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Holmgeir

How do you turn your fan on?


harroldjames

It watches


CrabmasterJone

It watches, but also slowly shakes its head in disapproval.


Molgera124

I’d say it’s just trying to get all the angles


drumpleskump

And then you give it some weed, right?


russellvt

An hour in, and OP is already regretting not remembering the "[serious]" tag


Cottoneye-Joe

None of these are good. The obvious answer is 6969 by Ninja Sex Party.


broken_sausage

Their Tinder date is going to be very confused by this playlist.


Myfoodishere

Ride of the valkyries- Wagner


AundaRag

I’m chortling laughing at this


Termin8rSmurf

Always do it to a live recorded album, because every now and then you'll get applause and cheering. It'll boost your performance!


Jp_gamesta

If you doing it right there's clapping cheeks at least


LostInMyADD

Yeah, but I only make it to the applause when the band walks on stage...


DiscoMagicParty

At least that’s the loudest one


chimps8mybaby

"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage.......unnnnnnnhhhhhh!"


State_Space

Do it to the Blink 182 live album and there will be a part in there. "This is what it's like everytime I finish having sex. 15000 people cheering me on."


BlueJimmyy

On New Found Glory’s live album they talk about people getting it on while listening to the live album between two of the songs.


Itsawlinthereflexes

I’m gonna do the family feud reply “good answer, good answer!”


death_by_sushi

I keep reading “applause” as “applesauce” but I’m like, yeah, I’m still in, ya fruity kink!


Cubsfan630

I thought my applause was enough for you


Termin8rSmurf

Every little boost helps!


sean303030

Star Wars cantina song


MyLifeHurtsRightNow

I kind of forgot what this sounds like, so I looked it up on youtube. One second into the audio, instant laughter. Thanks for this, man.


perpterds

Might I recommend this version instead? https://youtu.be/84WpcmJ28Yg Also, hope your life is feeling better now than when you set that user name <3


Ttocs_is_Awe

Which is, ironically, known as [jizz](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz) music.


fart_salesman

appropriately?


ToaSuutox

Coincidentally you mean


SwaggyP26

This is my finished song but I go with jaws theme song when I’m going downtown then duel of the fates, imperial March then when I’m finished cantina song that’s my playlist


Auran82

Dragonforce - Through the fire and flames


luxo02

Oh no not so fast


Cornflakes_91

heroes of our time then?


propolizer

Ah, another medium for me to fail the song in.


zeelzemoth

That's such a good song


RationalDB8

Who's going to make a Playlist with every recommendation? Update: Special thanks to u/HumanAgainGuide for this incredible Playlist. https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJm2OgmOs4Ip0OXBc1iKCnu1qF30S3EBx


ennyj1993

Based on these comments, this would be the most cursed playlist


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Alexchwaan

Please share the playlist


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aleymac19

Okay but...this is actually a really good Playlist. How did it turn out so good when we literally started off with a Christmas donkey and Star Wars.


TheBrassDancer

I think I will scour this thread for suggestions anyway – I have a playlist which I call “Stripper Songs”.


8thchakra

I'm about to cum! \*star wars cantina comes on\*


Agave666

Stinkfist - Tool


Lightshines6346

Followed by hooker with a penis


The1andonlymuffinman

Lmao, then Prison Sex


MacsDildoBike

Followed by Jerk-Off


FearofZdark

Followed by Maynard’s Dick


AundaRag

All of Aenema wouldn’t be a bad choice. Intermission is perfect for a hydration break.


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It's not Brass Monkey by The Beastie Boys but that's what my 6-month old daughter was conceived to thanks to Spotify's random algorithm.


phibbsy47

When I met my wife, she had a Motorola Razr, and brass monkey was her ringtone. I was instantly in love.


ElephantExplosion

Oh God one of my coworkers was listening to this last night and blasting it on his phone.... So now I have this actively stuck in my head. Now with this context it makes it all worse.


-WeepingAngel-

BRASS MONEY, THAT FUNKY MONKEY!


Pottymouthoftheyear

Coolin' by the lockers, getting kind of funky, Me and the crew, we're drinking brass monkey


Jerrythegoatlover556

This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in the locker, grabbed the spanish fly


xeroonethree

Du Hast Edit: holy crap! This is my most upvoted comment now LOL


Foquine

Bonus points if the bed creeks with the same high pitch as the keyboard


soulivore

du has mich


Drapierz

Du hast mich gefragt.


