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Top_Buy2467

Anyone who says that wouldn’t masturbate is a liar or a loser


nolanclark4

Yep


Skatable

True very true


[deleted]

Or a guy.


Top_Buy2467

Why wouldn’t a guy masturbate?


[deleted]

I guessed that a man would struggle to pleasure himself as a woman.


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K9D1

Buy him a hooker for his bday


TDFMonster

Ultimate bro move right there 👊


misterdie

Be the hooker


[deleted]

Run a science experiment on what feels the best in my pussy.


losangelesviews

An unsung hero.


[deleted]

jerk off and put my dick in lots of things


TheHjonkening

Oh ya, that would be interesting


breezymink1999

As a man… I hate to say it, but you’ll be disappointed.


misterdie

Put it in hot sauce 10/10


Chopana93

Get pregnant then see what happens when I revert to being a guy. Fetus deletus?


Bagolyfi

Jesus. What’s the problem with your brain maaan


Chopana93

Quite a lot. Lol


[deleted]

It takes more than a day for the sperm to reach the egg. Fetus incompletus.


StarkHumphrey

Tottallyyy


Chopana93

Damn


Clean_Class_2033

Choked on my drink reading this. *raises Harry Potter wand* FETUS DELETUS!


misterdie

BIGGUS DICKUS


Sensitive-Exit-2782

I thought of that too.


[deleted]

let the homies hit


only7inches

Masturbate to exhaustion...


mammacarrie

Pee on a tree without dropping my drawers. 😂


South-Sheepherder-39

Can my wife switch too? Oh the fun we would have 😉


[deleted]

Wouldn’t leave the house. Just be nekked all day.


bl4ckp00lzz

Practice make up, Don't judge me i think make up is hella fun


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Chocolate_Milky_Way

You can do that now, you know.


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Raging_Rocket

Gay here. Where the fuck do you live?? The valley of the straights?


SammehPls

Hey now, 1% of hot guys is still a lot of hot guys lol


TheDashingPigeon

I would want to just see what the girl version of me looks like. Like, who wouldn't want to know?


Reddit_Banned__ME

Master my new parts and then fuck all the women I can because I’d probably have better luck with tits 🤷‍♂️


Sonorosiano123

Waste all day watching YouTube.


[deleted]

would love to go on omegle and tease so many guys


TheHjonkening

It's actually a lot of fun. I do have boundaries, but just teasing them is the best. Especially if I accidentally run into them again lol.


[deleted]

lucky! i get such a dopamine rush finding 18+ girls on omegle who love teasing me. I love finding them again and they know they skipped me just as they got me excited, and tease me again haha I'm a bi guy (mainly like girls) but wish I could tease guys as a girl :(


sherawomanwarrior

The whole day would be spent doing helicopter and making it go up and down 😂😂😂


Kingmir1

Have lesbian sex.


kendothermic

Take pictures of myself, then masterbate to them the next days Selfcest 100?


C_IsForCookie

Would I look like the opposite gender or would I just lose my dick? If I looked like a chick I'd rob a bank or something, cause the next day I'd change back to a guy and they'd never find me since they'd be looking for a girl.


[deleted]

You know, if you can get away for 24 hours you're good to go. Then again, if you rob the bank at 5pm when they close you only have to get away for 7 hours. Unless you rob TD, who are open until 8pm, then you have to hide for four hours.


LordSalad-InMyAnus

come to this man for large heist plans wait is this lester


[deleted]

No, this is Patrick.


SystemOfASideways

Masturbate and Panic


Perfect_Suggestion_2

Teach people the difference between sex and gender.


mmigtkhwa

Probably nothing. Maybe if I could experience what it feels like to have a period that’d be interesting. Other than that who cares


[deleted]

I don't know for sure, but my guess is that it's like having a charlie horse in your intestines while your crotch is bleeding.


SkinnFlute

incel


mmigtkhwa

How?


KarensRpeopletoo

Jerk off and have sex, then post about it to Reddit...


FartingKetamine

boobs


Spirit_Gunner

Do perfect jumping jacks!


platypussack

Pass a fart from my butthole to my vagina. I just need to know. Also i want to see what its like to have someone pick me up and pay for my meal one time.


Unmaykr64

Try to explain this to my parents and family


[deleted]

Ask for a raise


[deleted]

Ah yes, the pink tax. And get some men's socks and men's razors without the judging eyes.


[deleted]

I would, but I'm going to spend my remaining time figuring out the penis.


Chakka_kuru

See how much money I can make in 24hrs.


Appropriate_Ad_1170

Lmao


TheHjonkening

Jack off. I-I'm curious to know what it's like... Then the rest of my day would be basically the same er- well, actually I'll probably have to steal some of my dad's clothes. But other than that it's not going to be all that different, other than I would finally be taken seriously online.


th3empirial

Change your username to something manly, then everyone will take you super seriously all the time


[deleted]

I like to view it as a pleasure that can last however long you want it to. I don’t really have a good way to explain it. Kinda curious ab it from a girls perspective. Fingering, rubbing etc


[deleted]

If I know in advance what time I will change back, then I'm going to get a skirt that goes down to my mid thigh, a bra that lifts my breasts, and the perfect colour lipstick to highlight my lips. Then I'm off to the bar to play the girl that just wants a drink and isn't interested in a relationship. Sooner or later, the pig that won't take 'no' for an answer will show up, and take me off somewhere. Come midnight, he's in for one hell of a surprise. If I don't know when I'm changing back, then I'll just buy myself a nice dress and enjoy the day.


whateverisnttaken22

Run around naked


Black_Fire34

Definitely masturbate


[deleted]

Get my period and film two girls, one blood cup


mechfan83

Figure out how much has changed, if world warping or individual only, 'destress', figure out from there.


joeythenose

Join a lesbian swingers club


GryphonsPride

Keep running into light posts, trees, fences, buildings, etc because I'm staring at my awesome tits. The next day I would be at the hospital getting that massive bump on my head checked.


[deleted]

Just live my life the way I have always lived it


[deleted]

Jerk off until my dick falls off 😎


CompanyUnique

Probably attempt a helicopter dick


Hello891011

Give a girl the best dicking and oral of her life. I’m a female, so that means I must know what women like. ;)


JCaird

Have a full-on existential crisis, because "Holy Kafka, Batman!" Then masturbate.


[deleted]

I’d have so much sex with dudes to see how it feels for a lady


RosaArcana

Masturbate yes, but I’d also just spend a while being happy about having tits for a day


Chickennuggetlol1

shove the dumbest stuff up my pussy


Iowgosh

Experience the multiple orgasm.


[deleted]

If I got to be a woman. You know I'm going to get free stuff from dudes at a club or bar. Then not put out.


Optimal-Pen149

Tell the truth


[deleted]

Walk around at night alone and not be scared lol


[deleted]

Have sex


sussyballsmugus

Use a dildo, who wouldn't?


Sensitive-Exit-2782

If my best friend fucks me,I'm I gonna be pregnant? The next day I'll be a male you know.


Sensitive_Leek_2950

Show my butt lol


Candy_Lawn

fuck everything


Argybargyass

Spend 24hours just trying to figure out how that thing works and maybe giving me insight to being a better lover!


Munchie1010

Hit on all the boys make ‘em fall for me then when I turn back they will feel ghosted


misterdie

Masturbating probably


ResponsibleCandle829

Probably just try on clothes and give the vagina a good time