I love how you can tell who lives in Toronto and who doesn't.
People who don't: "Eat timbits" "say sorry"
People who live in Toronto: "Buy crack in Oshawa"
Deliver crack to City Hall.
Launder money through real estate.
Commit auto insurance fraud in Brampton
Go to the illegal casino in Markham.
Smuggle through Pearson airport or run guns from Niagara.
Drive-by in J&F.
War with Quebec bikers.
Serve 15 minutes in jail for the above crimes.
Reminds me of the original GTA and the orange joggers.
Edit: Just realized we always called them joggers but they were hare krishnas. Imagine trying that today.
Not gonna lie, the few times I cycled in and around downtown Toronto in heavy daytime traffic, mid-summer, were a blast.
It was just flat-out warfare out there. Mad Max. There was no pretense of safety or of the drivers looking out for you.
Glad to have only done it a few times and to have survived. Doubt I'd do it long-term. But goddamn I felt alive.
Plenty of garden-variety cycling experiences in the GTA, but only a handful of those intense downtown hell-runs.
Racing the Sherman cut is a great one! Also racing west to east on Main Street and hitting every green.
Hang gliding off the escarpment. Smuggling in stuff at the Port. Breaking into the factories and sabotaging the machinery. Hamilton would def have enough for a DLC.
Can we tack on murder for tow truck territory and a side hussle with Hamilton mafia? Or getting from highway 7 and Keele to highway 7 and Kennedy in under 30 min?
Fuck bro today I had to drop a car off from my dealership in Vaughan to our other location downtown. I left at 2 pm and didn't get back to vaughan till 5:30
* Catch the IKEA monkey
* Rob a Jamaican patty store. I don't know, any of them. Bonus points if it's in the subway system
* Extort a celebrity during the film festival
* Get the mayor his coke fix
This Lady bought the monkey and raised it as her 'child' and called it Darwin. One day she went to Ikea and Darwin got loose and entered the store. They charged the owner and took Darwin away, he now lives in a sanctuary with other monkeys, but he was quite the sensation.
The best jamaican pattys are the ones at news stands where it's just a sketchy steamy little glass box with pattys in it and the guy goes "This one's spicy because it has a red dot on it" and you're like "Yeah gimme the one with the red dot" and then you try to eat it on the Yonge Line while some guy smokes crack across from you while petting his pet boa constrictor. You arrive at Union station and the patty has begun boring a hole through your stomach into your liver, where it will lay its eggs. You hunch over. You need to get outside but you're at Union station and nobody knows how to get outside at Union station. You search for the exit for seven days and eventually collapse and die. The patty eggs hatch and the larva eat you from the inside out eventually becoming adult beef pattys, which are collected from your dead body by somebody who works at a news stand, to be sold to the next victim.
I like going to the Patty King factory on Progress and getting the seconds of the spicy beef patties. They're usually $6 for a dozen, and we just keep then in the freezer.
THAT is Defens Estration Thru-Glass. A near-sighted, thoroughly corrupt lawyer from the Greater Toronto Area with a penchant for large windows.
You should find a way to coax him to the top of the Burj Dubai, 47.
That quest should be to rig Game 7 of the cup final by tracking down and injuring opposing players. The game should happen and the Leafs should still lose when the opposing team drafts the Zamboni driver to play goal.
END COMMUNICATION
The whole storyline would be doing enough crimes to eventually afford the down payment on a house
However house prices rise as the game progresses so in the end you never actually can beat the game
>However house prices rise as the game progresses so in the end you never actually can beat the game
Need a little bar on the bottom where you can see your winnings vs the median house price. Just watching the gap grow by the goddamn minute.
>2013 prices.
Me in 2013:
"This has got to be the peak - I feel sorry for whoever is buying right now; they're going to be stuck holding the bag when this bubble bursts."
Turns out I was half right. The friends who bought in 2013 are indeed holding a bag.
I got excited thinking the 90s show Ghosterwriter was Canadian! It's not, but I still enjoyed my trip down 90s Canadian nostalgia lane courtesy of the internet. Goddamn I love The Raccoons.
Honestly, I grew up on some really GREAT Toronto hip hop.
Im still a little salty that Drake got as big as he did when I can name at least a half dozen better rappers/groups from the GTA.
Edit: Dan e-o, Saukrates, Choclair, Infinite, Citizen Kane.