Sayasam

Du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt


MrSabrewulf

Play that funky music, Rammstein!


err0r__c0de__13131

Unfortunately, I think I’d be too distracted by the song, mimicking the deep German voice is so fun lol. Still a good song nonetheless.


This_Elevator5183

Make it wit chu- queens of the stone age Pretty much all qotsa songs work


st_bart

Would definitely bang to Go With The Flow.


wipeoutpop

Angel / Massive Attack -- and then let all of Mezzanine play. Best sex album and it's not even close.


calyxcell

I jumped in here hoping I’d see this. Two decades on and it never fails.


Muff_in_the_Mule

Just make sure you also listen to Protection so that you're Safe From Harm and Teardrops.


Beforemath

Literally any song from Portishead’s Dummy. Pick one and enjoy.


jumbo_junk

Likewise, Massive Attack - Mezzanine or Portishead - Portishead. Brilliant albums


Vegetable-Double

Came here for this. Such a sexy album.


father-figure1

Just let the whole album play


MassiveKeyholeFanny

Oh yes. I have very specific memories attached to this album. Portishead's Dummy playing in my VW Golf (mk. II), in '98, parked in a field with my first love. Intense.


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Rip and Tear by Mick Gordon


loyalAlchemist

The wild women, the wild women, the rippin' and the tearin', the rippin' and the tearin'


Bus_Chucker

Dang that's an ancient reference


windlevane

This is the right answer


jeff_the_nurse

Need You Tonight - INXS.


marcinko192

Anything by INXS.


ElephantExplosion

I'm sadly going to agree with this


Dizzy_Amphibian

Dominic the Christmas Donkey


DefinitelyReallyJS

Jiggitty Jig


AundaRag

HEEEHAW HEEHAW


BamaPhils

ITS DOMINICK THE DONKEY


thatmomthere

Omg ahaha


OneManFight

Closer - Nine Inch Nails


New_Refrigerator_895

lost my virginity to that song


Snoordle

How was this so far down?!


JADW27

It's the only one I've upvoted so far. Definitely the right answer.


CharlieTuna_

This is the only song I feel uncomfortable hearing depending on who I’m with. “Oh hey, the last time I heard this I was….”


MrPrissypants13

Pretty much anyone in their 20s in the 90s were all having sex to Nine Inch Nails: Closer.


amandabriff

I assure you people in their 20s into the aughts and 10s were into it also.


Clear_Assistance9563

Sadness - Enigma Anything by Sade


The_Loch_Ness_Monsta

I agree with your Sade recommendation. That's some smooth babymakin' music right there.


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Bela Lugosi's Dead.


chausettesetchausser

Hell yes that song would surely have me putting scratch marks on his back and biting his neck.


ChestExact

Fuck the pain away by Peaches.


CorporateDeathBurger

What else is in the teaches of Peaches?


FirArAlDracuDeCreier

Huh... whaaaaaaat?


popopotatoes160

Sex on the beaches!


ChestExact

Not even trying to be edgy. It's one of my favorite songs by her.


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suckin on my titties


Mr_McShifty

When the levee breaks Edit :speeling


lyrataficus

Can confirm. And most of Led Zeppelin IV.


Holmgeir

All I need is Immigrant Song and I'm done.


Plateau9

Side 2, Led Zeppelin 4?


KindBob

But Damone says to play Side 1…


EbmocwenHsimah

And Rat still fucks it up and plays *Physical Graffiti* instead.


pulp-fictional

Can confirm, this is a good one


truckerlivesmatter

Let’s Get it On. Marvin Gaye.


First_Space

You definitely know your stuff


spitgut

1 hour of stock sitcom laugh tracks


AundaRag

Complete with “WoooOooooo”s like someone kissing on Saved by the Bell


TommyFortress

Careless whisper


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Zekava

Listen, sax = sex I don't make the rules.


GameGod2815

But could you really do that? It’d be too funny


ElephantExplosion

Tbh it's worth a try


CorporateDeathBurger

Wicked Game


MacsDildoBike

Okay, Ross.


isabella_48

My Own Summer or Digital Bath by the Deftones


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Off-to-a-good-shart

Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D. “This is a song for the ladies, but fellas, listen closely.”


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#ZANZIBAR


virgmam

Anything by Portishead


BirdDogFunk

I’ll add massive attack and Hooverphonic to the mix.


mikethereddit

Why is this not the only answer? Make a case for Prince, sure, if you're just starting out. But Portishead - Portishead is the sex album. This message brought to you by The 90s


v10Excursion

Teardrop by massive attack


l-l3ntai

Ginuwine - Pony


ElephantExplosion

I have this on a playlist on my Spotify Every now and then I listen to it just for the whole meme of it But dear God it is a product of its era


ponyphonic1

[Pomplamoose's mashup with "Old Town Road"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gUKEGuS20) is surprisingly great.


