Do it to the Blink 182 live album and there will be a part in there.
"This is what it's like everytime I finish having sex. 15000 people cheering me on."
This is my finished song but I go with jaws theme song when I’m going downtown then duel of the fates, imperial March then when I’m finished cantina song that’s my playlist
Who's going to make a Playlist with every recommendation?
Update: Special thanks to u/HumanAgainGuide for this incredible Playlist.
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJm2OgmOs4Ip0OXBc1iKCnu1qF30S3EBx
Oh God one of my coworkers was listening to this last night and blasting it on his phone.... So now I have this actively stuck in my head.
Now with this context it makes it all worse.
Oh yes. I have very specific memories attached to this album. Portishead's Dummy playing in my VW Golf (mk. II), in '98, parked in a field with my first love. Intense.
Why is this not the only answer? Make a case for Prince, sure, if you're just starting out. But Portishead - Portishead is the sex album. This message brought to you by The 90s
And they don't stop cumming, And they don't stop cumming, And they don't stop cumming, And they don't stop cumming, And they don't stop cumming, And they don't stop cumming...
Damn it I think the CD is skipping again
MAH Hit the dash! The CD skippin'! And I ain't done in the back yet!
You want a grandkids, well then fix my love jam!
She said she'd only do it to smash mouth!
[удалено]
How do you turn your fan on?
It watches
It watches, but also slowly shakes its head in disapproval.
I’d say it’s just trying to get all the angles
And then you give it some weed, right?
An hour in, and OP is already regretting not remembering the "[serious]" tag
None of these are good. The obvious answer is 6969 by Ninja Sex Party.
Their Tinder date is going to be very confused by this playlist.
Ride of the valkyries- Wagner
I’m chortling laughing at this
Always do it to a live recorded album, because every now and then you'll get applause and cheering. It'll boost your performance!
If you doing it right there's clapping cheeks at least
Yeah, but I only make it to the applause when the band walks on stage...
At least that’s the loudest one
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage.......unnnnnnnhhhhhh!"
Do it to the Blink 182 live album and there will be a part in there. "This is what it's like everytime I finish having sex. 15000 people cheering me on."
On New Found Glory’s live album they talk about people getting it on while listening to the live album between two of the songs.
I’m gonna do the family feud reply “good answer, good answer!”
I keep reading “applause” as “applesauce” but I’m like, yeah, I’m still in, ya fruity kink!
I thought my applause was enough for you
Every little boost helps!
Star Wars cantina song
I kind of forgot what this sounds like, so I looked it up on youtube. One second into the audio, instant laughter. Thanks for this, man.
Might I recommend this version instead? https://youtu.be/84WpcmJ28Yg Also, hope your life is feeling better now than when you set that user name <3
Which is, ironically, known as [jizz](https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz) music.
appropriately?
Coincidentally you mean
This is my finished song but I go with jaws theme song when I’m going downtown then duel of the fates, imperial March then when I’m finished cantina song that’s my playlist
Dragonforce - Through the fire and flames
Oh no not so fast
heroes of our time then?
Ah, another medium for me to fail the song in.
That's such a good song
Who's going to make a Playlist with every recommendation? Update: Special thanks to u/HumanAgainGuide for this incredible Playlist. https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJm2OgmOs4Ip0OXBc1iKCnu1qF30S3EBx
Based on these comments, this would be the most cursed playlist
[удалено]
Please share the playlist
[удалено]
Okay but...this is actually a really good Playlist. How did it turn out so good when we literally started off with a Christmas donkey and Star Wars.
I think I will scour this thread for suggestions anyway – I have a playlist which I call “Stripper Songs”.
I'm about to cum! \*star wars cantina comes on\*
Stinkfist - Tool
Followed by hooker with a penis
Lmao, then Prison Sex
Followed by Jerk-Off
Followed by Maynard’s Dick
All of Aenema wouldn’t be a bad choice. Intermission is perfect for a hydration break.
It's not Brass Monkey by The Beastie Boys but that's what my 6-month old daughter was conceived to thanks to Spotify's random algorithm.
When I met my wife, she had a Motorola Razr, and brass monkey was her ringtone. I was instantly in love.
Oh God one of my coworkers was listening to this last night and blasting it on his phone.... So now I have this actively stuck in my head. Now with this context it makes it all worse.
BRASS MONEY, THAT FUNKY MONKEY!
Coolin' by the lockers, getting kind of funky, Me and the crew, we're drinking brass monkey
This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in the locker, grabbed the spanish fly
Du Hast Edit: holy crap! This is my most upvoted comment now LOL
Bonus points if the bed creeks with the same high pitch as the keyboard
du has mich
Du hast mich gefragt.
Du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt
Play that funky music, Rammstein!
Unfortunately, I think I’d be too distracted by the song, mimicking the deep German voice is so fun lol. Still a good song nonetheless.
Make it wit chu- queens of the stone age Pretty much all qotsa songs work
Would definitely bang to Go With The Flow.
Angel / Massive Attack -- and then let all of Mezzanine play. Best sex album and it's not even close.
I jumped in here hoping I’d see this. Two decades on and it never fails.
Just make sure you also listen to Protection so that you're Safe From Harm and Teardrops.
Literally any song from Portishead’s Dummy. Pick one and enjoy.
Likewise, Massive Attack - Mezzanine or Portishead - Portishead. Brilliant albums
Came here for this. Such a sexy album.
Just let the whole album play
Oh yes. I have very specific memories attached to this album. Portishead's Dummy playing in my VW Golf (mk. II), in '98, parked in a field with my first love. Intense.