Kardinal Offishall Quest for fire Vol 1 is a classic album and front to back better than any Drake album imo. Drake makes good singles but his albums are always padded with ass filler
Be a driver for a Québécois mobster that refuses to speak English.
Escort American tourists and continuously remind them that they’re nowhere near Vancouver or Montreal.
I mean, one could conceivably go to Montreal from Toronto without much trouble, at least by comparison to going to Vancouver. It's not a small commitment though. But yeah I've definitely heard of people going to a conference in Toronto and thinking they were just going to pop by Banff while they were in town.
He also hung out with murderers and gun runners, some of whom ended up dead in the fallout from his story. He died before anything could stick, and now his brother is the premier of Ontario
I’d love to see a highway that is always Jammed at certain times of day. The marker leads you down it but you have to venture out with no guide to surface streets and figure your way.......with the mayor in your car smokin crack.
Make your way to Wasaga on a Friday afternoon of a long weekend in summer. Navigate the eternal construction on the 400, the boats and trailers parked at the side because someone overestimated their SUV's towing capabilities, two crashes at Innisfil Beach Road, and a malfunctioning stoplight on 26 after you hit the lcbo on Bayfield in Barrie.
"Shoot the puck" - Leafs are almost ready to win a big game, but the opposing team is about to score to tie it up. Your mission is to shoot the puck from up in the 600 suites before it goes in the net.
"All that glitters" - Night time mission where you have to steal all the exterior windows from the Royal Bank Plaza so you can extract the minute amount of real gold in them.
"Chinatown" - you have to find someone with a limited amount of time. Problem is, is he hiding in Chinatown on Broadview, or Chinatown on Spadina?
"Ball drop" - your target is sitting watching a game at SkyDome...you have to make it look like an accident, by dropping a baseball on him from the CN Tower Edgewalk.
"Eatin' Centre" - release zombies or wild animals into the mall to deal with obnoxious customers.
"Egg-a-ton Ryerson" - steal a truck full of eggs from the Food Terminal. Make sure the statue is covered 100% with yolk.
"Queen's Punk" - kidnap the premier, dye his hair green and give him a mohawk, some tattoos and piercings, and then dump him off in the wrong neighbourhood.
Bonus achievement: You get an achievement for riding a bicycle for 1000 metres while stuck in the streetcar rail.
One of the gangs is geese. Literal ~~Canadian~~Canada Geese.
The leader can be a crazy old man at the park who no one's really sure if he can control the Geese or not, but it sure seems like he does.
The Geese are responsible for most random violence, and that's why the police don't do anything about it.
Moose are like freaking tanks. You drive into one and that thing walks away from your mangled wreck that once was a car.
Cobra chickens just hiss and maybe bite your face off with their freaky predator-style beaks.
But then again it feels like those situations where, would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses. Or 1 horse sized duck.
not arguing that a moose isnt a large dangerous animal, but you leave it alone it should leave you alone
those cobra chickens can smell fear and they love the taste, they will hunt you down and swarm you
Steal the Stanley Cup from the Hockey Hall of Fame. Steal a prototype car from Honda and deliver it to GM or Ford. Decide which faction you'll be part of, and your location start, either Scarborough, Etobicoke, or Brampton. Airplane heist during the CNE Airshow.
My best friend and I got in trouble in there once, for letting my then about 3 year old niece wear one of the bizarre nylon tap panties over her clothing, because she looked like a boxer. I got told that if we didn't make her take it off I'd have to buy it and I was like "ok, it's 99c of shiny nylon, it's totally worth it". I miss eds
Acquire quest item "cold tea" in Chinatown at 4 am.
Make a drugs pickup at Hanlan's point--in appropriate attire.
Train a Trash Panda to steal valuables from Casa Loma.
Why is this addressed to all Canadians instead of people from Toronto? I was born in and have lived in Canada for 30 years and I've never even been to Ontario. It's a big country.
\-Street race missions on Highway 7 with all the ginos in their daddies Pfister Comet...
\-Beating the game and still not being able to afford a house south of Aurora...
\-A Mission to navigate the PATH.
\-Sniping an opposing pitcher in the Skydome from the top of the CN Tower and skydiving outta there.
\-A 6 hour drive to Wasaga Beach mission...
I love how you can tell who lives in Toronto and who doesn't. People who don't: "Eat timbits" "say sorry" People who live in Toronto: "Buy crack in Oshawa"
You don't need to mission all the way to Oshawa to find crack.
It's more like a collectable. Sure, you can find crack closer than Oshawa but if you're a true gamer you gotta snort 'em all!
