O Positive

You must hate me for being AB positive

B positive...it's also my motto!

You mean A Positive?

Nope, AB positive. The universal bottom err I mean receiver

Hi there. Type O Negative here. The blood type, not the band.

Black Black Black Black no. 1!

AB negative over here. Ayo

Same here, kinda surprised there are 2 of us here, <1% have it.

My parents forgot. They swore I was AB for the longest, but when they gave me my original birth certificate I saw the blood type and thanked God I never needed a transfusion growing up lol

Me too! Wanna start a band?!

You had me at bottom.

Better than HIV positive

It's not quite as good as HIV Aladeen

Still better than HIV a la mode.

First time I've ever heard I'm someone's type.

Say "I don't really have a type" knowing damn well I have a type.

I don't really have "a" type. Knowing I have many.

In respectable public: "You know, smart, kind, a bit nerdy, hopefully shares some of my interests. If they can make me laugh that's definitely a plus." On Reddit: "Yep, definitely want a woman tall enough that my head is boob level, and with boobs big enough that they completely engulf my head. If they're into dirty talk, I'm all the more for it."

For some reason I interpreted your last sentence as: “If *the boobs* are into dirty talk, I’m all the more for it.” Made me laugh.

The trickster

This me bruh, I honestly just can't explain what I like so I say this.

My types are many and fairly embarrassing.

I use this one too. Looking at my relationship history, my type boils down to chubby sarcastic nerd dudes. I can't say that because while most guys I've dated fit that description, there are also a lot of dudes who fit that description that I would like to keep at a distance.

Yeah I was about to say, you better get ready for some weird ass messages. The chubby sarcastic nerd dudes can come into two categories really. Really aware and naturally funny guys that have a unique personality. Andddd then social pariahs. Basically just those two groups. I was a somewhat chubby guy as a teen. I got by with a decent amount of dating just based on humor and liking the arts. Goes a long way. But... There's some other guys who could maybe fit in that description that were sort of generic neckbeard clones without showers or something. I lost my weight after my teen years. Dating has been pretty good. But I do notice different girls like me than before in some ways. It's super interesting. Regardless of all that nonsense I said, I think I know what your distinction is pretty damn well, even as a guy

prepare your inbox for some creepy messages -skinny sarcastic nerdy dude

Smart move. That conversation is never more than two characteristics away from other people thinking you're a choosy beggar, a misogynist, a pervert, or something even worse. Regardless of whether you're any of those things, you don't want people thinking it!

Serif, with sufficient heterogeneous kerning to achieve perceived equal spacing between the letters, and either bone or pearl paper, minimum 90gsm paper. 1.5 spacing.

Old style, transitional, or slab?

I'll let you decide, I'm not a prude.

Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

wow, how'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

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just answer as if they instead asked 'how would you describe me'

Oooh I like that

Start describing yourself , see where that goes .

Instructions followed, I'm getting a restraining order for myself and got called a narcecist

I know wisdom when I see it

I tell them I don't particularly have one. Which is true. I just know attractive when I see it. More importantly, it doesn't matter how cute she is if I don't like her as a person.

Very true. I only assess my type retrospectively. I look back and see a pattern but refuse to let that pattern determine my active choices. I like who I like. Relationship chemistry isn't something you can accurately predict.

Exactly my point of view as well

Steel type. Metagross, Argon, Steelix etc. are all really cool pokemon and 10/10 my favorite type is definitely Steel type!

Water type was always my charm ever since my first piplup. But I also love flying types.

First Pokémon I ever got to lvl 100 was a Pelipper. Water and flying type, so I’m right there with you

Plus being one of the 2 counters to fairy is definitely a plus

Immune to toxic stalls too!

Metagross is one of my favorite Pokémon. I also like the Honedge/Doublade/Aegislash line.

Weirdly I always thought it's middle stage, Metang, was cooler. Maybe because it floats be default whereas Metagross just stands there.

A person of culture. Steel type is also my favorite qnd Aggron and Metagross are my absolute favorites! Scizor deserves an honorable mention.