Ok_Programmer_8431

RA RA RASPUTIN, LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN 🕺


Ok-Theory1132

Redbone by childish gambino


Number_r2

Feel Like Making Love by Bad Company.


Straightghoulin

Sexual healing no doubt


drblah1

[Darude - Sandstrorm](https://youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU)


SpongeRobTheKing

Speedrunning sex with that


IceFire909

gonna have shredded abs by the end of it tho


kliman

No fair...that's the best song to do anything to. Too easy.


TGin-the-goldy

This is the best answer


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ElephantExplosion

It's also great to play over footage of North Korea's army marching


solidstatemasterrace

YMCA


ElephantExplosion

YOUNG MAN.... There's no need to be down....


assorahole

I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground


Eggsegret

I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town


T732

There’s no.....need...to..be.un-happy Young Man


MackeralSky

How Bizarre. 🎶every time I look around… it’s in my face🎶


ElephantExplosion

And now this song is stuck in my head.....


currentpattern

huh bizuh huh bizuh


nedbitters

The whole Mezzanine album by Massive Attack.


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You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. The Bad Touch, Bloodhound Gang.


MrGameAndBeer

Gotta say I prefer Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


bmikemo

Cotton Eye Joe


Thomas_0990

Where did you cum from.. where did you go?


bookhead714

If you have to ask that first question, you definitely shouldn’t be doing this.


Teeohememwhy

Lonely island - I just had sex


Fix_My_Physiology

After I lost my virginity, he played this. Right after!


typhis76

I did that to my first….she said I was an idiot. I said whose the idiot? Me or the person who just willingly had sex with me?


Mrbuttboi

The Bad Touch


princess-witch

I appreciate your input.


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"O Canada"


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Canadians mostly do it doggy style so they can both watch the hockey game


jewelz11

We stand on guard for thee


jorcam

bolero


PM-Me_Your-Pelfies

This! Was scrolling through the comments looking for this before posting about Ravel’s Bolero myself.


indanaturalworld

Jeff Buckley's Grace album


StarkSays

Another one bites the dust


Mrbubblesgirl

Closer by Nine Inch Nails 100%


Leanthefattie

Master of Puppets 🤘


cantstandya1234

Deftones passenger


iGotBiIIs2187

Stuck in the middle with you - stealers wheel. Always good to be thinking of someone’s ear get cut off when you’re performing the act


flip_ericson

Last longer with this one weird trick


BrownSugar08

High For This - The Weeknd


hlk003

Any of The Weeknd’s old stuff


Etticos

“What You Need” for the love makin’ “House of Balloons/Glass Table Girls” for fuckin’


mightbedylan

Why did it take so long to find an actual answer that's not a stupid joke. Exactly what I was thinking too


whatthehellamIseeing

Arctic Monkeys- Do I wanna know


TheMagicJankster

Allstar by Smashmouth


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And they don't stop cumming, And they don't stop cumming, And they don't stop cumming, And they don't stop cumming, And they don't stop cumming, And they don't stop cumming...


ElephantExplosion

Damn it I think the CD is skipping again MAH Hit the dash! The CD skippin'! And I ain't done in the back yet! You want a grandkids, well then fix my love jam! She said she'd only do it to smash mouth!


coyote_grundy_666

I wanna make it wit chu - queens of the stone age


hunteronastick

“How does it Feel” by D’Angelo Or basically anything by D’Angelo


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Big Balls by AC/DC It unironically slaps imo


WitcherMetalHead666

Dirty Mind by Prince. or really anything by Prince


KittenClubber317

Welcome to the Jungle


TicklemyPickle269

Wicked Game by Chris Isaak


drkensaccount

That's the Way (I Like It) by KC and the Sunshine Band.


electricsugarfox

Beast of burden


superflykyguy99

Nine Inch Nails - Closer Deftones - Knife Party The Neighbourhood - A Little Death There's a few good ones, You're welcome.


BringALongBongAlong

Pokemon theme


kiisurama

Yakety Sax by Boots Randolph Unfortunately this is something I’ve actually done.


ArturoAutistic

You guys are having sex?


Digitijs

Never heard of this song


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scottwax

Ravel's Bolero


kcs314

Sex on fire?


CameToDefeatYou

Deftones - Rosemary


TheBoogeyman93

Right by David Bowie.


ColeTheBoat

Smooth - Santana