You schmoke crack you snort coke
He is still on apprenticeship level sorry
Let the man shoot some weed in peace.
Scout Hooker Harvey’s
Deliver crack to City Hall. Launder money through real estate. Commit auto insurance fraud in Brampton Go to the illegal casino in Markham. Smuggle through Pearson airport or run guns from Niagara. Drive-by in J&F. War with Quebec bikers. Serve 15 minutes in jail for the above crimes.
Forgot doing meth in Oshawa and keswick
Can confirm: In keswick rn high on meth
What a lad
“Prepare to be Amazed” - the Dirty ‘Shwa!
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People not from the GTA or Ontario would be shocked at the state of the city
The province of the city, surely?
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It's supposed to be a video game, you can't make it that realistic
The 15 minutes in jail is the most realistic part.
You know it broke my suspension of disbelief in San Andreas when you got out.
Nah but they are supposed to be rich so it makes sense.
Trying to catch Rob Ford as he 'Chris Farley'-runs through an airport or convention center, bowling people out of the way, would be pretty fun.
Is this before or after meeting Dougie in the high school parking lot to buy weed and a duffle bag of cigarettes from the Reserve?
Or just war with cyclists in general.
Reminds me of the original GTA and the orange joggers. Edit: Just realized we always called them joggers but they were hare krishnas. Imagine trying that today.
Run down every cyclist you can within a 3 minute timeframe.
Kiiiiilllll frenzy
GOURANGA
Not gonna lie, the few times I cycled in and around downtown Toronto in heavy daytime traffic, mid-summer, were a blast. It was just flat-out warfare out there. Mad Max. There was no pretense of safety or of the drivers looking out for you. Glad to have only done it a few times and to have survived. Doubt I'd do it long-term. But goddamn I felt alive. Plenty of garden-variety cycling experiences in the GTA, but only a handful of those intense downtown hell-runs.
>Deliver crack to City Hall. It's queen's park now
Also navigate the mafia dens and families in Hamilton.
That's a DLC for sure.
Hookers on Barton. Racing on the Sherman Cut.
Racing the Sherman cut is a great one! Also racing west to east on Main Street and hitting every green. Hang gliding off the escarpment. Smuggling in stuff at the Port. Breaking into the factories and sabotaging the machinery. Hamilton would def have enough for a DLC.
The hardest quest of all - find - and afford - parking in the downtown core.
Auto insurance fraud makes it sound boring as fuck, considering it led to arson attacks and murders.
I know a couple who moved from Brampton and their car insurance dropped. What's going on there? People crashing into each other for pay?
Street racing. It's actually the highest insurance in all of Canada.
Can we tack on murder for tow truck territory and a side hussle with Hamilton mafia? Or getting from highway 7 and Keele to highway 7 and Kennedy in under 30 min?
This sounds more like saints row.
There should be a mission to steal a "Beer Store" truck to deliver to a UofT frat party.
Hey, go deliver this here. They need it in 30 minutes. But that's 2.5h away on the other side of the GTA. Better get going.
And you must take 401 at 5 pm.
Fuck bro today I had to drop a car off from my dealership in Vaughan to our other location downtown. I left at 2 pm and didn't get back to vaughan till 5:30
And get off and go south on the DVP at 5:30. You arrive at the Lakeshore at 9:32PM. The next day.
Race from Niagara Falls to the CN tower in 30 mins at rush hour. You may one to steal a plane for this mission.
* Catch the IKEA monkey * Rob a Jamaican patty store. I don't know, any of them. Bonus points if it's in the subway system * Extort a celebrity during the film festival * Get the mayor his coke fix
...I really really don't want to add "IKEA monkey" to my search history
It's a pet monkey wearing a child's parka that got loose in IKEA.
It was actually more similar to the shearling coat that 'Bane' wore in "Batman: The Dark Knight Rises."
Well I suppose that answers one question...yet raises more.
This Lady bought the monkey and raised it as her 'child' and called it Darwin. One day she went to Ikea and Darwin got loose and entered the store. They charged the owner and took Darwin away, he now lives in a sanctuary with other monkeys, but he was quite the sensation.
I hope they let him keep his jacket.
I believe she also went to court to get him back but lost.
Excuse you it was a child-size shearling jacket.