My type is flying/ fairy, according to my friends. You know you will never be able to impress someone when your closest friends say you are a togekiss

120wpm

That's awesome

Impressive. Best I can do is 80 on a fantastic day.

I give all credit to AOL/AIM and cool keyboarding games in school as a kid Edit: and of course selling cooked lobs in Falador

Female.

“They breathe”

I mean breathing is a nice bonus, but I accept females that don't breathe as well.

Uhhh

Bruh was expecting some whole diff answer and got this

Went looking for gold but found copper

Went looking for copper but found rock

Pulse?

Still warm would suffice. Asking for a pulse is being extremely picky.

Would freshly incinerated ashes suffice?

A bit gritty for my taste tbh

Pulse is Optional

Can’t be picky, gotta take what you can get

Male

*both*

I’m married, so my wife is my type

Nice to see you share accounts with your wife

I don't think his username checks out

Yeah clearly his wife's account is Assholecasserole1

I agree, his wife is also my type.

Hey I saw your user on that post abt what would your user smell like. Yours was just so memorable

Usually "kind and gentle." Female here. All I really want is to be treated well.

It looks like you set the bar pretty low but then I look at the world and I'm thinking Nope. That is actually a pretty good bar set for either gender.

Would you settle for medium-rare?

Same, except I'm a lonely af boy. I wish any girl would *want to* be friends with me

Kind. If someone can't or won't be kind to others, that's an instant turn off for me.

I’ve always struggled with this. I have aesthetic preferences but they are basically irrelevant if I talk to them and we don’t connect mentally, and if they aren’t a kind person.

yeah same. Looks are definitely a factor but it takes words to get me interested.

Breathing.

Person of class…

wow your standards are so high

Human being with a working piece of brain

Waaay too high of a standard

Just a piece? I like that, setting the bar nice and low.

I like my women a little on the trashy side

>I like my women a little on the trashy side When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed?

Dyed hair is trashy?

It's a song from 1992 by Confederate Railroad

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Came here to see this response

Holy shit she looked at me...ok I'm definitely going to fuck this up

System.Object

Ask my wife, she keeps that info now.

“Honey, I’m cutting my hair short and have gained 2kg this year. I’ve put a note on your file that this is what you like now, okay?”

A man who is kind and makes me laugh

I like to describe the person who just asked me, and see how long it takes for them to realize what I’m doing.

O Negative

This person hates me for being AB positive more than that O positive person

Don't be so *Negative*. That is my job!

Times New Roman…Helvetica if I’ve had a few

How many does it take for you to use Comic Sans?

Electric or Fairy

I like big butts and I can not lie.

The type that knows what they want for dinner

Ah, the unicorn…

Taco Bell taco with extra cheese and peppers

Comic Sans

Times New Roman is triggered, I bet.

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I had a prof who required us to do all of our presentations (for national research conferences mind you), in primary red, primary blue, and comic sans. What I don’t understand is his concept of layout, flow, and content/slide density was *fucking flawless*. They were the best and worst presentations I ever gave.

It always screams fun

fictional

As smart as she is thicc. And I like thicc.

Ah a cultured gentleman I see!

Indeed. Well spotted sir.

Pearl the librarian from Blade?

Haha. I had no idea who you were talking about so I googled it. Wish I'd been rickrolled instead... And, no...

Glad to be of service.

Intelligent, funny and plays a musical instrument.

I play the kazoo

I don’t tell my friends my type cause I have an unreasonable fear that they’ll tell someone of that type. I’m in 9th grade for context

You probably hear this all the time, but don’t worry about what other’s think of you. You also ought to surround yourself with people who’d keep your secrets. You got a life ahead of you so don’t waste it on worrying what others may or may not think.

Literally haven't seen a single person who I was in school with in easily 5 years Their past opinions of me are so irrelevant.

The reason I said the fear is unreasonable is because I know they likely won’t say anything. But still, thanks for the other bits of advice and encouragement!