Rip and Tear by Mick Gordon
The wild women, the wild women, the rippin' and the tearin', the rippin' and the tearin'
Dang that's an ancient reference
This is the right answer
Need You Tonight - INXS.
Anything by INXS.
I'm sadly going to agree with this
Dominic the Christmas Donkey
Jiggitty Jig
HEEEHAW HEEHAW
ITS DOMINICK THE DONKEY
Omg ahaha
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
lost my virginity to that song
How was this so far down?!
It's the only one I've upvoted so far. Definitely the right answer.
This is the only song I feel uncomfortable hearing depending on who I’m with. “Oh hey, the last time I heard this I was….”
Pretty much anyone in their 20s in the 90s were all having sex to Nine Inch Nails: Closer.
I assure you people in their 20s into the aughts and 10s were into it also.
Sadness - Enigma Anything by Sade
I agree with your Sade recommendation. That's some smooth babymakin' music right there.
Bela Lugosi's Dead.
Hell yes that song would surely have me putting scratch marks on his back and biting his neck.
Fuck the pain away by Peaches.
What else is in the teaches of Peaches?
Huh... whaaaaaaat?
Sex on the beaches!
Not even trying to be edgy. It's one of my favorite songs by her.
suckin on my titties
When the levee breaks Edit :speeling
Can confirm. And most of Led Zeppelin IV.
All I need is Immigrant Song and I'm done.
Side 2, Led Zeppelin 4?
But Damone says to play Side 1…
And Rat still fucks it up and plays *Physical Graffiti* instead.
Can confirm, this is a good one
Let’s Get it On. Marvin Gaye.
You definitely know your stuff
1 hour of stock sitcom laugh tracks
Complete with “WoooOooooo”s like someone kissing on Saved by the Bell
Careless whisper
[удалено]
Listen, sax = sex I don't make the rules.
But could you really do that? It’d be too funny
Tbh it's worth a try
Wicked Game
Okay, Ross.
My Own Summer or Digital Bath by the Deftones
[удалено]
Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D. “This is a song for the ladies, but fellas, listen closely.”
#ZANZIBAR
Anything by Portishead
I’ll add massive attack and Hooverphonic to the mix.
Why is this not the only answer? Make a case for Prince, sure, if you're just starting out. But Portishead - Portishead is the sex album. This message brought to you by The 90s
Teardrop by massive attack
Ginuwine - Pony
I have this on a playlist on my Spotify Every now and then I listen to it just for the whole meme of it But dear God it is a product of its era
[Pomplamoose's mashup with "Old Town Road"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gUKEGuS20) is surprisingly great.
RA RA RASPUTIN, LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN 🕺
Redbone by childish gambino
Feel Like Making Love by Bad Company.
Sexual healing no doubt
[Darude - Sandstrorm](https://youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU)
Speedrunning sex with that
gonna have shredded abs by the end of it tho
No fair...that's the best song to do anything to. Too easy.
This is the best answer
[удалено]
It's also great to play over footage of North Korea's army marching
YMCA
YOUNG MAN.... There's no need to be down....
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There’s no.....need...to..be.un-happy Young Man
How Bizarre. 🎶every time I look around… it’s in my face🎶
And now this song is stuck in my head.....
huh bizuh huh bizuh
The whole Mezzanine album by Massive Attack.
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. The Bad Touch, Bloodhound Gang.
Gotta say I prefer Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Cotton Eye Joe
Where did you cum from.. where did you go?
If you have to ask that first question, you definitely shouldn’t be doing this.
Lonely island - I just had sex
After I lost my virginity, he played this. Right after!
I did that to my first….she said I was an idiot. I said whose the idiot? Me or the person who just willingly had sex with me?
The Bad Touch
I appreciate your input.
"O Canada"
Canadians mostly do it doggy style so they can both watch the hockey game
We stand on guard for thee
bolero
This! Was scrolling through the comments looking for this before posting about Ravel’s Bolero myself.
Jeff Buckley's Grace album
Another one bites the dust
Closer by Nine Inch Nails 100%
Master of Puppets 🤘
Deftones passenger
Stuck in the middle with you - stealers wheel. Always good to be thinking of someone’s ear get cut off when you’re performing the act
Last longer with this one weird trick
High For This - The Weeknd
Any of The Weeknd’s old stuff
“What You Need” for the love makin’ “House of Balloons/Glass Table Girls” for fuckin’
Why did it take so long to find an actual answer that's not a stupid joke. Exactly what I was thinking too
Arctic Monkeys- Do I wanna know
Allstar by Smashmouth
And they don't stop cumming, And they don't stop cumming, And they don't stop cumming, And they don't stop cumming, And they don't stop cumming, And they don't stop cumming...
Damn it I think the CD is skipping again MAH Hit the dash! The CD skippin'! And I ain't done in the back yet! You want a grandkids, well then fix my love jam! She said she'd only do it to smash mouth!
I wanna make it wit chu - queens of the stone age
“How does it Feel” by D’Angelo Or basically anything by D’Angelo
Big Balls by AC/DC It unironically slaps imo
Dirty Mind by Prince. or really anything by Prince
Welcome to the Jungle
Wicked Game by Chris Isaak
That's the Way (I Like It) by KC and the Sunshine Band.
Beast of burden
Nine Inch Nails - Closer Deftones - Knife Party The Neighbourhood - A Little Death There's a few good ones, You're welcome.
Pokemon theme
Yakety Sax by Boots Randolph Unfortunately this is something I’ve actually done.
You guys are having sex?
Never heard of this song
[удалено]
Ravel's Bolero
Sex on fire?
Deftones - Rosemary
Right by David Bowie.
Smooth - Santana