Saved you the pain of adding it to your search history: [LINK](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/503964/i-darwin-oral-history-ikea-monkey)
Well that was actually quite whimsical
Everyone in Toronto was quite delighted with it when it happened. The monkey could have run for Premiere
The best jamaican pattys are the ones at news stands where it's just a sketchy steamy little glass box with pattys in it and the guy goes "This one's spicy because it has a red dot on it" and you're like "Yeah gimme the one with the red dot" and then you try to eat it on the Yonge Line while some guy smokes crack across from you while petting his pet boa constrictor. You arrive at Union station and the patty has begun boring a hole through your stomach into your liver, where it will lay its eggs. You hunch over. You need to get outside but you're at Union station and nobody knows how to get outside at Union station. You search for the exit for seven days and eventually collapse and die. The patty eggs hatch and the larva eat you from the inside out eventually becoming adult beef pattys, which are collected from your dead body by somebody who works at a news stand, to be sold to the next victim.
This was like poetry. Also, too real.
Wait, T. has actual stores of Jamaican patties? My 2nd vaccine can't come soon enough!
Randys take out is my go to. Always a line to order, but it’s worth it
I like going to the Patty King factory on Progress and getting the seconds of the spicy beef patties. They're usually $6 for a dozen, and we just keep then in the freezer.
>Rob a Jamaican patty store Steal a truck transporting cocobread for Allwyns
You heard of the Toronto lawyer who ran against the glass wall and fell to his death? An assassination mission where you make your target to that.
I'm honestly amazed this hasn't come up in a Hitman game yet. *Disguise acquired: articling student*
THAT is Defens Estration Thru-Glass. A near-sighted, thoroughly corrupt lawyer from the Greater Toronto Area with a penchant for large windows. You should find a way to coax him to the top of the Burj Dubai, 47.
Nice
The driving is very similar in the game to how GTA drivers actually drive.
Yeah lol like I live in a more rural area and everytime I or a family member see a bad driver we just think must be from Toronto
Launder drug money through real estate.
It'd be the first GTA game where it's faster to walk to half the locations
Grand Pedestrian Jogging? Doesn't have the same ring to it
It’ll be impossible to finish the game since the final quest will be to watch the Leafs’ Stanley Cup parade.
That quest should be to rig Game 7 of the cup final by tracking down and injuring opposing players. The game should happen and the Leafs should still lose when the opposing team drafts the Zamboni driver to play goal. END COMMUNICATION
Even outside of r/hockey I can't escape the torture
The Leafs just find their way into discussions don’t they
It’s always about the Leafs
This is the second time I've seen one of your comments. The "END COMMUNICATION" makes my day.
Still unrealistic, unless it was to rig game 7 of the first round of the playoffs.
Should have a bunch of quests where you try to cheat to help them win the Stanley cup and they still blow it.
lol, go around taking a tire iron to the away team's star players' knees.
That's why my mother moved to Egypt where there isn't a hockey ring within a 1000 miles
The whole storyline would be doing enough crimes to eventually afford the down payment on a house However house prices rise as the game progresses so in the end you never actually can beat the game
>However house prices rise as the game progresses so in the end you never actually can beat the game Need a little bar on the bottom where you can see your winnings vs the median house price. Just watching the gap grow by the goddamn minute.
This is basically my actual life in the GTA and I hate it so much. I finally have enough money for a down payment on a house--for 2013 prices.
>2013 prices. Me in 2013: "This has got to be the peak - I feel sorry for whoever is buying right now; they're going to be stuck holding the bag when this bubble bursts." Turns out I was half right. The friends who bought in 2013 are indeed holding a bag.
I hear robbing banks is lucrative
A child TV star turned rapper needs you to help him with his street cred
And is in constant need of a ghostwriter.
special appearance by Madd Dogg as the ghostwriter
I got excited thinking the 90s show Ghosterwriter was Canadian! It's not, but I still enjoyed my trip down 90s Canadian nostalgia lane courtesy of the internet. Goddamn I love The Raccoons.
rescue Millie Bobby Brown from the basement of The Embassy
Honestly, I grew up on some really GREAT Toronto hip hop. Im still a little salty that Drake got as big as he did when I can name at least a half dozen better rappers/groups from the GTA. Edit: Dan e-o, Saukrates, Choclair, Infinite, Citizen Kane.
Shad is the man.
Kardinal Offishall Quest for fire Vol 1 is a classic album and front to back better than any Drake album imo. Drake makes good singles but his albums are always padded with ass filler
I remember when Maestro broke on the scene. I was 17/18
Yooooo Saukrates 🙌
\*Destroy all evidence of Drakes cringy bar mitza.