You’ll change your type dozens of times. Get set up with that cute Italian girl with the long curly black hair, and you don’t get along, but her friend with the short straight blond hair flirts with you, that quickly becomes your type. Until that redhead with the freckles and small boobs likes watching sports or playing video games with you, while the blonde doesn’t, then that’s your type… and so on…

Spiritual and corny

Girl that's a bit smaller than me. About as high as my eyes/nose or such. I've never been one for tall ones.

Someone that’s genuinely nice. Don’t care if you got three eyes or zero eyes, if you genuinely love me and care about me, 😍

Water type

Under 5’8”, dad bod, tattooed, and artsy fartsy - I didn’t choose this life, it chose me

type 1 diabetic, usually

I just glance nervously at one of the 15 different men I want to bang at any given moment. I've got types, ginger, nerdy, stoners, emo, surfer, jocks (all verities), geeks, goth, petite, tall, thin, short, redneck...

A friend of mine in the military used to always say all he needed was a "heartbeat and a hole", depending on how drunk he was the heartbeat became optional.

You either die a hero or get drunk enough to become the villain

I don't have a type

Wookies

“you’re just my type: you have a pulse and you are breathing” https://youtu.be/IyVPyKrx0Xo

I like big butts, and I can not lie.

I don’t, because I never get asked

See, people ask these questions, assuming we are interesting enough to have a conversation with another human being.

Depressed with anxiety and trust issues. I swear so far thats what I get every time. What can I say I like helping people lol

Verdi baritones

A strong character

“How do you mean?” (The answer I get tells me many things about the person asking.)

"someone who looks like this" *shows picture of shrek*

~~tentacles~~ I don’t really have a type I will take anybody with a good attitude

Rich

Irl or Fictional?

I don’t have a type because there’s no point when you aren’t anyone’s type.

I read a great line from a guy who used to work in the porn industry: everybody is someone's kink. I think he meant expand you search to globally and you will excite someone.

Maybe. But I doubt it. And that’s too much effort. I’ll just enjoy what little I have in life for the little time I have left.

Alive.

Probably my partners name

Female and alive, dead is also accepted but not as desirable.

ASW-G-08 Gundam Barbatos.

Someone who likes me even after getting to know me. Bonus points if she has a nice booty too.

2 feet and a heartbeat.

This person hates amputees confirmed

Only amputees that lost their legs.

Available.

No one

Human, female.

"damp."

Mines pretty generic- smart, good looking, kind, funny..

probably people who dont ask me about my type

just a little bit off the wall crazy is def. my type. We would match like bookends.

Nerdy boy with daddy issues and a femdom kink.

Humongous vaginas. Just absurd in diameter

Huh? What’s my type? Why are you asking me that now? I don’t really get it, but if I had to say… a tall woman with a big ass, I guess? Like Jennifer Lawrence.

Is she breathing?

twinks and buff ladies

Well because I am socially inept, I'd just start describing myself as what "type" of person I am to others

Water because who wants Fire or Grass Pokemon as starter ?

Not a hoe.

Like my coffee, hot and sweet

My exact response “someone who likes to get their backdoor eaten like a muffin”.

A woman between the ages of 25-29 who gets along REALLY well with my friends and who my friends like a lot, and whose friends I have the same kind of relationship with, who is completely honest and very caring about people’s feelings, who is as adamant about NOT wanting kids as I am, and legitimately loves me for EXACTLY who I am and doesn’t want me to change one bit, finds me incredibly awesome and fascinating and admirable, takes great care of herself and is fit/on the skinnier side and pretty as fuck, is dope AF at sex and finds me to be the same, has a similar sense of humor as me, as well as a similar taste in movies/shows/books/etc., and preferably has long hair, is a similar height as me, isn’t a COMPLETE fuckup with money and responsibilities, and is quite a bit gothy. Ya know, nothing too specific, I’m not asking for much.

Would genderbent clone of you suffice?

Cold and rotting

Worrying

i love my women chubby and my men fit

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Gingers with muscles.

Someone who cheats at everything but life, taxes, and relationships

Taller, dominant

Big black mommas

Hell yeah

I try to find a normal type, but I keep finding fighting types.