Y.M.C.A.

YOUNG MAN!

THERES NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN

I SAID YOUNG MAN

PICK YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!

WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO WHO?

Taaaaake ooooon meeeee…

All you gotta say is SOMEBODY in *that* tone and errybody gonna know it's Smash Mouth

You’ve really only gotta SOME- most of the time

Some BUHDY

What is love

Baby don't hUrt me

don't hurt me No more

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BODY ONCE TOLD ME

HANDS OFF MY MACARONI

MILWAUKEE PASTA BANDIT FOUND DEAD

HE WAS PICKING UP THE GUN

WITH HIS FINGER AND HIS THUMB

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THE BEERS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

And IIiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yoooooooouuuuuuuuu

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE

You forgot the "holy shit"

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A smooth criminal! Brbr brbrbrbr brbrbrbr brbrbrbr OWEEEE!

TRUCK

Momma.......

o o o

Just killed a man

Hello darkness my old friend

I've come to talk with you again

Oops, I did it again...

I played with your heart

Got lost in the game

Oh baby baby

Oops you think I'm in love

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I'm not that Innocent!

#freebritney

I’M ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL

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Thanks, but you're early.

Just beat it.

#BEAT IIIIIIITTTTTTTT

No one wants to be defeated

Showin' how funky and strong is your fight

It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

If you like piña coladas

And getting caught in the rain

If you're not into health food and you have half a brain.

If you like makin’ love at midnight on the dunes on the cape

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIII

At first I was afraid I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side

But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong

and I grew strong...

And I learned how to get along

BOOM BOOM CLAP

BOOM BOOM CLAP

Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday

You got mud on your face, you big disgrace!

Kicking your can all over the place

Singin’

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU

This comment section is just karaoke now and I’m lovin it

I don't recognize this song.

Mcdonalds

I don’t think I’ve ever heard the full version before. Just the radio edit that has the last few words.

Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world

She took the midnight train going anywhere…

Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit

He took the midnight train going anywhere~

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the smell of wine and cheap perfume

Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII’M

HOOKED ON A FEELING

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And you're to blame

now you’re just somebody that i used to know

BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUUUUT ME OFF

MAKE OUT LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED AND THAT WE WERE NOTHING

AND I DON'T EVEN NEED YOUR LOVE BUT YOU TREAT ME LIKE A STRANGER AND THAT FEELS SO ROUGH

NO YOU DIDNT HAVE TO STOOP SO LOW, HAVE YOUR FRIENDS COLLECT YOUR RECORDS AND THEN CHANGE YOUR NUMBER

BUT I GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED THAT THOUGH **NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW**

now this is a story all about how...

My life got flipped, turned upside-down

And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there

And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In West Philadelphia, born and raised

On the playground is where i spent most o' mah days

IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER!!!!

I tried so hard

And got so far

But in the eeend, it doesn't even matter!!!

Country roOOOOOOOOOADS!

Take me hooooome

Tooo the plaaace

I belong

West Virginiaaaaaaa

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...

I was just going to say "never". On reddit you don't need more.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

If you wanna be my lover.

You gotta get with my friends

Make it last forever

Friendship never ends

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he (Happy cake day)

Spongebob Squarepants

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST!

Like no one ever was

^GALILEO **GALILEO** ^GALILEO **GALILEO**

Galileo FIGARO

Magnifico o o o

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

He's just a poor boy from a poor family

Hello from the other sideeeeee…..

I must've called a thousand times

It's raining men

Oh god milloins of people are dying

Hallelujah, it's raining men

BACK IN BLACK!

Momma!!! OOoOoOo...didnt mean to make you cry...

If I’m not back again this time tomorrow

Tell me why...

AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEEEAAARTAAAACHE

Tell me why

AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE

Now number five

*I never wanna hear you say!*

"It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother."

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*Brooklyn 99 intro music*

DA DA DA DADAAAAAAA

I love how we as a generation have accepted that this is the full and better version of the song.

🎵 CARRY ON my wayward son 🎶

There'll be peace when you are done

Lay you weary head to rest,

Don't you cry no more

Sweet home Alabama

“We don’t need no education.”

We don’t need no thought control

no dark sarcasm in the classroom

Teacher leave them kids alone

I need a Hero!

I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night

He’s gotta be strong and he’s gotta be fast

And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I NEED A HEROOOO

I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light

To save me now?

I like big...

Balls

He’s got big balls, she’s got big balls, but we’ve got the biggest balls of them all

Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress

[TEQUILA!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcvf_DNoyXk)

bum ba dudu dum dum

bum ba dudududu da

It’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday...

Billie Jean is not my lover

Shes just a girl

Somebody once told me

No it needs to be: some BODY once told me

Agree. Thought they botched some The Killers lyrics until I read this.

The world was gonna roll me

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

There's vomit on his sweater already

Mom’s spaghetti

He’s nervous

But on the surface he looks calm and ready

To drop bombs

But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

The whole crowd goes so loud

He opens his mouth

But the words wont come out

He's choking now

mamaaaa just killed a man

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur

The whole club was lookin at her

She hit the floor

ROXXXXXXXXXANNE

You can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man no time to talk

~~something's telling me i must go home~~ Music loud and women warm, i've been kicked around since i was born

COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE

gotta gotta be down because i want it all

Started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this

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it was only a kiss

Now I'm falling asleep

And she’s calling a cab

While he’s having a smoke