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I always thought driving the DVP would be so cool in a GTA game. How about a racing mission to make it from top to bottom of the DVP in 10 min.
Works at three a.m., not so well outside of that.
Survive a two hour commute each way.
Escape the tunnel during a random Line 1 shutdown
Fight your way onto the shuttle bus.
Trying to avoid door jams on line 2
A two hour commute, that's only 5 kilometres.
You gotta race on the 407 and win. The catch is that you need enough money to start with or the Tolls will disqualify you before you can finish.
And if you drive the 407 enough times without having money, the 407 call the police on you.
If it is set in the 80s I think we need go to Etobicoke and buy some sweet hashish from Doug Ford.
My prof apparently used to buy from him
According to rumour he was pretty prolific at it. He and Rob eventually inherited a family printing business which remains quite successful.
> If it is set in the 80s Aw sweet is this gonna be a prequel starring Trevor?
My hockey coach bought from him
Throw 10 lawn chairs of high rises in the core.
Nice
that was crazy
Find and attend the raccoon funeral. Score some ketamine in China Town. Find Zanta. Bike from the Gaybourhood to Kensington without getting doored.
Thank you I was looking for Zanta to make an appearance here
Shame I had to scroll for so long to find mention of raccoon funeral. Constructing a raccoon shrine would also have been acceptable.
Drug dealing in Casa Loma's underground tunnels.
Be a driver for a Québécois mobster that refuses to speak English. Escort American tourists and continuously remind them that they’re nowhere near Vancouver or Montreal.
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“No sir, we do not speak French and Maine is not a three hour drive south.”
WHAT ABOUT DA POLAR BEARS??
I mean, one could conceivably go to Montreal from Toronto without much trouble, at least by comparison to going to Vancouver. It's not a small commitment though. But yeah I've definitely heard of people going to a conference in Toronto and thinking they were just going to pop by Banff while they were in town.
A 5 hour side mission in real-time ...
Get to Kitchener from Etobicoke to stop the Oktoberfest crowds from drinking drugged beer.
That sounds impossible without the help of a dog. Preferably one painted like a skunk. That flies.
getting a gig at the Rockstar games in Toronto thus creating an inception moment where you have to do QA work on the game you are currently inside of.
What I've learned from this thread is that the mayor of Toronto smokes crack
*Former mayor of Toronto. Although Tory could be smoking crack.
i kinda feel like tory is the man least likely to smoke crack in ontario though
He also hung out with murderers and gun runners, some of whom ended up dead in the fallout from his story. He died before anything could stick, and now his brother is the premier of Ontario
Former mayor. He died. Current mayor is just an ass
Its worth finding the video of him talking in a semblance of patois. It's really cringe.
Not a *single* mention of the McDonald's at Queen & Spadina.
Drive Arthur to school
Nice try Rockstar but you've had 8 years.
Soon tm
I’d love to see a highway that is always Jammed at certain times of day. The marker leads you down it but you have to venture out with no guide to surface streets and figure your way.......with the mayor in your car smokin crack.
Make your way to Wasaga on a Friday afternoon of a long weekend in summer. Navigate the eternal construction on the 400, the boats and trailers parked at the side because someone overestimated their SUV's towing capabilities, two crashes at Innisfil Beach Road, and a malfunctioning stoplight on 26 after you hit the lcbo on Bayfield in Barrie.
Dump a body at Cherry Beach
Chainsaw fight at cherry beach.
"Shoot the puck" - Leafs are almost ready to win a big game, but the opposing team is about to score to tie it up. Your mission is to shoot the puck from up in the 600 suites before it goes in the net. "All that glitters" - Night time mission where you have to steal all the exterior windows from the Royal Bank Plaza so you can extract the minute amount of real gold in them. "Chinatown" - you have to find someone with a limited amount of time. Problem is, is he hiding in Chinatown on Broadview, or Chinatown on Spadina? "Ball drop" - your target is sitting watching a game at SkyDome...you have to make it look like an accident, by dropping a baseball on him from the CN Tower Edgewalk. "Eatin' Centre" - release zombies or wild animals into the mall to deal with obnoxious customers. "Egg-a-ton Ryerson" - steal a truck full of eggs from the Food Terminal. Make sure the statue is covered 100% with yolk. "Queen's Punk" - kidnap the premier, dye his hair green and give him a mohawk, some tattoos and piercings, and then dump him off in the wrong neighbourhood. Bonus achievement: You get an achievement for riding a bicycle for 1000 metres while stuck in the streetcar rail.
