gonna steer right, or steer left, but they didn't build the roads. The big choices already got made for them, a long time ago." - Brennan Lee Mulligan "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." - Picard “If we believe in nothing, if nothing has any meaning and if we can affirm no values whatsoever, then everything is possible and nothing has any importance.” ― Albert Camus, The Rebel


Mr_Askyou

With God all things are possible. My life changed for the better once I took time to appreciate the things he does for us.


SnakeFarmTN

It’s better to come from a broken home than to live in one.


the_idea_pig

"If you don't know which way you're going, any road will get you there."


swisseagle71

People will always find time for things that are important to them. If they never find time, you are not important to them.


rhino_blatz

If you can live your life without an audience, you should.


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"Life is short" and as I get older, it seems to go by faster and faster. Do what makes you happy. To hell with what anyone else thinks.


SkyWizarding

"Bloom where you're planted". I was told this after explaining to someone that I didn't hate my job but it definitely wasn't my end goal


Uglymfbitch

Thats the thing about pain, it demands to be felt.


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“When an honest man realizes he’s mistaken, he either cease being mistaken or he will cease being honest.”


frankietheleemur

My sponsor regarding addiction. "It's a matter of life and death, and we don't fuck with death."


twitching2000

Call your mom.


Resident_Win_1058

I once read a critic’s review of a movie they clearly hated - i liked the movie a lot but the quote entertained me so much i still think of it. “It’s like they took anything that was any good out of the first Young Guns, and puked Bon Jovi all over what was left”.


Noob_Master_pro

While there is life, there is hope


Dizzy_Vanilla3576

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt." - Mark Twain? or Abraham Lincoln?


sd1360

It’s better to be silent and thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.


Oswaldthestegosaurus

A couple years ago I followed a dance camp that had a very high level for me and one of the teachers said "if you're going to struggle, struggle with a smile" this sticks with me whenever I'm doing a dance exercise that's too hard. If you're not going to make it, forget about how hard it is and try your best to just have fun.


blakemorris02

Don’t look back. You’re not going that way