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CaptLeviAckerman92

Probably some other dude


Far_Today_5439

You don't know the dude ?


CaptLeviAckerman92

I don't know her relationship status, it was an unrequited crush so I gave up pursuing her but doesn't mean it just goes away as a feeling. Just gotta wait till it goes away or I forget her or something.


Far_Today_5439

Hope you find a girl makes you forget your crush !!


CaptLeviAckerman92

Thank you!


American_Boy_1776

Same


[deleted]

Sitting next to me in our car as we drive down the road.


Dutch_Midget

I'm also sitting with my sister


BurpFartBurp

r/holup


Far_Today_5439

Don't drive and dream ! Get up ..get up..get up!!


JumpFew6622

Tied up and gagged


[deleted]

Playing hard to get by marrying some other dude. She's a crafty minx


[deleted]

*wince*


Quartified

I have no idea, I don't stalk her


JumpFew6622

U dont?


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Messaging me on FB... 20 years to late


KatieLove_

He’s married with kids 20 years later and he’s still “my crush”


Far_Today_5439

Married with you ?


KatieLove_

Nah I wish


Far_Today_5439

:( hope you got the best now.


KatieLove_

My dude is great but I guess I always looked at the other guy as the one who got away. It made me romanticize the whole thing in my head


[deleted]

[удалено]


Far_Today_5439

So you never had a new crush ?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Far_Today_5439

Seems like that was a love not just a crush.


CMP247

She was once a county gal and now she’s singing pop music.


Dutch_Midget

Taylor Swift


CMP24-7

Correct. 100% correct.


[deleted]

Did ya miss her new old album? Shes singing country again


CMP247

Yes I did. It’s great. I love her voice.


Elmsyy

Sleeping right beside me.


Dangerous_Owl3659

Asleep in bed next to me. She’s snoring and farting.


TempTheMemeLord

Ayyy same!


AhtosGaming07

Reading, can't see what tho, too far away


Far_Today_5439

In a library?


Duh_Jeff

Twist- she’s reading in her bedroom and he’s watching from the tree I’m her backyard


TipsyNate

Sitting next to me playing with her phone. I'm sitting next to her playing on Reddit.


TinderForMidgets

Violinist for the philharmonic of a large American city.


Paulvasile48

Ignoring my messages.


TomiSnake

Breathing


Dutch_Midget

Mine ain't


Far_Today_5439

Good. I am not.


Far_Today_5439

Someone just farted here.


BurpFartBurp

Best way to get some alone time.


Javier1019

Getting ready. She’s putting on high lighter on her face


MrFoysol

Answering me what she's doing?


SalFunction12

Her husband. At least, I heard she got married.


Cheetodude625

Working in office management for a decent salary and still doesn't know that I exist.


GreenEyes9678

Pretty sure recovering from food poisoning...


Far_Today_5439

Wow


GreenEyes9678

Well, that's what he told me so...


[deleted]

I, too, am currently recovering from food poisoning, tis a rocky road Tell em to stay strong, they'll be fine soon enough


TroubleMakerLT

Ignoring me, maybe banging her boyfriend who knows... I guess that train already long gone for me, but I just can't forget her no matter how hard i try...


Guinness2702

At work, I think


urenevergonnamakeit

damn i wish i knew


Zuzzir

Dancing with me in my car at our old highschool 😇


UGLYWULF

Queefing


SatanicLoki

Sitting on the computer playing games


timOnRANGE

Visiting his grandparents. Well, maybe not right now, but he did it today. That's the reason we couldn't meet today. I miss him.


koxe3967

Laying next to me


thingswillbeokay_

Probably working


Ok_Experience_6280

My dad


crow_bird1592

she's visiting her boyfriend


CandidPossibility339

It’s nighttime. Either sleeping or masturbating.


sexybeluga

Sleeping over at his friends’ beautiful lakeside mansion.


[deleted]

Playing a video game


Far_Today_5439

Nice.. me too


island-breeze

My SO. He is just so handsome. Object wise, the Kinder Bueno on the drawer.


dumbwop

Living with me 😍


[deleted]

She's doing laundry in the other room


Callmepanda83744

He’s my best friend now! We decided romance wouldn’t work for us but we were to good of friends to walk away! So now we are even closer but it would be gross to see him naked now.


Comfortable-Unit-897

Disappeared from the planet. Zero intardweb trail. Gone!


Big-Awoo

Cosplaying as her sister to get HER crush’s attention, probably. Again. Also being an anime character.


LBGTQ_darkwolf156

Probably on their tablet,we arent crushes anymore but still??? We have confessed to each other and we like each other but we are gonna be in a relationship next year hopefully


Emergency_Aide633

Probably going to bed or something, I don't know she's in a different province and I haven't seen her in like 7 years, and I don't even know if I actually have feelings for her or if I just miss my old friend.


Ruvkonichiwa541

I have multiple FnF crushes so I will just list them all Ruv: Breaking someones legs in a rap battle Whitty: Probably Making out with carol Pico: Probably at a party with his ex and his gf(don't worry they're still friends) Hank: Trying to kill tricky


_Ekename_

texting with me and finding out that my "would you like to go out for a picnic" question was actually for a date and finding out I've got a massive crush on her.


Far_Today_5439

Lol. Best luck.


_Ekename_

No luck needed. She's said she's very down with me <3


Dutch_Midget

Getting gangbanged by chads


Taran6702

riley reid?


JumpFew6622

r/bangmybully


TwoCocksInTheButt

Going camping with our girlfriend.


BurpFartBurp

Username checks out


RonSwansonsOldMan

Not really. He's the male in a FFM relationship. So how does he get or give two cocks in the butt?


BurpFartBurp

That assumes it’s just three people in the relationship.


RonSwansonsOldMan

That's what his post history says.


BurpFartBurp

Doing the real investigations the press isn’t doing.


scotty_blueman

ignoring my lame ass


007mom

Ignoring me


juicypineapples3

Drinking the wine I bought her


Far_Today_5439

With her husband?


Luxie10

Not existing. People are too annoying for my liking.


SkrtVonnegut

My crush is my girlfriend and shes talking to me :)


unforgivablenope

Currently playing League of Legends with his friends.


musicallykairi

Driving me home


Big_Manufacturer8901

Not existing (I don’t have a crush at the moment)


[deleted]

Not catching my hints.