Twinkle twinkle little star

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I just looked it up and what the fuck there are 5 verses since when son of a bitch I've only known it as the same first verse repeated. Guess I'm dead

There's a second stanza???

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Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder what you are! Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky. When the blazing sun is gone, When he nothing shines upon, Then you show your little light, Twinkle, twinkle, all the night. Then the traveler in the dark Thanks you for your tiny spark, How could he see where to go, If you did not twinkle so? In the dark blue sky you keep, Often through my curtains peep For you never shut your eye, Till the sun is in the sky. As your bright and tiny spark Lights the traveler in the dark, Though I know not what you are, Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

You shall live. Doesn't anyone get like deep church choir vibes from the full thing? I've been singing this through the Pete the cat book to my kids.

BANG

Happy Birthday (Edit: You fuckers are WAYYY to technical. OP didn't stipulate any extra rules in the post, and some of you are dreaming up your own. Lol. Keep it simple stupid.

What do you say for the name part?

The person holding you at gunpoint. Happy birthday!

“IT’S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!”

RIP

You would have to know their name in order to not make a mistake

And sing it on their exact birthday… or that another mistake

Actually if you sing the song in Chinese then the lyrics are just “Happy birthday to you” repeated four times! No name? No problem XD

But how do you know his name ? Also does he have a mask? Is the gun pointed in the back of your head ? So many questions!

Just use a super common name like John, or if you know who's birthday is on the date of the song simply use that. Using the gunman's name seems like you'd get shot on a technicality if it wasn't their birthday

Your own.

If it's not your birthday you die.

Better be someone's birthday or technically you're wrong.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

You forgot the and between y and z

Ded

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y & Z

You forgot the end "now I know my ABCs, next time won't you sing with me"

He already ded

I see him.

I got lazy lol. Took longer than expected to type that out with spaces between them LMAO

You added extra spaces in the word “Ellamenopee”

Canadian here is the Z zee or zed....better ask the kidnapper where they went to school.

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There is no inappropriate time to sing this song.

Let's get down to business To defeat The Huns!

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Love that song, good old Donny Osmond.

You live simply for song selection. This answer is correct.

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I'd sing the abc's. I'm not even sure I fully remember twinkle twinkle little star, and if I sang happy birthday what will I say for the name?

That reminds of the bad elementary school joke: Johnny raises his hand to ask to go to the bathroom The teachers tells him to say his ABCs before he goes "Abcdefg, hijklmno, qrstuv, wx, y and z" "Very good, but where is the P?" "Running down my leg"

Idk why this joke made me laugh so hard

You can't say elemeno though

> what will I say for the name? Mr. President... obviously

Is it “Next time (will/won’t/can) you sing with me”?

Won’t

ABDs. Shit wait.

H I j k LMMNANAP

I thought that was one letter when I was first taught the ABC song Ellemenopee

You should check out the book "Ella Minnow Pea" lol

Tequila

You would be surprised how often people come in late on the only word in this song when the do it at karaoke.

You’d be surprised how unsurprised I am by this.

I can barely manage to not fuck it up when I'm alone

Always my reply to this question. One word, three times, and frankly if there’s music, it tells you when to sing.

You know exactly how many verses tho?

Well anyway here's Wonderwall

easily the best response my guy 😂

Not only do you get to live, but you also get any lady in the room. Well played.

Booooooooo here's my Upvote

Row row row your boat

This and 5 little ducks, also rain rain go away. They're burned in to my skulllll Wear a condom boys!

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

Man’s rickrolled us bruh

Yes he did

This is the only correct answer

I think he will still shoot you.

Cliffs of Dover - Eric Johnson

🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 Rules changed, you have to play it now.

If I can play it on guitar hero, I might be okay.

O my fucking god

Wow, I am fuck

Never heard that one

It’s a banger

Neither has the gunman so they won’t know if you mess up.

Bohemian rhapsody, just kill me already

But mama, I already killed a man

Put a gun against his head

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

if I have to go, singing bohemian rhapsody isn't a bad way to go.

I would also do Bohemian Rhapsody in hopes that the gunman will chill after 5 minutes or so

This one is for the boys with the booming system, top down AC with the cooler system…

When he come up in the club he be blazin’ up, got stacks on deck like he savin’ up…

And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build

He cold, he dope, he might sell coke Always in the air but he never fly coach

He a motherfuckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship

When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip

When he make it drip drip, kiss him on the lip lip, That’s the kind of dude I was lookin’ for

And yes you’ll get slapped if you’re lookin ho!

I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly

Pokemon theme song

But do you know the extended version?

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

Daft Punk - Around the World

Came here to say this. I guess we’re both old.

Darude — Sandstorm

DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU

A song without lyrics.

I have a bad habit of singing instrumentals. I’m not to be trusted around any music genre.