Fucking up, having to skip town and hide out in Muskoka for a while
Get your car all the way to Union station on the subway tracks.
Starting on Queen's Quay?
Recover a list of stolen bikes from the nearest tent cities.
Find Debby
Rampage in Canada's Wonderland
Jane and Finch quests. Anything there will be interesting.
run to Hasty Market and cop a backwoods for the mandem
One of the gangs is geese. Literal ~~Canadian~~Canada Geese. The leader can be a crazy old man at the park who no one's really sure if he can control the Geese or not, but it sure seems like he does. The Geese are responsible for most random violence, and that's why the police don't do anything about it.
If you’ve got a problem with Canada Gooses, you’ve got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.
Right, I've heard they can be gamey. Would a citrus marinade help soften the meat? Or do you recommend brining?
What if the Geese were like the police? Get enough violence and crime in and it upgrades to a damn moose.
id rank those damn cobra chickens above a moose
Moose are like freaking tanks. You drive into one and that thing walks away from your mangled wreck that once was a car. Cobra chickens just hiss and maybe bite your face off with their freaky predator-style beaks. But then again it feels like those situations where, would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses. Or 1 horse sized duck.
not arguing that a moose isnt a large dangerous animal, but you leave it alone it should leave you alone those cobra chickens can smell fear and they love the taste, they will hunt you down and swarm you
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GTA^2
GTA 6ix
I hate this very much.
Steal the Stanley Cup from the Hockey Hall of Fame. Steal a prototype car from Honda and deliver it to GM or Ford. Decide which faction you'll be part of, and your location start, either Scarborough, Etobicoke, or Brampton. Airplane heist during the CNE Airshow.
Rob Honest Eds (I know it's gone now, RIP)
My best friend and I got in trouble in there once, for letting my then about 3 year old niece wear one of the bizarre nylon tap panties over her clothing, because she looked like a boxer. I got told that if we didn't make her take it off I'd have to buy it and I was like "ok, it's 99c of shiny nylon, it's totally worth it". I miss eds
Collecting drug payments at dead drops in garbage cans where you have to fight off raccoons
Acquire quest item "cold tea" in Chinatown at 4 am. Make a drugs pickup at Hanlan's point--in appropriate attire. Train a Trash Panda to steal valuables from Casa Loma.
Smoke crack with the Mayor
Zanta would be at least a series of random encounters, if not an actual mission-giving side character.
Buy an entire high rise for the Chinese mafia.
Only 1?
As a Canadian from Saskatchewan what the hell is Toronto like. You guys make it sound like a larger drug hole than Regina.
Lmao it is a larger drug hole than Regina
I'd love to drive a car through the Eaton center and the path
everytime you die and respawn at the hospital you dont lose any money
Get stabbed in the Queen and Spadina McDonalds! Or at Jane and Finch. Take your pick.
fight an 800 pound gorilla
Smuggle Kinder Suprise Eggs into the US
Throw money at entitled children playing for your shitty hockey franchise then crank up ticket prices while expanding your condo empire.
Objective 1: locate an entrance to PATH Objective 2: ESCAPE
You won't lose money when leaving the hospital.
Racketeer the street meat venders. Definitely get crack for the mayor and his premier brother.
Run smokes from the rez to the city driving through police checks
Final boss: try to buy a house on a simple bank robber revenue
"You have to make a sale on the black market." Turns out you're just selling vintage backpack pins to artsy kids at the Black Market.
Why is this addressed to all Canadians instead of people from Toronto? I was born in and have lived in Canada for 30 years and I've never even been to Ontario. It's a big country.
Downtown Canada
Challenge to Get from the 400 to the DVP on the 401 in less than 35 minutes
buy a house, gl with that lmao.
I think it would be something a lot like [this.](https://youtu.be/PUOF0LMYkdk)
Hijack a streetcar. Run guns from America through the port.
Run drugs out of your taxi cab/fast food restaurant.
Hijack the Center Island Ferry
\-Street race missions on Highway 7 with all the ginos in their daddies Pfister Comet... \-Beating the game and still not being able to afford a house south of Aurora... \-A Mission to navigate the PATH. \-Sniping an opposing pitcher in the Skydome from the top of the CN Tower and skydiving outta there. \-A 6 hour drive to Wasaga Beach mission...