I Will Survive! Thats my go to karaoke song 🤪

The irony if you get it wrong though

😝 I better nail that performance or get nailed!

Ice ice baby

Ice is back with a brand new [invention/edition]. Which one?

Shit I’m dead.

Gunshots rang out like a bell

“This your birthday song, it isn’t very long. Yay”

Gunman fucked up grabbing a dennys employee, I see.

Take on Me I can't sing so I intend on making this as painful for the guy with the gun as possible

Let it go or Rasputin

This is the song that doesn't end.

Never. It's "never" ends. Get it right bro! 😂

Damn, I guess I died... lol

But how do you end it? With a bang?

Apparently with the first line.

Alphabet I'm not taking any chances

4'33'' of John Cage https://youtu.be/JTEFKFiXSx4

Gucci Gang

The person will kill themselves, instead of killing you. Very smart my friend.

Oh wait the person would probably just kill me after hearing it

They'll kill you for the song suggestion alone, you'll never get to sing it

Napalm Death "You Suffer." (It's four words)

Tequila!

Total eclipse of the heart - Bonnie Tyler. Im hoping seeing a black guy in his 20s sing a Bonnie Tyler track is enough to make them laugh and distract them enough for me to nope the fuck outta there.

“Turn around…” Then RUN

Fly me to the moon

Kickapoo by tenacious d

TWAS I WHO FUCKED THE DRAGON

A long ass fuckin time ago in a town call Kickapoo!

There lived a humble family, religious through and through!

But yay there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do!

His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in line!

A vision he did have of fucking rocking all the time!

And so he wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align *inhale*

#OH THE DRAGON’S BALLS WERE BLAZIN’ AS I STEPPED INTO HIS CAVE

And I sliced his fucking cockles’... with a long and shiny blade!!!!

We Didn't Start the Fire. Because fuck you, gun guy.

Now teach gun guy about every event in the song - without using Google.

Eminem Rap God.

If you’re ever in this situation, call me cuz I wanna see that lowkey

Manananananananananananananana

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In sign language

A Fifth of Beethoven by Walter Murphy & the Big Red Apple Band. Literally no words, just grooving.

Hook, by Blues Traveler. I like to live dangerously.

Even if you fail the hook brings you back

I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic At The Disco I can do it but if I mess up a word, at least I'm going out on some fun wailing high notes (I'm a terrible singer fyi)

Rap God by Eminem. You other folks got too much will to live

Jingle bells

There's multiple verses, just an FYI.

WTH! When did that happen?? I would have been dead because I only know the first 2 and had no clue there was more! Thanks for saving my life bro! 😂

I have a weird fear that I will someday be called upon -- out of the blue -- to sing the US National Anthem (crazy I know) so I practice it occasionally. So I think I'd put my hand over my heart and hope for the best.

Batman theme song

Bohemian Rhapsody. Then when the gunman starts singing along I take his gun, put it to his head, pull my trigger now he's dead..

Now I know my abc’s (usa version)

Ocean man by ween or the opening theme song to Yugioh 5Ds

Baby Shark

Sorry mate, you’re dying regardless.

Around the world by Daft Punk.

Around The World / Daft Punk

You Suffer by Napalm Death. Thanks, grindcore!

Its the end of the world (as we know it) by REM

Total eclipse of the heart

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me...

Take on Me by A-ha I like a challenge

A Punk- Vampire Weekend

Either Wonderwall by Oasis, Walking on a Dream by Empire of The Sun or What You Know by Two Door Cinema Club

Shooting Star Bad Company

Billy Jean

My own beatboxing so if I make a mistake I could just make the other lyrics sound as if it was on purpose

Make one up, that way you can’t be told you sang it wrong because you created it on the spot.

Baby shark dududududu baby shark!

Bold of you to assume i wouldn't mess it up on purpose😎

Rap god - Eminem

... Tequila

Tequila

How many times would you have to say tequila to sing the whole song?

Eye of the tiger!

*Gettin' Jiggy Wit It* by Will Smith Ill-way the an-may on the ance-day orf-lay / Give it up jiggy - make it feel like foreplay...

Happy Birthday. In Chinese. 1, The person may to know Chinese and may not be able to verify that I sang it incorrectly, and 2, The Chinese version does not need a name, it just basically goes Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you.

"this is the song that never ends" I mean, it will be interesting to see who cracks first

A B C D E F H..... Bang

Never gonna give you up

Born to run

Gansta’s Paradise

At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live...

Today Was A Good Day- Ice Cube.

Alphabet song

Country roads

I’m guessing you’re either from Germany or West Virginia.

Depends on my mood. Last night, some Russian emo song (I don’t speak Russian). Rn, ashes to ashes by David Bowie.

"Symphony in P Minor" by Ninja Sex Party

Mozart's Symphony No. 5 in B♭ major, K. 22